making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time

''Future Life'', #27, June 1981 Source

How is it?

I voted Dwarves for AK-47 because something about it's simple and rugged reputation just feels right for a tool that's gonna get banged to shit spelunking deep in the earth.

I said Elves for MP-5 because the SD in particular feels like a nice, delicate weapon for not disturbing nature while you quietly dispose of interlopers in your woods.

the idea of purchasing arms and ammunition on an open market when it is easily accessible and simple do so is american individualist bourgeois decadence. as is the ridiculous fantasy of personally owning and regulating any firearm and then becoming well trained in using it. the only truly revolutionary way to arm the proletariat for the revolution is to call up the black market and place an order for whatever rust-seized pieces of shit they have. this will cost you four times as much as buying a brand new firearm, and no two squads within our army will be able to exchange parts or ammunition, but this is the price to pay for our souls to not be corrupt by idealist fantasies and maintain pragmatic utilitarian thought.

Back when $100 meant you overpaid

The UNSC Just Adopted A New Battle Rifle: The BR55

Fuck me I want a actual BR55

THE HELLDIVERS HEROS (artist: heartbreak Juan)

Apparently it's canon that pelican 1 and eagle 1 are married as confirmed by the devs, also I'm firmly on team eagle 1 is a tomboy.

I once worked with a former Navy pilot, last name "Caine", so naturally he got the callsign "Coke."

Others I've seen but never got the stories for include "Juggalo", "Daddy", and "Furry."

France is now, always has been, and always will be a mistake.

was a mistake

The Tornado ADV is mediocre and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

New mat

A U.S. Navy EA-18G Growler from the Shadowhawks of Electronic Attack Squadron (VAQ) landing on the USS George Washington. ( mcsn Matthew Riggs)

@kadonkey via X

Imagine coming up with an infringement so egregious even the fucking LA TIMES is calling out your bullshit.

From a practical standpoint I completely understand the drive for modern attachment systems like M-LOK and DickKeyMod. They're smaller, lighter, more comfortable to hold, really just complete improvements in every objective way.

HOWEVER

From a subjective standpoint, you will never

EVER

convince me that this

looks better than this

Quad rails are peak AR aesthetic, you can't change my mind.