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legobiwan · 4 hours
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"If I can't save my brother right in front of me, then I can't save the world." by Uroad7
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legobiwan · 1 day
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I love leaving myself mysterious course-building notes and having ZERO FUCKING IDEA what I was smoking the next day.
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legobiwan · 2 days
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Stan started doing this to Ford whenever they disagree
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legobiwan · 2 days
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🖤Now I have all I need...to become the king of all worlds!✨
Hey remember when I said almost a year ago that I would eventually draw a full piece for my Super Dimentio design? Ha ha yeah no me neither. Anyways I've been sitting on this one for a couple weeks.
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legobiwan · 3 days
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For my fellow Malevolent followers:
Just as a reminder, DC al fine translates, musically, to da capo al fine, meaning to return to the beginning ("head") of a piece and repeat the same notated material until the fine signal, which is indicated by the literal word "fine," meaning end. The music can cut off anywhere, even if traditionally, it's at a cadence (end of musical sentence). Sometimes this ending is indicated by an unaligned musical "inset," but not always. The ending is at the whim of the creator, doomed to repeat until the "fine." It's a notational shorthand, but a metaphorically heavy one.
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legobiwan · 3 days
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Malevolent: Intermezzo
What. The. Fuck. Just. Happened?
Aka, the John Cage extended piano techniques killing spree
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legobiwan · 3 days
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reminder for malevolent fans that harlan has planned out 6 seasons. we are slowly being careened into the final 2 acts... hold onto your fucking hats guys
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legobiwan · 3 days
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The Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency pilot is flawless
@any1gottamap @wildfirethetribrid
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legobiwan · 3 days
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A redraw of that not-confirmed-storyboard leak for Mario Movie 2 that was taken down.
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legobiwan · 4 days
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sketch commission for @orangephoenix6 !
thanks a bunch!
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legobiwan · 4 days
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legobiwan · 4 days
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The travel gang waiting to go home while I frantically attempt to get my half-semester courses online for next week.
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legobiwan · 5 days
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"I threw the book in the trash, shot the trash with a shotgun and threw the whole thing off a cliff."
Link to Original (in Portuguese)
Today the Portuguese translation for Brazil has been properly announced and with it...
A PREVIEW OF THE TEXT FROM THE FIRST PAGES OF THE BOOK OF BILL HAS BEEN REVEALED:
At first I thought it was a joke, just a silly song he sang to bother me while I was chained up in his penthouse at the end of the world. After seeing his mind shattered, his body petrified, and his chaos reversed, I knew he had to be gone from our reality. But I still wake up in the morning with a song stuck in my head, and I swear when I realize what song I'm whistling...
“We'll meet again...”
The question continues to bother me, like a tick in a sock: DID BILL CIPHER REALLY DIED? In the weeks since Weirmageddon, I've conducted numerous tests on Stanley's mind (his horrible jokes are intact) and inspected the statue for dimensional leaks (we also took turns kicking the statue and Stanley even hit it with a crowbar). I burned every item I had collected that was in Cipher form, and I even threw away all my dollar bills, just to be sure (Stanley, of course, found and pocketed everything).
But the effects of the Memory Gun proved to be far from permanent. And if memories can come back... I get goose bumps thinking about what could come back too...
I was recently packing for a well-deserved family trip when I found something at the bottom of my backpack: a black book with a triangle on the cover. Dismissing it as a bad prank (some teenagers in the neighborhood think that “worshipping Bill” is “cool”), I threw the book in the trash, shot the trash with a shotgun and threw the whole thing off a cliff.
But the book reappeared under my pillow the next morning, intact. And again the next day. Since then I have tried to burn, stab, tear, freeze and destabilize the molecules of this book. I also tried giving the book to Mabel's piggy to eat, but it always manages to come back to haunt me. I didn't say anything about it so as not to worry anyone, because I know very well what this is. I've heard of the myths, but I didn't want to believe they were true. This really is BILL'S BOOK.
Created by unknown forces, imprinted in human brain matter, sealed with black wax, moon rocks, and invisible symbols, his book has a single purpose: to summon Cipher's voice within its pages. To communicate with the Triangle… even after his death.
This is not a normal book. It presents itself differently to everyone, sometimes seeming completely empty, other times filled with an incomprehensible litany.
It changes and rewrites itself based on the mind of any reader unlucky enough to hold it. It becomes whatever it takes to deceive you, to attract you. It is not safe to have this book on your shelf, because, as I have witnessed myself:
IT INFECTS OTHER BOOKS
Why did he appear now? I have my suspicions. But my days of obeying his commands are over. There are still small fissures leading to the Nightmare Realm, which my family and I have been closing while I repair the damage caused by Wairdmageddon. I won't think twice and throw this book into one of those cracks.
If this book somehow finds you, then you are the next target it has chosen. I offer a warning: destroy the book. I tried to destroy it, God knows I tried, but every attempt proved futile. Whatever you do:
DO NOT TURN THESE PAGES.
DO NOT WRITE YOUR NAME.
DON'T BELIEVE IN A WORD OF IT.
Turn around while you can.
Or live forever with regret.
STANFORD PINES
(Text translated from Portuguese)
Disclaimer: This information was published by an official source. It's not a leak
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legobiwan · 6 days
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3. screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr
3. screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr
woof, my friend. There are...a lot. I actually actively try to stay away from the majority of the discourse, as it's exhausting and generally incredibly short on nuance. But in the spirit of the question, I'll list some random takes I've seen over the years and general counterarguments I have for them (otherwise known as, "I will fight myself in a paper bag and possibly not win but will also include something vaguely humorous at the end because I don't take myself that seriously").
Star Wars
Anakin is a poor, misunderstood, meow-meow
Anakin is a character with a megaton of trauma due to his upbringing. Anakin's ultimate fate was a complicated confluence of bad decisions on the part of the Jedi Council and Qui-gon, bad intentions gone worse with Palpatine, good intentions gone bad with Obi-wan, and bad actions on Anakin's part. Anakin was a victim, but he also made some piss-poor decisions that didn't help his cause.
Dooku is secretly a good guy
No, he's not. He sold his soul to the devil, willingly, thinking he could come out on top of that deal. He knew exactly what he was giving up and what ideals he was betraying to become what he was. Dooku cares, and it's that personality trait that - in my mind - ultimately buries him, but let's not mince words about the countless atrocities he's committed across the galaxy. He's probably one of the most complicated characters in the franchise, and I love him for it.
SMB
Luigi is constantly paralyzed by anxiety and can't function if his brother isn't within sight.
Agh, this bugs me and was one of the criticisms I had of the recent SMB movie. Luigi has his issues, yes, but he can get along just fine on his own, as shown in numerous games and the '90s cartoons. Quite frankly, part of the issue is that he's seen as an extension of his brother, who can have an overbearing personality at times, and Luigi hasn't had as much time to establish his own identity (which, heh, plays into so many interesting ideas as they relate to SPM and that whole debacle). He may be lost as to who he is, but he's not a total pushover.
Gravity Falls
Bill Cipher has a human form.
No! I refuse this! Bill is an eldritch triangle dream demon, and that's the end of that story. If Ford was feeling lascivious towards Bill, it was all triangle!Bill and nothing else.
Ask me a spicy fandom question
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legobiwan · 6 days
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“Remember! Reality's an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold! Byeeee!"
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legobiwan · 6 days
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I am slowly losing my mind over the shift towards video as the default media format.
I do not find this to be an efficient way to absorb information. I am bored and distracted by the time the largely unnecessary introduction is over. I can't use ctrl+f to find the specific information I'm looking for. If there are instructions to follow, I don't want to have to constantly pause and back up to the part I need.
At least give me a fucking transcript.
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