Today in #dirkjohn.

2 Cool 4 School

food,,, water,,,, simon henriksson good ending,,,

Now that work is cancelled for tomorrow my evening plans have changed from Shower and Play Ace Attorney to go to the supermarket, eat chicken wings and then play ace attorney

“Get your ass up I got you.”

She’s so damn beautiful 🤍

"I have to capture this moment." And it's just a camera roll full of pictures of my cat sleeping.

First farmers market of the year in my small town, went down and bought a huge bouquet and two loaves of fancy bread and a latte from the corner shop and I feel so beautiful and sustained.

trying to be more organized on my new pc so the only files i transferred over are all of my sims mods and a folder that has every atton picture i’ve saved since 2015

this is like 10% my undergrad studio art thesis, 1% picrews, and the rest is star wars comics

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:

15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.

None of the hijackers were from Iraq.

None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.

None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.

I'm getting so sick of major female characters in historical media being incredibly feisty, outspoken and public defenders of women's rights with little to no realistic repercussions. Yes it feels like pandering, yes it's unrealistic and takes me out of the story, yes the dialogue almost always rings false - but beyond all that I think it does such a disservice to the women who lived during those periods. I'm not embarrassed of the women in history who didn't use every chance they had to Stick It To The Man. I'm not ashamed of women who were resigned to or enjoyed their lot in life. They weren't letting the side down by not having and representing modern gender ideals. It says a lot about how you view average ordinary women if the idea of one of your main characters behaving like one makes them seem lame and uninteresting to you.

"For all actors know that truly natural acting is rejected by the audience. Although people are better equipped to judge acting than any other art, the hypocrisy of "sincerity" prevents them from admitting that they, too, are always acting some role of their own invention."

The Hair Bear Bunch: Anatomy of a Mating-Season Road Trip (part 1)

So what exactly does it require?

Aside from that rascaly, fun-loving ursine trio known as the Hair Bear Bunch--I presume you know all about them for the sake of this narrative, reader--it takes plenty:

Their rebuilt Volkswagen Camperbus of mid-1960's vintage, right down to as much the old-school air-cooled engine as the built-in kitchen and dining area which can convert to beds (but then again, when it's mating season, they're probably a little too stoked up all night, or will sometimes set up hammocks to sleep in under the stars; from what I understand, hammocks can get to be rather fascinating to these ursines).

Their rather substantial charcoal grill, all the more important for grilling steaks every now and again for the sake of building up zinc and other minerals important to sexual performance during the bear mating season (but then again, they've been known to grill fish and sausages on same as well).

Sexual curiosity of the highest order, especially when it comes to Hair Bear deflowering the odd female bear or two every so often during their sunset-to-sunrise orgies; such a magical and yet sacred ritual those can get to being, as Hair Bear will explain. (But mind you, they consciously shun pornography as a sexual stimulant, as such can "tend to bring about bad ideas" when it comes to the sexual experience.)

Old-school fascination for the open road and the adventures such can bring about, especially in looking as much for such campsites they can proclaim to be "Camp Volkswagen" (if but for maybe two or three days at a stretch) as ursine communities more than likely caught up in the excitement of mating season. Preferably by some part of a lakeside not too widely known, especially important for the post-orgy dive session in the morning.

Speaking of said dive sessions, it's been hinted at that the Hair Bears are fond of the new-style one-piece mask/snorkel combis for such underwater hijinks they can come up with in the coolness of the lake's waters at sunrise, yet before breakfast. Usually with one or two mates they were especially fond of (and after all, bears can swim rather well), and not afraid of wearing but themselves.

Plenty of requisites in the food arena, and not just the steaks they're fond of for building up sexual stamina: They can certainly go through plenty of malted waffle flour, SPAM, hot dogs, smoked sausages, potato and tortilla chips, soda (though not beer), frozen chicken breast patties, chicken breast tenders--I assume you get the idea.

At least we have the basics to hand, fellow Hanna-Barberians; however, there's more to discover here!

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The premise of Skyrim is just so funny. The shouts are just dragon language, making the fights between dragons basically an argument? But now this puny human has a minimal grasp of the vocab. Imagine you're disagreeing with your bud about something unimportant like pineapple on pizza and then a mouse came running over and called you a bitch