they're on their once a year bruce-mandated get along trip and tim just got off the phone

Jared  ||  orlcon  ||  tall, dark and handsome

Melissa O’Neil and Eric Winter would be in the dictionary under “iconic duo” really 😌👋

I know it's not thirsting hours but I hope someone gives a good fuck for Joon after relesase day OR ELSE I'll volunteer myself!!! I have never been destroyed, then cleansed and healed like this before.

LMAOOO ERL!! after the release, the content in the release, and the way it's carried me throughout the day?? i'm sure you are not alone in these sentiments sdklfjdskljf. almost 24 hours later and i'm still bumping indigo in order and vibing just as deeply. it's so damn refreshing but also comforting.

Just finished the first season of Interview With The Vampire and uh. Everyone in this show needs therapy and also probably several restraining orders

My same face syndrome isn't just a problem in Sims 🙃 these are all different characters lmaoooo

Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess

the way people online talk about autism is getting really weird, like do they know that neurotypicals still have interests? that someone being passionate about a hobby doesn't mean they're autistic? you guys know that right

Asked for a doctor's note to show to the airport staff if necessary for an upcoming flight where I need to bring my T with me and they were like "yeah sure no problem" and then sent me a note that makes it sound like I will literally die if I go one day without my testosterone LMAO

babygirl i sit hunched in ways you’d never fuckin believe

[Stardew Valley] felt compelled to draw some ponies..

Bought my uncle a burger and milkshake in exchange for letting me disrupt the holiest day of the week, NFL Sunday Football, so I could install a Pi-hole and free the household of ads...the thing abt the specific boomers I live with is they told me not to trust people on the Internet but they do not understand the algorithm or online advertising and think that Facebook has their best interests at heart. And every time I have tried to explain to them that no, blorbo from my dashboard is not selling my kidneys on the dark web but Google from your capitalism is definitely selling your web searches to every advertising company on the planet, they think I am paranoid. How could their personal friend Mark Zuckerberg want anything bad to happen to them etc. I am fighting battles I did not know existed!!!

consuming this alongside beef cup noodle to see what happens to my digestive system

Stayed gone but vox narrates his passive aggressive insecure ass scrolling text from the bottom of his broadcast 👊💥📺

characters who dig themselves out of their graves (whether literal or metaphorical) are at the top of the list. nothing beats a character who should have died but didn't and comes back to haunt their own life and the world around them, benevolent or violent it doesn't matter, it's enthralling either way