The new Vegas Tribes having to learn to read, write, do math, and every casino game on earth along with customer service etiquette in the span of like a month or else this gambling Walt Disney Knockoff they’ve never met is going to gun them down with big fuck machines they’ve seen for the first time in their life. Not to mention they have to learn how to tie a tie:
Good cog, it's been a whale huh? I hope everyone has been well since I last spoke. Life has been going... swimmingly. I've finally had the chance to catch up on some of your inquiries and I'm happy to say that I'm ready to open up the inbox again-
A good evening to everyone but whoever gave Swank and Benny those ratty little mustaches in the All Roads comic. I hope ur pillows are warm and ur comforter stiff.
The Albatross was considered an omen of good luck to sailors, and yet the mariner shoots one. The senseless killing brings a deadly curse upon his ship, and as a punishment, he is forced to wear the dead albatross around his neck, forever a supernatural reminder of his trespass.
oh no oh my what is happening??? because you get referred to as Taylor Swifts Boyfriend FOREVER --- A SUPERNATURAL REMINDER of HIS TRESPASS oh my god what is she doing