bisexual disaster wyll ravengard immediately after complimenting lae'zel's gorgeous eyes, telling astarion he's 'so gods-damned charming' and well-coiffed, saying that gale is elegant on the battlefield and he'd love to have seen him dance, calling halsin a hunk and telling shadowheart he's blessed to be in her presence:

"I wouldn't know a flirtation if you whacked me upside the head with it"

watching my gay little doctor show and my gay little religion show and my gay little time travel show and my gay little english high society show and my gay little starfleet shows and reading my gay little dostoevsky books and my gay little donna tartt books and my gay little mary shelley books and listening to my gay little rock songs and my gay little classical pieces and watching my gay little—

Average fan telling people why they like Arcane: writes a beautifully thought out 3000 word essay on why season one is one of the greatest accomplishments in television in the 21st century.

Me telling people why I like Arcane: lesbians good; dying man sexy.

I want them carnally, and I also want to steal their gender and personality.

Sanji's ladies man archetype is read as bisexual because of all its overbearing overcompensation. It's like p4's Yosuke that deflects any queerness out of fear of its reflection but is still all tangled in his crush on Yu. Or Dean in Supernatural whose understanding of masculinity is tied to his identity as a ladies man but who consistently gets flustered and knotted up by other men. The archetype also tends to not be normal around women, ever, so the only genuine relationships they cultivate are with other men. I understand, I was overbearingly overcompensating once upon a time.

I can't believe this was literally Fourteenth

she's been on tumblr.com

god i know I’m old when I would fight Poseidon for leaving Sally Jackson all alone. Fuck Gabe I’m Percy’s step mom now

Percy jackson really heard

"The pen is mightier than the sword"

And went: yeah, but swords are pretty cool...

Why not both?

all i want is to be happy (to be in a throuple with mulder and scully) is that so much to ask for?

Being a multishipper be like 'ah yes, my favorite ship, Rose/Kanaya&Karkat/Jade/Dave/Terezi/Vriska/John/Roxy/Sollux&Calliope 🥰 right, guys?'

'....guys?'

Sterling halfway thru helping Shadowheart, her big titty goth girlfriend, complete the Gauntlet of Shar

I like my women evil and my men a bit pathetic.

not to subject you all to more of my deranged thoughts tonight but can we consider sam/jess happening if sam/dean hooked up before sam went to stanford? like specifically sam teaching jess all the fucked up shit that dean taught him? going down on her and thinking "dean would be so proud" because HE WOULD.

torn between yearning for an elusive girl and lust for an insufferable boy