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So my mom is fairly religious, but in that spicy way that she tries to make Everything about God, but doesn’t particularly read the Bible or follow his teachings.
Anyway she tries to make Easter and Christmas much more religious then most people make it. At one point she trued to do this with every holiday a Basic White Christian Family had (including Halloween) and even threw some Jewish holidays in there like Lent and Passover.
This year she hid some extra eggs, numbered 1-12, in our egg hunt, and said they were for a special activity later today. My first guess was that this was a religious thing, specifically that each egg represented an apostle and there would be a scripture and some jelly beans in each one. I immediately asked if I could eat Judas.
I was not allowed to eat Judas, mostly because there was no Judas, and there was no jelly beans.
Instead, my mom had taken a Mormon lesson plan made for six year olds (her youngest is in Middle School) that read off Bible verses. What’s worse? I wasn’t allowed to participate. Probably because I Do read the Bible and know a lot more then her. And if I was given the chance, I probably would’ve turned this into a theological discussion instead of just taking Literally The Bible at face value.
None of her kids were entertained. She was fuming about this but got over it surprisingly quickly. But now I have a lot of Bible Thoughts now and no one to talk with me about them because my mom thinks literary analysis is of the devil, my dad has no opinions, he just follows whatever my mom says at all times, and none of my siblings are religious.
But happy Easter, end of Lent (I know it ended three days ago), April Fools, and any holidays I’m forgetting.
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Can you write Dottore x reader with blasphemy kink? I'm lowkey a sucker for sacrilege. Also, I don't know if you're ok with feet, so this is optional.
A/N: I couldn’t really write for the feet kink, sorry about that anon T^T, also sorry this took SOO long, I’ve been so busy T0T. I've never written something like this so I hope it's alright! Not proofread
➽ In the eyes of god
Dottore x priest/priestess!gn reader
Warnings: smut, blasphemy kink, sacrilege, creampie, unprotected sex, overstimulation, i think that’s all?
word count: 974
It was so wrong. What you were doing was so so wrong. And you knew it. Of course you knew it, you were an important member in this church, highly looked upon and here you were. Getting fucked mercilessly in front of the holy lord himself. You swallowed a moan as your hand slapped onto your mouth, trying to suppress the noises coming out of you.
“Oh no no, I want to hear you. I’m sure he would too~” Dottore smirks, his hands digging into your hips, pulling your hips to meet him halfway as he thrusts into you. You bite back another moan as he abuses your gummy spot, tears falling down your cheeks as your back arches on the wooden table. It was like a fever dream, you were talking with him one second and the next he’s shoving his fat cock into your aching hole.
His hands came snaking up your body, from your thighs to your stomach then to your chest; landing there and playing with your erect nipples. It was impossible to keep your whimpers and moans in your throat, letting some loose as he continued pummeling his dick into you.
“S-s-stop…” you tried to shout, but all that came out was breathy whispers. Suddenly, he pulled out, dragging his tip around your entrance, admiring the erotic scene; his cum lowly dripping out of your needy hole, already fucked out but still asking for more. You whined, feeling empty, you knew you shouldn’t be doing this, but the sensation of his cock made all your worries go away, your mind replaced with only thoughts of him.
“Your mouth tells me to stop but your hole is practically begging for more. Look at you. Pretending to be such an innocent person. What a slut, you are.” he chuckled, before you could even answer, he turned you on your stomach and shoved his cock back into your hole, eliciting a loud moan from you. Your cheek, firmly pressed on the wooden table as your hands claw around, knocking a book to the floor. You gasp. You just knocked the Bible. While doing such an act…
“D-Dottore!” you mean to shout, but it comes out as a moan instead. He laughs, getting close to your ears and licking them, suckling on the soft spot before pulling your hair and making you face him. He looks at you, pleased with the sight of you being absolutely fucked out, tears on the side of your eyes and on your cheeks, face flushed and sweat all over your face. He kissed you harshly, forcefully shoving his tongue inside, exploring your mouth as hee hums. Satisfied, he lets you go, sucking and biting your lower lip first. You pant and gasp for air, trying to regulate your breathing.
He lets go of your hair, your head hitting the wooden table, that’s going to leave a bruise, but that was the least of your worries. You were close to bliss, that electrical and aching feeling formed once more in your lower abdomen. His sharp and deep thrusts help you reach your high, screaming his name once more as he helps you ride out your high. Even after you cum he continues bullying his cock into you as you squirm and scream, sensitive from just cumming.
“That’s it~ Let the whole world hear you. Let them know how much of a slut you are.” At this point your brain had turned to mush. All you could think, feel and smell was him. “Hmm, this should work well~” you hear him say. Suddenly, he pulls out but in an instant your hole is replaced with something hard and cold. You turn your head back to see Dottore shoving the head of a crucifix in your hole with a smug grin. You scream, the edges of the crucifix scraped your walls but the thought of doing such an unholy act turned you on, edging you into another orgasm.
You feel your hair being pulled once more, you whimper, throat aching from screaming.
“Look at your lord while you cum from a crucifix in your tight little hole, what a dirty little priest/ess you are.” You whimper again, moans coming out of you as you look at the bigger crucifix hung on the wall in front of you, tears falling down your cheeks once more, replacing the dried ones as you cum. Your body falls to the floor, unable to hold yourself up.
Dottore chuckles at the sight before grabbing your arm and pulling you up. You rest your arms on the table once more, gasping for breath. You squeal as you feel him slam into you once more, your legs almost giving out as he grabs your arm, pulling it behind you as he continues to pound into you. He tossed his mask to the floor, revealing his blue hair sticking to his face from sweat and that lustful look in his red eyes. He’s close. You can tell he’s desperate, from his pace and how deep his thrusts are.
“Fuck.. gonna pump you full.. Gonna pump you full in front of your so-called god.” he laughs at the irony as he grunts, thrusting a couple more times before stilling and a familiar warmth fills you once more. You whine and squirm as he continues. Archons. How much more was he going to cum? After a few seconds he pulls out, eliciting a sigh from his lips as he wipes his cock on your ass cheeks.
“I expect to see you next Sunday for our private sessions.” he flashes another smug grin, his white teeth shining as he pulls his pants back on and grabs his mask on the floor, securing it to his face before walking out.
Now you have another thing to look forward to on Sundays.
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devotion | eddie munson x fem! catholic! reader
summary | you’re a good catholic girl. you always have been, though you’re dating eddie munson — who’s the complete opposite of that. he’s crude and vulgar, and his influence may just taint you entirely.
warnings | talks of religion; eddie lowkey hates god, but also has a lowkey god kink; wrong usage of the rosary; loss of virginity + corruption; face f!cking/blowing; f!ngering; degradation + praise; religious guilt; reader’s dad sucks; blasphemy.
note | part two is here
Eddie Munson was merely the Devil in your parents eyes.
To you, he was the Seventh Heaven.
Crossing paths with him was not a mistake, but a blessing. Eddie took care of you, and loved you. He really loved you.
You met him through a friend who went to Hawkins with him, and you couldn't perceive him as a bad boy, whatsoever. He was genuine and kind the second you and him met, asking questions about you that no other guy ever had done.
But you knew he was not the guy you could bring home to your parents. Your parents were aware of him, since your father was a Sheriff for the Hawkins Police Department, and always got reports of him.
You couldn't tell them about your infatuation for Eddie, and how your heart burned for him, belonged to him. You were more faithful to Eddie Munson than you were to your Catholicism, and for you to say that to your parents, would earn you a kick to church camp.
You couldn't say that their sweet little girl was in love with Hawkins' freak; that he had told her many ways he wanted to deprive her of innocence and purity; that he dreamed of her worshiping him under her cross.
And you dreamed of that, every Sunday, for the past, many months.
You sat in between your father and mother as the Priest read from the Bible, and you fiddled with the ending hem of your white, babydoll dress. You stared mindfully at the cross, your head drawing the image of Eddie taking your virginity, rupturing your virtue, right underneath it.
You did feel a bit of guilt when you thought such lewd things, and you did blame Eddie for it. You felt even worse thinking of them in Church, where you were supposed to be devoting your love and soul to the Lord, not a wild man.
"Hebrews 13:4 says, 'Marriage is to be held in honor among all, and the marriage bed is to be undefiled; for fornicators and adulterers God will judge'", the Priest spoke confidently, eyes glancing up to everyone for a second.
You swallowed thickly, fingers gripping tightly on your dress.
What the fuck, Jesus, you thought to yourself. I'm a fucking eighteen year old, of course I want to fornicate!
"Sweet dear," your mother whispered, and you looked at her. "You look unwell. Are you okay?"
"Do you mind if I take a moment outside?" You wondered, brows drawing upwards. "It feels stuffy. Just for a minute, please."
She sighed heavily, shaking her head. "Very well, then. Hurry on, dear."
You thanked her, standing up, and quickly – but quietly – dismissed yourself out of the building, pushing open the wooden doors. The second you were outside, you groaned, the doors swinging close behind you.
"I'm damned for Hell," you mumbled, rubbing your temple in frustration.
"So am I," you heard a voice come from the side of you. You spin your head, finding Eddie there, smoking a cigarette. "For smoking of the Lord's sacred grounds."
"Eddie," you sighed in relief, walking up to him, and he brought you into his embrace. He kissed the side of your head, before pulling back. "What are you doing here? If my parents – or anyone for that matter – sees you, they will make a fright out of it!"
Eddie chuckled. "Is that so?"
"I'm serious, Eds," you frowned, throwing a small, playful slap to his shoulder. "We don't need a scene."
"Ah, I know, angel," he cooed, kissing your forehead for assurance. "I just needed to see you. Was wondering what you are doing tonight?"
"I have homework, and have to finish my project on the Betrayal of Judas tonight," you explained, annoyed at the mere thought of it. "It's going to take all night. Why do you ask?"
"I wanted you to come by my trailer tonight," Eddie said, and you smiled, but upset you had to decline his suggestion. "But it's okay. I'm going to pick you up after school tomorrow, okay?"
"If Sister Josie sees you, she will report you to my parents," you warned, and he only barked a laugh, throwing his head back. "I do not want to be sent to a camp because I was caught with you, Eds."
"If your parents did that, I'd kidnap you," Eddie stated, and you rolled your eyes, shooting a look at the church's doors, eyes retreating back into his shortly after. "Go on in, sweetheart. I'll see you tomorrow, and we can do something fun."
You raised a brow. "Like what?"
"Anything you want," Eddie promised, giving your chin a soft pinch. "Be good for me, yeah?"
You hummed, and nodded. "Bye, Eds," you gave him a kiss on the cheek, and he watched you walk all the way back into the church.
You hurried back to your row, perching yourself back in between your parents.
"Feel better?" Your mother asked.
You inhaled sharply. "Much better."
Your fork poked at the vegetables that sat on your dinner plate, your eyes boring into it. It was always quiet on Sunday dinners, and you never said anything, unless your parents did.
Your mother poured herself another glass of red wine, and your father glanced at you, then his wife. "Got another report today about that Munson boy," your father cracked the perfect quiet, and was visibly angered. "He's been seen graffiting near Lovers Lake."
"And who is reporting that?" Your mother questioned, sipping her beverage.
"Probably that ass kisser, Jason," you mumbled, and your father slammed his hands down on the table.
"LANGUAGE!" Your father bellowed, and you dropped your fork onto your plate, slouching back into your chair. "Jason is a good boy. A good son of the Lord, and that's the kind of guy you need in your life."
"Jason literally tried to kiss me at the ninth grade school dance," you recalled, scoffing. "Without my consent, may I add!"
"Well you two were children then," your mother said, and you rolled your eyes, crossing your arms over your chest. "He's a lovely boy. His friends are lovely too!"
You purse your lips. "His friends are dumb fucks."
Okay, so maybe Eddie really did have a bad influence on you. Because you would never – for the love of God – curse in front of your parents, until now.
"What's with the mouth?" Your father asked, and you glared at him. "You ought to pray tonight to the Lord tonight."
"I'm just growing up, daddy," you mocked, standing up from the dinner table, and threw your napkin on top of your plate. You stormed out of the dining room, straight into your bedroom, slamming your door behind you.
You dropped your body onto your bed, stuffing your face into your pillow. You wanted to scream and kick every object in your room, but refused not to do such a thing.
You were fine with laying on your bed, and smothering yourself with a pillow, until you heard gentle knocks at your window. You jolted up, your head craning toward the sound, and peeked at the window.
And you found Eddie, standing right outside your window.
You cursed under your breath, and stalked over to your window, snapping it open. Eddie smiled at the sight of you, though he could tell you were mystified by his unannounced appearance.
"Do you want to kidnap me that badly?" You wondered, and he chuckled breathily, shrugging. "You can't be here right now. My dad and I got into this fight."
"About me, I suppose?" Eddie asked, allowing himself to jump into and through your bedroom window, and you didn't stop him. "I know how your daddy likes to talk about me."
"He said I should be with Jason, or someone like him," you said, and he closed your bedroom window. "Because he is a son of the Lord."
"Or the fucking Devil," Eddie joked, and you snickered, but agreed. "I wonder what your dad would think if he knew you were with me, hm?"
"He would take his shotgun to you," you admitted, and Eddie took a look around your bedroom. "Anyway, you can stay for a bit, but my father demands I pray for cursing."
"Their little girl suddenly has a mouth of dirt?" Eddie teased, and you slapped his arm, which he laughed at. "Have I finally corrupted their innocent daughter?"
"Shut it, Munson," you snapped, and he leaned against your desk, his eyes casting down at your Bible that sat on top of it.
"How about you pray right now? I won't say a thing," Eddie suggested, and you raised a brow, tilting your head. "You need to get it over with, anyway. You won't even know I'm here."
"You want to watch me pray?" You asked.
"It'd be nice, ya'know?" Eddie grinned, and he could tell you were completely gullible to what he was getting at. "Maybe I could learn a thing or two."
You considered it, and simply agreed, walking up next to him. You grabbed your Bible, and opened it up as you made your way over to your bed, kneeling at the end of it. Your knees brushed against your carpet-like flooring, looking up at your cross.
"Wait, Eds," you paused, and he was already handing you your pink rosary. You thanked him, wrapping it around your fingers, and held it tightly in your hand.
Your cross hung right above your bed, right in the middle of your room, and your attention diverted from him, to the Bible.
Eddie simply watched and witnessed you speak and pray, and he felt sick for getting aroused to this pure sight of you, pleading for forgiveness from a man who supposedly ruled the Earth.
He wanted to touch you, for his hands to memorize and caress every curve of your body.
His eyes unpeeled that baby pink tank top you wore, then went to your white, soft sweatpants. He wondered how it'd be like for you to plead and worship him in front of the Lord as he made you call him your God.
Maybe that was an awful, crude dream to play in his head, but he wanted to have your devotion to turn to him, not the Lord.
The Lord couldn't love and care for you the way he did.
Eddie went over to your bedroom door, and locked it, seeing how focused you were on the pages of pure fiction.
He kneeled behind you, and wrapped an arm around your torso, your body shuddering. He brought you closer to him, planting an innocent kiss on your shoulder.
"Eddie, I'm praying," you pouted, setting your Bible down for a moment. "You said you wouldn't disrupt."
"Just keep going, love," he mumbled, his tip of his nose brushing against your skin. "Keep praying."
You rolled your eyes and did so, continuing to recite every word from the pages.
Eddie's lips made their way to the nape of your neck, getting the sweet scent of your perfume. "What a good girl," he whispered, his hot breath sending a symphony of shivers along your body. "Doing anything to stay pure and good."
You nearly faltered, your concentration weakening. His hand trailed to your stomach, resting on your abdomen.
Eddie had touched you before, but not fully – not under your clothes. He even afforded to show you how to touch yourself, but Sister Tina from your school said you'd be banished to Hell for such a thing — so that set enough fear in.
Now, you craved for him to touch him. You didn't know why in this particular moment – out of every heated, lusting moment – you wanted to feel him, for him to take you apart, and taint every part of your body, and brain.
You began to stutter as you spoke, Eddie's hand crawling under your sweatpants, grazing over your clothed area. "Do you think the Lord wants me to touch you?" He taunted, and you hummed, your hands grasping harshly onto both sides of the Bible. "What do you think?"
"Eddie," you managed to breathe out. "Eddie."
"I want him to watch me take his devoted angel," Eddie continued, his fingers creeping into your underwear, and your body flinched the second his fingers pressed against your bud. "Show him that he is no protector."
You nodded, and Eddie grinned, resting his chin onto your shoulder.
You wanted Eddie. You needed him.
"Keep reading, or I'll stop," Eddie warned, and you couldn't hold onto a single thought as his middle finger curled into your delicate cunt. You moaned, squeezing your eyelids shut to the feeling of it. It was a single fucking finger in you, and you felt like pure bliss to it.
Eddie continued to pump the individual finger in you, slowly and surely as you tried to read more.
Everything was going smoothly, until a knock hit against your bedroom door.
Your father barked your name, you and Eddie freezing up. "Honey, why is your door locked?" Your father asked, shaking the doorknob. "Are you okay?"
Eddie smirked, his ring finger joining his middle, both pumping into a picked up pace.
"I–I'm praying!" You announced, trying to hold back your noises. "I wanted to pray in privacy, talk to the Lord!"
"Oh," your father spoke from the other side of the door. "I'm glad to hear that, sweetie. I just wanted to say, you know I'm just looking out for you, right?"
Eddie's fingers struck an unknown, but euphoric, spot in you, and you choked down a loud moan. "Yeah, daddy! I know that," you responded, throwing your head back onto Eddie's shoulder, and the Bible collapsed to the side of you.
Eddie chuckled quietly, using his free hand to wrap onto your throat. "What a filthy girl," he whispered into your ear, grasping onto your neck.
"There's bad guys out there, like Eddie Munson," your father said, and Eddie wanted to bark a laugh. "If you were to be with a boy like that, I'd lose it. Boys only want one thing, and you know that."
Another noise was lodged in your throat, Eddie having to squeeze your throat as a warning.
"I know, I know! Now, can I continue praying, please?" You asked, and Eddie's finger shoved into you faster, and harder.
"Yes, of course! Your mother and I are heading to the Martins for a bit," he acknowledged, and you had to slam your own hand over your mouth. "We should be back no later than 11. Be good!"
You kept your hand over your mouth until you heard the front door slam shut, and the second they did, you freed all your noises. Your chest heaved, your body becoming pudding against Eddie's.
A hot sensation hit your stomach, and you found pleasure in it. It was an unfamiliar, enjoyable feeling. Your thighs trembled, and Eddie took a quick note to it, noticing how you were barely adjusting to this. "Are you going to cum?" Eddie asked, and you looked at him with confusion.
"Cum?" You repeated.
"Does it feel like your stomach is on fire?" Eddie asked, his fingers making themselves deeper into your core, and you nodded. "That means you're at your climax, sweetheart. That you are going to cum. It's very normal."
You still had a lot to learn, and Eddie was glad enough to teach you it all.
"Just let it go, sweetheart. Let it be free," he cooed, and you hummed, your body convulsing the second your climax poured out of you, nearly dropping to the floor. He kept you up and close to him, and you panted, swallowing thickly.
Eddie's fingers disappeared out of you, removing his hand completely from you. He placed his two fingers in his mouth, getting the sweet taste of you, and nearly moaned. "You taste fucking divine."
You blushed, and eyed your Bible, picking it up. "I think I got enough forgiveness," you joked, and Eddie hummed, helping you stand up with him. "I just..."
"Hm?" Eddie wondered, taking the Bible from you, and rested it on your desk. "What is it, sweet girl?"
"I want," your voice quavered, your head hanging low in embarrassment. "I want more."
Eddie placed his finger under your chin, bringing your head up to look him directly in the eye. "You want more? You have to be more specific, love," Eddie mused, and you whimpered. "Use your words, please."
"I want you to touch me more," you only knew how to say it like that. Just paraphrase it in that way. "I want you to fuck me?"
"Is that a question or statement?" Eddie jested, and you whined more, embarrassed. "I'm kidding, sweet girl. I know what you mean, but are you sure?"
You nodded, smiling in confidence.
Eddie tugged you closer to his body, his lips smothering yours, and his hands laid on your hips, squeezing them gently. Your arms looped around his neck, holding him close to you, your body aching for him.
He led you over to your bed, sitting down onto it as you straddled his lap. Your hands cupped his cheeks, your rosary brushing against his skin, and you could feel him smile on your lips.
His lips fell off of yours, and he stripped off his upper half clothing, dropping them to your floor. Your eyes widened to the view of his body, his abs perfectly toned, and your finger drew around the tattoos he had on the left side of his chest.
"I like this tattoo," you giggled at the demon and spider tattoos, and he smiled, kissing the side of your head. "But I will always like your puppet master tattoo a lot more."
"Gotta get you a tattoo one day," Eddie said, and you shook your head. "Get you a pretty tattoo, just like mine, yeah?"
"I'll think about it," you said, and he hummed, his fingers hooking under your shirt. You let him take it off of you, undoing your bra by yourself. You hesitantly shimmed off your bra, the straps sliding down your arms, and onto your lap.
You put it on the ground with the other clothes, and you didn't stare at Eddie as his eyes gawked at your breasts. You were insecure and worried – he was the first guy to ever see your bare body.
Panic slowly rolled in. "Is it okay? Am I okay?"
"Baby," Eddie breathed, looking up at you, and then at your breasts. "You are so beautiful. This body, all mine to touch and mark."
Your worries washed away, Eddie planting loving kisses on your breasts.
"Your body is fucking gorgeous," he whispered, captivated and enthralled by your gracious beauty. "All fucking mine." He carefully laid you on your back, on the bed, and hovered over you, his lips falling back onto yours. His body rutted against yours, hands at the waistband of your sweatpants,
"Take them off, Eds," you breathed into the kiss, and his taste was gone for a moment as he listened, stripping off your sweatpants. You were left in your white cotton panties, and he took a second to unbuckle his belt, and then his pants, both landing on the ground.
You and Eddie were only left in your underwear, and you could feel a hard bulge brush against your inner thigh.
Oh, you thought to yourself. That.
"Are you sure you're ready, doll?" Eddie asked, and you looked at him with assuring, doe eyes, and he kissed your forehead. He reached over to his pants, grabbing his wallet from it, and pulled out a small wrapper from it.
You shivered, and your eyes bored into Eddie as he took off his boxers, and you tensed the second you glimpsed at his cock.
You were about to pray to God again, due to the overwhelmingly huge size of Eddie.
Eddie opened up the wrapper, taking out the condom, and slipped it on. You took off your panties and kicked them off, throwing your rosary too, seeing how they joined all other clothing items on the floor.
"It's going to hurt at first; if you want me to stop, just say so," Eddie said, and one of his hands held onto yours for comfort as his other was used to guide him into you. You could feel the head of him at your cunt, and you squeezed his hand whilst his cock made its way into you, slowly, and bit by bit.
Your back arched, gasping aloud to the feeling of him fulfilling you. Eddie's hand grasped onto your jaw, holding onto it, forcing you to hold eye contact with him. "Just take me, love," he mused, and you whimpered in response.
You were being easily stretched and torn apart by his cock, your virtue draining out of you with every brush of him coming in and out of you. You continued to hold onto his hand, his thumb rubbing the back of your hand for assurance that you were safe.
Eddie kept a steady, delicate pace, taking a clear eye to how you were already in shambles. He was simply dispossessing you of your longing purity, your body and devotion belonging to him now.
This was Seventh Heaven to you – this was all of the joy and exhilaration you had longed for.
Your cunt adjusted to his size, and your hand let go of him, setting both of them onto his shoulders. "More, Eddie. Please," you pleaded, and he began to drill himself deeper into you, his hands pressing onto your stomach for support.
You squealed, his eyes on the way his cock thrusted into you. Your body elevated upwards, and your glossy eyes caught a glance of the cross above your bed.
If this corruption was so cruel, so vile, why did it feel so fucking amazing?
Flares of euphoria spurred throughout your body as wanton, lewd noises elicited out of your mouth, and filled your bedroom. Embers of pure, raw desire kindled in Eddie's eyes the second they fell back into yours, his breath shuddering his rib cages.
A firestorm grew in your stomach, and your nails dug into Eddie's shoulder, earning a harsh moan out of him. "I'm gonna cum," you told him, your chest falling up and down rapidly. "I need to cum, Eds."
"What a sensitive whore you are," he taunted, and you groaned, the fire spreading into your thighs. "Cum for me, sweetheart. Cum for your God."
Your lids sealed shut as your climax peaked and rushed out of you, your body moving with a hard jolt to it. Eddie nearly laughed mockingly at you, your delicate, unripe body, now sweating and shaking from sinful sex.
You barely had collected the fact Eddie referred to him as your God, but you didn't hate it.
You liked it.
"I'm going to fuck your pretty mouth," Eddie said, and helped you sit up as he took off the condom. "I always told you I'd find a way for you to worship me. Get on your knees, angel."
Eddie tossed his condom into your trash bin, turning his attention back onto you.
You obeyed, and stumbled to your bedroom floor, collapsing down onto your knees. Eddie seized your rosary, and took the opportunity to tie up your wrists with the symbolized jewelry. You whined, tugging at your hostaged wrists.
"Open your mouth for me," Eddie said, standing in front of you. Your mouth popped open, and he shoved two fingers into your mouth, creeping them to the back of your throat. You gagged the second his fingers hit your throat, your eyes watering.
You stared up at him with pure and pious eyes, that were almost daunting, too.
"How are you going to be able to take my cock, when you can barely take my fingers, angel?" He asked, and a tear trickled down your cheek. He was amused by this single tear. "You worship me?"
You nodded as his fingers left your mouth, his knuckles brushing along your cheek. "Yes, I worship you. Only you," you assured, giving the edge of his palm a delicate, small kiss. "You're my religion."
He chuckled. "Such a good little thing you are."
Eddie's fingers curled into your hair, nails scratching against your scalp. His hips pushed forward, his cock stuffing your opened mouth.
You remembered another friend told you about blowjobs – that you make sure your teeth don't touch, or it makes it unpleasant. Your friend wasn't as faithful or pure as you were, only going to Catechism to please her parents.
Eddie's cock continuously hit the back of your throat, drawing inchorenet gargles from you as tears lined at the brim of your eyes. His cock brutalized your throat, yet you soaked into the pain of it, taking pleasure in every second of it.
Your eyes rolled back the deeper his cock went, his teeth gritting together, and moaned your name like a mantra.
Eddie's head fell back, his hips snapping into your face, and you gurgled, trying your best to breathe out of your nostrils. "Shit, shit, I'm close," he told you, and that was the only warning you were given, nothing else. "Keep your mouth steady and open for your God, baby."
His climax flooded into your mouth, your tongue getting a salty taste of his high, and he pushed his cock out of your mouth. He tried to catch his breath, sweat beading at his forehead and body, his fingers unhooking from your hair.
"Let me see, doll," Eddie said, and you happily showed him the way his cum sat on your tongue. "Mhm, that's a good girl. Swallow it."
You closed your mouth, taking it all down at once, and he kissed the top of your head. He unknotted the rosary, and your wrists were glad to be free.
Eddie sat the jewelry on your bed stand, and helped you up, sitting you down on your bed afterwards. "Are you okay? Does anything hurt?" He panicked, and you shook your head, a few strands of your hair matted to your teary, sweating cheeks.
"Did I do okay?" You asked, and he frowned, cupping your cheeks, caressing them lovingly with his thumbs.
"You were wonderful, sweet girl. So good," he reassured, kissing the top of your head. "Let's get you cleaned up, and dressed. You still have that project to do."
You groaned, barely remembering it. "Oh fuck!"
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ok guys i'm trying to put the playlist songs in order, here's the tentative order + reasons, lmk what you think!!
(major major spoilers for webtoon readers about the rounds that Tesilid went through before reuniting with Ailette)
(playlist link)
The concept I'm taking w this playlist is for it to mostly follow Tesilid's chronological POV, not Ailette/the reader's.
1. It's You: Pre-regression Tesilid, about Ailette. (tbh i think it also works near the end once the '17th' loop starts, but it lowkey feels a little too cheerful for Tesilid's POV at that point in time?)
I also kind of feel like there needs to be at least one song before It's You, for Tesilid before he first meets Ailette. But it needs to have super specific vibes??? Like, less depressing compared to the later ones, and more petulant and complain-y. The "why am I the only one with these duties..." and being too shy to accept food kind of vibes, the Tesilid doesn't have depression yet kind of vibes. but idk rn I can only think of angsty songs bc [spoiler] grabbed my whole brain.
2. Tell Me: idk i'm putting this song here just according to the vibes. It doesn't feel depressing enough to be late-regression Tesilid.
3. Theatre: Round 85-99 Tesilid (when he manages to save the world) or maybe even slightly before. He wishes he can just be himself and pleads with god, he just wants to stop acting his role. But he hasn't completely given up hope. He is still waiting for 'that someone out there' to hear his voice. The song feels like a cry of help and an expression of what he desperately wants, rather than a requiem or mourning of his old self and dreams. (tbh this can also work for current timeline Tesilid? for when he starts to see hope or a path forward again. This song is a little Too Tesilid it feels like it can fit most points of his very long life)
4. Show Me What I'm Looking For: Round 99 Tesilid, when he visits the Bible of Truth. "Ailette, I'm here... but where are you?" "Show me what i'm looking for" and he gets the truth of the world and. hahaha. he acts accordingly.
5. I am the Strongest: Reed. I used the instrumental instead of the lyric cover in the playlist bc i... don't really like the vocals and i can't find a cover of that cover... sorry. the lyrics really slap and fit perfectly though, 100% recommend going through it too.
Songs 3-5 (Theatre - I am the strongest) need to go in this specific order for maximum impact. It's the expression of what he actually wants > please just throw me a rope, i'll pay any cost, save me from being confused; show me a path and i'll follow it > ok i was shown one (1) path, time to destroy the world so i can no longer be hurt
6. Lower One's Eyes: i'm trusting vnikat on this being reed x Ailette for reasons that are spoilers to me as well. Chronogically it goes here because Ailette exists.
7. Flos: Current timeline Tesilid. Melancholic and tired and defeated and reminiscing about his old hopes and dreams and wondering if he can still have them. (I considered putting it at the front, pre-Theatre, but idk i feel like that pre-85 Tesilid wouldn't be this downtrodden and defeated because he was still diligently working towards what he thought was salvation)
8. 1/6 -out of gravity-: Ailette re-entering the scene and being super ready to do everything she can to relieve Tesilid's pain and burden by even just a little. I think this song really matches the tone of the first 2 seasons of the webtoon.
9. Endless Struggle: Tesilid feeling like he's sinned and that he doesn't deserve kindness, but he's doing his best to repent and become stronger
I think 1/6 out of gravity and Endless Struggle need to go as a pair. It's the juxtaposition of cute anime girl trying to cheer you up followed immediately by the emotional fallout of [spoiler]. I think the tonal change really replicates what we readers feel hahahahaha 🤗🥲
The rest of the songs are, i think, mostly just wishful thinking about what we hope/think the rest of the series might have. The tonal shifts here are more abrupt because they're kind of disjointed guesses.
10. I want to become your god: Not too sure about its inclusion. Saviour complex things. But the lyrics sound a little too hopeless & powerless to fit either Ailette or Tesilid's vibes at the current point of the webnovel translation. Ailette is powerful enough that she has a reasonable chance of saving the world and Tesilid. On the other hand, Tesilid kind of doesn't really care about saving anyone at this point, and I feel like even back when he did, it wasn't really out of a desperate need for self-validation like in this song. But I think this song definitely goes after 1/6 -> Endless Struggle! For maximum devastation.
11. Jiwa yang bersedih: Us coping and hoping that Tesilid will get to hear these words and internalise them lol. Putting this after I want to become your god, because I think even if Ailette can't completely undo all the pain that Tesilid has gone through, she can still soothe his pain in a way that few others can give him. and also eventually solve the whole godless world problem.
12. To Be Me: I'm just coping with the inclusion of this song. I just hope that Tesilid reaches a point where he starts to forgive himself and starts to live because even if it hurts, he genuinely believes that there's light at the end of the tunnel and that he can finally breathe and live as himself and discover himself so long as he keeps actively choosing to live. Anyway the lyrics for this song are beautiful and I think you guys should also listen to it even as a not-Tesilid song. Lines like "going forward, going forward, going forward but going back again" read completely different and hit really hard when it's about someone with a normal mortal lifespan and not a regressor doing introspection lol.
tldr; Feels like there's a missing song for pre-regression Tesilid's frustrations
i'll probably create another post for the final order to be put on my pinned post, and which is spoiler free so that any webtoon reader that comes across my blog or playlist can read it too
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ep 13. kinnporsche - spoilers
I shouldn't laugh but it was pretty hilarious how he slapped that plate out of Vegas hand
also very much in favor of how messed up vegas pete are
Peter knight
slightly confused at how kinn seemingly is okay with his dad wanting to take more control again
i really enjoy kinn and porsche and the overall wholesomeness and also the delicious undercurrent of tension
Bible and Vegas continue to excel
I will defend himbo porsche with everything I have but tankhun was so right to set kinn straight
omg VegasPete are a lot but oh wow is this an excellent dynamic (Bible and Build are fucking eating this scene)
Hello, I love being right about vegaspete and what the show is going for. 10 points for me and 11 for Pete for being a badass mf
I both can and cannot believe thankuns choice in mourning robes
I have become used to the tone changes but this funeral really is sth
lovely that we are keeping porsche afraid of ghost
I didn't know I wanted it but that call back to porsche feeling abused. oh god, Pete is breaking heart
awwww, baby porché making me said. awwww, now Kim is also all in his emotions . why don't you stay continues to be a gorgeous song. barcode really nails the romantic earnestness...oh god these two brothers so desperately in need of feeling loved...ahhhh....
the vegas pete destruction is really hitting the best places.
I only agree with taking him to yok if she gets Pete a way to relax. cannot be mad at tankhun for making it about himself
OH YES!
OH NO!
I mean, yes to the mess but oh boy....porsche please don't.
this is a changed vegas, but not sure as to in what direction
PORSCHE AHHHH from what you know you should've never brought Pete here
Build looks fucking amazing
don't like porsche for this but also: hello to this scene.
for some reason this vegaspete scene is giving me the weirdest twist on romeo and julie vibe
(sidebar: why is Porsche still in the bodyguard outfit, someone explain, unless Kinn has a kink)
ah, it is this scene. love how tasteful they go about the nude scenes. the lowkey sad instrumental is sending me. Apo and Mile are so great at kissing it is a delight.
porsche leaving that cute smiley on the card, dork
Peter Knight! Here again to distract the youngsters from going against Korns plan
Vegas is such a snake but I live for his face when he watches porsche and his uncle having their row
trauma aside I love that vegas has to take care of porsche and gets confronted with the Kinn Pete duo just a good excursion all around.
we end on a classic soap opera twist, love this show
edit: cannot believe that I forgot - just like the show - that Big still didn't get a funeral
#ctlyuejie writes#not really spoilers - only spit out my drink after the first sentence that was said#kinnporsche the series spoilers#kinnporsche the series#spoilers
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**4 RECT@L us3 0NLy** <spam Moosiboobie>
wE 4GoT ouR Politival Values just to dance @ a les tUrkish Klub in silverLake cuz FUG it!!!! it’s not lyke we made the LA times front pg Once At an armenian protest against turkey!!!!!!!!!!!!! <it wuz her sis> n walked all the way from bev hills to santa Monica in Chunky demonia platformZzz just to make sure we Stood up 4 our beliefs n Freedomzz. <it wuz jusT once.> i luv my best fwend lily !!!!!!!! she is the literal best n No one else is as Hawttt as her n she wants 2 taste my blood n die next to me while we both hav guns in each other’s mouthz n tht is the kind of Luv i need n want n whut fuels meh to be alive 2Day <3 :-3 we had a kute sleepover the day i came over n i tried 2 feed her oppossoum Mochi dried berriezz but she wuz scared of Meh. after dancing til Akbar closed n some cute Kunty gayzz wanted to take pix with Us cuz they thought we were Kute!!!!
i has bden outtah Townxx 4 Lik a week n i hav luved tha sun in Cali butt i yam now on tha plane back to NY n god im so fuckin happi to go back . this plane smells like brioche bunz n Air fried Potaotezz. hehe. Idk why.? but Ya being back home made me go into a crisis sort of just being wiff mi Mum n being forced to go to church n being emotionally violaiLe . i did a live tweet during moi tIme @ the candlelite service tht kind of went Lyke dis.
Haii !! Ok im HEREEESS.
sooooOoOo high on @dderaL i wish my legs would stop shaking . im hidIng in tha BathrOom and im Also like pooping sooOo much cuz of the anxiety idk how My Body is producing Diss wiff just 1 meaL a day. ?! i do NOT wanna go to outpatient facility for Ed probzz but my doc n i r on a safety plan .
oLd lady h3Re forgot to TurN heR pHone off Sooo her ringer is just going oFf . she doesn’t know how to turn it OFFF. shuld i HelP or just keep live twEeting??
oOk oKokOk dude who sang Mary did U kno kinda slapped . Got DaMN!!!!!!
kinda feel like mi Mum likes church sm cuz it makes her forGet ab pain which is like rly Fucked up?!?! Le sighh..!
idk if i shuld go public on twitter Cuz tbh i hav almost 6,000 tweets n they r all a mix of nudezz, rantz/ramblingzz, emo shit, random pix of kuromi n Domo n actually sum vulnerable shit lmao. Plus twitter is fallin off lowkey . Tumblr 4EVER!!!!!!
Xmas wuz funn tho outside of dat. lots of beach hoppin then i dressed uP 4 a party in which i put a pic of Jesus on my shirt n carried around a mini bible n alSooo made. A choker out of an OLd xmas ornament i Stole from mi mommi tht said No3L . i learnt tht cards against humanity has a card tht says Br1ght pink pussy n thts now my fav word besides coochie cheeze. i saw a swiss cheeze plant tht made me hungry at a fancy plant store in Laurel canyon where i drove around in circles just to find a sewing machine store tht turned out to B a vaccuum storefront tht sold broken singerz. Butt i went to peetz afterwards N got sum grass jelly brown sugar drink N i asked them Y n When they Decided to Go fuLl Bob@ gangster Cuz it didn’t seem so american Franchise now. I didnt get the answer i wanted.
Then i took some pix of me on the toiLet with .5 lens then sent it to my fwend then i found some Seggggxxyyy jeffrey campbellzz at crossroadz for like $18 IM OBSSESSEDD WIFF. then i def Wuz late to Brunch at Sunset rooftop bar which was a flashback 2 when i tried 2 get a job there n they rejected Meh even tho they asked me my availability n basically told me i was hired like summer 2021 during my haituS Back to the W3st c0@sT but it’s ok cuz the Hollandaise sauce did NOT smack.
i Luv overhearing 50-60 yr old favgots in La geek ab their green new lululemonzz n plan their nose jobs “while they r still young.” It is soooo hot and so celeb Cotoure to mEh it makes me feel sooOooo pop culture being around itz .
i wrote a lil poem ab seeing old friendzz dis week :-D <3
“
they remind me i pierced their ears
cuz it’s been a couple of years
and we had to do it twice.
and it wasn’t so nice
cuz the holes kinda closed
but at least we succeeded
when we tried.
they remind me i brought them coke
when we were all trying to cope
during 2020 quarantine.
and that nite we ate shroom filled oreos
while some of us threw up
and others held our hair back
and i kant help but
feel like a teen
tho this time im seen
so it actually feels rather nice. “
it’s been 9 months since i’ve been back home so old friends and i hold each other close
and swing in each other’s bedroom stripper poles while we sing to avril lavigne . and khole at parks and look at the bark on trees at the arCadia arboretum. we admire the lights on the race car speedway along the highway and get stuck driving on the hill up to the hollywood sign but it’s ok cuz even tho we almost got in a car accident we were 2gether n shared the sunset listening 2 fly Like a G6 . got nauseous from the K then ordered mcdonalds on door dash . shared fries then reminisce on the poetry that we’d write and the weed that we’d smoke tho i no longer toke but they remember when i used to wear lavender oil and
dreads in my hair and we all kind of laugh cuz we’re so evolved now from the naive christian girls we used to be . and we sit across the bar from one another with our gin and tonics and sodas and cran while taking multiple trips to the bathroom to snort kitty off keyz. asking what new mental illness diagnosis we’ve received now that it’s been a year since we’ve caught up with one another N continually 4give ourselves 4 who we used to b . …..
being reminded by friendzz ive known since i was like 18 tht i wuz gaslighting myself into believing i had a personality disorder summer 2021 wuz CRAZYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And i explain to my therapist i embrace my “youth” but not being “young” anymore because that’s something kinda cringey for me now. That theres a difference now for me. I kan feel it and it feels good to feel. it Seeps into the way i am able to call my old friends from the hospital anytime n i know they’ll pick up and we’ll cry n share poetry ab the people we’ve lost cuz sometimes it still doesn’t feel fair we made it this fair and they didn’t. But forgetting is nvr the answer. N it’s good to remember.
YgghHhhHh Yea!!! soooOooo ucla knows my pretend Gf is now goin thru an immense break up n they r over the possessive sheit !!! Cuz when u lick someone elses strap it’s kinda awk now !?…? thA boba gangster Store i grew up hanging around turned into an Anime boba little maid cafe ???? and all the asian food now is served w a side of rice n Beanzz instead of soy sauce egg n fried tofu w/ cabbage??????? .!!!! @quarius moons can hav my third hole , i regret not going to the froYo place in Hollywood called frog cuz mochi + plain tart yogurt is tha Besssst. Car rental place in la gav me a fuckin race caR n It Wuzz jUdt like Sosooooo h@rd to drive it made me wanna go cry in A trader joezbathroom n eat calufiflower rice smothered in butter . Dude who waited in line wiff meh for the shuttle to car rental place rite when i Landed as well gav me an egyptian cigarette n an I <3 ME liter. <3 <3 heheheh. i Def lost the liter immediately idk where it went Ugh. also i wiSh i a partner to take good pix of Meh :-[
i wuld do anything to hear an english man whIsper “beans” into moi Earzz cuz i yam bunion sun , ingrown toenail moon , and callous rising. N did hella become cali slang bc of the coachella car stickers that peel off then become just hella???? Alsoo hello kitty weighs 3 apples and is pro ana for that . Cuz why the fukk we gotta know that .
Ok well i think i typed 2 much diss week n ih8 lookin forward 2 2023 but i Dink it’ll b a good yr. ima leave behind so much bullshit n delete contactzz n old pix n msgs cuz I don’t need any of dat this upcoming yr. i wanna fall in <3, invest in my business andd focus more on long term stability + my career <3 i don wanna feel lik i need to prove anything to any1 ima jus put my head to tha sky n stay Fly lik a cheese stick. n keep my eyes on tha prize : spam musuboobiez. <3 Im landing now in Newark n hope to see more dykes w star face pimple patchezz n i STG if this white girl nxt to me doesn’t stop puttin her baby powder dookie smellin lotion on around meh Ima SCRWEAAMMMM!!! i rly rly loveeee u all !! :-3
Xxxxxxoxoxo renchang 1201 (my twitter username n 12/01 is my Old dogs bday if anyone was wondering)
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Hate when I’m telling Siri to play a song that’s in my library and he plays some fuckin. Rap song
It’s ALWAYS a rap song this is racism /light hearted
#loser’s liddol rambles#does magnolia STAR sound like magnolia TREE??#and I told him to play Uwa!! so temperate BY TOBY FOX and he somehow gave me some#some bible album where some guy adds lyrics above the original song and lowkey it slaps but DUDE#I SPECIFIED THE ARTIST ITS NOT HARD TO FIND MUSIC ESPECIALLY IF ITS ALREADY IN MY LIBRARY!! Siri get it together challenge
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Hey can you please rec me your fave avatar fanfics?
i would be Honoured to
this is going to be a heavily zukka themed list as they recently became my top tagged ship on ao3 (im there @ jiminie if u want to see any more of my bookmarks) but i will endeavour to be more inclusive don't u worry !!
these are all mostly pg - if there is sex it isn't the focus, mainly cause id feel weird rec’ing smut to a potential minor and also cause i don't need the judgement of my taste in porn but if u do want an 18+ rec lmk
the art of burning - zukka (eventually), canon divergence, ongoing - this might be one of my favourite fics ever, its a hadoka+ the watertribe come across zuko fic and i cannot recommend it enough have done some quality crying 2 this one xo
what is living is burning - zukka, canon divergence, complete - BRO the canon divergence on this bad boy? so good - it had such a Mood, the tone is exquisite - - i cant say much without spoilers but trust me it goes Hard
blue - zukka, canon divergence, complete - i may as well be recommending the bible here but i mean it when i say this has some of the best zuko character exploration that i’ve ever experienced it deserves all the love it gets!!
the spirit stone - zukka, canon divergence, ongoing - zuko imprisoned by the fire nation? very cool ideas going on here, can’t wait to see where it goes!!!
what you’re meant for - zukka, post-canon, complete - ambassador sokka saved the world! jk but like this is a really interestingly written fic, i love the epistolary style and its really satisfying to see a political system become unfucked. i wish i could be more articulate cause this fic rlly deserves that but im clow n
more below the cut cause it got long ;)
boy problems - zukka, post-canon, complete - this boy can fit so much angst in him!! this also has some excellent mailee content s/o to my lesbians xoxo
swords of fate, pride of heart - zukka, alternate universe complete - zukka zoom uni au! did this fic hit entirely too hard for me as a uni student on zoom? why yes. do i also want to fall in love with a boy over zoom because of swords? also yes
say you like your shirt soggy - zukka, alternate universe, complete - this is just good vibes aman falling in love n doing dishes its all we want - excellent hakoda content here !! very good if u desire better parental figures!!
Flow Like Fire - canon divergence, ongoing - zuko is an airbender au that slaPs - also our first none zukka one look at me having range! but very very good its so clever in how zuko figures shit out i really enjoy the world building on this one
blue's clues - zukka, alternate universe, complete - modern au where the blue spirit is a vigilante - its so fun to read and has sexy spiderman vibes big love 2 this one
tell me a story - zukka, post-canon, complete - this will rip ur heart out!! izumi likes being read stories! tw major character death xox
goodbye to fathers - canon compliant, complete - hakoda and zuko have a talk and ozai just sucks - good hakoda dad vibes and adults being responsible love it
lighthouse beam - zukka, alternate universe, complete - uni au again!! very cute and disabled zuko rep!! love 2 see it - so much pining my dude
when the sun sets, and the moon follows - zukka, post canon, complete - this is an elderly gaang fic, so if ur constantly thinking abt grief like i am this is Right up ur street - tw major character death but so worth it.
Baby Hotline, please hold (me close to you) - zukka, alternate universe, complete - this shit is hilarious boys, fbi agent zuko and engineer sokka its a great time
Mass Times Acceleration - zukka, alternate universe, complete - this is a masterpiece, zukka roast trip au just very good painful feelings big fucking fan here man i would die 4 this fic
survival will not be the hardest part - azula-centric, canon compliant, complete - beautiful azula character piece really rich and painful also lowkey sapphic
Look How Far We've Come - zukka, alternate universe, complete - this whole series is insane!! daemons au!!! such good worldbuilding amazing character work fucking phenomenal man
rain dance - aang-centric, canon compliant, complete - beautiful, beautiful aang piece about airbender culture and loss if u read any of these pls make it this one
Intimate Counselors - zukka, post canon, complete - fucking hilarious zuko buys shit for sokka plot very good very fun honestly a joy 2 read might read it right now when im done with this list
studying the blade - zukka, alternate universe, complete - social media au!! great gang dynamics n super fun!!!!
kintsugi - toph+zuko bros 4 eva, canon divergence, complete? but only sorta cause the whole series isn't complete but its So good such a good reworking of the plot aaa it just goes hard man its the toph n zuko content u deserve
spring comes to caldera - zukka, post canon, complete - ambassador sokka is back baybe and its so fucking good - great azula stuff here, really well developed pining, the full works
figures 1-5: killing gods - zukka, canon divergence but only a lil, complete - a really lyrical and althetic exploration of zuko. feels like catharsis
(do you take this jerk to be) your one and only - zukka, canon divergence, complete - hehehe proposal related hijinks love 2 see it yue is here n its great
the art of charting the stars - zukka, post canon, complete - beautiful star gazing theme and gorgeous pining this is iconic i love it
speak ill - zukka, alternate universe, complete - sometimes u just need to call ozai a bastard. immaculate
wow long list - sorry abt that!! but it really could have been easily twice as long aha
i hope i’ve managed to rec u something new and that u enjoy any of these and thank u so much for the ask~~~
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Melody (S.W.A.L.K) 1971 Livewatch
I have seen this movie. but not the whole thing (i got interupped the first time i watched it)... so here goes!
movie load please
20 seconds of logos???
guitar song™
this movie is so nostalgic for no reason
Mark Lester and Jack Wild: did you mean, Oliver Twist and The Artful Dodger?
and tracy hyde shes here too
i love this movie sm wtf
can these credits end????
ok yes they can
70s film marching band scene
ornshaw drinking whiskey before band bc why not
danny is bby
mY mOtHeR dId It SiR
dannys mum is so annoying wtf
i really love tom ornshaw
run bitch run
The BB™
SET FIRE TO THE NEWSPAPER???
look at his lil face ❤
MELODY MY DAUGHTER
a gowdfish please
aww look at her
“ive done all those things i wanna try something new” LIKE DRAWING TIDDIES? DANIEL
“ah a boy gave it to me at school” was it ornshaw, i bet it was ornshaw
BITCH YOU RIPPED DANNYS TITS DRAWING
melody girl you cant play that fucking recorder
this film has great cinematography wtf
Melody Perkins Deserves The World !!
the gang go to school
Ornshaw Gets Bullied
“the jewish boys may now leave for private study” what about the jewish girls?? there’s clearly girls in the class?? why do they have to listen to the bible
ornshaw’s porn bible
DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHO JESUS WAS???
dont smoke at school kids
okay so shes peggy, why is she credited as maureen. who the fuck is maureen
hear me out, muriel is a lesbian. noone kisses for over five minutes unless youre proper horny and this bitch is like thirteen. she also says “i dont know, i never used to kiss boys”, because SHE DOESNT. shes lying because she doesnt kiss boys. shes closeted and thats whys she says she does. also, she got angry at peggy for saying she fancied a boy.
W I C
“saucy turtles make terrible bathmats, charley” okay okay jeez
ornshaws accent is everything
The Gang sneaking through the fence what will they do
uh oh danny
AWH YOURE BARMY
thats def gonna explode later
ornshaw gets kicked off the bus
but now hes on it
ornshaw and danny have such a wholesome friendship too bad melody ruins it oh wait
you’ve heared of ornshaw gets kicked off the bus now get ready for... ornshaw gets kicked out of the strip club!
you cant get a taxi!!! watch me hoe
where did ornshaw get the chewing gum from wtf
“shes always talking about people like you...” OH OKAY DANNYS MUM IS CLASSIST
“he could do with a heart attack!” WOAH OKAY
time skip to school
oh no danny’s seen melody
“we have three admirers of the dance!” ah shit
ah so maureen is the girl in green
why is ornshaw just standing there
FREE YOURSELVES
the girl gang is hilarious i love them
Muriel Kisses A Tombstone
uh oh dannys been found out
“HES A COWARD CMON”
ornshaw just yeeted his cat
i hate dannys mother sm
assembly time, an iconic part of british comprehensive school, since covid, i cant say i miss it
danny and melody !!
DANNY PLAYS CELLO THIS IS IMPORTANT INFO
melody and her friend are there because plot
melody sweetie baby i love you but you cant play the recorder
THEYRE PLAYING IN HARMONY DKDJSKDJSJKK 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
this is cute as fuck
melody is babey
oh explosives time??
i just dubbed these kids ornshaw and the pyrotechnics crew and it fits
dannys parents are annoying
i quite literally hate them
DANNY SPILT HIS COKE ITS SUCH A SIN
“neviw”
melody girl are you okay
melody are you lying about getting raped
oh time skip to school
we’ve hardly seen ornshaws home life so when will we properly meet him??
god i fucking love ornshaw its mad
oh this is an iconic scene if there ever was one
“go on tom dance with her” oh the ONE TIME ornshaw is called by his first name
youre mad !!
“girls are a load of snotty nose little so and sos” ornshaw aro king
is ornshaw.. scared of women
whatddya mean i dont dance very well!?
is it bad i lowkey crackship peggy and ornshaw now
YOU DANCE STUPID!
no one:
ornshaw: kicks peggy in the shin because he cant dance
“you big fat fool” yikes
danny u ok
ALL ORNSHAW AND HIS MATES DO IS CREATE EXPLOSIVES DJDKJSKt
oh it worked for once
i feel so fucking sorry for melody wtf
bb 🥺
im at the bit where melody is crying while putting on her mothers makeup
SWEETIE ITS OKAY
OH TIME SKIP TO SPORTS DAY!
this film is so fast were already an hour in!
ornshaw giving actually solid life advice?? are you sure this is the same movie
“you youre gonna be bloody useless!”
i literally love ornshaw so much
FUCK DANNYS MUM
GO ON DANNY
YES MY BOY
time skip to school 3982903843290
wtf is a young latin scholars book
lahtimah
not ass latimer, arse
i hate the latin teacher
ornshaw every second: right uh erm um uh so yes sir oh uh mhm
*ornshaw and danny shoving pillows up their underwear*
“dont worry about it!!” dude hes getting spanked by the latin teacher ofc hes gonna worry about it
ornshaw and latimah
“vacate your mouth”
“because its a silly out of date language sir!!!” hes not wrong
uh oh
what will slapping ornshaw’s ass with a dap even gonna do???
oh hi melody forgot about you
AWH DANNY SWEETHEART
“cmon danny dont let her see you cry!” i want a friend like ornshaw man
melody is just STANDING THERE LIKE GIRL LEAVE
“you can buzz off now love, tara, tooduhloo” have i said i love ornshaw? because i love ornshaw
danny dont abandon ornshaw !!
oh this is sad
danny? danny?? danny!!!??? DANNY!!?? 🥺🥺🥺
ORNSHAW RIGHTS MAN
ive felt sorry for literally all three of these kids now
ah fuck now ornshaws having a mental breakdown in the school halls
danny and melody’s relationship is so innocent and wholesome
this is literally so bittersweet, like we’re seeing danny and melody being all cute and happy but we know that back in school ornshaw is literally having a breakdown over them
im tearing up over a movie about schoolchildren in puppy love
“will you love me that long?” “of course! ive loved you a whole week already!”
“hes come to tea! his name is daniel!” melody hes not your pet
melodys dad seems so cool why was he arrested
donald????
i genuinely love melody’s dad
melody dramatically eats toast
time skip to school AGAIN
OH GOD I’M ACTUALLY CRYING
melody and danny are out on a date having fun and its the same song playing as the scene earlier on when danny and ornshaw went off somewhere at the start of the movie, melody has quite literally replaced ornshaw
i have real tears rn
they skipped school to go to weymouth
danny and melody are literally adorable man
“shall we get married?” arent yall like 12????
oh back to school they got in trouble for skipping
apparently the poor cast got spanked for real and like yikes
we want to get married :D
ITS NOT MENT TO BE FUNNY!!
leave danny alone!
leave melody alone!
ornshaw please stop
ornshaw stop taunting him this is gonna end shittily
OH SHIT
THEYRE STRAIGHT UP FIGHTING
ORNSHAW AND DANNY ARE MF WRESTLING EACHOTHER TO THE GROUND
okay now ornshaw is literally beating him up okay
danny this is your fault for ditching him for melody sorry
top ten best anime fight scenes
latin man is back because plot
DID ORNSHAW GIVE HIM A BLOODY NOSE
i’m sorry danny 😭😭
ORNSHAW. DESERVES. THE. FUCKING. WORLD. AND. MORE.
let melody and danny get married!
wait so if 20 is twice as old as her then shes.. ten?? i think
melody ily
“all i want to do is be happy” BABY
OH FUCK YOU MRS LATIMER
oooh
THEYRE GOING TO GET MARRIED BY THE RAILWAY
ornshaws unnamed friend is the true hero of this movie
is this the movie climax???
run! ornshaws unnamed friend! run!
IM SORRY THE’RE LITERALLLY GETTING MARRIED I’M 😭
“we are gathered here today to join this man and woman in holy matrimony.. shaddup”
ITS NOT FUNNY ITS SERIOUS
IS ORNSHAW STRAIGHT UP MARRYING THESE TWO IS HE THEIR VICAR
HE IS AS WELL
“DICKS IS COMING!!!” as soon as they were getting the rings
RUN !!!!
ornshaw just threw the bible at his re teacher from the re scene at the start i love him
DANNYS MUM HAD IT COMING
name a more iconic trio than melody perkins, danny latimer, and tom ornshaw, i’ll wait
GO PEGGY!
ORNSHAWS UNNAMED FRIEND IS GONNA FINALLY GET HIS BOMB WORKING!
YES
GO ORNSHAWS UNNAMED FRIEND
“i’ll get you ornshaw!” dude how is this his fault its yours for unterupting the wedding latin man
again ouf is the true movie hero
wait latin man is dicks??? whos wannabe remus lupin then????
this just in: ouf is actually named stacey
oh god thats actually such a bittersweet ending
melody and danny trolleying off into the sunset
im actually crying like a baby rn
god that was such a good movie
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emerges frm a field of corn slinking in w a faux mink shrug dangling around my elbows n a strand of wheat between my teeth..... farmer eleganza.... hlo! my name’s nai. i am bt a humble ghoul arrived to haunt ur home. 23 n she/her pronouns n i live in manchester. fun fact my friend’s neighbour used to b harry styles PE teacher. i played delilah yrs ago as carlson young (n even cara delevingne at one point what the fk) which feels so weird n ancient to me nw bt i missed her a lot so decided to spruce her bk to life.... ANYWAY delilah’s pinterest is here n i’ll jst leap right into things without further ado
(NICOLA PELTZ, CIS-FEMALE) - Have you seen DELILAH ASTOR? LILAH is in HER JUNIOR year. The POLITICAL SCIENCE MAJOR is 21 years old & is a CAPRICORN. People say SHE is BEGUILING, BLUNT, CUNNING and APATHETIC. Rumors say they’re a member of CALLOWAY. I heard from the gossip blog that SHE WAS IN A REHABILITATION CENTRE IN SWITZERLAND INSTEAD OF DOING CHARITY WORK LIKE HER SOCIAL MEDIA CLAIMED. (NAI. 23. GMT. SHE/HER.)
HISTORY
their family is kind of modelled off the sedgwick family like old money n pretty dysfunctional bt all abt keeping up a seamless facade of perfection... with a pinch of the kennedy’s in there. her dad’s high up in politics n his dad before tht ws in politics n it’s just a long prestigious line of clones in expensive suits as far as delilah’s concerned. her dad i picture as like.... nate archibald’s grandfather in gossip girl.... personality wise.
for as long as she cn remember she’s found this cookie cutter white picket fence life boring. stifling. to delilah it’s like being hemmed in a stuffy room n forbidden frm opening a window. it’s all vry Rich People Problems i wnt lie bt <3 she feels everlastingly bored. All The Time. plus her family hs always been a focal point fr tabloids etc which doesn’t help this feeling of not rly Living but just being the focus of a spectator sport. they’re lowkey a bit of a household name so they get a bunch of scrutiny n......... well. new bullet point alert! cue a powerpoint transition
(self harm & depression tw) frm being young delilah always knew there ws sort of. a white noise inside her where everyone else saw a technicolour movie screen. it rly hit her at like 12 i’d say as she was jst coasting towards adolescence. it ws pretty obvious frm her behaviour i’d say bt her parents only became Aware it ws a problem when she stuck a fork into a socket n short circuited the power in the house. she got shocked unconscious n when she woke up she told the in house dr they’d called (to keep it under wraps frm outsiders) tht she just.... couldn’t feel anything. she’d been reading frankenstein (she’s always liked gothic literature) n thought it’d zap her to life like the monster
her parents got her on medication n figured that wld fix everything. they didn’t like to talk abt things and that was that. it wasn’t to be mentioned again
delilah’s parents r just very.... sterile. family is abt appearances. they’ll be all smiles n flowing conversation when ppl are around bt it feels like being an actress n reading frm a script. being a toy in a dollhouse
she had two siblings: an older sister named clara & a younger brother named elijah. clara ws always like.... the Dream daughter. did everything right. amazing grades. america’s sweetheart. LOVED by the press. did sm charity work. elijah was fine/kind of a slacker compared bt coasted by on athletic prowess (captain of the rowing team). delilah hs very much always been the anomaly in this idyllic line-up. middle child effect! altho having said tht she’s always ran w the popular crowd of her age group bc Rich + Pretty = Status. it’s all quite superficial n delilah’s attitude on the matter can b summed up w this photoset. having said tht there was Some merit in constantly being paraded around as “such a pretty thing” bc a few modelling agencies attempted to scout her bt delilah found that boring. she wants to b called brilliant not beautiful. her mother called this her “not playing to the advantages that god gave her”. with a tight-lipped smile and a “god forbid i use my brain”, delilah only disappointed her further <3
(drugs & ed tw) delilah gt pretty heavy into partying fr the sake of trying to Feel something. intense on the drugs front (coke n prescription pills). rarely eating. she got a silver broach of a swan tht she pins to most of her clothes n u can unscrew the swan’s neck n pull it out to reveal a little powder spoon. still wears this today. clara n delilah were always super close n clara wld cover fr her a bunch. making up lies n jst having her back to their parents if they ever asked where she was / she ws in trouble n needed to keep it under wraps. when delilah hd an article in a tabloid pretty mch like this one clara talked their parents dwn frm sending her to a rehabilitation centre in switzerland. they gt it pretty much scorched frm existence bt delilah kept a clipping bc honestly she thought it was funny hw pale her mother went abt it
(car accident & drunk driving & death tw) at a fancy benefit the astors were all attending among 4857925974 uppity families delilah wound up heading off w some of the rich kids n one thing lead to another n a couple of them gt arrested fr a coke scandal. delilah used her phone call to contact clara n fr once clara hd let loose a little n hd something to drink bt still drove to the station to bail delilah out n try n fix her mess bt.... skipped a red light n crashed. she died upon impact.
(hospitalisation & drugs & addiction tw) this made delilah spiral massively obviously.... she clung on by the skin of her teeth fr a while bt she rly was just getting quite out of control doing an extremely excessive amt of coke to get by at this point so her parents actually did.... end up shipping her off to switzerland for rehabilitation. they didn’t tell anyone this tho n as far as ppl were/are aware she was doing charity work with habitat for humanity in trinidad. her parents literally........... hired ppl to take photos of things there n a social media team posted them to her instagram account jst. the most elaborate lie.... it’s a lot.
delilah jst pretty much went along w whatever they said at the facility bt didn’t absorb any of it too much.... she did get sober there bt it was vry much bc she had no other choice rather than a want to......... she even pretended to “find god” while she ws there n memorised bible lines to recite w a coolly detached smile. in her head she ws probably thinking abt hw her mandated therapist cld gladly eat shit and she’d be happy to watch. it was just like.... everyone there was RLY hideously overpaid bt did they actually Care abt their work or patients? debatable. wasn’t the most healing experience thru delilah’s eyes bt... maybe it’d work better if she’d actually opened her mind to it bt anyway...... <3 cornelius fudge voice: she’s back. the dark lord.....
PERSONALITY:
nw tht her history is out of the way i’ll leap like a flea off a shaggy dog’s back into personality! aesthetically she almost ALWAYS wears white/cream. reminds me of the woman in white frm sharp objects. rarely she’ll dabble in silver or gold or like..... vry pale green bt.... always muted tones. usually white or cream. big white sunhats. white sunglasses. white pussybow blouses w a little white skirt n a pearl barrette in her hair. she even smokes white sobranie cigs tht r imports like it’s a lot she’s truly committed to the aesthetic.... paired w like. classic patent mary janes.... she tends to flutter around the place like a silk moth. likes lace too. hs a very put together image n even demeanour like she’s very lithe n graceful n drifts like a ghost which kind of contrasts w... who she is at her core bt in the astor family it’s all abt appearances <3 the only deviation from this is she sometimes wears dark blue mascara once in a blue moon n if ppl comment on this she’s like. idk what ur talking abt? glides away like a ghost in a haunted mansion n is never seen again.
very perceptive. incredibly observant. yrs of early life media training n being born frm politicians means she’s an excellent liar. she knows ppl n knows what makes them tick bt she’ll only use this when necessary. she isn’t a terrible person bt she knows how to b Very mean n will equip this as a weapon shd a situation call fr it. also more prone to lashing out since her sister......... she hs sometimes played chess games socially fr kicks
dark n biting sense of humour. rather frank abt things. VERY ruthless when scorned bt she isn’t particularly?? emotive abt it??? her bf cheated on her once n when he told her she slapped him rly hard in front of sm ppl he knew n then jst walked away. blocked him on literally everything. removed him frm the face of the earth as far as she ws concerned. had him blacklisted frm every event n told ppl they’d be cut too if they continued to associate w him. goodbye sir <3 u are the weakest link <3 needless to say he regretted it <3
very loyal to u until she isn’t. finds it very easy to cut ties if need be. once her trust is broken it is gooooone baby goone.... the trust is Gone. selective in who she cares abt
vry cavalier abt sex. she doesn’t sleep around hugely i dnt think??? bt when she does it isn’t often tht emotionally invested she’ll jst out of the blue very nonchalantly blow out a wisp of smoke n b like. so u want to fuck me then? cool. proceeds to get up as if she’s walking to leave n then looks bk n is like what do ur legs not work? follow me. n leads them somewhere
nothing rly.... moves her particularly. she isn’t very animated. it’s like she jst finds the entire world thoroughly unimpressive. it’s difficult to stimulate excitement from her. it’s like that hugh laurie quote where he realised he had depression bc “boredom is not an appropriate response to exploding cars”.
has a pet swan bk at home she’s named lilith inspired by satan’s offspring. lilith bites ppl if they get close n is honestly an abomination of a bird. delilah finds her funny n throws her bits of croissants sometimes bt even she isn’t immune to her pecks. in some ways they’re similar...... hv a graceful surface appearance / aesthetic bt a darker attitude beneath the surface
WANTED CONNECTIONS:
exes: the ex bf tht cheated on her n she got blacklisted from 94872347 social events cld be a fun thing to explore..... delilah wld be EXTREMELY cold towards him n honestly want him dead. wouldn’t show any shred of caring abt him at all she’s very gd at stoning her emotions n keeping them inside. hasn’t cried since her sister died as an example of how..... withdrawn she is from confessing her innermost thoughts n desires. maybe an ex bf before tht that she rly didn’t take seriously at all..... typically she just isn’t interested/invested in romance she’s vry apathetic abt it all
party friends: those tht run in similar rich kid circles tht she would have smuggled off with at fancy events so they could let loose.......... ppl tht r completely her opposite who she finds interesting bc they represent everything she always wanted outside the oppression of her strict regiment family....... mutual bad influences tht are heavy into drugs n always enable each other...... u name it!
hook-ups: she doesn’t have a HUGE amt of these bt.... maybe a select handful.... some she wld have hooked up w once n never again n just been like >_> if they implied they shd as if it was preposterous n she was thoroughly over it.... some maybe she’d find interesting enough to extend beyond tht...... none she’d invest in if she cld help it altho? maybe someone as an exception to tht rule cld be fun
friends of her sister: (death tw) clara was universally well liked for being rly sweet n well intentioned n she attended yates only two yrs delilah’s senior so she might have some connections here still somehow??? cld be angsty to work with
i won’t lie i’m rly hungry as i write up these wcs so my brain’s going blank n i’m gna have to sprint to get some toast bt <3 roommates, enemies, competitive friendships, resentments, angst, chaos, drama, strife, u name it n i am dwn!!!! hits post n takes off galloping dwnstairs
#yatesintro#drugs tw#ed tw#depression tw#death tw#grief tw#car accident tw#drunk driving tw#addiction tw#cowabunga chim chimmeny cheroo it's a tw extravaganza <3#hmu fr plots go crazy go stupid
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Angry, confused, and bitter Trinity grew hate for the man that left her with this seed. She tried to get rid of it 4 months ago, thinking life would be back to normal. She would work out a lil bit, lose the weight and go slap Shawn back to his senses. But it didn't happen that way. In fact, she had met a new man. Long dreds, shining gold teeth, tattoos everywhere, and gave her more dope then she can handle. When they first met she got fucked up at a party. Trying to forget about Shawn. Trying to self abort the baby. The internet said drinking and partying can terminate pregnancy. But this baby was worse than the roach that wouldn't die. So when she met Junior, at the party and realized he was actually an enemy of Shawns, she decided to spill the beans on how grimey he is. See, back in the day Shawn fucked Juniors ol lady. She had twins. And he never got over it. He was always down to hurt Shawn in some sort of way if he could. But Shawn was not to be played with. You really got to catch him sleeping. And he never sleeps. Knowing how careful she had to be to get Shawn back, she told Junior he got her friend pregnant, and she wants to fight her to make Shawn mad. "Nah man." Junior said. "That's dumb. One thing he care about is his kids. Give her this sack." he said as he threw it at her. "If she still pregnant and he know about it that mean he gon let her have it. But give her this sack and I bet she wont birth shit. Dat nigga gon boo hoo cry booyyy I cant wait to see his ass hurtin ol puss ass." he grinned. She had never done drugs. But this could end it all. And get revenge on Shawn. "This shit aint gon have me, I just need to get this situated and im off this shit." she told herself as she smoked the dope in her car. The high hit her so hard she passed out and woke up to Junior knocking on her window. "AYE! TAKE YO DRUNK ASS HOME MAN ITS 6AM!" Lowkey ashamed she got it together and rolled the window down. "My bad man. Aye I think I lost that sack gimme one more man my bad that Ciroc is on me." Junior knew the look that high gave people. He had gained a customer. He smirked and said "Mhm here. I'll fuck witcha." He walked away rapping to himself, knowing she would be back. And just like clock work, she was. Every other day. She couldn't help herself. It felt like the perfect escape. Before she knew it the end of the year was approaching. By this time shes almost 9 months along, and made a fool of herself every time she attempted to talk to Shawn. The holidays were approaching, so she decided to spend some time with the only people who would love her, even when she didn't love herself. "You know I be missing you why you only come when its food?" her daddy pinched her cheek. She laughed and kissed his bald head. He adored her. A preacher that could make hell shake but would cry when they got whoopins. He had a heart of pure gold. "Make sure you wash your hands and change your shirt before you help with this food. Why you got on them big ol clothes anyway I thought you were out of that tomboy stage...?" her mother teased. She had always been a chubby girl that could rock boy clothes and still be cute. Trying not to do anything that signaled her dishonesty she replied "mama you know I like TLC this how Lisa Left Eye dresses." laughing and doing a twist of her hips. "Mhm. Ya look more like Lisa Left & Lost It but okay. Yall think im dumb." she mumbled. That was it. Mama knew. And she knew mama knew. But aint no way she was gon admit it. Not around the other family members anyway. She and her sister Melodie were close and they always had been. She began to worry about how she would react knowing there is a whole baby being hidden. They told each other everything. But this one Trinity had to deal with on her own. She was determined not to say a word. She hadn't even gone to the doctor the entire pregnancy. She had a plan. All she had to do is wait it out. The time was near. She felt it in the pressure her lower belly was experiencing. The sharp pains in her back. It was close. And she was ready. She tried to quickly walk away so mama wouldn't see the shame on her face, but Uncle Leroy caught it. "She pregnant! And out of wedlock at that! Told yall she should have came to that shut in service we woulda been praying that lust demon right on out of her!" he blurted out. Overwhelmed with rage and embarrassment from his statement putting her on blast she shouted back "SHUT UP! THIS WHY I DONT COME WHEN YALL ARE HERE! MIND YO BUSINESS! AINT YOU ON WIFE NUMBER 3? YOU ALWAYS BEING JUDGEMENTAL AND RUNNING YO MOUTH! I CANT STA.." "HUSH GIRL!" Mama interrupted. She knew how Trinity felt about some of the family. And she understood. But disrespect she could not condone. "Go sit on my bed baby. Rest ya nerve, hea?" she softly spoke before she kissed her forehead. Already too embarrassed she picked up her purse and walked out. "Where you going? Its Thanksgiving you not gon stay?" her mom yelled from the screen door with her hands on her hips. "No mama im sorry. Happy Thanksgiving. Tell Melodie I love her." she said trying not to cry. Putting the car in reverse she thought about her plan one more time, reminding herself that she has every reason to follow through. She drove 4 hours back to the apartment she shared with a friend and laid down. She felt so uncomfortable. But tried to fall asleep anyway. Thinking she had to pee, she jumped up heading to the bathroom. "EEEW What the fuck why cant I hold my pee?!!" The liquid was running out of her faster than her feet could run to the toilet. Finally she got in the bathroom, slipping on the wet spots she was making with her trail. She sat on the toilet breathing hard, dizzy, and feeling like she had to take the biggest shit. "I aint had cheese in months I know im not constipated, this shit hurts what the fuck?" Within her next breath a contraction hit, and she became aware of what was happening. Eyes growing big and knees starting to shake, she wiped as much of the liquid as she could. She ran to her closet and pulled out her dirty clothes bin. Behind it was her bag, packed with an extra change of clothes for her after she delivered. She put the bag in the passenger seat and drove to the hospital. She sat in the parking lot for a few minutes, trying to get her mind right before going in. "Lets go Trinity. You got the plan figured out." She thought to herself. Taking one more deep breath as the contraction passed, she got out and walked into the emergency department. A blue eyed blonde haired lady grabbed her hand and said " I know that look you're in labor. Come on I just cleaned out this room. We need to take vitals and get you hooked up on a monitor. How ya feeling?" Starting to wobble from all the pain Trinity mumbled "Im fine." In reality she was far from fine. It felt like the baby was right on the verge of coming out. "Ms. I have a question." She stammered. "When I have this baby how long will it take to get parents to pick it up? You can give me the papers now & by the time it comes out a mama and daddy should be here right?" she almost smilied thinking this was the perfect solution. That was her plan. Just give it to somebody. Its always commercials about people wanting kids. It was a no brainer. Laughter snapped her out of her happy place she had briefly found. "No honey. Bless your heart. That takes time. You should have began that process when you found out about the baby." she continued laughing. "Unless theres a case of accidental death, looks like you're stuck with this one! My assistant will check on you soon, then we will see about managing your pain with an epidural. Sit tight." she closed the door. Hearing those words took Trinity from panic to desperation. Now she had no idea what to do. She played it cool until the nurse walked out. "Ok think bitch THINK!" she said out loud as she leaned back on the bed. "This slow hoe saying accidental death what the hell lady?! Be for real! That's not an option." she smacked her teeth. A pain hit her belly and she put her hand down on her butt. "What the...am I shitting on myself?! OUUUCCHHHH! OH MY GOD AAAH!" She laid back and reached further down and realized....that's hair...The baby was there. And it was coming out. "Oooooh ssshhhiiiit. Ooooooh shhiittt! Shit! Ssshhiiiit! Ok. Chill Trin." She laid quiet, thinking of a new plan. "Knock, Knoooock" A nurse came in. " Just making sure you doing ok. We cant have you pushing out the baby alone we want both of you to make it okay sweetie? I will be back soon." The smiling nurse walked back out. "We want both of you to make it." Those words were ringing in Trinity's head like monkeys with symbols. "I got it." she said. She put her phone in her purse and put her bible in the bottom of it. She couldn't look at it knowing what she was about to do. She looked around the room once more, and laid down. Spreading her legs open she held on to each side of the bed, shut her eyes tight and began to push. She heard what sounded like water balloons hitting the floor. Growing fearful that her time was ticking and the nurses would catch her, she bit down on the sheet and let out a scream while pushing her absolute hardest. Feeling like her heart would explode, and her whole body shaking, finally she felt the release. The baby was out. And falling to the floor. Head First.
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Hey girlie i know that i don't know you that well uwu but your bible song lowkey slaps and it's okay that you're a furry i have a friend called keri or @chen-stans-are-the-best who is a furry too uwu i would never unfollow this god tier CONTENT btw so those who did its honestly their loss.
mate you should hear the sung version it’s like 100000x but Chimmy won’t listen so she wouldn’t know😗
oof my daughter is a furry? @chen-stans-are-the-best explain yourself?????
o-oof thank you, I’m soft
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Oh boi
So I finally finished catching up with the manga and oh boy oh boy do I have some thoughts.
• first off who is Shiemi really?? and obviously it must be a big deal because amaimon was wigging out when he witnessed what she was truly capable of.
•Shima boi, I wanna love you but at the same time I want to slap you because you are confusing and im having trouble seeing what your true intentions are. Seems to me like he is enjoying fooling both the order and the illuminati and that he is in it for himself? But idk chapter 99 got me all sorts of confused.
•Yukio......honestly. You need to get over yourself and stop with this whole I must be better than my brother thing. I have a hard time finding sympathy for you because how many times did shura, rin and even shiemi reach out to you and say hey dont bottle up your feelings or you're not alone you can talk to me. Wtf are you doing child?? Im surprised it took him this long to succumb to his inner demons tbh.
*side note* yucky-oh okmura LOL it really fits!
•Mephisto is also an interesting character, also having a hard time trying to read about what his true intentions may be. Right now im leaning towards he aint a good guy but he aint as horrible as some people are saying he is. But idk, he is an interesting character.
•I hope nothing happens to juzo
•beautiful boobalicious excorcist is a great username
•Rin unconsciously, but consciously admitting he wants to do the deed with Shiemi 👀
•Young father fujimoto was a snacc
•Really loving Bon and Rins new hair
•Lewin's sarcasm is the best
•Egyn wat?? hahaha
•Also did Shiemi lowkey confess that she does indeed like rin as more of a friend or are we going to have to wait another 100 chapters to find out the answer to that? 🤔
•"smack em with a bible" #howtodefeatdemons. And the second response to my BF got eaten, just had to include the picture because that response 👌👌
I feel like I had more favorite moments but honestly this post is already long so I will just highlight the ones I found most amusing.
Oh!! Another side note, that Shima cross dressing in the 2nd episode of the OVA had me in tears.
Ok I think im down rambling lol. It's currently almost 2:30am where I live so if something doesn't make sense I apologize.
#ao no exorcist manga#ao no excorcist spoilers#blue excorcist spoilers#blue excorcist manga#ryuji suguro#rin okumura#yukio okumura#shura kirigakure#mephisto pheles#renzo shima#shiemi moriyama#personal ramblings
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87 question tag!
87 random questions
I was tagged by @steveharringtonofficial ♥︎ thank you my friend!
I’m tagging: @mileven-353 @lovelydacre and anyone else who wants to do this! (ofc, don’t feel pressured to)
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1. Where do you live? Texas
2. One cool item you own? A bracelet from an African Bushman tribe :)
3. Moon or stars? stars
4. Places you’d like to travel to? back to Africa, Japan, and Australia
5. Favourite song? The Only Reason - 5sos or High Enough - Damn Yankees
6. Do you have any fears? lowkey the dark, heIGHTS, roaches
7. Do you feel different than you did last year? eh, slightly worse slightly better ???
8. What is your race? white
9. Pet peeves? people my age who call me pet names bc they’re ‘older’ than me, people who think they’re the shit, just negative humans in general
10. Any siblings? one sister, two stepbrothers, and two half brothers
11. Are you a gamer? i wouldn’t consider myself a gamer but i love me some horror games and Crasj Bandicoot
12. Sexual orientation? i hate labels and i just like nice people so i’m just here :)
13. Does a broken mirror mean bad luck? eh
14. What do you feel is your mental age? maybe a little older than i am now (16) but not much, maybe 18 or so
15. How old were you when you started dating? 15 but nothin’s happened bc it gives me hella anxiety
16. Where do you do most of your online shopping? amazon or hottopic
17. Favourite animal? cheetah !!
18. What’s one film from the 2000s that you like? all my fav movies are from the 80s but i love all of the Disney Channel Original movies and ofc the HSM trilogy
19. What’s your favourite scary movie? IT bc it’s the only horror movie i’ve ever seen :,)
20. Fun fact about yourself? i’m on the autism spectrum :) i have asperger’s syndrome
21. Shoe size? 8
22. Which fictional character(s) do you relate to the most? Hermione Granger, bc i’m a huge book worm/nerd and Steve Harrington, bc i act all macho and confident but my self esteem is low but i would protect my friends at all costs
23. Where do you see yourself living in ten years? hopefully Africa working with cheetahs or San Diego working at the safari park there
24. Ever wore clothes that were just wayyy too tight? yup yup yup, theatre perks
25. What’s on your mind? my dream from last night... oh how i wish i was still sleeping to carry it on
26. Are you religious? yeah, but not a bible thumper
27. How tall are you? 5’3”
28. Favourite band? 5sos always and Def Leppard
29. Do you remember 2009? I was 8 so no, not really
30. Cats or dogs? cats
31. Fruit or vegetables? fruits
32. Do you want to get married? not currently but everyone says i’ll change my mind
33. Do you want children? no but again ^^ but if I were, I’d want a son
34. Flamingos or peacocks? flamingos
35. What superpower do you wish you had? teleportation or time travel
36. Are you a germ freak? to an extent
37. Did swearing baby, ghost car, or ghost caught on tape scare you as a kid? what???
38. Do you prefer sweet or salty? both
39. Tea or coffee? coffee
40. Are you superstitious? depends
41. Do you like stripes? yeah i guess, i don’t wear ‘em tho
42. Favourite shows as a kid? Blues Clues, Dora, Bindi the Jungle Girl, or Power Rangers: Jungle Fury
43. Favourite shows growing up? all the good Disney Channel shows
44. Favourite musical? Rock of Ages
45. Favourite movie? Monsters Inc. or any 80s movie
46. Birthday? September 30
47. Are you a grammar Nazi? sometimes
48. Ever gotten drunk? nope
49. Do you have a carrier bag? yes
50. What would you do if you were the opposite gender for a day? good lord, i have no clue. probably play with my hair (like style it ‘n such) and sing all the good guy songs from musicals
51. If you were the opposite gender what would you change your name to? apparently if I was a guy my name would’ve been Seamus (aye Irish squad where y’all at) but I’ve always liked the name Tristian
52. What song is stuck in your head? the Stranger Things rap... *sigh* leTS GO BACK TO INDIANA—
53. Celebrity crush? Michael Clifford, Joe Keery, and Dacre Montgomery hULLO
54. If you could live in a non-English speaking country, where would it be? Namibia (i have a fascination with Africa y’all)
55. Are you a good dancer? hA NO
56. Have any allergies? tree nuts
57. Any bad habits? i bite my nails and procrastinate like there’s no tomorrow
58. Ever broke a bone? nope but i have busted open my head twice
59. Are you a city or country person? city
60. Do you like your home country? yeah, America is pretty snazzy
61. Sunflowers or daisies? sunflowers
62. Tulips or roses? roses
63. Oak or maple? maple
64. Disney or Nickelodeon? Disney with a splash of Nickelodeon (iCarly, Victorious, and Drake & Josh were my SHIT)
65. WYR be obese or anorexic? obese
66. WYR be over 6 feet or under 5 feet? under 5 feet
67. Rubies or sapphires? sapphires
68. Are you stubborn? yes
69. Have you been in scouts/Girl Scouts? Yup! Currently an Ambassador Girl Scout :)
70. What type of music do you listen to? 80s hairband, pop-punk, emo, a lot of stuff actually
71. Favourite vine? “welcome to t-t-t-t-target!! *airhorns*” and sO MANY MORE
72. Beaches or castles? beaches
73. Pick the closest book to you, and write the line for page 36, line 16: “When they get to me, I cop a plea that I wasn’t in control of the car, that I was scared and pleading for the guy to stop.” -Mindhunter, John Douglas
74. Anyone in the same room as you right now? in the car with my stepdad
75. Which is worse; throwing up or diharreah? throwing up, i cry when i do... it’s a mess
76. Butterflies or lady bugs? lady bugs!
77. Do you say “K” when you’re not mad? nope, i just say it on a daily basis
78. How do you react when purposely scare you? i scream... then slap
79. Most overrated celebrity? beyonce or the kardashians
80. Do you have a globe in your room? nope
81. Do you have a dream catcher in your room? nope, I used to
82. What do you see when you look out your window? my neighbor’s house or if i look out my closet window, the street and coldesac
83. Have you been on an airplane? yup, many a times
84. Do you believe in aliens? obviously
85. Do you believe in ghosts? yES
86. Do you believe in God? yeah
87. Do you believe in yourself? haha nope
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