Nont: i´ll leave quietly like how i arrived how he actually arrived:

me: *sends a funny tiktok to @momsthetic*

rowan: this is very you coded

the video in question:

If i were checo and these two gay losers laughed at me like that i would commit arson

Eddie *waking up*: Did I die?

Eddie *sees Buck sleeping next to him*: Is this heaven?

Taylor *knocking on the door*: Buck, open up, it's Taylor

Eddie: Oh, god, it's hell.

I still can't believe Critical Role in the span of 2 weeks went 'hey remember that ship you like? Well we have this whole episode endorsing it which is awesome' just to suck me in and then this week go 'now that we got the table invested, Taliesin will now whiplash everyone like Imodna did with the sisterzoning but also maybe denial or gauging reactions' and then leave us on that FOR THREE WEEKS

decided to do my first playthrough of bg3 as kaj and make an oc at a later date....i can't believe how good she looks in this game. she's a half-elf ranger with persuasion and deception and a cute little bow. im having a good time. she's going to kill ast*rion. you will see me 30 years from now when i've replayed this game 4 times

What a lovely rainy Tuesday morning! Tumblr men are already in my inbox calling me a retarded cunt. 🥰

andy. i trusted you.

the only good thing to come out of today is midas touch by kiss of life. thank you divas <3

I was thinking at warden Alistair and the huge survivor guilt he may build up if Hawke is left in the Fade instead. Like, he already gave full command to a rookie back in the day, was taken advantage as a pawn when a ruler had to be chosen for Fereleden, he then failed to convince the wardens to act wisely rather than throwing themselves in the hands of a complete tool of a man. I think he'd feel like, worthless knowing that someone chose him over another person for just, another decision he couldn't make for himself - which is unfair considering that 1) he gave full command to a person that was more fit for the job 2) he was ready to sacrifice his wellbeing for the good of many 3) he was alone against a fucking army. And they were desperate to the point of sacrificing their own brothers for a suicide mission. A worthless one, to add insult to injury. Try to reason with that, alone, without backups.

The guy needs a vacation, really, and also a huge pat in the back because he's actually putting an effort rather than sitting in a corner crying about his bad luck. I mean, he would do that, but the next day he'll be standing and make a self deprecating joke about it as he pushes through.

i clearly love and support slower paced, grounded films with thematic intrigue and artistic merit like big fan of all that but the things that gets me so excited about dune is that it combines the spectacle and ambition of the 'low brow' franchises with the depth and artsisty of so called 'high brow' cinema you can literally have both!!!.and it can make money!! you can entertain the masses and also challenge their philosophy you can put the biggest movie stars in the weirdest sci-fi you can spend the insane studio budget on niche 'genre' fiction that's something you can actually do??? there's no excuses. is it the most emotionally effective film out recently like idk but it's everything to me that these films exist cos that's what cinema is about!!! I will always respect creative ambition over consistency or technical perfection

If The Mother has a million fans, then I'm one of them. If The Mother has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE. If The Mother has no fans, that means I'm dead.

john “im being bullied by the people i work with” stones

obviously this is fake but it had me dying earlier just because it’s the sort of thing they’d do 💀

*dies*

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cx5TQ6MPlnf/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

OkAY IM SORRY ILL GET OUT OF YOUR INBOX 😭

Nonnie please don’t die lol I know CPR but I would prefer not to have to do it if it’s not necessary lol but yesssss

Love love loooove LOVEEEEE me some Zoro

Love love LOVE Enishi Yukishiro (probably gonna slowly add more filth into Violent Delights over time cause 🥵😮‍💨)

I haven’t seen overdrive yet and I’m scared too lol. He hits different in EVERY movie and my storytelling brain cannot deal with it. Neither can my WIPS.

❝𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲.❞ private Ayanami Rei of the Evangelion Franchise, primarily NGE + EOE based. Loved by Sumin.  ❝𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐰, 𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐛𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡-𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐦𝐚𝐰.❞ ⓒ