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trashyswitch · 3 years

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Jeremy's Dangerous Job

Jeremy is working one of his first nights on the shift. When the animatronics break into the office, he starts to defend himself and fight to save his own life.

Sooooo...I thought it was FNAF day because it went spreading through the Discord. And...I found out that FNAF day, is actually August 8th. So I feel dumb! But, I still wanted to upload this one because I liked it and cause I wanna! So, I hope you enjoy anyway!

Jeremy looked at the different rooms on the cameras and listened for any sounds of running or clanging.

Nothing so far.

Jeremy straightened up his hat and checked the windows on either side for any animatronics.

Nothing so far.

Jeremy winded up the music box and sighed as he sat down on the chair, growing bored. As much as it calmed him to see no animatronics getting ‘quirky’ as the phone guy told him, it also made his night a little boring. He decided to let his guard down for a few minutes…

Suddenly, Jeremy’s flashlight malfunctioned for a couple seconds! Jeremy’s anxiety heightened for a second as he quickly stood guard. When the flashlight finally turned on, it revealed that Chica was standing there in front of him...just staring at him with its black eyes. Not wanting to get caught, Jeremy kept an eye on the animatronic. He wasn’t entirely worried about Chica being there, so long as he doesn’t get any closer.

He? She? What gender was Chica?

Jeremy paused to wind up the music box again.

Jeremy was pretty sure Bonnie was a female, thanks to the heavy eyelashes it had. Same for Chica. Not only that, but both Bonnie and Chica had ‘eyeshadow’ on. The only difference between the two, was that Bonnie had red blush on, and Chica had pink blush on. Maybe the blush colors help identify the genders? He didn’t know.

Jeremy soon considered just using ‘it’ as a pronoun instead. They shouldn’t be alive, so it shouldn’t be a problem.

Jeremy got out of his thoughts and took a quick flip through a couple cameras:

He winded up the music box up to full before flipping through all the cameras. Bonnie had moved to the party table room, and was now looking at the camera. Wonderful. Not creepy at all. Freddy was nowhere to be seen on the cameras. However, Jeremy wasn't nearly as worried due to Freddy Fazbear not being on any of the cameras near his room. So, he had ‘nothing to worry about!’...for now.

Jeremy put down the monitors and was about to let his guard down again, when a clanging sound quickly filled his ears! He clicked the lights to check the vents, but there was nothing. He pulled out the tablet and checked the vent cameras.

He turned on the flashlight in the right vent: Bonnie was crawling in the right vent.

How did Bonnie get that close?!

He moved to the left vent and turned on the flashlight:

Oh fuck...Chica was crawling in the left vent.

This was NOT good. It was only 3 am. He still had 3 more hours to go!

He checked up on the vents as he looked, checking from both available angles the progress the animatronics had made. Chica and Bonnie seemed to remain still for a bit. So, he took that time to stay on top of the music box. Once that was done, he checked one more time for any progress.

As he checked the vents and the hall, Jeremy’s flashlight malfunctioned again. Damn...that must mean someone’s in the hall. With Bonnie and Chica in the vents, only 1 other animatronic could be in the hall: Freddy.

Jeremy kept an eye on Freddy as he checked the vents for progress. He turned on the right vent light-

BONNIE IS STARING AT HIM.

He tried to reach for the Fazbear head he had, but it was too low!

Suddenly Bonnie jumped at Jeremy, causing him to SCREAM! Jeremy fell out of his chair and scooted away as quickly as he could.

Bonnie kept making animatronic growling noises and stomped its way closer and closer to Jeremy.

“OH FUCK! OH FUCK! GET AWAY! STAY AWAY FROM ME!” Jeremy kicked the animatronic’s leg with the bottom of his foot as hard as he could. But Bonnie barely moved. All Bonnie did was look down at its own leg. It was barely damaged. Not even a scratch mark was on it.

Jeremy scooted another foot back. “St-stay away! I’m warning you!” Jeremy warned, looking around for a weapon of some sort. Suddenly, Jeremy got up and by some miracle, he ran past Bonnie to the desk. He picked up the fan that was there, and unplugged it. “I-I have a…” He looked down at the object. “I have a fan! And I’m not afraid to use it!”

Bonnie tilted his head. “What?”

Jeremy whined a bit. “I- Yeah! A fan! These things are-” Jeremy knocked on the fan and ended up knocking some dust off of it. “Strong.” Jeremy ended his sentence. The dust that fell ended up going into his nose, causing him to bend over and sneeze. “Aaah fuck.”

Suddenly, Freddy walked to the end of the hallway, to the empty door frame. “Hello sir! Welcome to Freddy Faz-”

“AAAAAHH!” Jeremy spun around and hit Freddy right in the face with the fan!

Freddy blinked in surprise as the fan grill stuck onto his nose. “...Fazbear’s Pizza. Are you okay, sir?” Freddy asked.

Jeremy let go of the fan and backed up. “Y-You...can-can TALK?!”

Freddy let out a robotic, yet somewhat realistic chuckle. “We can sing too!” Freddy started singing one of the most popular Fazbear Band’s songs.

Freddy groaned and covered his ears. “I haaate this sooong.” Jeremy complained.

Freddy stopped singing and sent Jeremy a confused look. “Really? Why?”

“Cause they’re so stupid!” Jeremy said back. “The songs bring shame to the entire genre we call rock and roll!”

Chica crawled itself out of the vent and stared at Jeremy. “That’s rude. We sing those songs all the time!”

“I know. They’re overplayed.” Jeremy told them. “I’d rather die than hear that song.”

“Well why didn’t you say so?” Freddy asked as he reached out for him.

Jeremy shouted and ran. “AAAH NO WAIT! THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT! I SWEAR!” Jeremy jumped onto the top of the desk and ran down the middle hallway.

“Wow...What a scaredy cat.” Bonnie muttered out loud.

Bonnie laughed. “He probably believes we’re gonna kill them. What a weirdo!” He reacted.

Chica giggled as Freddy rubbed his chin. “Should we go along with it?”

Chica looked at Freddy with excitement in her black eyes. “Yes! That would be so fun! We could make him believe we’re gonna kill him!”

Bonnie smirked. “What should we do when we catch him? Cause if we’re not gonna kill him, we minus well do something.”

Freddy thought for a moment before gasping and squeezing Bonnie’s side. “We could do this thing on him!”

Bonnie looked down and watched as he squeezed. “I...I don’t get it.”

“I’ve seen mothers do it to their kids, in many different spots.” Freddy told them.

Freddy grabbed a cord near the TV, and plugged it into the back of his head. Quickly, a video taken in Freddy’s perspective, showed a kid laughing while his Mom squeezed his sides, before wiggling her fingers on her kids’ socked feet. The kid looked like he was loving it!

“See? It makes them laugh! I don’t know why it does, but we could try it!” Freddy suggested.

“Hmmm...I like it!” Chica replied.

Bonnie looked up at Freddy with curiosity in his eyes. “Okay. And if that doesn’t work?”

“I don’t know.” Freddy responded.

“Let’s go then! He’s already got a big head start!” Chica suggested, climbing up to the hall and running off. Freddy and Bonnie ran after her eagerly.

Jeremy was hiding in the party room, scared to even move. But his fears only escalated as he heard stomping animatronics walking around. “Night guard? Where did you go?” someone asked.

Jeremy widened his eyes and shrunk down more. He wasn’t here. He wasn’t here. He’s not here. “Hmmm...I wonder...is he hiding in the party rooms?” someone else asked. It sounded like it might’ve been Bonnie.

Suddenly, a smaller animatronic came hopping over near his hiding spot. Uh oh...That’s not good. The little animatronic appeared to be Balloon boy. It kept hopping around, looking around for him. When it walked right past him, Jeremy let out a breath of relief and closed his eyes with a smile.

But then…

“Hi.”

Jeremy opened his eyes and just about peed his pants: BALLOON BOY WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM!

“Haha!” Balloon Boy laughed.

Jeremy kicked Balloon Boy down to the ground and immediately got up. “No no no no no no- OH NO-” Jeremy slid right into the arms of Bonnie.

“I got him! Guys! I got him!” Bonnie cheered.

Chica and Freddy ran up to him with smiles on their faces. “Perfect! Now to get you stuffed.” Freddy declared, rubbing his hands together.

Jeremy shrieked and started wiggling and shouting in fear and paranoia. This was it! He was gonna get stuffed into the suit just like those kids, and he was gonna be crushed to death. As Freddy picked him up, Freddy closed his eyes and started begging and praying to himself. Please don’t let him die. Not now, not in the prime of his life!

Suddenly, Jeremy was knocked out of his thoughts by a swinging feeling. Jeremy opened his eyes and yelped as he saw the world around him was upside down! The man had been completely flipped upside down and was being held by Freddy! His shirt was falling up thanks to this unusual circumstance.

“Look at this! This is a grown child! We’ll have lots of room to work with.” Bonnie declared.

“Hey look!” Chica looked at the flipped up shirt that revealed his belly. “Hey wow! This isn’t his skin. This is a skin cover!” Chica reacted. Suddenly, she poked his bare belly.

“What- aaAAEEK! Hey!” Jeremy yelped.

“What? Are you scaaaaarrred?” Chica teased as she squeezed his belly once.

Jeremy pulled his shift back down to cover up his belly. “NOho! Ihi’m not! Stop that!”

“Wow! You were right! Squeezes DO make kids laugh! And it looks like grown children don’t outgrow it! Talk about lucky!” Chica reacted.

Jeremy kept the shirt overtop of his belly. Despite not being able to see the belly anymore, Chica just continued to poke it. Jeremy guffawed in surprise and shook a little. “Dohon’t dohoho that!” Jeremy ordered, letting his left hand go of his shirt and trying to defend his belly.

In response, Chica grabbed his wrist and held him partly up with it. “Look at this!” Chica started poking and scratching his armpit.

“AAHAHAHA! No, let go!” Jeremy started trying to cover up his armpit next with his free right arm. But as soon as Jeremy had started swinging it, Chica had grabbed his hand and pinned it up with his other hand! “NOO! Chica, let go of me! You too, Freddy!” Jeremy ordered.

“Why?” Freddy asked as Bonnie walked up to Jeremy.

Jeremy tried to contort his body away from the blue robot. “Because I did NOT sign up for thihIHIHIHIS!” Jeremy’s protests were interrupted the moment Bonnie had squeezed his side. “NAHAHAHAHAHOHOHO! GEHEHET OHOHOFFFF!”

“No way! We had plans to kill you! And what better way to guarantee a happy ending, than making you laugh?” Freddy told him.

Jeremy shook his head as Freddy let go of his feet. Jeremy’s lower body swung back and forth from the foot drop and lightly hit Chica’s legs as they swung. As soon as his legs and feet were free, Jeremy started kicking wildly. Next, Freddy started scratching his big fingers on both his armpits.

“OHOHO GEHEHEHEEZ NOHOHOHOHO! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Jeremy laughed hysterically. “NOHOHOHO TIHIHIHICKLEHEHES!”

Freddy paused his scratching. “What was that?”

Jeremy huffed and panted a little. *huff* “I...H-Huh?”

Freddy knelt down and leaned closer. “What did you say?”

Jeremy widened his eyes and hid his face in his own arm. “NO NO NO! DON’T KILL ME! I’M BEGGING YOU!” he quickly protested.

Freddy hung his head and laughed. “You still think we’re gonna kill you?” Freddy asked.

Jeremy slowly opened one of his eyes. “You-...you’re not...gonna…”

“Why would we kill you? We were meant to entertain children and families! Not kill them!” Chica replied.

Jeremy looked at them. “I...I was told they killed children and stuffed people in suits!” Freddy told him. “I...thought...you were gonna...do that to me.”

“Is that why you hit me with the fan?” Freddy asked.

Jeremy nodded. “I...I had to defend myself somehow.”

“And just for that:” Freddy flicked Jeremy’s forehead.

“Ow.” Jeremy muttered.

“That’s for being a dummy.” Freddy responded. Next, Freddy lifted up Jeremy’s shirt and started squeezing and wiggling his fingers wherever he could reach. “And now I’m gonna treat you like the child you are!”

Jeremy squeaked and squeezed his fists shut while he kicked his feet everywhere. “STAHAHAHAP! IHIHIHI’M SAHAHAHARRYHYHYHYHY! THIHIHIS IHIHISN’T FAHAHAHAHAIR!”

“Assuming we’re killing machines isn’t very fair either! And yet you run away like a coward, and insult us for the songs we sing daily! So now you’re gonna have to deal with what you did.” Freddy responded.

He moved his fingers back to Jeremy’s armpits and tickled them a little more deeply. “AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NAHAHAHAT THEHEHE AHAHARMPIHIHITS!” He begged.

“Oh? Still complaining? Well, looks like I’m staying here for a while!” Freddy declared.

While Freddy was tickling his armpits for minutes without stopping, Bonnie had grabbed one of his kicking feet and started removing the shoe. “NOHOHOHO WAHAHAHAIT BOHOHONNIHIHIHIHIE!” Jeremy begged.

“Wait...what? ‘Wait! I’m dying! I’m dying!’?” Bonnie asked.

“YEHEHEHEHESS! IHIHIHI’M DYHYHYHYIHIHING!” He yelled back.

“I have some unfortunate news for you, night guard:” Bonnie pulled off the sock and started tickling his foot. “I don’t care!”

Jeremy squealed like a balloon losing air and immediately fell into a fit of cackles! “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOHOHOHOU’RE KIHIHIHILLIHIHIHING MEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!” Jeremy yelled through his laughs and cackles.

“I know I’m killing you! It’s our ‘goal’!” Freddy responded.

Jeremy ended up stuck in their ticklish grasp for another 20 minutes. Though the tickling seemed almost harsh, it really wasn’t meant to be. Jeremy seemed to have calmed down from his fears. He slowly learned that the animatronics were actually telling the truth: They weren’t gonna kill him. They just wanted to see who was there in the middle of the night and if they were lucky, socialize with them.

But one thing remained unanswered for Jeremy: Were the old animatronics the same way? Were they more social than murderous? Or...did they secretly want him dead?

#background characters #anxiety #fear of death #ticklefic #ler!animatronics #lee!jeremy

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liquid-geodes · 2 years

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So I just watched marks new video on Security Breach today and it got me wondering in context of the botw/fnaf au.

If Revali takes the place of Roxy, then in the secret true ending area where Link would try to defend himself from the other champions, he would have to hide from Revali chasing him. Only apparently there was a bug when Mark was playing and Roxy wouldn't leave and he needed to hide behind the bed, while freddy just wouldn't work properly. Now all I can imagine is Link cowering behind the bed while Revali is trying so hard to get him, banging his head on the wall, and generally just having no idea how to get over the bed and to grab Link.

Also hehe Urbosa go spin spin

Hi so I actually haven't finished the video yet, so by reading this I spoiled it for myself, HOWEVER it did not ruin my reaction to actually seeing it.

I'm still not actually done with the video yet but I AM just past the part you're referencing, and all I can say is: to be fair, Scott warned us that the animatronics get a little quirky at night.

The thing about this ending is that realistically, if Revali glitched out like that and was just bashing his head repeatedly into a wall, Link would start laughing, and ultimately get caught because Revali heard him. Link would NOT be able to stop himself, not after everything he's been through that entire night, to just be so tired and ultimately near the end of his mission, to see an animatronic that has been doing nothing but try to kill him the entire night glitch out and just bash it's head into a wall is exactly the kind of thing that would just suddenly be so fucking funny.

Your laughter haunts and vexes him Link

And hehehe Urbosa speeeeeen speeeeeen

But realistically it would be kind of pretty with her design and her skirt just kinda twirling about with her, she's quite the dancer all things considered. Would be nice to see if Ganon, who we previously didnt even fuckin know was here, wasn't trying to kill us

This is a good Segway into Ganon's role in this, because as you know we have Vanessa, Vanny, and now Springtrap back at it again. Filling these roles is easy because Ganondorf normally has 3 different levels of "I'll fuck you up" anyway (4 in Twilight Princess but this ain't bout them). So regularly we just have the security guard, (rehydrated) Ganondorf. Dude is just trying to do his job and this fucking blonde kid is running around after hours. Stop it Link you're going to get him in TROUBLE. Taking in the spot of Vanny is Ganon's somewhat more human malice form, y'know the thing we fight first in botw, but of course smaller and more manageable, because this is a pizza plex. And then finally, true to Ganon's actual nature, the source of all this negative energy as Springtrap. Fnaf can't exist without him, just like botw ain't right without a giant pig made of malice. It's about the ✨ sequence ✨

This also paves the way for the other endings to make sense, since in some Vanessa is free and is seem with Gregory and Freddy, you have the potential to stop Ganon at it's source, and free Ganondorf from it's evil influence. Perfectly conceived au babey!

#security breach spoilers #fnaf sb spoilers #five nights at zelda's #botw au #fnaf security breach au #fnaf au #fnaf security breach #security breach #five nights at freddy's

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kazuhasbunny · 2 years

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Ok Im back from listening to all of the songs u recommended forgive me in advance bc this is kinda long but I decided to comment on all the songs individually 😭

I can't fix you - I feel like Sister Location was the first game to mostly give the lore upfront and not make people do research ? Like you still might have to but it's more direct than the other games like with the marionette I had no idea what the deal was til I looked it up 😭 I've heard it before and I downloaded it years ago but I still absolutely love it the lyrics and the voice 🙏🏻 the way it gets kinda quiet and sad but then goes back to being louder and aggressive 👌 I'm abt to go play it on loop lmao

I got no time - I really like this one, if I remember correctly some people say it's probably about the crying child and it probably is which makes it sadder I felt so bad for him

:( that must've been scarring also the fact that the phone guy (I believe it was another phone guy) says that it's amazing how humans can live without their frontal lobe ??? Omg poor child :/

Die in a fire - The kids' spirits or whatever all being there after the animatronics are broken...aaaahhh I love all these songs so much 😭

Join us for a bite - I don't even know what to say bc I can't explain it but I love this one so much 😭 along with I can't fix you it might be one of my faves I just love the vibe baby and Ballora have it's so sad yet sweet? I feel bad for baby but the way she talks about the day she killed Elizabeth is so ugh she sounds like she was so happy but then that happened 😞

Stay calm - I love the repetitiveness of it if that makes sense?? Like obv they're gonna repeat it a few times but i rly like the vibe when they do + I love how the animatronics each have their own voice too 💀 I forget Foxy was supposed to be a pirate sometimes lmao

Five more nights - Omg I remember when I first saw Balloon Boy I thought he was so cute ☺️ then he turned into that monstrosity lmaoo I remember when I was first going through my fnaf phase I watched this one vid (not this song btw) but every time he showed up youtube would crash and it was just ??? I also had no idea what Marionette's relevance was until I did some research and found out it was Henry's daughter's spirit that possesses it and it sounds sad bc Marionette was made to protect her as far as I'm aware going by the canon voice lines and theories, I like the fact that they put both the discarded versions of the animatronics and the new ones! Kinda weird that they removed Chica's beak when she's a literal chicken but whatever 😭 phone guy omg the memories..."they get a bit quirky at night" 💀

The Bonnie song - I really liked it tbh I like the newer versions of the animatronics (like in Sister Location and Security Breach) but at the same time I feel like the old ones gave it a much creepier vibe bc they didn't have the same shine ? It's a good song the broken Bonnie (idk what it's called) reminds me of a toilet seat 👩🏻‍🦯 I'm kinda upset they didn't have Bonnie or Foxy in SB bc I loved them so much a few years ago 😭

can i smooch u maybe😢😢 this literally made me tear up ur explanation is so cool………… and so detailed……. made me feel better about how i always go insane over these 😢 but yes omg sl gave off most of the lore tbh.. u didnt have to really look into it that deep thats why i love it sm 🔥

YEA OMG i got no time is crying child’s song and it made me cry the first time i heard it cause he died in such a painful way… boy got the bite of 83 😢😢 ik it was scarring for him since he was literally afraid of animatronics.. so his death hurt me the alot

i also lovee join us for a bite 😢 the change of music and also tone on certain times just fits so well one times its sad and then it just turns happy again..

TRUEE the lines being repeated did caught me off guard at first until the animatronics started singing omg i love that part sm how they all have their own voices JSNSHW its so sillay and also cute BYE

BALLOON BOY SCARED ME NOOOSHJSW its design just… makes me cry it reminds me of something but i cant clearly make out what… it was… and yes marionette lore 😢😢 i love how she’s like. protect the dead children (i believe?? because in fnaf 3 in the minigames..) i cant believe henry’s daughter got killed though pls it hurts so much. william u crazy .. and true omg chica without a beak PLS why did she look like that 😭😭 goodnight HSNSW also the animatronics get a bit quirky at night. bye. what an iconic line

OMG SAME idk the old animatronics just … scared me alot 😢😢 thats why i didnt slept for the whole night because of freddy fnaf behind my back when i’m taking food from the fridge NIOO or or when i go pee 😓 dont fnaf on me i beg of u. PLSS THE BONNIE TOILET NOOOJDGW😭 i thought the same aswell no wonder i kept laughing ok i feel bad now 💔 so mean.. AND TRUE NOOOOO yk i was so happy to see bonnie again when i saw bonnie bowl in the trailer… just to not see him at all?????? cried so hard. where’s my oomf bonnie and foxy..😢 foxy would fit in the daycare theatre tbh because how he is a pirate and like. was made to entertain aswell since the beginning??? so not including him was ☹️☹️ crying

this how i look after nerding out the whole ask (insane)

#cherry pink writings #thank u for this.. made me have a huge smile #giggling #fnaf fans be like

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writingamongtheroses-archive · 4 years

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Showtime- Chapter 2

The new character list should come out by tomorrow or Wednesday. @the-starlight-chills, @andiwriteunderthemoon

Night 1

The uniform was too big.

Liza ended up rolling up the pants to tuck into her work boots and used a few spare pins to keep the sleeves rolled up. The entire thing was a shade of blue, faded in the way a few hundred washes could only do. Over her heart was Ted Bear's Pizza, stitched in golden. (Which was weird, since none of the characters were yellow.) The worse part was the hat.

She could've just dropped the scarf. It wasn't like anyone was going to see her or the scars that arched across her forehead. But the very thought of that made her want to faint. So, she struggled for fifteen minutes to get the too-small hat to fit over the scarf.

She could take the hat off at the office.

Liza arrived at 11:40, right when the last of the cleaning crew was leaving. Mr. Calworth was waiting for her just inside the dining hall. "I forgot to mention yesterday- to save power, we use a generator during the night," he said, patting her shoulder. "I'll lock the door."

"Wait, but I'm supposed to-"

He was already out the door. Liza raised a brow but decided to ignore the...shadiness of that.

Sv'h srwrmt hlnvgsrmt.

She settled into the office easily, picking up the tablet that was apparently used to monitor the cameras. Liza hummed an absent tune as she flipped through the cameras. Ten, then twenty minutes passed before the clock showed 12:00. The lights shuddered as it switched from city to generator power.

The phone rang.

Liza let out a yelp, nearly falling over in the chair. She righted herself and grabbed the phone. Had Mr. Calworth forgotten to tell her something? "Hello-?"

"Hello, hello! Hey, I wanted to record a message for you, to help you out on your first night." Oh. It was a recording. Liza set the phone back into place. "Um, I actually worked in that office, finishing my last week. I know this job can get...overwhelming."

Liza scoffed. "It's watching a bunch of animatronics to make sure they don't get stolen." She returned to leaning back, flipping through the cameras. "How overwhelming can it get?" She stopped on the dining hall's cam, noticing something

"There's this company policy thing I have to read, so here we go. Welcome to Ted Bear's Pizza, a magical place for kids and smiles, blah, blah...Ted Bear's Pizza is not responsible for damage to property or person..." All the animatronics were staring at the camera. "Upon discovery that death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed in 90 days, or until the cleanup and bleaching is done." Liza stiffened, staring at the phone in horror.

What the fuck.

"Now, I know it sounds bad. But really, there's nothing to worry about! The animatronics here do get a bit...quirky at night, but do I blame them? No! If I had to sing the same stupid songs for years without a bath, I'll be a bit irritable too! So, remember, these characters hold a special place in everyone's hearts and we need to treat them with respect!" He continued on about some free-roam mode and servos locking up, Liza still stuck on the 'death has occurred' part. "Uh, they used to be able to free-roam during the day, but then the Bite of '85 happened. Then they got taken off free-roam a few years later, but a kid got too close fifteen years ago and the Bite of '05 happened."

What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck...

"The first kid died. I think the second kid was in a coma for a bit, but she survived after they stitched her brain back together. Amazing, right? Now, concerning your safety, the only real threat to you as a night guard is that the animatronics will confuse you for an endoskeleton without a suit. That's against the rules here, so they'll try to stuff you into a suit. That wouldn't be so bad, except they're filled with machinery and stuff. Which can cause a little bit of discomfort...and death."

WHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCK...

"Yeah, the only part of you that would likely see the light of day again is your eyeballs." There was a sardonic chuckle. Liza started to hit her head against the desk, resisting the urge to wail. "Yeah, they don't tell you this when they hire you. But, hey! The first day should be a breeze! Remember to conserve power, check your cameras, and use the doors only if absolutely necessary. Talk to you tomorrow!"

The recording ended. Liza peeled her face off the desk to grab the tablet. She paled at not only seeing that the power was already at 98% but the dog...Rex, that's right, was off-stage. He was standing in the center of the dining hall, staring at the camera with a cross look. She gulped, glancing at the remote.

She could figure out what the doors were for now.

-_-

There was a heartbeat.

It could feel it, all the way in the dark. It hummed absently. It was too hard to choose during the day, it distracted from the adults by the lovely, glowing heartbeats of the children. It was forced to choose during the night, with only one type to choose from.

Talk about slim pickings.

It reached out for the heartbeat-

Oh.

Cruel irony. Too cruel for this world, but not cruel enough for this family tragedy. It could feel its Other shift, recognizing the familial bond. It pulled away to soothe before returning to the feeling of the heart.

It was cruel. But it didn't have a choice.

It had been too choosy in the past. He had been too choosy.

Cruel irony could wait.

-_-

When Liza decided to try the east hall light and saw Rex's leering face, she let out a scream and jabbed the east door hard enough that she was sure for a minute that she had broken her finger.

She sat there panting for a minute. Uncle Rafael was right, I need to cut down on la cafeína. She glanced at the tablet to see the battery drop from 96 to 85- crap, she still had the door down. Liza glanced upwards. The lack of Rex meant she could probably open the door.

She glanced through the cameras to see the trio's guitarist, Kitty-Cat, was gone. The camera in the kitchen lacked picture, but it did have audio. She could hear the crash of pots and pans. When she glanced at the Parts and Services room, Rex was glaring at the camera.

"Buen perro. Quédate ahí."

She stopped at Treasure Cavern's camera, noticing that the curtain was twitching. Eventually, it moved to reveal Captain Bun. Liza raised a brow at the bunny's position. The animatronic looked tense like it was preparing to-

No.

"No, no, no," Liza hissed, trying to figure out which hallway. Her tablet choked for death. "No te atrevas!"

Bun took off. The woman froze, realizing she could hear the bunny coming. She sprang for the remote, slamming the west door button. It slammed down right when Bun was at the doorway. Liza let out a sigh of relief, glancing at her watch. It was only 2. Huh, time ran fast when you were fighting for your life-

Bang.

BANG!

BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG-

It sounded like Bun was trying to break down the door. Liza took a chance and checked the east light. She was forced to push the east door button when she saw Kitty. It felt like an eternity before the banging stopped and she heard Bun run away. It took a little longer before she heard Kitty limp away.

74%.

This tablet was a traitor, she decided. A horrible traitor. Un horrible, horrible pedazo de mierda bastardo. She was calling her uncle Rafael after her shift to demand what he and Uncle Vincent were thinking when they were making these things. Then she was quitting.

The hours slipped away as she fended off Rex, Kitty, and Captain Bun. Strangely, Ted himself hadn't come by yet, even though he was off-stage. As the hours passed, it seemed like they were getting discouraged. It was 5:50 AM when the pedazo de mierda that called itself a tablet was at 5%. She whimpered as it fell to 4, 3, 2...

It was exactly 5:59 when it hit 0.

The doors slid up. The lights died. The horrible, horrible pedazo de mierda bastardo went dark. Liza sat frozen in the dark, dead silence. She covered her mouth when she heard heavy footsteps, trying to stifle her breathing. A music box was playing- sickeningly, she recognized the tune. It was a lullaby that her family sang to each other. She resisted a hysterical giggle.

Voy a morir a manos de la creación de mis tíos, escuchando a mi canción de cuna familiar.

Before she could think of some type of escape plan, the footsteps stopped at the door. She looked up to meet Ted Bear's brown eyes. She could recognize Tío Vincent's eyes in the brown glass orbs. This time, she didn't resist the hysterical giggle.

A hand reached for her...

The lights flipped on. Liza let out a squawk, closing her eyes. When she peeled them open, Ted had stepped back. Was it her or did he look frustrated? She didn't have time to take in his expression, because he turned and walked away. She grabbed the tablet and let out a cheer when it came to life. She watched through the cameras as the animatronics returned to the stage.

It took a good ten minutes before Liza could manage her way out. She was forced to pass through the dining hall, stopping to consider the bots on-stage.

There, they looked perfectly innocent. Nope, nothing weird here at all, no siree.

They could buy steel doors, but not a technician to reprogram these things?

Tomorrow, she was going to call Mr. Calworth and try and quit. She shot out of the restaurant with that thought, heading to her car. She tried to start it. One look at the dash and the arrow pointing to the E and Liza let her head thunk against the wheel.

One more day couldn't hurt. She could try and call the recording guy back.

One more day, and then she'll quit.

#heartbeat #wip

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The Stranger The Better (FNAF SB fanfic) C2 - New Faces

Read the intro to Chapter 1 (Enter A Sleepy Bitchard) for more details! I'd start reading there anyways else things won't make a whole lot of sense lol

In Summary: Reader is a forever exhausted young adult who has social difficulties doing their best to pay the bills, so when they get hired at the well-paying, almost entirely automated Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizza-Plex, they don't really hesitate to think things through before stumbling headfirst into a horror mystery surrounding this company and its crew of quirky (and surprisingly kind) animatronics.

Things To Know (lmk if I should add anything, also check the tags for more stuff):

There are some horror elements, especially in later chapters (I'll give a warning at the start of these chapters).

Eventual romance, minorly important to the plot.

Reader has paranoia.

There is much swearing.

Reader is also addicted to energy drinks, and not fantastic at self care.

Reader is nonbinary (and also trans masc) though it's not vital to the plot and only comes up once or twice.

Reader is from the south, is protective of their friends, and if you threaten their friends then I'm afraid you've yee'd your last haw and yes that is important to the plot

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C2 - New Faces

You were only five minutes into your shift when you met another one of the animatronics, all of whom could apparently roam around freely at night, should they so choose.

Having not been greeted at the door this time around, you were alone in the hall outside the break room when the animatronic came around the corner, not even noticing you at first.

“Oh. It’s you.” The colorful robot wolf lady folded her arms and looked you up and down.

“Hey. I’m Y/N, the new night guard,” you said.

“Right.” The wolf continued to eye you over for a minute.

You felt uncomfortable.

“Aren’t you a little… unimpressive for this job?” The wolf lady finally asked.

You were very short and small and stocky, it was true. You were still an adult however, and you could handle yourself. Besides, you were deceptively strong. “Hey, for thirty bucks an hour, I’ll do whatever management wants, ya know? I’m stronger than I look, so don’t worry about me.”

“I wasn’t worried about you. I don’t care about you,” the wolf deadpanned.

“That makes two of us,” you replied almost automatically. You laughed a little. “Well. I should start my rounds, so I’ll get out of your… impressively styled hair. See ya.” It was true, you thought the wolf lady had very cool hair. It was long and bushy and spiky and streaks of it were dyed (painted?) an almost neon green.

The wolf lady didn’t reply, just watched you walk off for a moment before continuing off to wherever she was headed.

You found yourself briefly walking along with one of the security bots on their path. You made friendly idle chit chat with the bot, not minding the one sided-ness of the conversation. After going back over the information management had sent you, you knew the security bots didn't have voice boxes, but would make piercing alarm sounds if they detected an intruder.

“Catch you later, skater,” you said as your path broke off from the security bot’s. You turned the corner and managed to stop a hair away from running right into another animatronic character.

“Outa the way, runt,” the intimidating but very cool crocodile bot grunted.

“Sorry. Sick shades,” you said, choosing not to comment on the fact that this animatronic was wearing said shades indoors at night.

“Catch you later skater,” the gator said in a mocking tone. He snickered as he walked off.

"Fine then." You rolled your eyes and kept walking.

You found a wide hall with several rooms along one end, each with a window not unlike the daycare, though smaller and with curtains pulled shut in each of them. There were big yellow stars on the doors with little figures in them, almost like rock star dressing rooms. Little stands with red ropes were set up by the doors, to herd lines of people inside. You glanced over the neon names on the walls above the rooms, wondering if this is where the animatronics went when not wandering around being vaguely insulting to new hires.

You wandered closer to one of the rooms, sweeping your light across the darkened corners of the cue line area. You noted the curtain was partially cracked open, and very casually and slowly strolled by the window.

As you nosily peeked in, you saw that familiar bear bot. Not just the bot himself, but merchandise and posters of the bot everywhere. The bot in question was standing by a mirror with lights around the rim, the kind of mirror that rock stars checked their face paint in before going on stage. He was studying several drawings posted up on the wall around the mirror. You squinted, making out what looked like children’s drawings.

You smiled as you realized the bear was admiring drawn gifts he’d collected from his young fans. You hesitated, then gently knocked on the glass.

The bear bot startled and turned around, then relaxed when he saw you at the window, waving at him. The bear waved back, then pointed to the door and beckoned you to come inside.

You obliged, ducking under the red rope like a rebel. You stepped into the room and got a much better look around.

It was so bright and colorful in here. There wasn’t a bed, but there was a couch packed full of bear bot stuffed animals and pillows. There was a large metal 'Employees Only' door in the wall opposite the big window, and an arcade machine in the corner.

“Hello, Y/N! What brings you here?” the bear bot asked cheerfully.

“Hey, I was just doing my rounds and thought I’d say hi, and thanks for the warm welcome,” you said.

“Oh, that is very kind of you, superstar!” The bear bot beamed. “How are you liking the job so far?”

“So far, it’s pretty nice.“ you paused, wondering if the bear was asking so he could report back to management. You squinted suspiciously. “It’s an excellent opportunity to work here and i’m very grateful for the position. I think my skills are a great match and I have a lot to offer the company.”

“I am certain you do,” the bear said, looking at you curiously. “Well I am glad to hear that you like it so far. You can always ask me if there is anything I can do to help.”

“You keep offering help, but… isn’t it my job to help yall? Like, I’m here to protect you guys and the registers and all that from would-be deviants.”

The bear bot chuckled. “I suppose you do have a point. I merely wanted to make sure you felt welcomed and comfortable here. It has been a long time since management brought on a new human associate for the night watch. Or… in general, actually.”

“I see.” You wondered if there was a reason behind that, besides the convenience of automation. You knew there was one other night guard, who left before you arrived. This other night guard and you were supposed to be scheduled so one was working when the other wasn’t. “Well, don’t you worry. I don’t plan on quitting anytime soon.”

“I would hope not.” The bear bot smiled. “Oh, speaking of, I do not mean to keep you from your job! Thank you for stopping by.”

You might have been socially dense, but you could recognize a cue to leave when you saw it. Most of the time. “Right. I’ll see you around.” You straightened and gave the bear bot a salute before turning and marching back towards the door.

“See you, superstar.” The bear bot sounded amused.

You closed the door behind you, then carried on down the hall.

You felt like you were finally starting to get the hang of this place. The mini golf area was ahead, the main stage was right through that hall you had just passed, and the big circular gift shop was just behind you. You wandered around, attempting to get lost so you could figure out the way back into familiar territory.

“Any intruder is gonna have their work cut out for them, trying to get around this place,” you mumbled.

You passed through one of the little food joints, called 'El Chips'. They did indeed have lots of chips. You stopped by the counter when you heard noise from the back, in the kitchen. You stiffened. No way, an intruder on your second night??

You held your flashlight like a club and carefully climbed over the counter. You crept around the corner, spying several microwaves, big industrial sinks, shelves full of boxes, and a big metal table with some plates stacked on its surface. And beyond the table, hunched over in the back corner of the room, was…

“Can animatronics even digest food? Let alone trash?” You raised an eyebrow.

“Eep!!” The bird bot jumped up from her crouched position over the heaps of torn garbage bags and toppled cans in the corner. The bird stuttered and tried to shuffle in front of the garbage, despite the mess of it on her face. “Look- I- it’s- it’s not what it looks like! I-I can explain!”

“I heard some noise and thought there was an intruder or something.” You waved casually. “We’re all good here.”

“We’re… good? …You’re not gonna yell at me for eating trash?”

“Why would I yell at you?? That ain't in my job description.” You frowned at the trash. “Listen, I’m not gonna judge. You do what you like.”

The bird bot looked visibly relieved. “Oh. Okay. Um. Could you maybe… not tell anyone about this?”

“Sure, yeah. I’m good with secrets.” You mimed zipping your lips. The only reason you might have been concerned was the obvious health risks of eating trash, but since the bird bot wasn't human, she would probably be fine. You weren't one to talk anyways, with some of the crap you put in your body.

“Great! Thank you!” The bird bot smiled. She stood there for a long moment, just staring at you.

“Oh! I’ll carry on. Right.” You cleared your throat and left the bird bot to her trash. You climbed back over the counter. You could hear the bot rummaging through the trash once more as you strolled deeper into the complex.

There were several different arcades, you discovered. The biggest of which also had a dance floor, which was hidden under a thick layer of cloudy fog. The smoke machine seemed to be constantly running, even though all of the lights were off. It took you a moment to see the massive sleeping figure on the stage through the smoke.

Upon realizing that this incredibly large animatronic was more or less spider shaped, you audibly, though quietly, said “nope,” and turned yourself right around and left the arcade.

You wandered aimlessly, quickly putting the enormous spider bot out of mind, peeking at dark corners and listening for suspicious noises. Everything was quiet in the complex.

Eventually, you came back around to the front side of the building. You paused when you noted the lights in the daycare were on. You curiously strolled up to the window and peered inside.

The place was like a kid’s wonderland. There were big structures with slides and colorful stairs and tunnels, a massive ball pit, and plenty of toys and stuffed animals stacked into neat piles. You could see those cute little cubbies near the door, and a few little plastic table and chair sets. Amidst all the bright colors and fun structures, you almost didn’t notice someone looking back at you from inside.

You blinked, realizing you were not alone, and your posture stiffened. You quickly studied the animatronic, standing near the edge of the giant ball pit a ways away.

This animatronic was just as bright as the rest of the scenery. They were wearing poofy yellow and orange clothes, which, now that you thought about it, why weren’t the other animatronics wearing clothes?? They all had painted metal plating, but nothing cloth, save for the bird bot's colorful patterned leg warmers. Even the bear’s bowtie was metal. Besides that, the animatronics' head very much resembled a sun, complete with triangular orange 'rays' poking out of their head.

You gave the animatronic a friendly wave. To your surprise, the animatronic enthusiastically waved back. That was good, at least one other bot here besides the bear didn’t seem to instantly dislike you. You were still unsure about the bird bot for now.

You decided to say hello. After all, the bear had only said you didn’t need to go in the daycare. He never forbid you from doing so directly. You went to the doors and tried the handle. It wasn’t locked, so you cracked it open and poked your head in.

“Howdy, is it alright if I come in?” you called.

“Oh yes oh yes of course! Please do!” The animatronic bounced excitedly at this. He bounded over as you stepped inside.

You took a breath to say something else but the animatronic started rambling first, grabbing up your hands and leading you in a happy little dance.

“New friend! Oh I’m so excited to meet you!! We heard you’d be joining us as a new night guard, we haven't had a new human night guard in a very long time, oh no! But here you are new friend, and how kind of you to come and say hello! Oh I’m just so excited, we haven’t had much company outside of the children in a long time. We could have a slumber party! We can play games and sing songs and draw and tell stories-“

The animatronic happily rambled on and on. You were starting to get dizzy, and a little overwhelmed. This bot was not only very much in your personal space, but they were very loud and high energy and holy shit they were tall. All of the animatronics were tall but this character was almost twice as tall as you. You took a deep breath and waited patiently for the animatronic to finish rambling.

“-Oh it’ll be so much fun!! What do you think, where should we start, new friend??”

“With names, probably. Mine is Y/N,” you said.

“Oh yes, of course of course!! How rude of me.” The animatronic finally stopped dancing and bowed deeply and graciously. “You can call me Sun!”

“Right, makes sense.” You smiled. You straightened up, then returned the bow. “Tis a pleasure, Sun.”

Sun ‘beamed’ at you. “This is only your second night working here, yes?? This is the daycare! Here, let me show you around!” Without waiting for a response, Sun grabbed your hand and pulled you along through the massive room.

You were starting to get used to Sun’s energy. It was a lot, for sure, but it was sort of charming and endearing. Sun was like an excitable puppy, and he clearly took a lot of pride in the daycare and its many features.

“How many kids do you look after in a day?” you asked curiously. This place was big enough for a small army of children to play comfortably.

“Sometimes as many as fifty at a time. It can get quite busy, yes indeed!” Sun answered.

“Dang, that’s a lot. Is it just you here?? There’s probably staff that come in during the day, right?”

Sun shook their head. “No sir-ie, its just us. But not to worry, we’re built and equipped for just such a job!”

“I bet. I don’t know squat about machines and robots and stuff but you’re like, super impressive. Just the way you move so fluidly, how expressive you are, it’s really cool! …Sorry if that’s weird to say.”

“Aw, not at all! How sweet of you!” Sun put a hand to his cheek and waved at you with the other in a very ‘oh stop it you’ sort of way.

“Can I ask you a question?” you asked.

“You just did, silly!”

“Oh, yeah, I guess I did. Can I ask you another question after this question?” you revised.

Sun giggled. “Of course!”

“What are your pronouns? You’ve referred to yourself as ‘we’ or 'us' a few times and I’d just like to be sure.”

“Oh!” Sun paused. There was a moment of hesitation. “I use he and they pronouns. Tell me yours as well!”

“I prefer they, I don’t mind he, I do mind she,” you recited.

“I gotcha!” Sun winked. “Would you like to play a game?? Or we can color, or-“

Sun kept rambling, speaking very quickly as he danced around, pointing out toys and art supplies and such.

You waited until Sun was finished, then said, “I actually wouldn’t mind drawing, that sounds fun.”

“Ooh good choice!! I’ll get the drawing supplies!” Sun happily bounded away.

You glanced back out the big window. You’d done a lot of walking around tonight already, surely it’d be fine for you to take just a little ten minute break. You tried not to let your anxiety get to you. As ironic as it would be, it was logically unlikely that a crew of criminals were breaking in the moment you had stepped away. You fiddled with your watch anyways, trying to figure out how to get it to pull up the cameras.

Before you could figure it out, Sun returned with arms full of papers and bundles of pencils and boxes of crayons and markers. “Here we are! Now we’re ready to draw!” Sun deposited the load on a nearby kid’s table, then folded their legs and sat on the floor. You sat down much less gracefully, your sore bones protesting.

You picked a pencil at random. Sun was already doodling away, drawing with both hands at once. You watched for a long moment, stunned and impressed. You focused on your own paper and started out with some little warm up doodles.

Sun never stopped moving or bouncing or humming, always in motion. He seemed to be enjoying himself, as far as you could tell.

“Watcha drawing?” Sun asked, peeking over at your paper.

“Just some silly characters I made up a while ago.” You turned the paper around so Sun could see it better. “These three are sorta my main trio that I draw all the time. That’s Lato, this one is Calcifur, and that’s Cube. They get into all sorts of silly shenanigans together.”

“That’s amazing! They’re so cute, I love them!! You’re very creative,” Sun commended.

“Ahhh hush.” You laughed a little. “It’s just fun to draw.”

“Drawing is fun, I agree!”

“How about you, what are you up to over there?” you asked.

“I drew a castle! It’s got a moat and a dragon and even little flags,” Sun said, holding their paper up for you to see.

“Oh shit! You’re actually really good at drawing. Your grasp of perspective is stunning.” You smiled at Sun, but he was staring at you and had gone still.

“No bad words in the daycare, Y/N.” Sun waggled a finger disapprovingly at you. “Its against the rules.”

You realized you had indeed sworn. “Oh fuck! I’m sorry. I mean- shit, I didn’t mean- ahhhh dammit-“ You forcefully shut your mouth and put your hands over your mouth. You took a moment. “…I apologize.”

“That’s quite alright.” Sun was giving you a funny look.

“At least there’s no kids around, right?” You laughed lightly. “Sorry, i’ll do my best. Swearing is like, half my vocabulary.”

“Just don’t do it again, or I’ll have to put you in time out!” Sun warned.

You raised an eyebrow, unsure if Sun was teasing you or not.

“Thank you for the compliment, by the way! I love drawing,” Sun said, going back to their coloring.

“Oh, yeah, for sure. It shows.” You nodded. You were now distracted by how difficult it’d be to remember not to swear around Sun.

You doodled a few silly little creatures around the page, giving them lots of eyes or wings or horns and chunky funky proportions, just for fun.

“What should we do next after we’re done drawing??” Sun asked.

“I dunno, maybe something short. I do eventually have to get back to work.” You glanced again to the window, half expecting the building to be on fire.

Sun visibly deflated, shoulders sulking and head drooping. Before you could say anything, Sun sprang right back up, his cheerful demeanor returned.

“That’s alright! It’s important to take your responsibilities seriously. I’m sorry to have pulled you away from your duties, I was just so excited to meet you!”

“Hey, don’t worry about it. One of those security bots would have gone off if something was amiss.” You returned your attention to the activity at hand. "I'm also supposed to be able to use this watch to check the cameras but I can't figure out how the daaaaarn thing works." You cleared your throat. That was a close call, but you’d managed to turn 'damn' into 'darn' just in time.

"Would you like some help?" Sun had already sprung to their feet, crossing the table in a step, then crouching back down next to you.

"Oh, sure." You offered your right arm.

Sun gently took your hand and studied the watch in question. He tapped at the screen, then fiddled with the buttons on the side.

Now that you weren't distracted or dancing around, you realized that Sun's hand was pleasantly warm. You’d expected the bot to be cold, as they were made of metal and (hopefully) didn't have any blood. "You're warm! That's so cool, is it an intentional feature cause you take care of kids?"

"No, though that is an added benefit! All of us animatronics are self powered and self sustainable, we just need to rest every now and then so our systems don't overheat." Sun looked at you. "You really think I'm… cool?"

"Are you kidding? You're impressive as- uh, heck. When I first started I was worried all you animatronics would be creepy but actually you're all pretty nifty! I don't know squat about machines so I guess I'm easy to impress. But I am impressed none the less. Not to mention you've been very nice to me, which is more than I can say about most people I meet." You paused. "Sorry for rambling. I think that's the most I've talked in one go in like, weeks."

"Oh no no no! Talk all you like, I don't mind! I'm sorry to hear some of the others haven't been as welcoming."

"Oh, yeah. I was mostly talking about my other job and the people I meet there. My co-workers are dandy for the most part, just some of the customers we get can be grating. But yeah, that alligator guy and the wolf lady were kinda short with me as well."

"You have another job?" Sun inquired curiously.

"Yep."

"What do you do?"

"I work in a deli, I slice meat and cheese all day. I mean, that’s not all I do, there's like a hundred things to do at any given moment and never enough people to do it all. Besides slicing stuff, there's subs, keeping the floor stocked, making production, stocking fresh slice, completing online orders, keeping up with the cleaning, hot case, kitchen, it’s a lot. Its fun though. And most importantly, pays the bills." You laughed lightly. “They pay me well because I’m a hard worker and they desperately need to keep me around.”

"I see, I see… Ah hah! I've got it figured out!" Sun declared. He gestured proudly to your watch. "Ta da!"

"Oh!" You stared at the screen. You were seeing live footage from one of the cameras looking over that big stage.

"If you press this button, you can switch between cameras, and this button switches between areas," Sun explained.

"Alright, okay. Thanks, Sunny!" You smiled.

"No problem, sunshine! Glad I could help!" Sun happily bounced from side to side, obviously pleased with himself.

You checked out the cameras for a moment, clicking through different rooms and angles. Everything seemed fine. You still wanted to get back to your rounds, just to be safe.

"Well, It's been fun, but I gotta get back to it. Are you working tomorrow?" you asked. You slowly moved your legs under you and got to your feet, knees protesting. When you straightened, you realized Sun was looking at you strangely. You mentally rewound what you’d said, going over it for social errors. You couldn't figure anything out. "…What's with the look, Sun?"

"You asked me if I am working tomorrow," Sun offered, as if waiting for you to get the punchline of a joke.

"Yeah? …Oh, do you not… get breaks? Days off?" you realized.

"Of course not, silly. As an animatronic, my needs are different from yours. All I need is a few hours to enter rest mode in a recharge station every day to let my systems cool down and I'm right as rain!" Sun did a little spin and a pose.

"Oh, okay. I guess that makes sense." You squinted. "Are yall… paid?"

"Paid?? What would we do with currency?" Sun laughed, then slapped a hand to his forehead. "Oh dear, I forgot all about the groceries I need to get!! Silly me."

"Alright." You rolled your eyes. "I'm just a little suspicious is all. Seems to me yall are pretty sentient, so having you work here all day every day for free seems a little… sus. Ya know?"

"I appreciate your concern sunshine, but we're all content to be here. This is what we were made for! There's nowhere else in the world we truly belong," Sun said, their arms wide out to gesture at the daycare around them, and the entire complex beyond that.

"Don't you wanna… I dunno, travel? Take a vacation? Hit the town, see some sights?" you asked curiously.

Sun was quiet for a long moment, his faceplate tilted curiously as he seemed to consider your question. Then, all at once, they were back to happily bouncing and swaying. "Being here and doing our part is all we could ever ask for! We belong here," Sun stated again.

You were still suspicious, but you figured you probably shouldn't press the matter. Maybe you could ask the bear bot about it later. "Okay." You shrugged. "Well, I'll see you tomorrow, then. Have a good night."

"Tomorrow??" Sun froze again. "Not tomorrow."

"Oh? Change your mind about needing a day off?" You raised an eyebrow.

"The lights will be off tomorrow. They're off every other day," Sun said.

"Oh… uh. Okay? …Why?" you asked.

Sun looked around, his posture becoming more timid and closed off. They wove their fingers together tightly. "That's the schedule! On one day and off the next. You can come by again the day after tomorrow! If you'd like!"

"Okay, yeah, I'm working day after tomorrow as well." You were still a little confused. "Oh! Are you… scared of the dark?"

Sun didn't reply, tilting his head again.

"It's okay, I'm scared of the dark too," you assured. "Er, more accurately, what my brain tries to tell me is in the dark. But yeah, I will see you day after tomorrow. Have a good night, Sun!"

"Good night, new friend! See you!" Sun waved cheerily as you left the daycare.

You continued your rounds, checking through the security cameras on occasion as well. You spied yourself on one of the cameras and waved, just to see the little you in your watch wave back.

It never did occur to you that the only camera in the daycare was on the wall above the window.

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Pocket’s New Year Reactions: 2020 Edition!

2020...boy oh boy…

I made this channel on January of 2020. And thank god I did! My blogs and participation in the tickle community, were the only thing keeping me going throughout this year! It was a really hard year but with COVID, I got to meet tons of new people, make so many friends and return to writing fanfics!

I’ve made fanfics for a very long time. 5 years, actually! But I have never felt so invested in my writing than I have this year. In 1 single year, I managed to make a total of 122 fanfictions! This year! And it all ended with my first SCP Foundation-only fanfiction: 049 and the ‘unkillable creature’.

Yup: I have really fallen down the rabbit hole this time…

But to celebrate: I wanted to recap the different fandoms I wrote for this year, the amount of fanfictions I wrote for them, the highest amount of notes I got on a fanfiction and lastly:

...Well, I’ll keep that a surprise.

So: Let’s recap all that happened on Pocket’s New Year Reactions: 2020 Edition!

Let’s a-go!

I’m gonna start off with the fandoms I wrote the least fanfictions for: The Tiny Bundles!

For the very first tiny bundle: I wrote 1 single fanfic for Luigi’s Mansion (3, to be specific).

This was a fanfic about Polterpup and Luigi bonding, as well as Mario showing up near the end. I ended up closing this fandom because as much as I liked this fanfic, I wasn’t really as interested in writing more for it.

For the second tiny bundle: The Animal Crossing Series with 1 fanfic! This fanfic was mostly about Jacksepticeye and Gabsmolders’ Animal Crossing avatars hanging out during the Coronavirus epidemic. I really liked writing for Animal Crossing, and I wanna write more for it. But, I have to come up with more ideas.

For bundle #3: 1 single Markiplier TV fanfic! This fanfic was about Wilford Warfstache, Darkiplier and Yandereplier being a family. This specific fanfic was also based on an AU made by a couple of cosplayers: One of which is no longer on TikTok, sadly. I may write more fanfics in this fandom in the future, but no guarantees…

For #4: I wrote an original work upon request from a friend. This fanfic was about a cute couple who were just being playful and bonding. I sense that I may be writing more original works in the future, but again: we’ll just have to see.

For #5: I have 4 Youtuber Fanfics that involve different fandoms. One of them was written about platonic Septiplier, the second two were on Jelix, and the fourth fanfic (and most recent) was on Unus Annus! UNUS ANNUS! I will definitely be considering writing more Unus Annus. As for any other youtubers: Maybe.

For #6: I have 3 (technically 6) fanfictions written under the SCP Foundation! Though 5 of these fanfics were technically fandom collaborations with Sanders Sides, I did make 1 single SCP Foundation-only fanfic. I do plan on continuing to write more SCP Foundation fanfics. I just don’t know if they’ll stand alone, or if they’ll be collaborations again. We’ll see.

And now onto the 3 top fandoms I wrote for this year:

In at #3: is Five Nights at Freddy’s with 25 fanfictions: I swear: 90% of these are based on the Afton Family in some way or another. I have a problem...I will most likely be writing for FNAF in the future. I still love the fandom, and I still love the lore behind it! Sooo: Upcoming FNAF fanfics!

In at #2: is the Jacksepticeye Power Hour Fandom with 31 fanfictions! I love these guys so much! It’s too bad they were kinda thrown by the wayside by a lot of the viewers...But, I’ll still be working on a couple more fanfics. Specifically The Unexpected Roommate! I LOVE THAT SERIES! I look forward to writing more of it all the time!

And #1...for the most fanfictions written: Is Sanders sides with 59 freaking fanfics! If there's a need for proof that I’m obsessed, then THIS is the proof. But, that’s okay! I love writing fanfics on this series! I will 100% continue to write fanfictions on this series. I love this series to bits, and it’s my most popular series on Tumblr as well!

And now it’s fine for: Highest Notes!

This was the part where you could really tell what fanfictions were loved by fans, and what fanfictions were thrown aside. This is all gonna be taken off Tumblr, since almost all of the fans are on it.

First one that I will proudly show: My Unus Annus fanfic with 43 notes! This fanfic was a HIT the moment it came out! I swear! ‘Ethan and Mark Experience Torture Methods (Feat. Jacksepticeye)’ was a HUGE HIT! But I think the reason everyone loved it so much, was because everyone misses Unus Annus and its relativity on YouTube. I miss it too. Memento Mori, Unus Annus.

Now I will show my top Fnaf Fanfic! Now these were very close...So:

At #3 is ‘The Grumpy Ol’ Bunny’ at 28 notes.

At #2 is a tie between ‘The Suspiciously Strange Night’ and ‘Robot Anatomy Vs. Human Anatomy’ at 36 notes.

And the #1 spot goes to: ‘Jeremy and the Mysterious Robots’ at 37 notes! You’ll see what I do with this fanfic sooner than later…

And now we move on to the top Sanders Sides fanfic! This one had a huge variety of numbers! And boy, it was hard! But worth it!

At #3, we have ‘Snakes Need Tickles Too!’ at 91 notes!

At #2 is ‘The Upside of Hoodies’ (The very first one!) at 153 notes! WOW!

And last but not least, at our #1 spot...we have: ‘Voodoo Duke-craft’ at 196 notes! How in the world- I don’t really know why it got so many notes. But: you’ll see what we do with this one as well, veeeery soon!

And now the surprise you’ve all been waiting to hear about: I’m gonna re-read and react to the two #1 spots!

‘Jeremy and the Mysterious Robots’. I’ve actually re-read this one a couple times throughout the months. I liked re-reading about anxious Jeremy! I definitely wanna write more of Jeremy. He’s an underrated character.

Here we go!

[Jeremy has heard all the rumors.]

Well, I assume he probably did some reading about it before starting there. You should know a bit about a place before you start working there...you don’t wanna end up in a dumpster fire.

[He’s heard the urban legends about the child killer in the animatronic suit, and the children’s deaths. He’s heard about the children’s corpses being shoved into the animatronic suits. He’s heard about the ghosts of the children that haunted each and every diner. He’s heard rumors about the animatronics being alive because of these children. He’s heard multiple ideas of-]

Okay, okay, we get it! He heard rumors about the lore behind Five Nights at Freddy’s. He’s heard about the murders and supernatural stuff. Skip!

[Are any of these urban legends true?

If so: why did Jeremy sign up for a job at the one place that gives people the creeps?!]

Gee...I dunno! Why WOULD you choose to take a security guard job in a place that’s still haunted? Besides: instead of hiring a security guard, why not hire an exorcist? Seems cheaper and you’d actually get a problem fixed! (Or not...we’ve all seen Annabelle…)

[It was the second night of working at this nightmarish party place. All Jeremy wanted was the paycheck at the end of the week. He did NOT sign up for this stupidity…]

Teeeechnically he DID sign up for this stupidity. He didn’t have to take this job. He could’ve waited for more job offers to come up! Even if the Phone Guy had romanticized the risky job, he did warn him that ‘the animatronics get a little quirky at night’...Jeremy could’ve just abandoned ship right then and there and quit!

[Should he have reconsidered taking the job? Maybe.]

Um, HUGE YES!

[Is he regretting taking the job? Somewhat.]

Just somewhat, huh?

[Is Jeremy gonna survive the week? God, he hoped so.]

I hope so too! Spoiler alert: he does.

[Jeremy turned on the iPad and flipped through the cameras. It looked like the party rooms were empty. Next, he checked CAM 05 and CAM 06: empty. Thank goodness. Jeremy looked at the other cameras and found out something strange: camera 11 wasn’t working! It was just showing pure static.]

Okay, here’s some behind the scenes: I had to look up two separate maps for the FNAF 2 location. One with the camera locations, and one of the overall building layout. From that, I had to determine everything for this fanfic. I would later refer to these images for future fanfics as well!

[He realized that what he was gonna do was risky. But…what other choice did he have?]

Um...Don’t go??? That’s a choice.

[Jeremy grabbed his flashlight, and walked out of the office through the small hall towards Pasillo Central.]

“WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?!?!?! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?! THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?!?!” ~SammyClassicSonicFan, vine.

[It took a little bit, but Jeremy managed to find the problem: a black wire was unplugged…]

I actually have no idea if this was the actual confirmed problem in the FNAF series. I just made it up as I went.

[Jeremy’s eyes narrowed in curiousity. Now when did that happen? It was working perfectly fine yesterday. Who unplugged it?]

First off: Curiousity. Curio(u)sity. Do you need any more proof that I’m Canadian? XD

Second off: I actually think camera 11 never actually worked during the game. I don’t quite remember though, so don’t quote me on that.

[Jeremy decided to double check for any miswiring.]

This would prove to be a fatal mistake.

[Suddenly…a couple heavy footsteps could be heard behind the stool, in the gaming room. Jeremy froze in place. Oh god…Is that what he thinks it is?]

“It was at this moment he knew...he fucked up.” ~McCulley Quinn, Vine

[Jeremy could feel the presence of a super tall figure behind him…Jeremy, growing extremely intimidated and anxious, slowly turned himself around to look the animatronic in the face.]

[...The first thing he noticed, was that the animatronic was brown. A chocolate-shade of brown with an orange hue on its belly and inner face.]

I wonder...Just WHO COULD IT BE?

Just kidding. It’s Freddy Fazbear.

[The eyes were open wide, staring at Jeremy with its light blue iris’s.]

Hmm...Hold on-

*aggressive typing noises*

Okay. Just had to double check. He does in fact, have blue iris’s.

[Jeremy just stared back at it, looking at the big bear as the visibly shaky flashlight shone onto it.]

Hehehehe...Anxious boi. Shouldn’t have chosen the haunted job, Jeremy!

[“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!” Freddy shouted.]

🎶Do you hear that sound?🎶

[Jeremy shouted-]

🎶That beautiful sound?🎶

[-and threw his flashlight up in terror.]

🎶That is the sound, of, clean, white, shorts turning brown!🎶

🎶TORTURE AND PAIN!🎶

Beautiful Sound - Beetlejuice soundtrack (sorry not sorry)

[Jeremy jumped and quickly attempted to take a few steps back…only for his body to fall much more backwards than he wanted!]

“Nice job, dickface!” ~Anthony, Smosh: Pokemon In Real Life

[“WELCOME EVERYBODY, TO FREDDY FAZBEAR’S PIZZA!” the animatronic shouted. “I’M FREDDY FAZBEAR, AND I’D LIKE TO WISH YOU, THE BIRTHDAY BOY, A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!” the voice declared very loudly.]

HAHA! That’s not creepy at all! *Michael Jackson moonwalks the fuck outta there*

[Everything went silent for a moment or two. “…Kill you?” the same voice said.]

WhAaAaAaAt?! A TwIsT tHaT eVeRyOnE sAw CoMiNg?! X’D

[“He fell off the stool, and I caught him.” Freddy explained.]

Freddy Fazbear nearly saves Jeremy from a concussion, a skull fracture or a brain bleed!

[“Now that I mention it, he hasn’t thanked me yet.” Freddy mentioned.]

Dude!

[“Oh-um…Thank you…for catching me.” Jeremy finally said.]

Good boy. *pats the man’s head, even though he’s technically older than me*

[“Are you gonna kill me? Shove me into a suit? Leave my dead body to rot inside the suit?!” Jeremy asked, still overwhelmed with anxiety.]

This guy’s gonna need some whiskey after this incident.

[“It looks like Mr. Emily hired another 'daredevil’ night guard. Do you really believe those rumors?” Chica asked.]

In case you didn’t get the twist before: the animatronics are NOT gonna kill him. Why? Because my fluffy ass doesn’t like writing about confirmed death. (At least, not yet...I later write ‘Don’t Release the Spirits’...

[“That’s a big child.” Chica commented.

“He’s grown up. He’s a male, grown up child.” Freddy corrected.]

Another reminder of the obvious: Jeremy is an AdULT in this fanfiction! He is not a ChiiiLD! XD

[“Flip him over.” Chica suggested.

“Okay.” Freddy replied.]

Insert long montage of Jeremy getting flipped over by animatronics who don’t know how to handle humans.

[“Let me go!” Jeremy yelled at Freddy, still pushing against Freddy’s fingers.

“He’s wiggling a lot. Is he having a temper tantrum?” Freddy asked curiously. Chica looked at the squirming, frustrated man in Freddy’s grasp.]

Ha ha funny? Get it? Cause he’s an adult? And he’s being treated like a child?

XD I’m just being silly. I actually found this part fun to write.

[“I think so.” Chica replied. “Try throwing him up in the air and catching him. I’ve seen parents do it. Kids love it!” Chica suggested.

Jeremy’s eyes widened in horror. Was he about to be thrown up like a toddler and caught by an animatronic?!]

Spoiler alert: Yes.

Insert long montage of Jeremy nearly shitting his pants while Freddy Fazbear breaks many laws against mishandling of an adult male, and extreme negligence if he were a child. May we advise that these animatronics are NEVER made in the future.

[By the time the sixth throw and catch had happened, Jeremy was visibly shaking in the arms of the animatronic. Jeremy’s face was visibly traumatized.]

HmMmMm...I wOnDeR wHy?!

[Without any warning, Chica fluttered the finger up and down, on Jeremy’s exposed neck. Jeremy’s body jumped and curled inwards to cover up the spot. A squeal left Jeremy’s mouth before he began flailing his hands towards the finger’s direction to stop it.]

Voila! Tickles! They have finally arrived!

[Jeremy’s eyes widened to the side of saucers! He began protesting as much as possible. “No, please! L-look! I’m feeling a lot better! See? I don’t need tickles!” Jeremy pleaded, putting on a fake smile to prove it.]

Probably any other time, this probably would’ve worked.

[But, Chica was persistent!]

But of course, it doesn’t. Because y’all wanted tickles? You’re getting your tickles!

[“Yeah! You were being a naughty little boy with a really bad attitude. I think you deserve some cheer-up tickles for that.” Freddy added, unintentionally teasing him.]

I think those tickles were a little more intentional than ya thought…

[“What- What are you doing?” Jeremy yelled. Freddy removed the slip-on shoe off of Jeremy’s foot, and let it fall to the floor with a loud clap. “Hey! Put my shoe back!” Jeremy yelled.]

But why would they do that, when they clearly wanna tickle your feet?

[“Here: Your turn to hold him.” Freddy said, before throwing Jeremy old-granny style over to Chica.]

UH…

[Jeremy was NOT ready for that. No human should ever be ready for being thrown like that! It’s impossible usually. But if it IS possible, It’s always frowned upon for being inhumane! But, why should animatronics know that?]

It’s kinda nice that Jeremy is making up for the fact that all the animatronics share 2 brain cells. But these animatronics could’ve SHATTERED BONES. When is that EVER considered okay?!

[Freddy tilted his head. “You don’t like my cold fingers?” Freddy clarified.

“IHIHIHIT’S COHOHOHOHOLD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Jeremy reacted.

“Oh. Well I’m sorry, but I can’t help that! You’re gonna have to sit tight and get used to my cold, fat fingers.” Freddy teased.]

Basically what happened:

Jeremy: “KEEP YOUR HANDS FROM ANTARCTIC AWAY FROM MY FEET!”

Freddy: “Not happening! Suffer, you ticklish piece of shit!”

[Somewhere in the room, a quiet music box tune could be heard, twinkling in the background.]

GUESS WHO’S BACK! BACK AGAIN!

[THE MUSIC BOX! MARIONETTE! HE’S ESCAPED THE MUSIC BOX!]

MARIONETTE’S BACK! BACK AGAIN!

[Was he gonna die? Was the marionette gonna kill him? Was the camera going to record is very last moments? Were people gonna watch the camera to figure out how he died?…Would they blame his death on bad decisions? What would happen to his body?! WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN?! JEREMY DEMANDED TO KNOW!]

[This is it…he’s gonna die…He’s gonna be found in a few hours, ripped apart on the floor…He could guarantee it.]

Anxiety in a nutshell.

[This animatronic isn’t cold. It’s covered in some kind of fur-like fabric.]

This was actually confirmed on the FNAF wiki fanpage. Marionette’s fingers are covered in fur fabric.

And now Jeremy’s gonna get ultimately tortured by Marionette’s 3 fingers on his feet. May his soul rest in peace.

[Then…Marionette did something only Satan himself would be capable of: Marionette pulled a couple of Jeremy’s toes back, and began scratching the more exposed spaces underneath the deathly ticklish toes.]

*looks at a watch* ...How the fuck is he not dead from asphyxiation? He’s been getting tickled heavily for at least an hour. He should be passing out.

[Jeremy was cackling like a mad man. The poor guy was losing energy rather quickly. His pushing and squirming had began to slow, and tears had started forming in his eyes.]

See? It’s about time.

[Not to be confused with tears of pain, of course.]

Wait, what?

[This wasn’t painful for Jeremy. Though this kind of fighting presents itself with a few cons, It wasn’t torturous either. It was…strangely playful. It sort of reminded Jeremy of the stories his friends would tell him, of the tickle fights they had with their siblings growing up. Some tickle fights were pure playfulness, other tickle fights were slightly torturous. But in the end, they still loved each other.]

...Well, go figure.

[Was Jeremy beginning to like the animatronics? Not intimate of course, but…Was Jeremy beginning to appreciate the animatronics’ tickling? Surely not! That’s absurd!…unless…]

Go figure. Yup. Gotta make sure it’s somewhat enjoyable so the reader can enjoy it without feeling bad! Cause that’s how I write.

[“Oh Cohohohome ohohohon! IHIHIHI THOHOHOHOUGHT YOHOHOHOU WEHEHERE DOHOHONE!” Jeremy yelled as his laughter grew louder. Marionette had reached its fingers into Jeremy’s armpit, and began scratching lightly.

“Your laugh is very fun to hear! I wanna hear more of it!” Freddy explained.]

Of course, you have to add a comment about liking the person’s laughter! Cause that’s always important!

[So, Jeremy gave them a nod to proceed. Then, Jeremy abrupted into brand new fits of laughter! How long was Jeremy gonna be like this? Who know? Jeremy didn’t care. Not one bit…]

Aaaaand that’s the end!

A little predictable, but still fun to read. Jeremy is still my favorite character in this fanfic.

And now, we’re onto the next re-reading!

Voodoo Duke-Craft! I’m proud of this one! I was happy to finally be able to come up with a fanfic idea involving voodoo dolls, and this was the first one! And EVERYONE LOVED IT! I swear, I’m not kidding! 196 notes says a lot!

So, here we go!

[Remus came to the front of the yellow and black room, and knocked on the door. As he patiently waited for the door to open, Remus looked down at the liquid-free blood bag with the doll laying upside down in the bag.]

Hehehehe! I like the idea that Remus holds his things in a blood bag-turned purse. XD

[The door finally opened. As he predicted, it was Deceit.]

This entire fanfiction is gonna involve Janus being called Deceit. Why? Because Deceit’s name hadn’t canonically come out yet! And this fanfiction came out long before the name reveal episode.

[Remus happily comes into the yellow-colored room, lined with snakes, Law and Order posters and Judge Judy posters.]

Because...Selfishness Vs. Selflessness! And law!

[Despite the doll coming from Remus, the doll appeared to be really well made!]

That’s a compliment!

[Deceit looked up from the doll. “And you’re positive this thing actually works?” Deceit asked.

“Yup! Positive. I tried it on myself before giving it to you, as you can see-” Remus said as he pointed at the green heart on the voodoo doll. “You can try it too, if you want.” Remus suggested.]

Remus: “I already tried it on myself, so you don’t need proof to show it works.”

Also Remus: “...But if you don’t believe me, I suppose you could try it on me...just to see…”

[“I suppose this works really well. I will use this voodoo doll to my advantage. Thank you, Remus.” Deceit said with a grin.]

...You SUPPOSE? You just tickled the man till he belly flopped the floor! Of COURSE it works!

[With everything in place, Deceit was ready to start tormenting the other sides. He left his room and closed the door, allowing Remus to process the mistake he’d made in his room.]

I doubt Remus would consider giving Janus a voodoo doll, a ‘mistake’. More like ‘the most evil idea ever’!

[Deceit walked around, looking for potential contenders. While walking down the hall, Deceit gazed his eyes upon a light blue-clothed figure. Recognizing who it was, Deceit his behind a wall and grabbed the light blue heart out of his pocket.]

Oh boy! It’s Patton first!

[Now, if it truly worked, Patton should be bonded with the voodoo doll. Just as a test, Deceit gave Patton’s neck a little flutter with his finger.

From a few feet into the living room, Patton let out a yelp of surprise.]

Huzzah! It works! Turns out putting a fabric heart onto a voodoo doll, will hook Patton up to the doll and make him feel everything that touches the doll’s head. Becaaaause MAGIC!

[Deceit began tickling the sides of the doll’s neck, fluttering his index finger on both sides of the neck one side at a time. Right side, left side. Right side, left side…

Patton squealed as his back fell onto the couch. “EEEEHehehehehehehe!” Patton giggled more, flapping his hands absolutely everywhere around his head.]

Oh NO! I could sense that! Nope nope nope nope NOPE.

[To make things feel a little better, Deceit turned the doll around and gave it a hug.

Patton smiled as he felt physically hugged by an invisible pair of arms. It felt so warm and snug. Like being held by a security blanket.]

Awwww! This part has always been a personal favorite part due to how loving it is. It’s times like these that make me wish I had a voodoo doll…

[Deceit allowed his mouth to morph into a toothy smile as he moved his tickly fingers over to the sides of the doll’s belly.]

You can just TELL he’s enjoying the hell outta this! #Janusisbestler2021

[Deceit’s mischief had just left him at this point. Deceit was actually really enjoying making Patton laugh like this. He was keeping it a mystery, sure, but it was really fun seeing Patton laugh and squirm on the couch.]

...Doesn’t everyone feel that with Patton? Or am I the only one? I probably am. I find that BILLIONS of fans LOVE seeing Virgil’s reactions. And Patton’s been fulfilling all the fans’ needs! So...yeah. I would love to tickle Patton! And I would love to be the tickle monster’s pray. Hehe ^w^

[As he hugged the doll, Deceit watched as Patton practically melted into the touch. It was here, that Deceit discovered something new about Patton: He’s touch-starved. If he were used to touch, Patton would be eventually squirming for him to let go. But, Patton was perfectly comfortable with being cuddled.]

I actually forgot I added that little fact in here! This is the most realistic fact I have ever seen in my life.

[If Deceit didn’t have anything to do, he would’ve definitely stayed to hug Patton for a lot longer.]

It’s sure a shame that Janus had 4 other sides to tickle.

[But, he had things to do.]

See? Poor man’s busy experimenting with the ultimate tickle toy that beats the Tickle Me Elmo by a landslide.

[Deceit hid in the room across from the red-doored room. The room belonged to Roman, who was admiring himself in the mirror. Deceit rolled his eyes, but smiled as he pulled out the red felt heart.]

Would you believe I’ve forgotten the order at this point? Maybe now was a good time to re-read it! I’m losing my memory. XD

[A couple seconds later, the red heart fabric began glowing. This meant that the heart was now fully bonded with Roman!]

Still don’t quite know how fabric glows, but whatever. Screw logic!

[Roman - who had been posing in the mirror with his arm up behind his head - squealed and slammed his arm down as he bursted into laughter.]

Aaah, yes: the classic ‘surprise armpit tickle when the arms are up’ trick. But, with a twist! I’m surprised he didn’t fall!

[Deceit giggled and tried tickling two spots at once: the doll’s left armpit and the doll’s right foot. Roman’s eyes practically bulged out of his skull. Roman fell backwards onto the ground, and rolled around manically.]

Oop- aaaand he’s down.

[Roman was freaking out. Thank god no one was seeing this! How would anyone react to him screaming in laughter at nothing, and rolling around like a wiggle worm?! He would NEVER be able to live that down!]

*sniffles* Here lies Roman’s pride and confidence. It will forever be missed.

[Deceit decided to listen to him and lessen the tickles dramatically. Deceit removed his fingers and decided to try a different tickle spot that Remus shared with Roman: the thighs.]

Remus would definitely do this.

[Deceit covered his mouth to silently giggle, before adding a second finger to the doll’s thigh. Roman let go of his knees and allowed himself to kick his legs as he rolled around and covered his face with his hands.]

Awww! De widdle bean is getting embawwassed! How adowable! OwO

[Deceit soaked up as much of Roman’s giggles as he could, before moving onto the left thigh.]

#Janusisasponge

[Despite one’s belief with soft tickles, Roman’s giggles didn’t die down! In fact, they almost got a little louder! Deceit’s very light fingernail tickles were almost teasy in a way! This made Roman’s face heat up in embarrassment.

“Plehehehehease! Ihihihi cahahahahan’t tahahahahake ihihihit! Ihihihit’s sohohoho ticklyhy, and ihihihit’s wohohohohorse thahahat Ihihihi cahahahan’t seehehehehe whehehehere yohohou’ll strihihihike nehehext!” Roman explained through his never ending giggles.]

Soft tickles can sometimes kill quicker than hard tickles.

[Deceit raised an eyebrow. ‘worse when you can’t see’? Now, Deceit was really intrigued.]

It’s called ‘blindfolded tickles’ with a twist. Aka: ‘you’re worse than SATAN HIMSELF’.

And now Janus is gonna start constantly switching spots, to show Roman’s variety in his voice. As if we don’t hear enough melody variety from his singing. XD

[His laughter would die down into giggles for a while, before growing into even MORE laughter! It was so strange and unpredictable! Whoever this was, was EVIL and should be given PUNISHMENT for such cruel tickle tactics!]

Anyone else agree with this?

*sees a sea of people in and out of the tickle community*

Okay.

Roman is given time to breathe, he’s hugged by Janus and Janus moves onto the next victim.

[After going up the stairs, Deceit came across Virgil’s room.]

We’re literally given the name of who it is this time. No clothing guesses here! Just immediate names.

[Now: Knowing Virgil most of his life, Deceit knew that these tickles needed to be tame and calming all at once. He couldn’t go hard on him at all, or else he will really regret it. Even though he could easily get away with it using the Voodoo doll tactic, he still wanted to make him happy, not make him feel miserable.]

Janus secretly has a soft spot for Virgil because he is a former dark side.

[Virgil gasped and bursted into giggles. “Eehehehehe! Gehehehet ohohout ohohohohof thehehere!” Virgil begged. Virgil zipped off his jacket and lifted up his shirt…Funny…No bugs? Were they invisible? Virgil felt around his belly and found that his belly was as bare as can be!]

I guess the voodoo doll tactic can be quite...deceiving! HA!

Why am I like this…it didn’t even make sense.

[It didn’t take long for his energy to come back thankfully, due to how easy Deceit was on him. Virgil sighed with a smile, and grabbed his headphones to place them on his head. But, just as he put his headphones on, a fluttery feeling started up on Virgil’s ear!]

...I actually completely forgot I chose ear tickles for this part! Talk about a renewed experience!

[Deceit’s smirk got larger as he tickled the different parts of Virgil’s ears. The back of the ears, the front of the ear, the top of the ear flap itself, and even the bit of skull behind the ear was really ticklish! Virgil was giggling madly, shaking his head back and forth and kicking his legs. He was so confused! How were his ears being tickled right now?! Was it some kind of witchcraft?!]

Wow! How did Virgil know?! How did he guess it was witchcraft?!

[Virgil just didn’t understand. And, to make matters worse, he couldn’t properly think with his ears being tickled and teased!

Deceit actually planned it that way. He knew that too many physical distractions would stop his spiraling head. This was for the best.]

Janus is actually very understanding and loving to Virgil, which is very nice to see! I should write more Virgil & Janus moments like this.

[Virgil gasped and suddenly smiled when he felt the feeling of a nice warm hug surrounding him. Virgil didn’t fully understand where the hug-feeling was coming from, but it was enjoyable! Virgil happily snuggled into his bed and cuddled himself into the invisible hug.]

Everyone deserves a nice long hug sometimes. And all the time, depending on the person!

[Oh boy! Deceit was REALLY excited for this session. Logan is known for showing very little emotion, so finding Logan’s ticklish spots and getting him to laugh could be a game-changer!]

Lee Logan be like:

‘shows no emotion. Therefore; laughter is more rewarding when tickled long enough.’

[After a few minutes of quiet looking, Deceit soon found a book on the very subject he was looking for: voodoo magic.]

Because of COURSE Logan has a book on voodoo magic! And this isn’t sarcasm this time! This is genuine! Logan would definitely have a book on voodoo magic in there!

[The Voodoo Doll Spellbook: A Compendium of Ancient Contemporary Spells and Rituals]

This is actually a book I found online! You can buy this book for $32 on Amazon!

[When it was 100% bonded, Deceit started off small. He placed his fingernail onto the shoulder of the doll, and drew a line down to the outside of the elbow and down to the doll’s stump at the bottom, before removing the fingernail.]

[...Logan paused his reading and looked at his arm. Logan examined it, and discovered a potential fear of his had come true: He’s bonded to a voodoo doll! How did- Who in the world has a voodoo doll of HIM?! And WHY?!]

Hahaha! That moment when you’re reading a book about voodoo, then you feel voodoo magic being done on you? That’s not creepy at all! A nOrMaL oCcUrAnCe!

[A large squeak left his mouth as he just collapsed onto the floor in mad giggles. Deceit watched as Logan’s emotionless demeanor just crumbled, and allowed his to fall into such an adorable state only a lean nerd could fall into.]

Presenting, Logan in a nutshell.

[Deceit liked seeing this reaction. It was kinda cute! So, Deceit kicked it up a notch! He placed his pinky finger onto the black button and began drawing circles around the outside of the black button on the doll.]

Janus is just having a jolly ol’ time! He should be a tickle monster more often!

[“Uuh-…Please! That’s my worst spot! I’m begging you!” Logan begged. Deceit lifted an eyebrow. If Deceit wouldn’t have known better, it would’ve sounded like Logan WANTED to be tickled on his hips! So, Deceit did the one thing he 'begged’ for: He squeezed Logan’s hip. “No! NO! NOOHOHOHOHO! HAHAHAHAHAHA! IHIHIHI SAHAHAHAID PLEHEHEHEHEASE! DIHIHIHIDN’T IHIHI?!” Logan asked.]

Janus being a little shit in 5 minutes or less. Also, when does please EVER work?!

[It was here, that Deceit decided to walk out from behind the book shelves and in front of Logan.]

Voila: the big reveal! Janus was behind the voodoo witchcraft all along!

[“Deceit?! What are you do-” Logan started, before pausing his sentence as he noticed the item in his hand. “…You!” Logan reacted, jumping up to confront him. “YOU’RE the one with the voodoo doll!” Logan confronted.]

...Bro...that was so slow. At this rate, Jim Carrey could determine it was Janus before you could!

[“Indeed I am. Are you surprised?” Deceit asked.

Logan put a hand in his pocket. “Yes…I suppose I am. I can see the chances of Remus using this, as much more likely than seeing you with the doll. Then again though…You are capable of manipulation…” Logan explained.

“Manipulation? Don’t you mean…” Deceit started, before lifting up the doll and his finger. “…exposing the truth?” Deceit corrected, ready to tickle Logan when needed.]

oooOOOOH! I can sense the tension! The idea that someone is holding information about your weakness, and is ready to exploit it at any point?! HOLY CRAP!

[Logan’s face visibly morphed into fear. He clenched his teeth nervously.]

See? Even Logan’s unnerved!

[Logan resorted to his usual monotone act. “What…is there to understand? I don’t laugh.” Logan explained.]

Why the fuck you lyin’? Why you always lyin’? MmmmOh ma gahd, stop fuckin’ LYYYIN’!

~Nicholas Fraser, Vine

[“Oh, NOW you cover up your laugh. Let me not remind you that a few seconds ago, you were freely giggling and rolling on the floor.” Deceit reminded. Logan’s eyes widened in fear and shock. He SAW THAT?! OH SHIT!]

Mm hmm, Yes. He did in fact see that. And now you are what the virgins would say: Fucked.

[Logan, growing angry at the dominance Deceit had created over the logical side, Logan ran and attempted to grab the doll right out of his hand. But nope! Deceit dodged it and squeezed Logan’s hip as he ran backwards away from the angry side. Not expecting his hips to be attacked so abruptly, Logan made a whining sound and doubled over desperately.]

..Well that happened. Tried and failed. #1.

[“Not a bad attempt. But, you’re gonna have to try a little harder, in order to get this thing out of my hands.” Deceit warned.

Logan attempted to glare at the evil side, but the glare quickly failed him as the doll’s belly button AND hip was attacked at the same time. Logan let out a muffled yelp and fell onto the ground.

“Interesting: Despite your logical nature, you seemed to believe that 'giving me a glare while I’m using voodoo magic on you’, will help you in any manner. Yet: it doesn’t.” Deceit teased logically...]

...Shit dude! I guess Janus is now the new Logan!

[Logan squeezed his eyes shut and helplessly began to let titters out of his mouth. “See? You’re beginning to break now. It’s probably because I’m using an illogical strategy to get you to laugh. No matter how much you laugh, you will never be able to truly understand: Why does a person laugh when they’re tickled? And, where does it come from?” Deceit proceeded to tease in a logical matter.]

Why are mice ticklish? Why does the world spin round? And one thing I will never know the workings behind: Where do babies come from?

[Logan’s pent up laughter pretty quickly turned into his regular giggles.

“Wow! 2 minutes and 30 seconds! Impressive! Yet, at the same time: unimpressive.” Deceit reacted.]

*crawls under about 10 different blankets and flips off Janus*

[“How, you ask? Well, that’s simple really: You happened to be born with a collection of nerve ending around multiple spots. But, to narrow it down: your hips-” Deceit squeezed his hips. “your belly button-” Deceit booped his belly button with his pinky. “and…” Deceit said with a smirk, before placing his fluttering fingers onto the doll’s inner part of the upper leg. “…Your thighs.” Deceit concluded.]

*screams out of my blanket burrito* “STOP TURNING INTO SHERLOCK HOLMES!”

[Logan couldn’t help his reaction at all! He couldn’t change it either! Logan’s cheeks, against all circumstances, had turned a light red hue! He was blushing! Deceit couldn’t believe his eyes! “Do my eyes deceive me?! Is the logical side…blushing?” Deceit asked.]

*starts slowly going into a lee mood because of JANUS DECEIT SANDERS!*

[Deceit tilted his head as he tried something. Deceit tried fluttering his fingers on the jawline and the back of Logan’s ear…Just to see how he’d react.

Surprisingly, Logan’s giggles heightened slightly as he curled into the strange, but comfortable touch. It was almost a melting spot for Logan. How cute!

“It would seem that Logan has something that everyone lacks according to my knowledge: A melting spot. You, Logan, are capable of melting into a certain ticklish spot…Almost as if you like it. Do you like it?” Logan explained.]

MMMMMMMmmmm why tf is this so CUTE?!

[Logan didn’t want to answer that question. He was NEVER going to answer such an embarrassing question!

Though…Logan’s reputation had been left in tatters minutes before this…so…it wouldn’t hurt, right?

“Fihihihine…Ihihi lihihihike ihihit…” Logan admitted.

Deceit smirked. “I knew it!” he reacted, still giving Logan’s ears ticklish, cute little treatment.]

Awwwwwwwwww!!!!!

[“Hey! Give that back!” Deceit yelled. Logan looked down at it, and smirked. It was a yellow felt heart. Deceit’s bonding heart…]

Oooooh...I forgot about this part! I actually forgot just how long this fanfiction was.

[With the voodoo doll in his hand and the yellow heart in his other hand, Logan could get Deceit back. Only…one problem:

“How does this doll work? Do I have to clip the heart onto the…black square where the heart location appears to be?” Logan asked.]

Congrats! You’ve gotten this far. But now, please let us interrupt your much-wanted tickles with some ‘I don’t know how this works’ kinda humor. Pocket’s fanfictions everybody: A place where filler is expected. XD

[Logan decided to test it. He lifted up his finger, and tried dragging a fingernail down the doll’s right, scaly side. Deceit gasped and hugged his side, showing off a wobbly smile and curling in a little.

“Fascinating…” Logan reacted. Deceit looked up and watched in horror as Logan squeezed up and down the doll’s side. Deceit squealed through his toothy smile and let out a few high-pitched giggles.]

Awwww yeah! REVEEEEENGE!

[“You know: For an intimidating and sneaky side, you have a very high-pitched giggle.” Logan reacted. Deceit only squealed in reply and continued to curl himself further. “How cruel of me…using such a powerful piece of black magic, for such a simple little reason. kinda makes you regret your previous actions…doesn’t it Deceit?” Logan continued to tease.]

*claps proudly*

Ladies and gentlemen: John motherfucking Watson!

[“There we go! That wasn’t so hard. Was it?” Logan asked.

“YOHOHOU’RE SOHOHOHO DEHEHEHEAD!” Deceit yelled through his strong and overpowering laughter.]

Woooow...Revenge seems pretty sweet!

[“Oh, alright. I suppose I can give you a break from the feet.” Logan compromised and removed his fingers. Deceit happily took the break and tried to replace as much oxygen as he could through his body.

But, Logan wasn’t done yet. Not by a long shot.]

No sir! No sir-ee bob!

[Deceit got stuck in Logan’s ticklish wonders for a good 30 minutes. Deceit was completely warn out from all the tickles. Which, how was that fair! Deceit had treated the others really well! Why did HE get the rough tickles?! Well, that’s simple:

What goes around, always comes around…ESPECIALLY if it’s a snake’s doing…]

Aaaaand that’s all folks!

I gotta admit: I loved that. I can see why the fanfic got so much recognition! It was long, it was SUPER TEASY, it was EVIL, and it was fun! I had fun!

I have to now sign off and spend the next hour with my family. I wish you all a wonder 2021! And may we all leave 2020 behind!

#newyear2020

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