art history professor just dropped the bombshell that there is no evidence Socrates was real outside of the writings of Plato. gosh darn it what am I supposed to do about that time in like 9th grade when I was obsessed with "The Trial and Death of Socrates (punkish hoedown demo)" by The Amoeba People

have been thinking SO hard about (french accent) "honhonhon hee I'll go under the sea"

HELP?????

spock , roughly two seconds before doing something so unhinged no one else has even thought of it : good thing i’m a vulcan and i would never do something irrational or illogical lmaoo

Anyway. Bi and Mspec Lesbians aren't a hotly "debated" topic or even new to queer culture, it's just the newest thing that bullies who REALLY want to be homophobic and even racist use to justify harassing gay people they don't like.

It's the thinnest possible veneer of progressive language wrapped around TERF and reactionary rhetoric so that they can feel righteous for forming an angry mob against vulnerable targets. If you're gullible enough to fall for the newest wave of bigotry within the queer community, and turn on your allies because they're "confusing" or "invading your spaces," the SAME way they turned on bi/pan labels, trans people, xenogenders, neopronouns, and aroace people before this, then get lost.

That one dude from that thing . Yknow. Clay bees or something

man I’m so burnt out about shitty Israel-related takes

if youu are scared of talking to me don't ever be i am so friendly and approachable and normal

it's so fitting and clever that one of house's specialties is infectious disease (the other is nephrology, both fall under internal medicine - which, unrelated, is also thirteen's specialty). it's such a small detail, but it seems to me the writers did that deliberately because house's diagnostic style is so clearly inspired and shaped by ID, even when he isn't diagnosing a patient with an infection - his constant insistence on thorough and accurate histories (and getting annoyed when his fellows fail to get them), using clues outside the patient's symptoms alone, digging into patients' lives to find more information, etc

i read about ID docs diagonising someone who wasn't getting better with treatment with lyme disease in 5 minutes out of clinic which saved them from unnecessary surgery, and figuring out someone has psittacosis because of the bird magazine they brought to the hospital. if that's not some the most house-sounding shit ever i don't know what is

EEEeEeEeeeeEEEEEEeEeEEEEEeEEeEeEeE E eEeeeEEEE

(↑ me screaming except it's actually Josey Durango's Theme from "Josey Durango, the Boy Raised by Bullfrogs" and the second part of the story, "Josey Durango and the Great Fly Snag" (2010) by The Amoeba People)

blue sargent for the unhinged ask game?

LOOOOVE HER. funniest thing abt her is she doesn’t have a lot of the issues that other blorbos tend to have so while they’re getting psychologically tortured and having the Worst time she is just vibing. love that for her. NOT saying she doesn’t have problems OBVIOUSLY. but she’s just living her life….she has 3 moms 4 besties and a hot boyfriend with broad shoulders AND she’s the coolest bitch u’ve ever met also.

this is going to make me sound way too online which at this point is a given. anyway I think that online interactions about shared interests are the way I prefer to make friends full stop. like I have been only partially successful in making friends irl and the experience usually gives me so much anxiety that the process of getting there is grueling. but the people I made friends with 7 years ago due to shipping the same anime boys are like, still my friends and we interact multiple times a week. idk what to do with this information hvjklllkjjk

Okay so, according to bodmas:

You do brackets/parentheses first, so that's = 3

Next you multiply your bracket with 2 which is = 6

And 6 ÷ 6 = 1

(sometimes calculators don't properly account for brackets or the correct bodmas, because I can see how the calculator got to 9)

I have two things to say which is that bodmas literally puts division before multiplication so you SHOULD be dividing 6 by 2 before multiplying ANYTHING. BUT ALSO

in the bodmas/pemdas/bidmas/your mom hierarchy, division and multiplication are equals, and so if you're dealing with both, you need to read left to right, it doesn't actually matter which letter technically comes first in your acronym, because the division part of the problem still comes before the multiplication if you read left to right, so you should do the division first

yknow sometimes i feel like. if fandom was a kindergarten playground i've been spending the past several years just sitting in a corner of the sandbox by myself making my little sand sculptures just for myself to look at and maybe there are other kids who come by to take a peek every once in a while but mostly its just me and my shitty little sand sculptures

and now suddenly i've gotten a lot better at my sand sculptures and the playground is a lot smaller and so there are people who know that im good at making sand sculptures and specifically come by to my corner of the sandbox because they like my sand sculptures and sometimes those people are teachers who walk past and give a thumbs up and tell the other kids to come look and its so. new and cool and exciting but also its so different from anything i've experienced before and im not saying thats bad its just. a lot to get used to. im still not that good at playing with the other kids and i still hate having others be around to watch me make stuff because i've never had that before and i have no idea how to.. do.. a lot of this. but it's okay. i'll learn.

WikiHow: how to explode by wishing really really hard

Small upside to today: Got someone irl into Hotelpod and they're enjoying it almost as much as I do.