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match-your-steps · 13 hours

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btw if any of y’all are following me and you’re a Zionist get the fuck off my follow list!!!!!!!!!

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guess what. the semester is over and I need to repot some plants so today I went to the store and bought DIRT. yeah that's right the scientists can't stop me anymore. DIRT DIRT DIRT DIRT DIRT

#referencing how they told me i had to call it soil #dirt class #soil science #dirt

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match-your-steps · 2 days

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transgender

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

#i had to think about this one but.#i had my moments.#just because what i was writing from the ages of 8 to 11 was NOT quality literature doesn't mean i didn’t write it #also i have written alternate universe stuff about my ocs #which technically counts #and i have made one (1) very short fan comic which i will also count

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match-your-steps · 2 days

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"stand on ceremony" well what if ceremony stood on me instead. what about that

#aph germany #hws germany #hetalia #ceremony #standing on ceremony #listen. i dont wanna say more than i have to here. someone else had better pick up on the meaning #hws #aph #not even sure what this actually means tbh #it just felt a little bit necessary

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match-your-steps · 6 days

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tw-twenty decades-

Inspired by a weird Al Song: "I went back in time to last Thursday night (To pay my phone bill on time)"

#this is from everything you know is wrong #which is a very interesting song #i enjoy it #weird al yankovic

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match-your-steps · 6 days

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I would say they must be copying me but I was the last one to sit down. am I the alien /lh

every single person on this bus is sitting on the left side. there are a bunch of boxes of diesel exhaust fluid on the floor in the back. what's going on

#i didn’t even make a very conscious choice tbh #i kind of just panicked and. also sat there #is this a neurodivergent masking mechanism that i had yet to consciously discover #bus #nuerodivergent #diesel exhaust fluid

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match-your-steps · 7 days

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oh thank goodness am on the same bus again (still has all the diesel exhaust fluid in the back) but now people are sitting roughly equally on each side of the bus

every single person on this bus is sitting on the left side. there are a bunch of boxes of diesel exhaust fluid on the floor in the back. what's going on

#although we all are on the left side of each row #bus #public transportation #diesel exhaust fluid

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every single person on this bus is sitting on the left side. there are a bunch of boxes of diesel exhaust fluid on the floor in the back. what's going on

#bus #public transportation #diesel exhaust fluid

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match-your-steps · 7 days

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#was this screenshot taken on a zte blade t2 lite #I'm unfortunately incredibly intimately familiar with that phone and i think i might recognize a few things

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match-your-steps · 8 days

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hot tip do NOT start a final exam at 1am. especially if you woke up 17 hours ago and only got like 3 hours of sleep in the first place and you also already took a different, three-hour-long final exam earlier today and had work before that.

#at least it ended well i think? yeah i think i did pretty well #all things considered anyway #school #college #university #student #hot tip #final exams #finals #sleep

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match-your-steps · 8 days

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have to take an exam. want to listen to music. not allowed to listen to music during exams. i don't want a microchip or anything but is the telepathic ability to transmit music into my brain too much to ask

#school #exam #final exams #music #college #university #microchip #telepathy #science fiction #well I guess anyway.#idk i'm just sad about it #m@gical cure! love shot will NOT give me information that will help me on this exam >:^(#let me listen to it........#i just want it to go into my brain so i can think

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match-your-steps · 10 days

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i think the vast majority of my problems could be solved with a therapist and a chiropractor actually

#oh to be able to cross the street like a normal person #and not like i am simultaneously a young child playing in the front yard vaguely near the street and their parent who is watching them #also i just think there's something for the chiropractor to fix back there probably #therapy #chiropractor #back pain #mental health #ptsd #also other mental problems but that is for me to think about all by myself #which may support my theory about the therapist

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match-your-steps · 10 days

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I have Webkinz Conspiracy theories and I’m about to make it your problem

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Within the realm of Webkinz World conspiracies, there are two main categories: the capitalist degradation of Ganz morality, and the highly suspicious activity in Webkinz World itself.

In terms of Ganz, many of us experienced this hell bent spin into darkness in real time. It was always a bit capitalist trash—read, you have to buy a new plush every year—but where it really started to go south was the introduction of Deluxe. For those unfamiliar, Deluxe was a type of pet you could buy, and then pay a monthly fee to maintain your “Deluxe Account”. Deluxe came with benefits like extra gifts, some fun exclusive games, an exclusive chat room, nothing big. But then, it grew. Suddenly, a game that had been open to everyone for years was Deluxe only. Sending packages was a Deluxe only privilege. Throwing parties. Using chat rooms at all. Arcade games dropped like flies to the ever widening net of Deluxe. Only a few months later, the world is in lockdown, only available to the elite—the Deluxe. There’s separate grocery stores, and the regular W store is picked over to the bone. Only 3 arcade games available. No access to the newspaper. You can’t get certain jobs. You can’t GO TO SCHOOL. The only thing you can do, really, is go work in the mines for the curio shop. Margaret Thatcher laughs from her grave.

And surely, surely there is a light at the end of this tunnel, right? Surely someone has realized that Webkinz World is a ghost town because kids aren’t interested in being bogged down by bureaucratic impediments. Sort of. Ganz has made an app game. The Webkinz are 3D. Cute, right? WRONG. THEY ARE THE MOST TERRIFYING HELL BEASTS AND THEY HAUNT MY DREAMS.

Also the first one is free but the rest (surprise!) cost money. And what’s the benefit of having two or more pets? Well, each pet has their own “spark”, and you can combine sparks with another pet to create, I kid you not, a baby Webkinz.

So here we are. Capitalism has lead to Webkinz sex. I hope they’re happy.

NOW. IN WORLD. We have many wholesome characters, right? Arte Fact, Chef Gazpacho, Tabby von Meow, etc. but there are two that I’d like to talk about today: Dr. Quack and Ms. Birdy.

For years, these two have had seemingly no connection to one another. The newspapers start to report them hanging out. Sure. Then, Ms. Birdy’s look changes: maybe you remember. Now, in the W newspaper, she says in an interview that she’s just changed her hair, because a certain “old bird” likes it that way. Soon after, Ms. Birdy and Dr. Quack announce that they’re dating. (I’m not making this up, this was all in those newspapers we skipped over.)

Cute, right? WRONG. HIGHLY SUSPECT.

See, the thing about Ms. Birdy’s makeover is that it wasn’t just her hair that changed. It’s her ENTIRE FACIAL STRUCTURE. Most specifically, her beak. Previously, it had a distinctive penguin shape. After, it’s shaped like what? A DUCK.

That leads us to Dr. Quack’s “retirement”. If you log on today and slough through the ads, if you try to go to Dr. Quack’s office, it says “Dr. Quack has discovered a cure for all Webkinz ailments and has retired!” 1) What the hell. 2) WHY IS HIS CLINIC STILL THERE THEN, HM?

I believe that Dr. Quack had an obsession with Ms. Birdy and did some Frankenstein type shit to either entirely reconstruct her face OR got a duck from somewhere and fooled the rest of Webkinz World into thinking she was the same, murdering the true Ms. Birdy in the process. Now he can forever be with his lady love. But someone (my money’s on Quizzy) caught on, and exposed him for his crimes.

They shut down the clinic and either hid him away or executed him. I don’t know if Ms. Birdy still runs the adoption center, but in the app game, it’s an entirely new person, so she’s essentially disappeared, too. An imposter? A traumatized Ms. Birdy brainwashed by a man who took it too far?

And what is this cure for all webkinz? Seems like real convenient timing. All your Webkinz dying if you didn’t get a new one every year was essentially government mandated execution if you fell behind making your payments to upper ring. Were they also making the Webkinz sick? Did Dr. Quack release periodic viruses to maintain clientele, and now has released us all from our hostage diseases?

I don’t have answers to these. But I know that vaguely Scottish bastard is evil somehow. And we may never know the extent of his crimes.

#still thinking about it #i aspire to come up with a conspiracy theory this good #webkinz #webkinz next #ms birdy #dr quack #Webkinz conspiracy #conspiracy theory

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match-your-steps · 11 days

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me in 10th grade: I'm about to make it abundantly clear that I think I know how to play risk (the board game) but in fact I have never played and do not know how

#it was a math assignment about zombies #too bad i don't think i have it anymore because hey at least it was definitely interesting #school #high school #risk (board game)#risk #board game

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the sudden memory of that time when I was like 13 and I explained fanfiction and how to search for certain pairings to my second cousin who I only knew through email???? not only that but my example ship was drarry, and I think I've read the same number of drarry fics as I have big chungus x reader fics, which is to say one (1) of them. what WAS that

#fanfiction #fanfic #drarry #email #big chungus #we didn’t even have like a fandom we were bonding over or anything #legitimately don't remember why i even explained it to her #extended family

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match-your-steps · 12 days

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oh yeah but I feel like I should also add a disclaimer here that Battery Acid Is Dangerous, So Don't Do This Unless You're A Professional Who Knows Exactly What You're Doing

today on shocking soil science information, apparently people put battery acid in soil sometimes. on purpose. to help. and it works

#either you could get it right and everything goes well #or everything dies (exaggeration)#soil science #dirt class #battery acid #soil #sulfuric acid #pH #disclaimer

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