#the CANDY
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/dissolves a warhead under my tongue with my estradiol
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argument: Nightmare is well fed on Halloween because the holiday is chalk full of negative feelings, specifically, fear.
counter-argument: Thanks Giving harbors more potential for negativity then all the mainstream american-centric holidays combined, second only to Valentine's Day (for Valentine’s Days specifically: ill timed break ups. loneliness. and said loneliness being rubbed in your face by commerce.)
Halloween is second only to Christmas in it's production of sheer glee.
#orbital chatter#shitpost#hot take: actually halloween would be like a lemon drop to Dream#a little bit sour but mostly sweet coated in powder sugar memories -#- of adventures with your friends after dark#costume parties#the happy thrill of a scare knowing you're completely safe#the CANDY#halloween would be more like an horderve for Nightmare then a full course meal#a speck of negativity coated mostly in positive experiences
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Characters: King Candy/Turbo , The Joker (The Harley Quinn tv series)
Fandoms: DC comics/Disney-Pixar
Relationship: Romantic
Characters: King Candy x The Joker
Fandoms: Wreck-It-Ralph | DC's Harley Quinn
Relationship: Romantic
Submitted by Anon!
Definitely not a ship I ever saw coming haha! But that's the fun part~
Though, I do have to ask how you thought of this ship?? I can't help but think Mr J would absolutely yeet the little cretin into a vat of acid, and it wouldn't be to awaken his inner psycho.
#crossover ship#wreck it ralph#harley quinn tv series#wreck it harley#king candy#the joker#king joker#the candy#jocandy#m/m#romantic ship
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i have violently been playing with strawberry scented slime for the past hour like i am beating the shit out of it im pretending like im in the Blob 1988
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The creator of squid game spending years trying to get his point across that exploiting the poor and desperate for entertainment is bad watching netflix make a spin off of his fictional series where they in fact exploit the poor for entertainment
#me watching the single father of 2 cry because his little candy brokw and now he wont be able to feed his kids#like. idk man
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Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think
#maybe ill draw this when i inevitably get sucked back into pnf at some point dsjfj#phineas and ferb#candace flynn#heinz doofenshmirtz#pnf#candys pnf posting#prty sure thats the tag#sighh didnt get to draw much today and now its close to bedtime😔
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⚠️❗️VERY IMPORTANT POST, PLEASE READ!❗️⚠️
everyone. on christmas day, december 25th, we all search up “halloween” to make it a trending search. it would be the FUNNIEST thing ever to see halloween be a trending search on christmas day. tell all your friends, repost this, do everything you can to make sure we can do this. REBLOG AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.
#halloween#christmas#christmas eve#christmas time#merry xmas#merry christmas#christmas tree#xmas#holidays#happy halloween#spooky season#spooky month#candy#present#presents#festive#happy christmas#its christmas now#thanksgiving#november#google#google search#trending
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Little Gummi and his mummi
#toad’s notes#The amazing digital circus#tadc#gummigoo#What do you mean this isn’t canon#I gave her a candy apron#tadc gummigoo
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Hoping like a fool he keeps his memories. I know it won't happen, but through the power of lying to yourself, anything's possible!
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#black beauty#black is beautiful#black tumblr#melanin#black girl fitspo#black girl magic#black girls of tumblr#black woman appreciation#black women#eye candy
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Crorzoi and Aziraphoyed
#DOGSBANDS#good omens#ineffable husbands#ineffable dogs#good omens fanart#aziraphale#crowley#Dog omens#aziraphale x crowley#aziracrow#golswia art#golswia#Postin the dogsbands i mentioned#enjoy the licorice and cotton candy
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edit: to everyone saying "only half of these are candy" well then fine, pick a "sweet" or perhaps a "confectionery" instead
edit 2 since its such a massive issue: this poll says "candy" instead of "dessert" or another word that might fit better because it started out as just the lollipop hard candy and chocolate bar and i never changed the poll title. i cant change it now. please stop insulting my intelligence over a poll about emojis :)
edit 3: reblogs are now off because i didnt expect this to get as big as it did and i dont like the note spam of having big posts. thanks to everyone who voted (and wasnt rude about this poll)
#also for the gummy/chewy candy crowd#if there was a gummy emoji i wouldve included it#my polls#this is a “valentines” poll technically but its for everyone#emoji based polls#feelgood polls
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The Biblically Accurate Trio in TLT
#it’s not that they don’t have the other two it’s that they all had their smarts privileges revoked#Annabeth lost her street smarts and common sense privileges when she tried to buy all that candy with only $200#Percy lost his common sense and book smarts privileges when he couldn’t figure out he was a son of Poseidon after using literal water powers#grover lost his book smarts and street smarts privileges after trying to reason with Medusa and a cop respectively#they’re all my children tho#don’t worry they’ll get their privileges back#eventually#percy jackson#pjo#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo tv show#percy jackson tv show#pjo spoilers#percy jackson the lightning thief#pjo series#annabeth chase#grover underwood
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if i missed one put it in the tags
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