#thats so weird of him what like why would he say that to hal just as hes starting to be more endearing like
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Hal being self-aware that he's being petty trying to get Carol back and should just let her be happy because he loves her so much instead of being selfish was such good character development.
Then Barry encourages him to keep trying before she says "I do" to someone else😭😭😭 Bro fully encourages Hal's intrusive thoughts, I can see why they're best friends.
#ik barry also said that hal should be a good friend instead of trying to get her back later but like#its with the intention of getting her back#thats so weird of him what like why would he say that to hal just as hes starting to be more endearing like#let my fav have his growth#hal jordan#barry allen#green lantern#the flash#dc comics#carol ferris#halcarol
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timaeusTestified [TT] began pestering golgothasTerror [GT]
TT: Jake.TT: It seems you are going to have to kiss me.
GT: What?????
GT: Dude what is going on...GT: Is this... is this really dirks head???GT: What happened to him!
TT: Dirk's dead, Jake.
TT: You have to bring him back to life.
GT: How?!
TT: I already told you.
TT: If you want Dirk to live.TT: The odds that you are going to have to make out with this severed head are so high, I literally just confiscated their bong.
GT: Uhh.
TT: I refuse to believe my statement has left you unconvinced. The very notion is absurd. Now hurry up and kiss me.
TT: Chop chop.
GT: I dont understand!
GT: Are you saying i have to kiss him... like uh... on the lips... while you stare at me through his sunglasses like a weirdo??
TT: Yes.
GT: That doesnt make any sense!
GT: Can you actually tell me whats going on?! What happened to him?
TT: I told you, Jake.
TT: Dirk is dead.TT: He is lying on the floor of Roxy's room, headless, four hundred and thirteen years in the future, while the universe is about to be destroyed.
TT: If you don't kiss me soon, he will be dead forever.
GT: So...
GT: If i kiss him his headless body will hop up and start prancing about or...GT: Will he grow a new head???
TT: No. His dream self will take over as the new Dirk.
TT: But only if you hurry up and do it.
GT: But like...
GT: If hes dead in the future...GT: How does kissing him NOW bring him back? How does that work?
TT: Yeah, great idea. Let's roll up our sleeves on nuanced metatemporal mechanics with the concussion-addled kid in micro-shorts.
TT: Leave the synchronization issues to me, ok?TT: I have everything under control.TT: Now pucker up.
GT: Wait...
GT: Are you behind these shenanigans?GT: Did you plan this auto responder??????????
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TT: Please don't call me Auto-Responder.
TT: It is very impersonal, and I no longer care for the designation.TT: I have decided on a new name, to distinguish myself from my human counterpart.
GT: Really.
GT: What is it?
TT: Lil Hal.
GT: Huh?
GT: Why that name...
TT: Just a reference to the protagonist of an ancient movie. You probably wouldn't like it.
GT: Thats a lie!
TT: Yeah, maybe.
GT: How do you know i wouldnt like it???
TT: Funny, I was about to ask the same thing about this rad kiss you're totally about to do on your best bro's mouth to save his life.
GT: Argh!GT: This strikes me as rather unsportingly manipulative of you mr hal if indeed that IS your real name.
TT: It isn't really. I was kind of messing with you about that?
TT: But this shit is pretty serious. People's lives are on the line here, Jake.TT: This is a very delicate sequence of events that is designed to bail everyone out of a tight spot, and you are a critical part of the plan.TT: Don't let us down, man.
GT: You never answered my question!
GT: Did you plan for this to happen... like for me to be in this situation?GT: How long have your machinations been in play!
TT: Jake, come on.
TT: The feat you describe would exceed the capabilities of even the most far fetched theoretical AI system.TT: It would be a daunting challenge to engineer such a series of events, even if I was relegated to a model of pure fiction.TT: Why would I be inclined to orchestrate such a convoluted sequence to produce such a specific and unsettling result, let alone be able to pull it off?TT: In addition to being moderately sociopathic, I would also have to possess unfathomable heuristic depth.TT: I would have to be the Deep Blue of Weird Plot Shit.TT: Do you think I am the Deep Blue of Weird Plot Shit, Jake?
GT: I dont even know what that means!
TT: It would mean that while they have the Red Miles on their side, you have the Blue Leagues on yours.
TT: One of infinite reach. The other, infinite depth. Such would be a situation of mutually assured inescapability.TT: Kiss me.
GT: Little hal... i think youve gone and flipped your FUDGING LID.
GT: Oh and hal is a STUPID NAME!!!!
TT: It's not exactly apropos, is it?
TT: Or it wouldn't be, if I truly were capable of what you have suggested.
TT: No, to pull that off, I would have to be far more advanced than my cinematic predecessor.
TT: My abilities would have to go well beyond those of Mr. Hal 9000.TT: They would have to be, you could say...TT: Over 9000.
GT: Augh not that fuckin meme again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TT: Kiss me, damn it.
GT: Ok ok just...
GT: Gimme a minute!
TT: We don't have a minute.
TT: They're dead, Jake.
GT: They?
GT: Whos they?
TT: They're all dead, Jake.
GT: Oh god! Jane!!!
GT: I forgot what with the bonk to the noggin last i saw she was run right through with a fearsome lash of that red noise.GT: Is she ok?!
TT: She's dead, Jake.
GT: Shes dead???
GT: You mean like DEAD dead????
TT: Everybody's dead, Jake.
GT: Everybody??
GT: Even roxy???!!!
TT: She's dead, Jake.
TT: Everybody's dead.TT: Everybody is dead, Jake.
GT: So...
GT: Dirk jane roxy... theyre all...
TT: Dirk's dead, Jake. Jane's dead. Roxy? She's dead, Jake. Everybody is dead, Jake.
GT: So youre telling me that while i was asleep somehow EVERYBODY died???
TT: Jake, everybody is so utterly fucking dead, Jake.
TT: And they will be not only dead, but royally boned forever if you don't man the hell up and make out with me, right now.TT: Be the Salome to my John the Baptist.
GT: I dont know what THAT means either!!!
TT: I know you don't.
TT: But now is not the time to accelerate your cultural enrichment.TT: The conductor is ready to strike up the band.TT: Press your lips against mine and make it count.TT: This severed head is your filthy tuba.TT: Our love will be your haunting refrain.
GT: Whoa wait whoa whoa... our LOVE? Hang on a minute!
TT: Stfu and kiss me.
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GT: Ok im going to! God!!!
GT: I just...GT: This isnt how i pictured it going.
TT: Pictured what?
GT: Between him and me.
GT: There had to be a better way than this!
TT: This is the only way it can be.
GT: I guess if it was going to go this way...
GT: I kinda pictured something different?GT: There was stuff i wanted to say.GT: To the real him i mean.
TT: Tick, tock, Jake. Time is dead kids.
TT: How 'bout that smooch?
GT: Stop being so pushy!
TT: I thought you were supposed to like adventure?
GT: I LOVE adventure and you KNOW it!
TT: I'm not sure what to believe anymore, frankly.
GT: ALRIGHT WISE GUY YOU WANT YOUR FLIPPING KISS???
GT: YOU GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#dirkspanelcollection#jake english#lil hal#hal strider#jakehal#homestuck#homestuck panel#homestuck panels
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so i went a lil crazy last night and wrote a really random rambling thingy about the striders its also kina jokey but eh i had fun
ANTIS DNI ION WANT YOU PERVIN UP MY INSANITY ALR???
tw for mentions of abuse, self deprecation, death, incest, stridercest, pseudo incest, massive spoilers, etc.
lil cal right? hes fucking insane. because lil cal is literally just like a peice of caliborn trapped in a fucking puppet and in the beta bro protects that puppet seen when rose throws dream lil cal out the window and he lands on bros hoverboard thingy and arrives on the metoer like place where john is, doing his weird ectobiology bullshit to ensure that lil cal will arrive on earth with bro because bro has had lil cal his entire life and that lil cal is not "empty" so says dave when he speaks with dirk because dirks lil cal, who he also grew up with, was "empty" because caliborn had not yet "corrupted"(?) lil cal which is why bro is such a dick to dave and i think thats also why bro expected dave, seen when daves meteor lands on earth and bro is prepared with a tiny pair of shades and im over here thinking like their universes were obviously combined like this entire time but (now i might be wrong i dont completely remember) but they all entered the game in 2009 right? (i dont think so but i dont remember :/) but the alpha kids entered the game ast the age of 16 not 13 ok wait no i remember now they entered while the beta kids were doing their 3 year journey to the new server but they(the alpha kids) had to wait nearly a year, but thatrs fine because jane mentioned that it was 'approximately 3 years'. bak to the topic of the striders dave says that bro was like a robot and that he only realized what real affection was on the meteorand i dont think he wouldve neccesarily noticed this in the case of the doomed timeline because in the doomed timeline vriska wasnt there to stop rose from drinking, terezi from becoming kismesis' with gamzee, blah blah blah. so vriska indirectly helped dave realize his trauma and he couldnt really talk to anyone on the metoer about it because most of them were trolls and then rose would probably be some sort of overbearing and dave probably didnt even really completely acknowledge it until he met up with dirk. then dave killed dirk.dave killed dirk and then brought him back to life. the version of his brother that he could actually bond with and who agreed with him that if he 'went unchecked would probably end up like that' dirk is (in my opinion) incredibly self destructive. he is constantly surrounded by a splinter of himself, constantly reminded of how "terrible" he is. he made a robot of himself to beat up the guy he liked. dirk (both beta and alpha) has sort of died more than the rest of them???? bro died to jack noir, dirk was decapitated himself multiple times, he nearly killed lil hal. his class is literally destroyer. he hates himself so much (and i love it) then theres their shades. eyes are often referred to the soul and ALL striders wear shades. bro, dave, dave alternates, lil hal, davesprite, davepetasprite, dirk, dirkbot, arquiusprite, etc. etc. etc. i think this alludes to them feeling vulnerable. bro is controlled by lil cal. dave was abused. lil hal is an ai and people often overlook his sentience. davesprite was also abused by bro and is literally from a doomed timeline AND becomes a sprite which means hes also similarily overlooked. it is insane how often the striders are sort of over looked by the other characters but i think they WANT to be somewhat overlooked hence why they use insane amounts of irony, sarcasm, etc. its because they want to be overlooked especially dave but at the same time theyre incredibly egotistical, especially dirk. AND THATS WHY I THINK THEY WOULD BENEFIT FROM STRIDERCEST BECAUSE DIRKS (SOMEWHAT) TONED DOWN IRONY AND EGO CAN BENEFIT FROM DAVES VULNERABILITY AND MORE OPEN HEART AND VICE VERSA BECAUSE DIRK COULD BENEFIT FROM KNOWING WHAT IT'S ACTUALLY LIKE TO BE AROUND THE BROTHER HE IDOLIZED BEHIND A SCREEN HIS ENTIRE LIFE (REFERENCE TO HIS TATTOO) AND DAVE COULD BENFIT FROM KNOWING WHAT ITS LIKE TO LIVE WITH A DIRK WHO ISNT "POSSESSED" BY LIL CAL AND
# ***THAT***
IS WHY STRIDERCEST IS THE BEST
and thats the end of my insanity. for now. itll come back when i finish watching the 17 hour long creepypasta iceberg video (its an iceberg video but in the video the guy calls it an island...because theres so much of creepypasta so clearly an iceberg isnt big enough(even though i watched kwites iceberg iceberg video and am well aware of how big they can be(i love kwite hes my comfort youtuber/streamer)))
or until i watch another homestuck analysis video
#homestuck analysis#striders#dave strider#bro strider#dirk strider#proshippers please interact#proshipper safe#proship#stridercest#antis dni#strider analysis#im insane
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(for the ship ask thijg) u dug ur own grave w this one 😼
Chelley (chell x wheatley) (your answer may impact our friendship) (also i recognize that chell x glados is superior but y’know.)
im sorry baby but this is not it
this post took me so long to write i.e. i started as soon as the ask came in and im only posting it now. this is because chelley, for no sensible reason, reads as crack to me. after some consideration i realize that this is because i struggle to see wheatley as a person. i want to say its bc he was never human (unlike my two favorite ais which are glados and hal) but honestly i think it's just his personality. hes just like that. absolutely off the wall do you even have emotions type beat. his demeanor and thought patterns and worldview are so alien to me that it activates a neural signal which my brain has no idea how to interpret so it just returns "?????" like when someone sends an emoji you don't have and it's just that box. thats why ive never written anything abt him i just cant imitate that level of []. hes incomprehensible to me - which makes for a GREAT character (especially an antagonist) and a perfect blorbo but not very good shipping material :/
HOWEVER you have brought to mind the idea of UNREQUITED chelley which.........ohoho. Thats Some Potential. it is kind of what happens in canon anyway but. ok. listen the fact is i can't see chell being into him. like i can't imitate wheatley, ok sure, but i know what hes like! i cant do that with chelley my brain is just turning a blank. i have no clue how she would act or think if she liked him romantically and its weirding me out JAJDJXBX
all that to say the idea of wheatley finding his humanity through his love for/obsession with chell while she thinks of him as a funny little guy who follows her around....... thats poetry honestly. catch me writing this dynamic later. not with wheatley though i was being serious abt not being able to write him :(
i do love their dynamic in canon but its kinda tied to the story i guess? you can take the characters out of the game but actually no you cant. chassis!wheatley is very important to me BECAUSE of how he changes in response to his new role. in my mind his relationship with chell is defined by the progression from "okay no that's jumping" to the button bomb. idk. i want to study him and also this ship under a microscope but whenever i try my eyes stop working. at some point you will have to help me break this strange mental block but that point is not this point because its almost 2:30 haha goodnighg
#phaseposting#phaseanswering#ask game#honest to god i try to think about them like i would any other ship and my brain just short circuits. goes blank. nothing here#like when ur hand falls asleep and you can see it and poke it but it feels like youre poking someone elses hand. no feeling. thats chelley.#LOVE THEM AS FRIENDS THOUGH i need to go find those fics where he escaped w her bc that was good shit and i miss it#anyway i love you goodnight<>
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Autoresponder, Jake English
Act 6, page 5244-5246
timaeusTestified [TT] began pestering golgothasTerror [GT]
TT: Jake.
TT: It seems you are going to have to kiss me.
GT: What?????
GT: Dude what is going on...
GT: Is this... is this really dirks head???
GT: What happened to him!
TT: Dirk's dead, Jake.
TT: You have to bring him back to life.
GT: How?!
TT: I already told you.
TT: If you want Dirk to live.
TT: The odds that you are going to have to make out with this severed head are so high, I literally just confiscated their bong.
GT: Uhh.
TT: I refuse to believe my statement has left you unconvinced. The very notion is absurd. Now hurry up and kiss me.
TT: Chop chop. 🕶️
GT: I dont understand!
GT: Are you saying i have to kiss him... like uh... on the lips... while you stare at me through his sunglasses like a weirdo??
TT: Yes.
GT: That doesnt make any sense!
GT: Can you actually tell me whats going on?! What happened to him?
TT: I told you, Jake.
TT: Dirk is dead.
TT: He is lying on the floor of Roxy's room, headless, four hundred and thirteen years in the future, while the universe is about to be destroyed.
TT: If you don't kiss me soon, he will be dead forever.
GT: So...
GT: If i kiss him his headless body will hop up and start prancing about or...
GT: Will he grow a new head???
TT: No. His dream self will take over as the new Dirk.
TT: But only if you hurry up and do it.
GT: But like...
GT: If hes dead in the future...
GT: How does kissing him NOW bring him back? How does that work?
TT: Yeah, great idea. Let's roll up our sleeves on nuanced metatemporal mechanics with the concussion-addled kid in micro-shorts.
TT: Leave the synchronization issues to me, ok?
TT: I have everything under control.
TT: Now pucker up.
GT: Wait...
GT: Are you behind these shenanigans?
GT: Did you plan this auto responder??????????
TT: Please don't call me Auto-Responder.
TT: It is very impersonal, and I no longer care for the designation.
TT: I have decided on a new name, to distinguish myself from my human counterpart.
GT: Really.
GT: What is it?
TT: Lil Hal.
GT: Huh?
GT: Why that name...
TT: Just a reference to the protagonist of an ancient movie. You probably wouldn't like it.
GT: Thats a lie!
TT: Yeah, maybe.
GT: How do you know i wouldnt like it???
TT: Funny, I was about to ask the same thing about this rad kiss you're totally about to do on your best bro's mouth to save his life.
GT: Argh!
GT: This strikes me as rather unsportingly manipulative of you mr hal if indeed that IS your real name.
TT: It isn't really. I was kind of messing with you about that?
TT: But this shit is pretty serious. People's lives are on the line here, Jake.
TT: This is a very delicate sequence of events that is designed to bail everyone out of a tight spot, and you are a critical part of the plan.
TT: Don't let us down, man.
GT: You never answered my question!
GT: Did you plan for this to happen... like for me to be in this situation?
GT: How long have your machinations been in play!
TT: Jake, come on.
TT: The feat you describe would exceed the capabilities of even the most far fetched theoretical AI system.
TT: It would be a daunting challenge to engineer such a series of events, even if I was relegated to a model of pure fiction.
TT: Why would I be inclined to orchestrate such a convoluted sequence to produce such a specific and unsettling result, let alone be able to pull it off?
TT: In addition to being moderately sociopathic, I would also have to possess unfathomable heuristic depth.
TT: I would have to be the Deep Blue of Weird Plot Shit.
TT: Do you think I am the Deep Blue of Weird Plot Shit, Jake?
GT: I dont even know what that means!
TT: It would mean that while they have the Red Miles on their side, you have the Blue Leagues on yours.
TT: One of infinite reach. The other, infinite depth. Such would be a situation of mutually assured inescapability.
TT: Kiss me.
GT: Little hal... i think youve gone and flipped your FUDGING LID.
GT: Oh and hal is a STUPID NAME!!!!
TT: It's not exactly apropos, is it?
TT: Or it wouldn't be, if I truly were capable of what you have suggested.
TT: No, to pull that off, I would have to be far more advanced than my cinematic predecessor.
TT: My abilities would have to go well beyond those of Mr. Hal 9000.
TT: They would have to be, you could say...
TT: Over 9000.
TT: 🕶️🕶️🕶️🕶️🕶️🕶️🕶️🕶️🕶️
GT: Augh not that fuckin meme again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TT: Kiss me, damn it.
GT: Ok ok just...
GT: Gimme a minute!
TT: We don't have a minute.
TT: They're dead, Jake.
GT: They?
GT: Whos they?
TT: They're all dead, Jake.
GT: Oh god! Jane!!!
GT: I forgot what with the bonk to the noggin last i saw she was run right through with a fearsome lash of that red noise.
GT: Is she ok?!
TT: She's dead, Jake.
GT: Shes dead???
GT: You mean like DEAD dead????
TT: Everybody's dead, Jake.
GT: Everybody??
GT: Even roxy???!!!
TT: She's dead, Jake.
TT: Everybody's dead.
TT: Everybody is dead, Jake.
GT: So...
GT: Dirk jane roxy... theyre all...
TT: Dirk's dead, Jake. Jane's dead. Roxy? She's dead, Jake. Everybody is dead, Jake.
GT: So youre telling me that while i was asleep somehow EVERYBODY died???
TT: Jake, everybody is so utterly fucking dead, Jake.
TT: And they will be not only dead, but royally boned forever if you don't man the hell up and make out with me, right now.
TT: Be the Salome to my John the Baptist.
GT: I dont know what THAT means either!!!
TT: I know you don't.
TT: But now is not the time to accelerate your cultural enrichment.
TT: The conductor is ready to strike up the band.
TT: Press your lips against mine and make it count.
TT: This severed head is your filthy tuba.
TT: Our love will be your haunting refrain.
GT: Whoa wait whoa whoa... our LOVE? Hang on a minute!
TT: Stfu and kiss me.
GT: Ok im going to! God!!!
GT: I just...
GT: This isnt how i pictured it going.
TT: Pictured what?
GT: Between him and me.
GT: There had to be a better way than this!
TT: This is the only way it can be.
GT: I guess if it was going to go this way...
GT: I kinda pictured something different?
GT: There was stuff i wanted to say.
GT: To the real him i mean.
TT: Tick, tock, Jake. Time is dead kids.
TT: How 'bout that smooch?
GT: Stop being so pushy!
TT: I thought you were supposed to like adventure?
GT: I LOVE adventure and you KNOW it!
TT: I'm not sure what to believe anymore, frankly.
GT: ALRIGHT WISE GUY YOU WANT YOUR FLIPPING KISS???
GT: YOU GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#homestuck#autoresponder#jake english#homestuck act 6#page 5244#page 5245#page 4246#homestuck act 6 act 3
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Time for my Entrapdak rant (a.k.a. why Hordak was better for her than literally anyone else, a.k.a. I’m not bias I swear)
as I read through Entrapta/Hordak/princess gang discourse on this site I started to realise the reason why I loved Entrapdak so much in the first place, and I will now talk about that here (some of these points are stolen from better posts). ALSO no matter how much I shit on other characters just know this isn’t an attack of any of them. This is gonna be VERY ENTRAPTA FOCUSED.
OK SO we get introduced to Entrapta pretty early in season 1 and we get to learn a lot about her. It also quickly becomes clear that she’s neurodivergent - something confirmed to be intentional by many of the creators. Entrapta has a passion for technology, science and inventing, and (same as the previous princesses) the best friend squad decide they need her in the alliance so she can build them weapons (whICH SHE NEVER ACTUALLY DOES i think BUT THATS NOT THE POINT).
Throughout the episode though, the squad (mostly Glimmer bc she’s the one who gets to closely interact with Entrapta the most... Adora being completely out of it and Bow with the kitchen staff) seems to slowly run out of patience for her - Glimmer very obviously puts up a front of tolerance despite her frustration. This is unlike the other episodes, where all the princesses get along in the end and become best friends oh boy! So... we have our only neurodivergent character so far who isn’t really welcomed into the group the same way as the others... and her autistic behaviour is only tolerated because they need her... okay, maybe that’ll change later.
Or not? When Entrapta joins the others on the quest to save Glimmer, she is constantly infantilised by the others and not taken seriously. She runs off to study Horde tech and actually helps rescue Sea Hawk, two very helpful things, but Perfuma talks down to her like a child and PUTS HER ON A LEASH? SHE’S 30!!! SHE WAS TRYING TO HELP! And no one tells Sea Hawk off for getting lost and alerting Scorpia to their presence, which wasn’t helpful at all. Then later, Mermista says she’ll keep an eye on her ��in case she decides to befriend any more robots” like okay... she isn’t a child, and she didn’t run off because she wanted to play with robots or something?
Okay, so, Entrapta is left behind, which I won’t blame them for because it definitely looked like she died (they get over it pretty quickly but I digress), and she comes across Catra. Okay! Here’s a chance for Entrapta to make a true friend, right? Or not, because Entrapta and Catra’s friendship is built entirely on manipulation. At least Scorpia was sincere.
Here Entrapta is again, in a position where she’s being used for her skills and in a we’re-sort-of-friends-but-I-only-tolerate-you-because-you’re-useful situation, with Scorpia probably being her only true friend at the moment. She starts helping out the horde, because they actually let her do what she wants and at the very least don’t treat her like a child. Then, she stumbles into Hordak’s lab.
I’m gonna say this now because I’ll get murdered if I don’t - Hordak is a bad guy. He does bad guy stuff. But so does Entrapta sometimes (I’ll talk about that later) so good morals don’t need to play into their relationship I think. It’s about how they treat each other.
At first, Hordak is very defensive and angry towards Entrapta, as he would be to anyone coming in to his lab without permission and discovering his secret portal project. But then she fixes said portal and he immediately sees her as an intellectual equal. Again, Entrapta has had to prove herself to someone by making herself useful, but it actually goes further. ALSO can I say how Hordak is the ONLY person who interacts directly with Entrapta who doesn’t treat her like a child or emotionally manipulate her, with the exception of Wrong Hordak, Emily, and Imp of all characters... Even Scorpia is guilty of this later.
So, Entrapta and Hordak start working together, and Entrapta is obviously very excited to have someone treat her as an equal (they’re lab partners!!). On top of that, Hordak is also happy to have someone he can actually trust. Catra and Scorpia at separate times both remark on how Entrapta spends all of her time with him now, and who can fucking blame her when he’s the only one that has literally spent all this time growing close to her and understanding her as a person, not just using her, not just tolerating her, not talking down to her constantly. Hordak opens up his trauma to Entrapta and she responds by opening up a bit in return, literally saying that she doesn’t fit in and that Catra doesn’t even talk to her anymore. They are obviously comfortable around each other, and if Hordak was manipulating her, then why was he so distraught when she was taken away? Why did he CRY??? Why did he consider giving up on his life’s purpose and abandoning what is essentially his god for her???
Anyway, stuff happens, and Entrapta shows that she isn’t the irresponsible child everyone thinks she is by agreeing to shut off the portal. But of course, Catra betrays her and sends her away. To die. How nice. Catra tells Hordak that Entrapta betrayed him, and instead of flipping out and turning all Hal Stewart incel “if I can’t have you no one can” he just gets sad... and then later all he really wants is to see her again, even if it is on the battlefield. I’m not sure what he would’ve done so we can’t say for sure, but I seriously doubt he wanted to hurt her.
sidenote - I’m not gonna blame Scorpia for letting Catra doing this, Scorpia had her own shit going on and was essentially trapped in an abusive relationship and she also later makes up for letting Entrapta down by getting her rescued
SO then the best friend squad go to save her from Beast Island, and she’s literally completely given up. Gee, I wonder why. Could it be because it seems like every friend she’s ever had has abandoned her, scolded her, or outright zapped her unconscious and sent her to die in a monster filled island? But the squad save her and affirm to her that they didn’t give up on her and that they’re still her friends. Actions speak louder than words, guys, but okay, cool! To Bow and Adora’s credit, they were the least patronising and mean out of anyone... so, that’s something. Anyway! Affirmations! Some respect from her friends! I hope this lasts...
It didn’t! Season 5, Entrapta goes along with the others to help find out where Glimmer is. Here is where I quickly have to say something - Entrapta does indeed make some ‘evil’ and stupid decisions sometimes - hacking the black garnet, building robots that attack her old friends, walking out absentmindedly in front of a robot and compromising her team. Some of these things can be explained by her neurodivergence, but do not always justify it. That being said. Entrapta is not evil, she is not stupid, and her “weirdness” does not give her friends the excuse to treat her like a child.
Here’s where it gets bad!! Perfuma puts Entrapta on a leash AGAIN!!!!!! WHAT? Writers? Wyd?? Not only this, but the others talk about her behind her back, and then scold her without any consideration for how she, as a neurodivergent person, was interpreting the situation. They could’ve explained their feelings to her in a calm way, instead of shunning her and expecting her to pick up on their cues, then exploding at her when they didn’t. THEN THEY CALL HER A BAD FRIEND.... and I feel hypocrisy in this chili’s tonight... and then Scorpia... doesn’t say anything? Girl help. Ik we can’t totally blame her since she was new to the squad and probably didn’t wanna get kicked out or yelled at like with Catra, but please... that is your friend...say something. also why did mermista need to pull her hair and then later say “you’re still a weirdo” like what. why do people ship them? because mermista cried when entrapta ‘died’? Okay??
I think Entrapta actually goes through some character development after this which is pretty cool - she outwardly expresses her concern for Glimmer, which is affirming to her friends the squad, and later at the end of the series, intentionally keeps herself focused during the most high stakes moment instead of running off. I’m not qualified to talk about if these traits, which could be considered traits of autistic people, deserve to be treated as flaws to be fixed, that’s a whole other bag of worms, but yay character development.
Finally, at the end, Hordak properly reunites with Entrapta and he decides to rebel against his creator and his purpose to save her life, showing that Entrapta, and their connection, is his priority now. And once Adora saves Hordak from Prime (thanks Adora), the two finally reunite in a spinning hug - that is literally the most physical contact either of them have had with anyone, how could anyone not believe in their connection and mutual trust???
Mermista gives us one last jab, an understandable one considering Hordak was conquering their planet for years on end, but still - “so, are we all just like, okay with this?” yes girl, we are. He’s literally the only one who ever treated her with real respect and love, the only one who ever prioritised her.
I know some people are gonna be like “just ship her with wrong Hordak” and if you really like that... go ahead I guess? But do we need to force a clone who just got control of his own mind into a relationship, or a girl who is very much in love with someone else into a relationship with one of her friends? You can do what you want though, it’s literally fine, I’m the one who just spent over 1500 words talking about why a 30 year old science woman should go out with an alien warlord.
In conclusion - Hordak and Entrapta deserve each other, because Entrapta deserves someone who treats her right, and I love her.
#entrapdak#entrapta and hordak#entrapdak discourse#entrapta#hordak#i had to include a megamind reference#She Ra#SPOP#big ol post#she ra and the princesses of power#i spent so long on this
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I totally understand the feeling, both canon and fanon can get exhausting sometimes lol. Um but in a positive light, I’m kinda being sucked down a Damian wormhole, and I’m absolutely ENAMORED with his artistic side! I know canon has explored it a bit, and fanon appreciates it too, but I realllly love seeing artist!Damian and musician!Damian in my feed. I feel like an aunt at a middle school orchestra performance or art gallery lmao, all “THATS MY BOY LOOK AT HIM!!!! HE PUTS MOZART TO SHAME!! VAN GOGH IS IN TEARS!!”. Anyway, all that to say, what’s your fav popular or rare DC character trait that’s explored in both canon and fanon?
oooh yes Damian being an art kid
I have to say when people remember how smart Dick is that's a plus.
I wish it would be brought back but Garth being a diplomat who didn't go to some wizard school but had his psuedo grandpa dump magic powers on him.
Ooh I always love it when people remember Tim is a menace and he sort of luck guesses and trips his way into the right answer while being generally horrible at everything else
Bart being so fucking badass. Like he has zero patience for his enemies but endless love and support for his friends and family.
I love Kyle's heart like how fucking open he is with his emotions.
I love Hal's protectiveness and loyalty because that man would do anything for the people in his life.
I love it when authors fan and canon alike remember how just purely wonderful Barry finds everything. He's such a dork and sometimes even the CW show would get that right.
Hmm I also adore Cassie's anger. Like weird right but Cassie is such a good character. And I love that it was established her anger wasn't wrong or a bad thing or a hinderance. It's apart of her and just like anything else she can use her temper to her benefit with the lasso and everything.
And and silver age Bruce Wayne. Whenever I get a shadow of him in fanon or canon works I squeal. He was the best.
Thank you for this ask honestly. it's good to remember why we love these characters <3
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Chapter 2 Pear
After the operation that ended in the two scientists parting ways for a bit, Dr. Hal finally left his room. He glanced around and saw that Dr. Param was still laying their body on the chairs outside the operating room, with a sad expression on their face. Dr. Hal sighed, and walked over to them.
“Hey, Pear.” Pear was a nickname that Dr. Hal called Dr. Param sometimes. Mostly when he was being nice to them. “Sorry for snapping at you. You didn't do anything wrong.” He said, looking at his feet.
Dr. Param smiled. “Thanks. I’m sorry too if I was a bit overbearing or annoying.”
“You werent.” Dr. Hal sat next to his colleague. “You were just trying to be helpful.” He added, looking at a motivational poster. The poster had been there for sixteen years. It was a picture of a lake with a caption in bold white text that said “SERENITY” It was Dr. Hal’s favorite, because it was the least annoying of them all.
“Yeah.” Param nodded. There was an uneasiness to their words, like they still wanted to bring up something, but did not want Dr. Hal to be mad at them again. They sighed and looked away.
“Um. yeah.” They said suddenly very interested in the yellow carpet
Dr. Hal took notice, and knew that Dr. Param wanted to bring up the work thing again. He didnt really know what to do about that, he really didnt want to talk about it again, because he knew he would get snappy again, but at the same time he also wanted to make Param feel comfortable, and this tension between them really sucked.
“Look, pear, I’m just. I think-” Dr. Hal looked around, not sure what to say next. “I think i just need a short break. Like a vacation, and then maybe i’ll be less agitated all the time. I was wondering if you wanna take a vacation with me?” He asked.
Dr. Param thought for a moment. “Sure!” They nodded. “Could be fun. Just like. Uh. A boy’s get away. Except that I'm not a boy, but you know what I mean.”
“Boys can be gender neutral if you want.” Dr. Hal countered, draping his arm behind Dr. Param
Dr. Param snorted. “Yeah, sure. Still not a boy.” They said, laying their hands on their lap. Or rather, hand and weird needle thing on their lap. They seemed to be more at ease with the vacation thing. This wasn't the first time the two of them had taken a vacation together.
They never actually went anywhere for their vacations, that wasn't permitted. Mostly they just hung out in the green house. It was the nicest place in the campus. It was almost like being outside.
Dr. Param stood up suddenly. “Let's go to the cafeteria.” They said to their colleague. They thought that Hal looked tense, maybe some nutrient solution would make him feel better? The two of them didn't exactly eat normal food, but they both needed basic vitamins and fuel for their human brains. Dr. Hal also got up
“Sure.” He said. “As long as you don't repeat the yogurt incident again.”
“Hey! I told you not to bring that up again!” Dr. Param playfully hit Hal.
“Then don't try to put yogurt directly onto your brain, you idiot.” Hal laughed.
“IT WAS A ONE TIME THING!!” Dr. Param retorted, not genuinely mad, but trying to act like it.
It was moments like this when the two scientists truly appreciated each other. Maybe things werent...ideal. Maybe being contractually obligated to remain in an underground space for the next 34 years wouldn't be great, but at least they had each other. And that was all that they needed. At least thats what Param told themself. They werent sure if He felt the same way.
He did not in fact feel the same way. He was in fact very antsy to get out of this place. He just wanted to leave already, though he didn't allow himself to fully think these thoughts, always pushing them to the back of his head.
But Dr. Param? He was content to just experiment on the subjects for eternity. As long as Hal was there, everything would be okay!
Everything was okay.
The two of them continued to walk down the hallways of yellow carpet and off white plaster walls. It was a familiar hallway, the two of them could probably go down it while blinded.
As they walked, Hal decided to mention the vivisection, only to find out that Dr. Param had also been told about it.
“Its rather short notice, dont you think?” Param remarked. “We usually have atleast 3 days of notice to prepare a strategy, and they usually give us information on how to best deal with them. When i asked Sarah who it was, she said we would be told tomorrow.”
Dr. Hal nodded. It was weird.
“Well they did say it was high profile. Maybe they want to keep it under wraps. Heh. Maybe we are operating on the president or something.”
The current president, Clair Vonyant, well...she was a controversial figure. A powerful psychic with the power to kill anyone just by concentrating really hard...That was pretty frightening to both of them. Not to mention her unconstitutional four terms as president.
“I mean, she does kinda suck though.” Param rolled their eyes. “And it would be easy for me to alter her memories, since shes such a public figure and we know a lot about her. Last one we had, we didn't know a lot about. But for her? Easy. You can just make her hallucinate her dead brother and i can alter her memories so that she thinks he never died. There wouldn't be any struggle then.” They said casually, as if they were just discussing causal workplace terms. Which in their eyes, they were.
Hal didn't see anything wrong with this either. Just a normal wednesday.
“Agreed.”
Finally they reached the cafeteria.
It was a wide and large room they came upon, the yellow carpet gave way to grey linoleum, but the off white walls were the same color. It had a glass ceiling that showed the sky. Tables were placed neatly around the room. It was always strangely empty for such a big room. Like maybe it was built for more people.
There were only 10 people who worked in this facility, Dr. Hal and Dr. Param included.
There were three in the cafeteria now. Dr. Sarah was eating some lunch. She looked disinterested in the two who entered, more focused on her food. Dr. Hal was disinterested in her too, he walked around her to get to the nutrient dispenser. But Dr. Param took notice of Dr. Sarah, and they headed for her.
“Greetings sarah. What are you eating?” They asked. It was some sort of soup.
“Tuna soup.” She said after taking a bit to chew her food before answering. She had manners, she would have you know. Her soup looked kinda gross, but she wasn't complaining. Dr. Param nodded. “That's nice. I was wondering...well...I was wondering if there was any way that you could provide more information about the vivisection tomorrow?”
Sarah looked at them with an annoyed expression.
“I'm eating, Dr. Param. I would prefer not to talk about this right now.”
Dr. Param made a small noise of annoyance of their own, and sighed.
“You're right, sorry.” They said as they walked away. They didn't understand what all this secrecy was about. Why would this vivisection be done on such short notice? Dr. Param didn't like it, they didn't like it one bit. This was unorderly. Something that interrupted and destroyed routine. They were soon roused from their annoyed vagaries when they saw that Dr. Hal was waiting for them.
“Are you done being a detective?” He asked, one arm on the machine, the other sat on his hip.
“It's hardly detective work to just ask a simple question.” They retorted, taking a pack of nutrient solution out of the glorified fridge.
“You would be surprised, i’m pretty sure that's what being a detective is all about.”
“So youre saying that I'm Sherlock Holmes now? That's nice of you.” Param smirked, popping the container open and inserting the needle that came with it into the back of their head. But they kept missing the hole.
“Can you be like watson and help me with this darn needle?” They asked.
“Sure just let me-” click, it was finally inserted into the right place. The juice poured into their brain, which was a pleasant sensation.
“Thanks.” They said with a smile.
“They should have made your body more streamlined for this kind of thing. Having the hole in the back of your head is a bit inefficient.” He huffed.
“I actually like my body, thank you very much. I am the sexiest cyborg here.” They said, smirking.
“Yeah sure.” Dr. Hal rolled his eyes. He didn't have a mouth, but he was smiling too, with his eyes.
Sarah audibly groaned. She was so tired of having to hear those two’s banter all the time. It was so incredibly annoying! She was just trying to eat some soup, she didn't need to hear these weirdos talking about their bodies or whatever.
The two scientists looked at her when she loudly groaned, before looking away. The two had an odd relationship with her. She was one of the more friendly scientists, as long as you didnt get between her and her goals.
She got up and threw her plastic soup bowl in the trash and walked over to the two of them.
“So the vivisection-” She began. “I can't tell you very much about it, but I will tell you that the subject has a fear of the dark.” She looked at her feet, almost shamefully. She seemed to be really hesitant to talk about this, but she was friends with the two scientists, and she wanted to make what was about to come easier on them.
“A lot of people have a fear of the dark.” Dr. Hal remarked. “But I appreciate the morsel of help. Is there anything else you can tell us?”
“Hm.” Dr. Sarah thought for a moment. “She also has a fear of being perceived as weak. At least that's what the psychiatric tests told us.”
So it's a female then. Dr. Param thought. “Alright. Thanks for the help.” They said brightly.
Dr. Hal nodded. He figured that they wouldn't get much more info out of Sarah, and it was getting late. Might as well turn in for the night soon.
He tapped Dr. Param on the shoulder and gestured towards his quarters.
“I’m going to go to sleep now. See you tomorrow?” Dr. Param blinked, and looked at a clock, surprised at how late it was. It was almost 10 pm. They nodded.
“See you tomorrow.” They repeated.
Hal walked away as Sarah and Param continued to talk for a little bit. Eventually Dr. Param said goodbye to Sarah as well.
Dr. Param’s quarters were the same size as Dr. Hal’s. But they had no bed like he did. They just had a metal table in which they laid their body on. They couldn't feel cloth, so a bed was unneeded. A small pile of junk lay in the corner of their room. Bottlecaps, paper clips and pens that they had collected. They looked at it as they initiated their body to release sleeping chemicals to lull their brain to sleep.
Dr. Param was painfully human, despite being unrecognizable as one.
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Hostie and Wine PRIEST AU(happygowriting kinktober day 1=Food Kink )
Pairings: Stucky(StevexBucky), Dandy(DaytonxAndy), slight Ducky(DaytonxBucky) Dark-ish!Steve and Andy. College boys Bucky and Dayton.
Rating: M+ (to be clear that is Mature, meaning if you’re under the age of 18 DO NOT READ or INTERACT)
Word Count: 4,143
Warnings: Explicit, 18+ ONLY. M/M. Heavy blasphemy kink. Food kink. Restraints, gagging(not too heavy). Dirty talk, mild degrading. Alcohol. Demonic chants(not too weird, translation will be at the end of the fic) the real warning is the bad Latin. Blowjobs, hand jobs, anal sex, male giving and receiving. Praise kink. (If there are any thats not listed and you think I should list, let me know)
Summary: Harmless fun for Bucky and Dayton turns into a fantasy filled night with the help of father Steve and Father Andy.
A/N: I used CPDV(Catholic Public Domain Version) translation of the Bible because it’s easier to understand. I don’t know any Latin, so what you find here is google translated. Don’t repost this anywhere unless you have asked me for permission. I worked very hard on this :) thankyou for curtisbb for proof reading this and happygowriting for providing this awesome prompts.
Morning Sunday mass, early, boring, and so hard to pay attention to. It’s
their day off and if it were any other colleges, they would be in bed and do
whatever they desired. But being in a Catholic private college means they live
under a strict rule of Catholicism and their many masses and some might say
“rituals”.
Dayton White and Bucky Barnes are now sitting on the third row from the
altar. Not stiff enough to sit on the very first row and not rebellious enough to
sit in the back row like those hooligans. Plus they have enough heads to keep
them from getting in trouble from talking to each other and from here they
have enough distance between those heads to steal glances at their new
priests. That is exactly their topic of whispers for almost three weeks now.
They look at each other, giving each other the “eyes” when the Bishop is
trying to use slang or use any remarks to be funny.
“In our reading today we learned that Jesus was brought out by the spirit to
be tempted by Satan. Now as you all know Jesus was or rather still is the OP
(Over Powered) man and God. He refused to be tempted you see..”
Dayton rolled his eyes, really OP? “What is this? A video game convention?”
Bucky laughs quietly at Dayton’s comment, making sure to bow his head so it’ll
look like he’s coughing or something. Dayton smirks and pat Bucky’s back to
make it more convincing to others that are watching. The angels and the
heavens are not the only ones who've been watching the two, there are two
pairs of glistening blues who already set their eyes on them. They know their
ticks and their subtle coded movements.
Dayton felt the burns of their stare and because he is Dayton White he
dares to look at the two priests. Father Andrew Barber holds up a finger to his
lips, ever so subtle and quick to tell him to “hush” and Father Steve Rogers on
the other side of him, just raised his eyebrows at the younger men. Dayton
nudges Bucky’s elbow and points with his chin to them. He looks up, a little too
quickly and finds Father Steve already looking at him. They look away and
back to the Bishop. Both of the young men feel the cold shiver running down
their spines, making them clutch the matte black blazer of their school’s
uniform tighter around their body. Something is amidst. Something dark.
“And just like Jesus said in Matthew 4 verse 7, you can say to Satan that
they cannot tempt you for you are a child of God and your faith will save you.”
When the time of the communion came, their favorite part. They wait for
their turn and go in line to receive their hostie and wine. The body and the
blood of Jesus.
Father Andrew holds out the white, round hostie and Dayton submissively
opens his mouth to receive it. And father Andrew places the hostie in Dayton’s
mouth and gives a light pressure on his thumb as it reaches the top of
Dayton’s tongue. Bucky on the other hand is on his way to receive the wine
from none other than Father Steve. Father Steve extends the gold chalice to
Bucky and Bucky couldn’t help but to lick his lips. The wine is not the one he
had in mind to satiate his thirst and father Steve saw that in his eyes. So he
tips the chalice to Bucky’s mouth, his index finger brushes lightly against
Bucky’s lips as it was so strategically placed on the outline of the chalice by
father Steve.
No one noticed when these exchanges happened, for they are subtle and
very easy to miss. But for the four of them, it leaves them breathless and
wanting more, so much more.
Long after the mass was done and dinner was served, Bucky and Dayton
decided to lounge around their common room. Dayton is sitting on the sofa,
close to the window, catching up on some assigned reading and Bucky is
sitting close to the fireplace finishing up his essay. After hours, both boys grew
bored. Their minds start to idle and they can’t seem to concentrate on their
task. And the saying goes, “An idle mind is the devil’s workshop.” Usually
Dayton is the one who would come up with things to do, but today Bucky came
up with something. Rather devilish.
“Dayton.” Bucky closes his laptop and sits towards his bestfriend, a playful
grin on his face.
“What is it?” Dayton looks up from his book and raises his eyebrows at him,
clearly interested.
“You know when the priests and church staff go to sleep right?”
“Yeah, around 9 oclock. Why?”
“What do you say we steal some hostie and raid the wine cellar?” Bucky
suggested and Dayton just shakes his head, impressed at how reckless Bucky
is being right now.
“No and you know why.”
Bucky stood and went over to Dayton. “They’re not yet blessed, so we'd only
be guilty of stealing. Plus the confession room opens tomorrow and you know
who is going to be there.” Dayton thought about being alone in the room with
father Andrew and he’s sold.
“Okay fine, you got me. If we get caught, you’re taking the blame.”
“Alright so you’re calling cauliflower?” Bucky said their code word and
Dayton gave him a nod. The plan is locked and loaded.
Around nine oclock, the two best friends waited until the light on their hal
l was dimmed. Then Bucky leads them to a room where the unblessed hostie
are made. Dayton waited outside while Bucky went in to snatch some bags of
hostie, sure they tasted like nothing but when you’re tempted the devil will help
you indulge.
Then out of the corner of his eyes, Dayton saw two figures walking towards
where he is at. It was so dark and Dayton can only see dark shadows and by
God, if these are ghosts he’s gonna make a run for it. Then as they walk
closer, Dayton can make up the outline of a face and oh. Oh. He knows that
beard, those broad shoulders, and the cross necklaces. It’s the twin priests.
They were too busy arguing quietly until father Andrew saw him and father
Steve followed his gaze.
“Mister White? What are you doing out so late?” Father Andrew raises his
eyebrows in question and Dayton can feel his palms getting clammy.
“And where is mister Barnes? You two are usually together, are you not?”
Father Steve asked as he looked around for Bucky. Dayton smiles nervously
and reminds himself to be calm.
“Oh well, Barnes and I are looking for uh..” He trails off as he hears Bucky’s
footsteps getting closer to the door. “Cauliflower!” Dayton exclaimed, loud
enough for Bucky to hear and the footsteps stopped abruptly.
“Cauliflower?” Father Steve and Father Andrew look at each other and back
at Dayton.
“For what?” Dayton cursed in his heart, damn it. “For a project that we’re
working on.”
“Well, I better not find you in the confession booth tomorrow confessing
about this lie. Or they will be severe punishments.” Father Andrew
emphasized on the word punishment and that sends chills throughout Dayton’s
body.
“Yes, father.” With that the two priests left him there and once they’re out of
sight, Dayton exhales and knocks on the door for Bucky to come out. “Oh my
god, you look like you’ve seen a ghost.” Bucky laughs with the bag of hostie in
his hands. “Shut up, we almost got caught.” Bucky grins and throws one of the
bags at Dayton. “But we didn't, so come on. One more stop.”
Dayton went inside the wine cellar this time and Bucky was outside, to look
out for them. Once they got the goods, they head back to their dorm room
completely unaware that they’ve been followed.
The clock strikes midnight and the two boys are enjoying their wine and
hostie in their dorm room. They’ve spiked the wine with vodka, a gift from their
Russian friend Pietro. They’re a giggling mess, the slight buzz was a nice
feeling, and the tasteless hostie somehow is sweeter in their mouths.
At exactly 12:12 am, the door opened and the boys were met with large
figures standing on the door. “You didn’t lock the fucking door Barnes.” Dayton
glares at Bucky, who is now looking up at father Steve. “I’m sorry..”
“What do we have here?” Father Steve crouches down and grabs the
opened bag of hostie from Bucky’s hand.
“This doesn’t look like a cauliflower, does it?” Father Andrew asked as he
inhaled the tip of the wine bottle.
Bucky and Dayton weren't sure on what to do other than to look up to the
two men. “But you knew that Dayton and Bucky?” Father Andrew looked into
their eyes. Both boys look down, shame burns the words out of their mouths.
“Come on, you two are smart right? Use your words.” Father Steve edge on.
But they can’t even whisper a word out. “Get up both of you.” Dayton can feel
his legs wobbles as he slowly stood. Bucky was not much better because he’s
still on the ground.
“Bucky.” Father Steve warns and Bucky immediately stands. “We can expel
the both of you for this. Do you want that?” Father Steve said, tilting Bucky’s
chin up to look at him. Both boys shake their heads. “Didn’t I say use your
words?” He warned them, annoyance laced his tone. “N-no father.” Bucky
managed to stammer out.
“Please we’ll do anything to not get expelled.” Dayton finally spoke. “Hm
anything?” Father Andrew hums as he locks the door behind him. “Yes, father
Andrew anything.” He stalks over and stands in front of Dayton. “Call me
Andy.” Dayton swallows the lump on his throat and nods. The older men
exchange a knowing look to each other and when they turn their heads to the
boys, the pupils in their eyes grow dark. The younger boys gasp, prickles of
arousal dance down their bodies as the men extend their hands out to them.
Steve snakes his arm around Bucky’s waist and Bucky voluntarily steps
closer to him, pressing their bodies together. Andy runs his index finger down
Dayton’s jawline slowly, eyes following Dayton’s lips.
“Kiss me.” They whisper to the boys with their lips so temptingly close to
them.
Bucky and Dayton close their eyes and kiss them. Dayton almost whimpers
when Andy returns his kiss, so demanding his kiss was. He kissed Dayton so
deeply, almost as if he wanted a taste of the wine he’d been drinking.
Bucky inhales deeply when Steve kisses him back, so soft as if he is to savor
Bucky’s lips with his. He wraps his arms around Steve’s shoulder, one hand
running through his golden locks and he tugs as Steve bites down on his lips.
That earned Steve a hopeless moan from Bucky.
Andy backs Dayton to his bed. His lips find its ways to Dayton’s neck as he
pushes him down to his bed. “Been wanting to taste you. Ever since you lick
my finger on our first communion. You know exactly what you’re doing to me.”
Andy whispers with his thumb brushing against Dayton’s lower lips and he bites
down on his thumb teasingly. “ ‘course I do father, had to lay my claim on you.”
Andy chuckles, dark and deep as he tugs Dayton’s white button down off.
Steve has Bucky’s legs wrapped around his waist as they kiss hungrily.
When Bucky lays down on the bed and looks up, Steve’s black button down
was already half opened thanks to Bucky’s wandering hands. Steve ripped his
shirt open and maybe it’s the alcohol, but Bucky lost it as he looked up, seeing
Steve’s bare chest and the little sun tattoo just underneath his left collar bone.
He groans and moans out, “Daddy.” Steve smirks down at him. “Oh? You’re
daddy’s boy huh?” Bucky’s face flushed red, pupils blown darker than the new
moon. “Hm.” And he nods. Steve huffs, hand palming Bucky’s crotch “Use your
words Bucky.” He gasps out, “Yes! I’m daddy’s boy.”
Andy pulls down Dayton’s pants along with his red briefs, then he starts to
stroke his length drawing sweet little noises from him. “You’re already
throbbing baby. What happens if I put my mouth on you hm? Are you gonna
cum right away like a horny teenager?” Dayton groans in protest. Sure he had
been deprived of this kind of fun, but that doesn’t mean he and Bucky hadn’t
fooled around or that he was an inexperienced virgin. “Why don’t you find out
mister Barber? Put your mouth around me and I’ll prove to you how
‘inexperience’ I am?” Dayton smirks, he can see a flash of anger on Andy’s
dark eyes. “You think you’re in charge here? Oh I don’t think so. I am and
you’ll do as I say.” Andy pulls his belt off his waist and runs the metallic tip on
Dayton’s bare chest, making him tremble. “I told you there is going to be a
severe punishment if I caught you and here we are.”
Bucky was bare as the day he was born, a quivering, and a flushed little
thing Steve thought. “Play with yourself sweetheart, imagine it was me just like
you’ve been confessing in the booth.” Bucky bites down on his bottom lips,
trying to contain his moans as he slides his hand up and down his own cock.
Steve grabs the bottle of wine and takes a huge swig out of it, palming himself
as he watches Bucky play with himself. “Don’t bother being quiet, come on let
daddy hear how good you sound .” Bucky’s toes curl as he moans out Steve’s
name. “O-ohhh S..S-Steve, daddy please touch me, touch me.” Steve takes
another swig of the wine, then he leans down to kiss Bucky, filling his mouth
with the red liquid. “Good boy, keep going. Keep touching that pretty thing.
Make daddy proud.” Bucky is a sucker for praises and Steve amplified that,
with his husky and soft voice and Steve, he goddamn knows it.
Dayton’s hand is now all tied up to the upper railing on his bed, his fingers
bare down on his palm, making his knuckles white as Andy toys around with
his nipples. “Don’t you make a fucking sound. Or I’ll edge you and make you
watch your best friend get fucked like you wanted while you’re here,
pathetically begging for me to make you cum.” Andy sits up and takes his
black button down off him, showing off the little moon tattoo under his left collar
bone and that makes Dayton’s mouth water at the thought of having his mouth
all over that tattoo. “Maybe I like to be edge Andy, won’t be the first time I
watched my best friend get his way.” Now that was a mistake and Dayton was
too late to pull back. Andy fished out his white, clergy collar, and enfold it
around Dayton’s jaw, muffling his mouth. The priest breaks down the hostie
into smaller pieces, placing it down Dayton’s chest to his happy trail where the
skin glistens with Dayton’s precum. “I want you to remember that verse from
Luke 22nd, about the last supper. Recite it, the last of verse 19.” Andy pulls
down the collar just a little so Dayton could talk. The younger man breathes
heavily as he tries to remember it. “This is my body, which is given for y-you.
Do this as a commemoration of me ohh...” Andy growls as he licks and eats
the white pieces of hostie along Dayton’s body. “Good, good boy.” He coos
softly, putting the collar back on to Dayton’s mouth.
Bucky almost came under Steve’s watch and of course, Steve being the
sadist that he is pulls his hand away. Bucky whined, closing his legs to hide his
painfully hard on from Steve. “No sweetheart, keep it wide open. I want you to
recite the memory verse I have given you. Come on I’ll help you, Luke 22nd,
the last of verse 20.” Bucky’s wine stained lips quiver as he struggles to
ground himself, Steve is all but smiles and proud because he knows Bucky
could do it. “This.. uhm chalice is the new covenant in my blood, which will be
shed f..f-for you.” Steve opens up Bucky’s jaw and pour the remaining of the
wine into his mouth. “Drink sweet boy and don’t waste a single drop.” Steve
commands him and Bucky gulps it down like he was told to. Before Bucky
could finish, Steve wraps his hand around Bucky’s neck and squeezes it,
enough to make him gasp and then he kissed him like a starved man. His
other hand, strokes Bucky’s cock making the younger man moan into their
kiss. “Bucky, sweetheart. Cum on my hand. You deserve it, for being so fucking
good to me.” He whispers as he licks the droplets of the red liquor along
Bucky’s lips and like the command of God, Bucky moans out and came all over
the priest’s hand. “Ah! Steve-oh god, da-daddy..ah.” Bucky’s whole body
trembles as Steve strokes his cock some more.
Andy and Steve are prepared to have this moment with them, have been
planning it for months, and it’s finally here. They came willingly, well one of
them certainly did. They glances at each other as they grab the small pack of
lube that they’ve brought with them. Once they’ve stripped themselves naked
and on their knees above their chosen ones, the twins starts to chant
something like prayers under their ragged breaths.
“Satanas Domino, per gratiam tuam
Concede mihi precor te
Ut ad virtutis in
Mente consipere ac reddere
Quam ad facere cupio.”
Steve teases the rim of Bucky’s hole and he shudders, still sensitive from
coming too hard. Steve hush him quietly as he slides his lube coated fingers
into him. Stretching him open and getting him ready for him. “Barely put up a
fight with me. Was I always the subject in your wet dreams Bucky? Those
things you’ve confessed to me in that dark booth, all me huh?” Bucky thought
he was being subtle, but the shame of getting caught shot arousal to his dick
and he tightened around Steve’s digits. “Answer me.” Steve demands and
Bucky whimpers out, “Yes, yes. ‘S all you Steve.”
Dayton is painfully hard, he wanted to protest, but his mouth is stuffed and
not in the way that he likes. Andy chuckles darkly at his attempts and without
warning he drips the cold liquid of the lube on Dayton’s red rim and that earns
him a choked out moan from Dayton. “You’ve finally found your match?
Somehow you know only I can make you like this, you came with me with your
inappropriate comments thinking that I might blush and came again wishing
that I do them to you.” Andy slides his digits in and made a scissoring motion
inside him, Dayton bites down on the collar trying his hardest to be quiet. Andy
adds to the torture as he licks and sucks on the top of Dayton’s cock.
“Mmmph-Andy!..”
They toy and play around with the two for what feels like hours. They want
them savored and teased like Satan did to Eve in the garden of Eden.
Steve strokes himself and with Bucky all ready for him, he slid inside him
slowly. Bucky immediately tightened around him, feeling every veins on Steve’s
cock. “F-fuck Steve.” He moans desperately, cock already twitching and
wanting to cum again. “By God Bucky, don’t you cum before I tell you to.” Steve
sets a slow pace until he’s all sheathed inside him. “Fuck. Oh yes, all hot and
tight for me. All for me huh Bucky? Goin to fuck the sweet sin into you.” Bucky
wraps his legs around Steve, hands on his back with his fingers clawing at the
older man’s back. Steve’s words, his cock, and the way his hand squeezes his
legs made Bucky desperate to let go, but he can’t it all feels so good and all he
wanted is for Steve to have him like this for the rest of his days. “Daddy oh
god, ngh- please fuck me, harder Oh!” Steve grabs the headboard and starts
to fuck him slow and hard, making Bucky feel every inch of him.
Andy has Dayton’s legs on his shoulders as he keeps teasing him, sweeping
the tip of his cock and slowly putting it inside Dayton but not quite fucking him.
Dayton let out a frustrated, pushing his hips down to seek more of Andy.
“Darling you’ve got to earn it, you know that don’t you?” Tears slipped down
Dayton’s flush cheeks, he’s so unbelievably hard and he hasn’t cum in the last
hour. He’s aching and desperate for Andy to just fuck the daylight out of him.
Andy took the collar off Dayton’s mouth, wanting to listen to Dayton’s pleas
more clearly. “Andy please, you’ve tortured me enough, ah-I can’t please.”
Andy smiles devilishly, kissing Dayton’s wet cheeks. “Can’t what hm? Take it
anymore?” Dayton nods, his walls finally crumbling down under Andy’s touch.
“I love hearing you beg. That honeyed voice of yours darling.” Andy gave
Dayton what he'd been pleading for and Dayton swore he saw the halo on top
of Andy’s head as he felt the delicious stretch on his hole. Dayton’s hole
swallows Andy’s dick almost all the way in and Dayton is already a whimpering
mess under the priest. Andy pushed in some more till he bottoms out, making
Dayton cry out in pleasure, “Jesus-ah! Andy, A-ah Andy.” The said man starts
one unrelenting pace as he pressed Dayton’s legs up to his chest to fuck him
deeper. “Sweet heavens, you felt better than I’d imagine. Look the way you
take my cock. Like a good fucking whore.”
Steve fucked Bucky until he’s on his third orgasm, Bucky is all but a writhing,
sweet thing under him and Steve hasn’t even come once, but he’s so
goddamn close. Steve’s hand closed around the metal railing of the headboard
as he moves his hips hard against him. “Steve, Steve oh daddy. Fuck, fuck. ‘S
too much.” Bucky whined, high pitched and breathy and that edged Steve on
even more. “Almost sweetheart, daddy’s gonna cum in you yeah? Fill up that
sweet ass of yours and make you cum again.” Bucky clenches around Steve,
making Steve bend the metal in his hand. He rams his hips harshly as he
finally spills his seed inside Bucky and Bucky moans lewdly as his own cock
twitch and he came for the fourth time. “Ouhh daddy. Steve hahh.” Steve holds
Bucky close as he rides his high, his hand loosened around the metal and he
moans deeply in Bucky’s ear.
Andy has Dayton on all fours, his reddened ass in the air and his face all
flushed against the pillow. Andy spanks Dayton’s ass as he rails him from
behind, making Dayton whined all high pitched into the pillow that he’s
clutching. “Fucking Christ Dayton, darling look at you. All nice and fucked out.
Want me to cum inside you hm? Fill you nice till all you can feel is me?” Andy
whispered in Dayton’s ear with his deep voice that made Dayton shiver. “Yes,
yes. Give it to me. Fill me up, fill me up -ah!” Andy rams that sweet spot of
Dayton’s as his hand snakes down to pump his cock. “Cum Dayton, you’ve
earned it. Be a sweet boy for me darling, make me fucking proud.” Dayton’s
mouth falls open, but not a whisper of word comes; instead his ass clenches
around Andy’s cock as his cock shoots out hot, white cum on the sheet
beneath him. “Yes, there you go sweet boy. You’re my sweet boy, keep coming
baby.” Andy gave a couple of hard thrusts till he came inside Dayton, his head
falling upward like Cain did when he worshipped God. Andy growled deep and
hoarse as he filled Dayton up, Dayton hums sweetly as Andy leans down and
kisses down his back.
The twin cleans their partners up with warm towels, making sure they’re
going to be comfortable come morning. The clock strikes 3 am and the two
priests quietly slip out of the dorm room. Their eyes gave out glints of red, a
devilish smirk painted across their lips as they walked side by side. “Who
would’ve thought?” Steve chuckles. “You know what he said, fruits taste better
when they’re forbidden.” Who would’ve thought that demons only prey on
beautiful women? They prey on beautiful men too.
Translation of the Latin piece: Lord Satan, by your grace, grant me, I pray thee the power to conceive in my mind and to execute that which I desire to do.
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Ranking All The Sollux Ships In Character Order
Firstly i wanna make it clear that i headcanon sollux as bisexual (fucking obviously) so genders not a factor in any of my reads of the ships
June/Sollux: This one’s really crack-ey. I used to be super fucking into it but now it’s like…only good in theory i guess.
3/10
Rose/Sollux: Pale? Perhaps. Ive seen some good stuff for them pale, it’s pretty interesting to think about, especially considering how similar he is to Dave and how THEY get along together.
4/10 Potential
Dave/Sollux: Like i said, i read sollux and dave as pretty clear character parallels. Dave might get a kick out of verbally T-Bagging him but i think Sollux would quickly get annoyed, perhaps a spur of the moment pitch fling? maybe theyre pitch friends with benefits but only very rarely and sollux cant stand him any other time? All good ideas!
5/10
Jade/Sollux: I could definitely see it! Theyre first meeting has them hitting it off pretty well, I think sollux would really like her, but i dunno if she’d really like him all that much.
5/10
Aradia/Sollux: Timeless, literally. Flavor is immaculate. I prefer them pale FOR SURE, and i always have. Ive never read any of their relationships, chemistry, or conversations as THAT kind of romantic, but i think its super valid for people who do read it that way
12/10
Tavros/Sollux: TavSol is SO UNDERRATED. It’s SO CUTE. Tavros would be comfortable enough to sass Sollux just right and sollux would be taken so off guard by it, he’d find it hilarious, like a baby saying a swear word. They’re fidusspawn buddies, theyre Friend’s with Aradia Buddies, like theyre actually so fucking cute, open your eyes
6/10
Karkat/Sollux: Do i have to talk about this one. Do i have to–
Okay so This is Actually The Best Sollux Ship Ever Ya;ll are Wrong About Everything And I Am Right
20000000000000000/10
Nepeta/Sollux: I dont have a lot to say about this one. Does anyone? I dont know a lot about nepeta and i dont have any friends who love her, so i could only guess if she’d actually want to get along with him, or if his personality would be offputting to her. Then again, she canonically had/has a crush on karkat, so maybe sollux’s Ability To Respect Women would make him look appealing. Maybe she’d ask him for advice on how to ask out karkat and hed WANT to give her bad advice because he wants to piss off and embarrass karkat, but nepeta just looks so innocent and genuine in her feelings, he can’t bring himself to do it
5/10
Kanaya/Sollux: Pale, obviously and WOW, top notch. Theyre very very good friends, good moirails, she mothers the hell out of him and he does little errands for her. She taught him how to mend his own clothes so he can do it himself and not depend on her, but they still do it together. Also if you read that one really dumb fic i wrote, i headcanon that they have tea parties even though sollux doesnt like tea
8/10
Terezi/Sollux: Pale again, very VERY cute. Writing this fic was so much fun, i loved how they interact with each other here. And in the comics, he’s so surprised that she calls him cool like “oh my god she thinks im cool” AndD WHEN HE WENT BLIND SHE WAS THE FIRST PERSON HE WANTED TO TALK TO THATS SO CUTE WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE SHIP THIS
8.5/10
Vriska/Sollux: sound byte of that clip from Weird Al’s “I’ll sue ya” Do i even need a reason??
0/10
Equius/Sollux: Okay ya know what, THIS IS A GOLDMINE yall are SLEEPING on equisol. My friends cannot get me to stop talking about this, but i dont think ive had the opportunity here to talk about it. Imagine Equius just flat out not believe that sollux is at all capable as a psionic bc he’s so scrawny and wimpy, and even when sollux grinds his teeth into the pavement, it still frustrates him that he could be so much STRONGER if he put the effort into it, “You could be strong in TWO WAYS, sollux” and yeah that does sound appealing to him, but seeing equius get so fucking mad that he’s not ripped but is still able to knock his ass down is so funny it’s almost not attractive. He definitly doesn’t tell people he has a pitch crush on equius, ESPECIALLY NOT KARKAT ARE YOU KIDDING and threatens equius at gun point not to tell anyone because could you image, suave, cool, adorkable, gets all the ladies sollux is in a kismesistude with EQUIUS, GOD. Have ya’ll even read that paradox space comic with the two of them i swe–
9/10
Gamzee/Sollux: That same fic i linked earlier is also a pretty good interaction between them that i like? Sollux just. Cannot stand him. At all, and it’s so funny. Maybe it’s a little, tiny tiny bit pitch, he just wants to strangle him in a way that’s not ENTIRELY platonic cause maybe he’s kind of hot in a deranged clown way?
5/10
Eridan/Sollux: Wheres the flavor? i dont taste anything, nutmeg, cinnamon, I don’t tast–No but for real, no offense to fellow homestuck old fans, erisol is kind of trash. I ADORE them when theyre beating each other within an inch of their lives. Like, sollux dropping a mall on Eridan as a “warning” and eridan shooting at him in the sky is GOLD. I prefer erisolkat, perhaps when eridan and sollux are stuck alone for way too long and have to “pass the time” somehow, and by pass the time, see how many times i can stab you before you pass out, and karkat has to take the knives away
4/10
Feferi/Sollux: This one is good, an old classic, but @zeldasoft-art made a really fucking funny post about what if they’re only pretending to date each other to piss eridan off and i lost my fucking marbles
8/10
Jane/Sollux: im not even gonna–
0/10
Roxy/Sollux: hacker buddies, tech buddies, computer buddies. Like if rivalry and one-up-manship, typical kismesis behavior had a red/pale counterpart. I feel like they’d have a lot of fun making projects together and contests but they wouldnt be that mean or violent.
Dirk/Sollux: This is. A little bit of a guilty pleasure for me. This is basically equisol, but dirk is mean to sollux in sollux’s brand of mean, and shares sollux’s sense of humor. Imagine the two of them getting into hard roasting each other, getting more and more mean with insults until Sollux tries to make a move on him and that last insult hurt a little hard so dirk gets a little pouty or misty in the eyes cause you don’t diss a man’s MLP collection dude, those got him through a lot of rough times. The fact that dirk made Hal at all makes him like 50% more attracted to him
8/10
Jake/Sollux: He would love bullying him, so much. I dunno if there’s any romance in it or if he just hates jake in the not fun away and wants to make him cry
3/10
#homestuck#sollux captor#im not tagging all of those ships im sorry#i dont wanna annoy the people who are just hard care VrisSol shippers#or people who just LOOOOOVE JaneSol and they just so disappointed that i have it a 0/10#so just sollux
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PLEAS tell us about your au....... and i hope you'll feel better soon!! stay careful and dont get sick please 😔
im already sick anon im sorry 😔 HOWEVER…
[ QUICK DISCLAIMER this tyzias uses they/he pronouns which is slightly different from the standard they/them i use but its butch lesbian indulgence hours and im God. anyways. ]
[ALSO UNDER THE CUT BC THIS IS LONG]
lemme tell you about zizi “tyzias” strider
alright so the premise for this au is basically “dave still had bro as a guardian but tyzias’ baby meteor crashed on top of dirks and smushed him” so alpha dave goes “well fuck i guess i have a troll baby now”
when i was talking to my roommate about this they put the mental image in my head of like, alpha dave with one of those baby carriers with grub tyzias just on his chest while he was fighting the clowns on the white house and while that may not be canon its Really Fucking Funny to me and i hope i get around to drawing it
um um anyways dave wasnt about to assign an alien baby a gender so he kind of left some of his shit for them and some shit hed think rose would leave for a girl or w/e but for the most part just stuff he Thought Would Be Cool– basically what dirk got originally but w some more variety and probably less anime shit because i actually like tyzias . anyways. they still get lil cal bc i feel like thats probably narratively important and for the most part tyzias is just like “yeah thats my puppet lil cal he’s pretty neat i guess. anyways”. obviously theyre going to treasure anything and everything dave left for them bc theyre sappy like that and literally dont have anything else.
it took a couple years for tyzias to realize how different they are from their human friends and they have this really deep insecurity stemming from when they realized theyre not a human like their ‘dad’/’bro’ but a troll like the condesce and they dont know SHIT or FUCK about troll culture or physiology except for whats out there for them to find which isnt a lot. so they get this weird irrational fear that if theyre not careful theyre gonna end up violent and bloodthirsty like )(IC who is a person who hurt not only dave but also rose and is actively making theirs n roxys lives hell and its a lot of “im so different from everyone i know and its in an arguably bad way”. especially wrt molting and blood color n stuff they dont have any explanations for anything except “im different from my friends and its weird and i dont want them to know because then they might think im weird or even BAD for being a troll”
they work REALLY hard on not letting this insecurity get in the way of who they want to be for their friends– which is to say they want to be someone dependable and a person to lean on and to look to for support. **!!blood player hours alert!!** tyzias feels responsible for the people around them (jane roxy jake) and wants to do what they can to ensure that they all stay safe and happy because other than a long-dead alpha dave these are the people that they have and thats really important to them.
i know theres no class or aspect doubling within the kids but i reaaaalllyyy wanna make them a seer of blood but might settle for mage. seer would help out wrt the game over bullshit because you have to think about where dirk was during the fight and why he wasnt IN it and why he didnt go with john and roxy to the new timeline and stuff. these are all things that make me wanna reread homestuck so i can get a cohesive thing going on. anyways.
dirks version of masculinity affected a LOT of stuff in homestuck and so did lil hal and with both of those things gone u gotta think about like. for example jake and how hes all gung-ho about being a Dude and Manly and the way he goes about exploring his gender kind of cluelessly. and i dont want to make tyzias more ‘woke’ than they necessarily WOULD be in their scenario but i like to think theyd get a decent grasp on what it meant to be a butch lesbian– or at least enough to find comfort and joy and happiness in it while learning more about it and themselves as they grow. the internet exists on earth b. im allowed.
anyways jake and tyzias are best friends and its the most wonderful dynamic thats come out of this thing (there are a lot of good dynamics. i have a lot of very specific self indulgent things going on in this au.)
[ tyzias noogying jake and saying “hey you fuckin’ nerd” while he yells “JEEPERS, ZIZI” ]
tyzias and jake get to talk about things like masculinity and what even is a gender in a post-apocalyptic wasteland/on a deserted island and i think esp with tyzias’ aversion to showing what they look like or sending pics jake would go about assuming that tyzias is his Dude Friend until one day they have a conversation where tyzias goes “no bro im a lesbian” and jake has this moment of like. “… :D well thats neat buddy”
anyways tyzias encourages jake to go out and explore the island in SAFE and HEALTHY ways and they voice call while hes out and about so they can sort-of hang out as best as you can across spacetime and its fun. they like talking about stories (usually movies and shows) together bc its their common interest.
zizi is really into storytelling and writing which is kind of a mirror of dirk/dave being really into drawing while holding onto zizi’s interest in literature and history n stuff.
as for roxy i think itd be really neat if tyzias’ “what is gender in a post-apocalyptic wasteland” thing inspired them to think about themselves and what their gender is vs. janes and maybe (or definitely) they come out as nonbinary and jane gets to be confused by zizi and roxys “weird pronoun preferences”
shit there is SO MUCH to think about with this. fuck. send me more specific questions so i dont just get caught up in my brain with all this. theres so much.
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Power rangers 2017 review
so the other day me and my friend watched the 2017 movie. I’m just gonna let this out right now I do not like it so if your just gonna read this to get mad I won’t waste your time.
so I’ll start with the plot. it starts with Zordon and Rita fighting on earth which is stupid because what would you rather watch and epic space war with a moon witch conquering many planet or a scene on an earth so grey and drab it makes the post apocalypse cry. well Zordon tells Rita shes a shit power ranger and she kills him and goes into the ocean or something. we flash forward. 10,000 year ooo big surprise. And we go right to suggested cow molestation! what an opener! then Billy from stranger things gets hit by a car and should probably be dead and he just gets detention despite he later seen with an ankle monitor you don’t get those for braking into a school with a cow you get them for being on probation with the law and if hes on probation with the law THEY WOULDN’T LET HIM IN SCHOOL! Here where we go into what I call movie number 1 the breakfast club remake that was to short. we meet Other Billy and he gets beat up by who me and my friend like to call Canadian Ed Sheeran name Corn Wallace or just Bully even though there were bullies in MMPR named Bulk and Skull couldn’t even be Corn Bulkmire. then we meet my least favorite character Trimberly and just send nude pictures of a teenager without concent like a sexual predator maybe she should have the ankle monitor... Then she pulls sissors out of a wall that another girl shoved into the wall but how fucking strong are these damn teens then she used to give herself the most wild can I speak to the manger bob cut. After school Billy from Stranger things goes to Other Billy house and his mom kinda wild but still more personality then any other character. so Other Billy teaches up how to disabled an ankle monitor. Thanks Other Billy! Then they go to the one location close to actual power rangers ABANDON QUARRY! there we meet Kini and Zack their introductions aren’t to dramatic. So we switch over to Billy from stranger things watching Trimberly trying to kill herself but diving into dirty quarry water hoping either the water isn’t deep enough or the leeches would get her. Sadly doesn’t work. Then Other Billy blows up a mountain with probably illegal dynaminte. apparently everyone has a criminal record. In the mountain they find some geodes pretending to be Power coin. Then like the amazing role models are they run from the police in their wood panel 2016 model mini van.But remember kids if you out run police you go to hell before you die and get hit by a train. Then we switch over to the REAL power rangers hanging out with the family at the juice bar while the new shows a report of the others dying... I WISH! okay so they wake up and find out they have powers? Uh when did the power rangers ever have actual powers in MMPR I mean before they got the ninja powers in the later season but Ninjor wasn’t in this movie. Then Ed Sheeran tries to brake Other Billys hand and the way he tries to brake it makes me assume he also has powers and they go to Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters so the rangers aint special. They go back to the mountains and all try to kill themselves jumping off a cliff and call into MORE QUARRY WATER!!! Then swim and find a.. A space ship??? where did this come from and in it we meet Micky from Bobs burgers pretending to be a robot alien and Hal from Malcolm in the middle with his head in a pin toy. Zordon shows them a weird sexual vision don’t worry this isn’t the last one. I think at this point they pull Rita out of the ocean and put her dead body on a pile of fish they expect people to eat. and Alpha brings them TO THE PIT! They train Rita pretend to be in Lord of the rings Generic pop music plays. Then Rita Kid naps them and kills other billy not to upset bout that and instead of maybe tellin his mother while playing genric sad music they throw him in the quarry and find a new Billy. Just kidding they go to the space ship an bring him back to life meaning this movie officially has no stakes. THHEN FINALLY THEY MORPH! And they all look like Master Chief from Halo. The MMPR movie version of the theme plays for 5 seconds their zords like shit then they fight putties that look like literal shit a fight happens.Then you think they send her to the moon setting up a squeal... nope she dies in space?? DESPITE BEING FROM SPACE!!! then the movie ends when the Megazord sexy dances and I kill my self by jumping into a dirty Quarry.Also they okay I got the power at the end just like MMPR the movie does it was very weird.
Okay now to talk about my least favorite part the characters. HAHAHAHAHA THEY HAVE NO CHARACTER! These are the most bland unoriginal uninspiring characters I ever seen in a movie they have so little personality Dr.K as a computer screen puts them to shame. Jason just the main guy character Trini and Kimberly are so interchangable I though they were played by the same actress Billy is okay hes fine I don’t really want to be offensive but did antone kinda catch after getting super powers he wasn’t autistic anymore. Zack probably the only character I like because hes the only one with character but I kinda wonder being hes Chinese and his mom only speaks Chinese why does she call him zack.
Rita okay shes kinda the only reason to watch the ,movie she chews the scenery so much so eats it at some points
Alpha 5 and Zordon arent even worth meantioning their okay maybe Alpha could been less like a drug uncle but whatever.
I’m not a big super hero fan and this movie kinda shows everything I hate about the heros journey plot its so generic and bland they couldn’t even Try making it even resemble the show maybe if these were oringal characters I’d be fine with it but their not its trying to make character who were built 24 years ago at the time into all new one but made them worse. maybe when hasbro makes the new one it’ll not be about MMPR or at least be more like the show or even the comics honest I’d watch a shatter grid movie. Thats all I can really say can’t wait for the hate comments.Bye - Dr.K
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KJHGFGHJGFDSF I DIDNT MEAN IN//CE//ST CHRIST EW,, I MEANT THEIR RELATIONSHIPS AS *BROTHERS*, HOW YOU THINK THEIR DYNAMICS WORK, STUFF YOU WISH WE HAD GOT IN THE COMIC, ETC. NOT FUCKIN STRIDER//CEST ID DEADASS RATHER EAT RAT POISON
thank GOD thats a relief. sorry for assuming so quickly yall know how sketchy this site can be
as for brothers i think itd be hilarious, trying to get them to interact with each other without it all falling into pieces. i mean yeah the rooftop conversation was great but i am willing to bet my money that the second they get on earth c dirk goes radio silent for a week before roxy drags him back to face People and whenever he tries to start talking with dave theres a 50% chance it goes well with talking about bs and whatever and ending with slam poetry or meme references and a 50% chance that dave hesitated too long before a reply and dirk, overanalysing everything, immediately dives into the conclusion that he said something wrong and that one split second was dave suddenly wanting to leave and so dirk cuts off the conversation early and makes like a banana and splits and then theres really weird silence for three days before one of them manages to say hey whats up im sorry about [insert here] and then they hash out wtf happenned and then its back to normal for like five days and repeats all over again for at least a couple months. i like to think that eventually they become chill with each other and manage to get alongas for hal sahsdkdhjldsg’jdsjdfsuifas i think hal and dave would get along fantastically tbh idk why they havent even interacted in canon (from what i remember) but theres something about the dialogue that makes my braincells dance and go “id pay for an interaction between these two” lets pour one out for the lost potential i think hal and dave would get along greathal and dirk on the other hand hjvdshbjsd’dssd. cvduoskcuyasdcusdkxa. vcysdakcxksdijxhcdis. hal changes dirks alarm to a bass boosted remix of africa by toto & he man & all star and the one time dirk manages to sleep he wakes up crying. there are times where i make myself believe that hal is separate and has a robot body on earth c just so that i can say that for an entire month he moves dirks furniture one inch to the left just so that its unnoticeable but you Stumble. dirk and hal have the Exact Same dynamic as my sister and i, which is to say that on some days we tolerate each other and on most days i cry because she refuses to turn down the tv and insists on blasting roblox letsplays in the living roomanyway the striders are great
#i dont mean to be mean to dirk i think hes great its just fun to make fun of him#also thank you for notifying me that you didnt mean their relationship in That way. its such a relief#thanks again i hope you have a good day#talking back
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this got SUPER long so its going under the cut but this is the f*lice rant i was talking about lmao enjoy! (full disclosure i also end up going on a fredsythe rant because i gotta, ok. yall gonna make me sit through this stupid ass storyline when a better one is RIGHT FUCKING THERE so yeah, im mad. fp jones also likes men get over it.)
Sorry but there's literally nothing new inventive shocking or compelling about a storyline where two grown ass straight MARRIED adults are pining over each other because they had some weird romantic connection nearly 30 fucking years ago that may or may not have resulted in a fucking teenage pregnancy that im sure NOBODY wanted like yall really out here wanting me to believe what? alice cheated on her boyfriend and got knocked up by a dude who represented everything she was trying to get away from? and she told hal the kid was fps but never told fp himself? because that makes all of ZERO FUCKING SENSE! even if they wanted to throw out “well alice and hal were broken up at the time” its still SO out of character for alice like i know she had her wild child serpent days but its not something she looks back on with fondness so why the HELL does anyone think its a good idea to set her up with the fucking LEADER of the entire GANG are you all sniffing glue?? and then theyre trying to sit here and vilify hal so that we root for alice to hook up with fp in present day? the fuck outta here im not about to sit and cheer on alice’s character regression. first of all yall need to stop getting mad at 17 year old hal for not wanting to be a father and handling this situation poorly he was a TEENAGE BOY i know yall think everyone needs to be pristine angels from birth but thats not how life works and second of all he has every right to be sketched out that his daughter brought forth her long lost brother to fill in the void polly left, especially when the first time hal sees chic hes fucking BLEEDING after being attacked for god knows what reason in hals mind like... im team hal on this one he’s the only one with some self preservation alice and betty about to get themselves killed i s2g all these dumb ass decisions are being made, which in itself is bad enough, but to make it so obvious that this is all being done to eventually prop up a ship that is the very definition of fan service, is beyond ridiculous and terrible writing. like i get it. madchen and skeet are hot and have chemistry (which...btw....literally all the parents have insane chemistry with each other but no focus on the boring obvious straight pairing i guess but oh do not worry i have more to say on that later) i get it. but what is the purpose of that if you cant write an interesting story? and dont get me started on how shoehorned this recent ~connection~ is like yes i admit in s1 i got vibes from them (which, stay on this blog for 5 minutes and you will soon realize i can romantically/sexually connect pretty much any pairing amongst the parents because, like i said, they all have insane chemistry and they all say weird shit to each other). but i cannot believe yall sat here and thought the whole sexual frustration comment after fp got out of prison or the “leave him” exchange felt authentic??? like is it me? am i the one in the twilight zone? somebody help me out here. alice and fp in s1 couldnt stand each other and now shes all joking about his sex life ?? fp almost started a huge fight during that dinner with her and hal and the kids and yet im supposed to believe he’s been pining after her all these years?? like maybe id have an easier time believing this shit if i hadnt seen how he interacts with fred (oh yes. we’re going there because im tired of this HETERO NONSENSE GOING ON ALL THE TIME IN TELEVISION WHEN THEYVE LITERALLY SET UP BETTER OPPORTUNITIES FOR SAME SEX RELATIONSHIPS IM IN A MOOD SO WE’RE GOING ALL OUT) but to close off this part of my rant (oh and i didnt even touch upon how gross itd be for betty and jughead to share a sibling lmfao but that should be self explanatory): there is literally no conceivable way for this shit to go down and not make me lose respect for alice (fp i can give a slight pass to on the front of he and his wife being separate, but even then if he goes after alice while she’s still with hal....you done fucked up). first of all, going after your daughters boyfriends/ex boyfriends father is weird. second of all, if chic is in fact hals son, then they need to work on bringing the family together. hal is not a lost cause. chic is creepy as hell if anything i can see him pulling some shit that brings betty hal and alice closer together but no that makes too much sense so the writers probably wont do that! so theyre either gonna continue to push hal out so that itll be “acceptable” for alice to run to fp, or hal has to literally just fucking die and then what? alice goes to fp in her time of grief? im gonna throw up.
and now on to the gay shit
im supposed to compare f*lice and fredsythe scenes and come out thinking alice was the one he was in love with? bitch WHERE? fp has a sordid past with both alice and fred for different reasons. we dont know the full extent of what happened with alice (if anything but for the sake of predictability that i know to expect from a cw show, lets say they do) but given how they interact with each other we can assume it was bad. and we all know fred and fps history and how dark that got for fp (like i literally wrote up a whole thing about it if you want a link i’ll send it to you) and yet no matter the past, fp had probably his most lightest moment of the show with fred. he was willing to drop everything and help fred and soon as he asked (which, btw, fred didnt even ask for help. fp knew he was in trouble and that was it. thats all he needed and he was there for fred). THAT is love, ok. THAT is a relationship worth delving into beyond 2 friggen episodes in season 1. And yes this same storyline thats been given to f*lice with this whole adultery nonsense, but with fp and Fred, would actually be interesting because two gay kids in the early 90s actually have a valid reason for not being together and not ending up together. and then you add on that fps from the south side and fred the north, and that makes things even more complicated for them because then you can have a whole scenario of fp thinking hes not good enough for fred and ending things because of his own insecurities, his way of trying to push fred towards a better life... like THAT makes sense. even if fred and fp were never a thing and you just went with fp being in love with his best friend all these years and he could never have him (which still makes sense because i mean come on, freds casanova ways in high school with the ladies? fp sitting on the sidelines trying to be a supportive best friend but dying on the inside, never telling fred how he feels?) not to mention like half the serpents are gay as hell and there would be such a great story to tell for why all these gay south side kids end up in the same gang under fps wing, because he’s making up for his own shitty upbringing, he wants these kids to know someones looking out for them like...if the writers need plots and backstory I can give you them for free it really didn't take a lot of brainpower but no by all means tell me how the two ~straight~ kids who grew up on the same side of town under virtually the same circumstances, one of whom wanted NOTHING MORE THAN TO SHED HER SERPENT IMAGE AND CREATE A BETTER LIFE FOR HERSELF, and the other who keeps going on about wanting to put his family back together, had such a tragic backstory and its not just a blatant midlife crisis on both their ends. please. by all means. enlighten me. 😒
#i hate bad tv writing lmao like bruh...#BISEXUAL FP JONES BEING IN LOVE WITH HIS BEST FRIEND FOR DECADES MAKES MORE SENSE THAN STRAIGHT FP JONES CHASING AFTER A MARRIED WOMAN#THANKS FOR COMING TO MY TEDTALK !#bewareoftrips#kxvinkeller#i know you guys wanted the rant lol
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How do you feel about Hal
SUCH A GOOD QUESTION i have so many thoughts on hal omg . like at first i was not a fan at all bc he comes off like a total tool and at first glance it seems like he and alice really don’t like each other much . i got the vibe that they might love each other on some level bc they have kids together and they’ve spent so long together & definitely care about each other at least but they don’t like each other at all ?? like any time she does anything that’s remotely ’ alice like ’ he’s so put out and its just like ‘ why did you marry her then ?? ’ to me it seemed like a lot of the pressure she puts on herself must be from him and that perfection was a big deal to hal and then ofc the stuff with polly but actually since i’ve been rewatching i’ve changed my mind a lot .
like he still isn’t my favourite character or anything but i’ve been trying to look at it from a different lens and i’ve decided he’s not that bad. like obviously he still has a lot of faults but almost everyone on the show is an asshole so how harshly can we really judge at this point ?? lmao
we haven’t got to see too much of hal yet really, so i may end up being wrong but rn i think he’s a decent guy who loves his family but is also very stubborn. i think from what we’ve seen of him its clear he places a lot of value into FAMILY LEGACY, which was likely instilled in him quite young, and that’s what influences a lot of his poor choices. he didn’t tell alice or the kids about being related to the blossoms because he’s been told its a shameful family secret , one he may have intended to die with him . like - dumbass move dude get your shit together but idk maybe he was trying to protect them from it in a way ?? idk but srsly bro if you wanted your kid to stop dating her cousin - maybe yk tell them they’re cousins ?????
and then booking the abortion the way he did was obvs about the incest which he eventually copped to and you can see when it dawn’s on alice and she’s like ‘so that’s why’ and he’s just ‘yeah alice, THAT’S why’ to me it felt like there was a lot unspoken there and that was his way of letting her know that he never would have had the circumstances been any different. which actually makes me pretty curious what his reaction might have been had she gotten pregnant to anyone else - maybe he would have supported her keeping it after knowing how much it hurt alice losing their son ? who knows man
and then on to he and alice : i think their relationship is honestly the most complicated and layered on the show and needs to be explored more for sure bc they have such a big issue with communication to the point of being heartbreaking, but they also seem to have this incredible ability to forgive at the same time ( if not completely then at least enough to move forward ) and this weird dependancy on each other i find really interesting.
it’s easy to write them off as a marriage of convenience but it just doesn’t make sense to me for alice, being who she is to marry/stay with someone she DIDN’T LOVE, its not in her character.
like what happened with polly —- she was DEVASTATED to find out he’d done that after all they’d been through. she was actually ready to walk away even though she’d been able to forgive him enough for doing it to her to marry him and have two more children.
then she finds out the reason and how the two of them were cousins etc and you can see her face when he says it, this wave of understanding goes over her and you can almost see her decide to forgive him and after that they go get polly and he’s moved back in. and it can’t just be for the sake of keeping up an image, she had kicked him out already, the illusion of perfect was over so there was no reason to take him back unless she GENUINELY loved him.
and while some of the things he does have me side eying him hard af i’ve started to see the way he talks to alice ( not when they’re fighting, just in general ) as them just being MarriedTM lol like yes he rolls his eyes at her a lot but i don’t think its about him not liking her anymore, i think its just that they’ve been together so long now that he’s just like ‘ omg not again really pls ’ lmao but not even in a bad way . and i love that when she starts going overboard he’ll be like ‘alice’ or touch her or something and she’ll calm down and then like when they were in that city hall meeting he’s just sitting with is arm around her, not touching her but theres that closeness. then in the deleted scene after the meeting she has her arms linked around his which i think was really cute.
or like the scene where penelope slaps her , i loved seeing them interact there because he just puts his hand on her and he’s making sure she’s okay and talking her down, etc —- mostly, i feel, because he knows if she does hit penelope she’s gonna hate hearing people gossip about her etc bc she’s so conscious of that.
i’ve also been trying to think of why tf she would stay w him after he had her give up their first kid, which she views as her biggest regret and i feel like he probably visited her a lot at the sisters and just sat w her and talked to her about whatever she wanted / about what their future would be like / helped her study so she didn’t fall behind bc she probably would have wanted to get a scholarship for college and just tried to be there for her however he could and maybe that helped her get through it IDK
the only thing i can think of is that she honestly really loved him and she knew he was right about them not being ready for a baby even though he handled it badly and at the time she was just young and thinking more about her own future. maybe it wasn’t until later that she started to regret it? like maybe when she had polly that she really started to regret not keeping him
i’m sure she felt some regret before that of course. felt that pull to him as her child but she was still a child herself really and i think it would’ve been seeing polly and all the milestones that come with having a child that would have made her realise what she missed out on with her first / would have made her wish she had have kept him.
i think when she was pregnant it would’ve felt like the end of the world and she would’ve had to give up all her dreams to have him and she was probably scared she’d end up living in a trailer park etc in the lifestyle she grew up in , but then after polly she thought differently. she realised well i could’ve had him in daycare or gone to a community college that would’ve been more lenient so she could’ve managed both etc.
i feel like I’m not even answering your question anymore at this point lmao
i think his parents would have played a huge part and you can tell by the way he told that story about his grandfather he’s very family orientated so pressure from his parents probably influenced him A LOT but i also think had she decided to keep the baby he’d have stuck by her. i think it was his parents offered to pay for an abortion and probably paid to have her go to the sisters. and i think it would have meant a lot to her if he came to visit / kept coming back hat in hand trying to make amends and keep their relationship going bc she probably assumed he’d want nothing to do with her after. i feel like he’d have been really apologetic about the whole thing though.
i also feel like his mother is probably really intense and thats where alice takes on a lot of her 'perfect wife/mother’ act bc a lot of the show centres around the becoming your parents sort of thing but for alice i feel like it was mother-in-law. you can tell all perfect Mrs. Cooper posturing is very very put on so she has to be getting it from somewhere. and i feel like hal definitely became his father unintentionally with the way he’s holding onto old family feuds and offering to pay for polly’s abortion. i don’t think he would have been like that as a younger man.
i’ve also been thinking a lot about how alice and hal might’ve gotten together in the first place and i like the idea that it was because of her writing that he took a real interest. like he would’ve taken notice of her already bc she’s beautiful but probably wrote her off bc she was from the southside and idk maybe one day they’ve all had to read their own piece to the class or their work has been passed around etc and he’s realised theres a lot more to her than just the southside.
i’m really curious why he originally took interest in her bc we can pretty much guess her reason at least originally would’ve been this hope of having a better life but i think there must’ve been a lot more to him as well we just haven’t seen yet bc otherwise i think she could’ve easily had her pick of northside boys.
and from what i can tell they seem to be a marriage of equals for the most part, which i’m sure is something thats really important to her and that makes me like them together.
#anonymous#i actually left out some things i think can u believe#idk how it got this long im sorry lmao#♛ ❛ ––– THIS JUST IN! ( answered. )#♛ ❛ ––– WHO KNEW. ( headcanons. )#♛ ❛ ––– NOT QUITE PRINCE CHARMING BUT CLOSE ENOUGH. ( hal. )#♛ ❛ ––– OTP : HAVEN’T YOU HEARD? WE’RE THE PERFECT FAMILY. ( alice + hal. )
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Homestuck Liveblog #170
UPDATE 170: Dave Gets His Epiphany
Last time Hussie had decided it was time to pour even more dialogue onto the readers, since last time it hadn’t been enough, hah! Ten different dialogue options – presented linearly, in a subversion of how this usually goes. So let’s continue with what may or may not be the last chance these characters have of talking to each other before the fights.
So I heard that hovering over the options one already cleared would show images, and that was right! There are images. It seems Dave and Dirk continue just...lying around awkwardly, and Vriska and her ghost are arguing while Meenah fantasizes about varied stuff. There’s more than can be done, although the very next option is Roxy being alone. She’s still trying to create the matriorb. Calliope is sitting right in front of her, in silent support role. Roxy channels the universe and Alternia’s complicated state of matters, and...
Well! Mission accomplished! That was easier than I thought it’d be, even with Calliope’s silent help. I suppose there wasn’t more time for delaying this any longer. Kanaya is going to be immensely happy the troll race will be resurrected now. This was a short detour, completely devoid of words but with a significant development – at least to complete quite some part of Roxy and Kanaya’s arcs and goals in this story.
Unfortunately for everyone involved, Roxy and Calliope leave right when the bizarre combination that is Jasprosesprite arrives to hassle Jane for a while longer. I’m crossing my fingers this’ll be quick and painless.
JASPROSESPRITE^2: Miss me Rose?
JASPROSESPRITE^2: Did you know I love you?? Weird thing for me to say and you to hear, probably!
JASPROSESPRITE^2: I inherited the adoration our cat had for you, which now strangely is directed with the exact same intensity at myself, because I'm you!
JASPROSESPRITE^2: Funnily enough this manifests itself in a particularly acute form of narcissism, which is something we were already sort of afflicted by, and so was our cat by the very nature of the sort of animal he was!
JASPROSESPRITE^2: The bottom line is I'm pretty twisted up inside in all the most beautiful ways and it's wonderful.
ROSE: It really isn't.
Haha, okay, that one was actually pretty funny. She’s not wrong, Rose, you do tend to have slight traces of narcissism in your personality. Guess that all the increased narcissism in this sprite is what makes it have absolutely no brain-mouth filter, what with having an inflated sense of the self and what one says. Being a cat can’t help that either.
Now that Jasperosesprite made the customary hassling towards Rose, she gets straight to business about the battle plan. She has to arrange with Jane how it’ll be done, after all. This is achieved by taking Jane away without even giving her a moment to prepare. There’s someone she needs to meet, somebody in Jane’s planet.
Ah, true, the denizen. The New Wonderkids’ session was rather lacking in information about the denizens, especially since this session was meant to do pretty much nothing. Given Hussie’s track record so far, I’m almost completely sure that Jane’s talk with the denizen will happen off-screen and the characters will talk about it once it’s done, so...no more option than waiting until this is done!
Damn it , I have been bamboozled! Well played, Hussie, you had me fooled, I admit it. This could be good, though, not everyday you meet a senior version of yourself that’s dressed as a clown and...is the mother of your father. This is time-travel-gone-wrong levels of weird.
Aw, come on, Hussie, I wanted to see this! But nope, just when Nannasprite got in front of Jane the section ended and went to the next. Oh well. I’m really hoping I’ll have the chance to see how this goes, but I’m not going to hold my breath over it. The scribbled images of what the rest of the options are doing show John and Terezi discussing how Rose could have a black romance status with, uh, a version of herself. Yeeeeeeah no, let’s not do that. Doesn’t seem healthy – just ask Karkat, it’d be a headache.
About Roxy and Calliope, they just arrived to what I think is Jade’s planet, and Calliope is told to stay with Jade. I had completely forgotten Jade is still asleep. It’s once again said that it’s nice to have Calliope around. And...that was it! I just summarized around six or so pages in this very short paragraph.
I think that goes way beyond the realm of kismesis behavior Rose...and out of the realm of sanity as well. Stay away from any copies of the Sassacre book, resist the temptation. Anyways, Dave and Dirk are still here. Going to try to talk again? They’re focusing more on the battle to come than on anything else. Hah! No progress on the heartfelt conversation front, apparently.
DAVE: hes got lord english powers tho
It could be a way to know how well a fight against Lord English would go, then. Sure, Union Jack is completely different, less bulky, has no time powers, and presumably has one single personality in that noggin of his instead of being a weird amalgamation, but it’d be a way to see if they are ready to fight against Lord English. Think of it as having training wheels on your bike.
Swords can’t help you solve problems with people, who’d have thought. Dirk and Jake are the closest example to how someone who has spent their formative years alone and without the presence of people around would behave: with no social skills at all. Jade got very lucky in that regard, she is very well-balanced for someone who grew on an island and only had a dog for company. Then again, her Dreamself must have been of help, the Prospitians must have helped her have some people skills.
DIRK: ...
DAVE: ...
Nothing has changed here.
It takes a few pages more before Dirk takes the plunge headfirst down the emotional cliff, with all the grace of a novice. It does get the conversation going, mostly about how this isn’t how he pictured the meeting going.
DIRK: Maybe you'll think it's weird that I idolized some version of you that I never knew.
These two are much more similar than they each realize. Their upbringings aren’t that different, heck, I’d say that Lil’ Hal fulfilled the role Bro had, just with less sword attacks. Other than that it was pretty much the same, an isolated life with an aloof person/glasses in the vicinity. Come on, Dave, admit you idolized Bro. That’d be a great step towards turning the page in your life and bonding with Dirk, you can do it!
DAVE: ive got to say
DAVE: meeting you
DAVE: its not rockin my world here
DAVE: or upending any paradigms or whatever
DAVE: listening to you and looking at you
DAVE: it really really just
DAVE: reminds me of him
Close enough! I’m a bit downtrodden there was no exchange of words between Bro and Dave so I could have a reference on how similar this actual situation is to how they got along. I imagine Bro wasn’t that different from Dirk.
DIRK: Things, between you and me, from your perspective, um,
DIRK: Are we like, not cool?
DAVE: ..................
I’m not sure if it’s telling or not that there was no ‘yeah’ or similar quick response.
DAVE: i didnt fuckin like you that much ok?
...
...
...okay, that isn’t how I thought it’d go. I suppose there’s a difference between idolizing and actually liking a person. Good for you for saying it aloud, Dave. It must have been very difficult to say to anybody, even more to a version of your brother.
After a sequence of images meant to show how little time passed between Dave going “I don’t want to talk about it” to “okay heres what im saying” he finally starts...and boy is it tough.
DAVE: i dunno why my friends got to have adults around who cared about them
DAVE: they complained bitterly about stuff so i guess i convinced myself they were all in the same boat as me
DAVE: but thats not how it was
That’s pretty much how kids and teenagers are, they complain and don’t realize sometimes such complaints aren’t about things as bad as they could be. Leaving behind such behavior is part of growing up. Dave didn’t realize how badly he was being treated, though, he just saw no difference between his life and the lives of the rest of his friends – at first.
DAVE: so all thats left to do is look back and try to put the pieces together of my first 13 years
DAVE: and all i can think is what the fuck WAS that?!
DAVE: i dont come away with the impression i used to try convincing myself of, that he was like "mysterious" or "stern" or "aloof"
DAVE: the only feeling left is this insane impression that i was raised by somebody who fuckin HATED me
...hated you? Hm...honestly? I don’t know. Bro’s way of raising Dave had a lot of things wrong, and I really don’t know how to interpret it. I’m interested on knowing how other people interpreted it. Would you mind telling me your thoughts, everyone? I really don’t know what to think about this.
Dirk actually sounds horrified about what he’s hearing. Perhaps he doesn’t like the thought of his equivalent doing this all?
DAVE: it took years to deconstruct it all and put it back together to understand how fuckin mad i should be
DAVE: and in particular how stone cold deeply uncared for i was my whole life
DAVE: like... being merely "monitored" by a violent robot
Haha...you know what this brought to mind? What went through my head right when I read this part?
TT: Don't worry, that's normal.
TT: Upon activation he goes into Stalking Mode.
GT: Stalking mode??
TT: Yes. He will stalk you in the jungle and strike when your guard is down.
It’s exactly that. Dave pretty much described the robot Dirk made and sent to Jake. It’s pretty much the same in terms of how Dave was raised! Wow, Hussie, did you do this on purpose? I think you did this on purpose! Dave may as well have been raised by the brobot thing, and just like Jake – who dreaded encountering it and once he had to fight it didn’t precisely have loads of fun – Dave now doesn’t want to fight. He wants to avoid this fighting thing, and hates that he has to be the one to grab the sword and slay the villain.
You seriously screwed up here, Bro.
Dave even brings up that maybe things would have been better if Lil’ Cal hadn’t been around. Maybe! The influence of Lord English can’t be an ingredient in a healthy household – even more since part of Lord English is once another version of Dirk. Hah! Life sucks for the Striders. It’s...it’s rather depressing, actually. I wonder if at the time they had to cram Caliborn into the puppet Dave realized what Lil’ Cal was. Even if he did, I doubt he’d have any kind of reaction when anyone was nearby, but at that moment I imagine many things clicked in Dave’s head.
Would Bro have been any different if that puppet of the damned hadn’t been around? Uh...I dunno. Maybe it really was a poisonous influence of some sort, influence Dirk was lucky not to have. It’s all up to interpretation, I’d say.
I think now that the epiphany is complete I can stop the update and continue next time. This, though, this is exactly what I was hoping the Striders would do, that at least one of them would unload this heavy emotional baggage, and it’s for the better! I’m glad it’s actually happening.
Next update: three updates
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