Riz is the only person who can take stress for other people

Riz is the only person who can take stress for other people

Riz is the only person who can take stress for other people

Knowledge Revenge.

Chilchuck the struggling girl dad🥳

*firebombs your dashboard*

Had a tough day, drew some Twig to blow off steam.

I designed Twig to practice animation with, but I've fallen in love with her. I keep fantasizing about a kickstarter to animate her and get a small budget to find the perfect goblin girl va

more realistically would be a kickstarter for a graphic novel lmao, but even at like 100 bucks a page for editors and assistants that would be like a 3000$ project

Normal day at the pharmacy

Customer: I'd like to buy some Sudafed

Me: (goblin voice) before I give you your pseudoephedrine you must answer my riddles three!

Customer: oooooookaaaaay?

Me: (normal voice) you want the brand or the generic?

Customer: generic.

Me: four hour or twelve hour?

Customer: twelve hour.

Me: ten count or twenty count?

Customer: twenty.

Me: (goblin voice again) you have passed through my labyrinth of riddles!

imagine ur garthy o’brien, just trying to fuck this hot ranger you met at your brothel that you own, except her teenage kids/wards/bosses keep knocking on the door to your bedroom and interrupting you guys and THEN you learn that she’s actually in a committed relationship but didn’t tell you, so THAT sucks but THEN one of the teens comes and finds you in the middle of the night yelling about how his friend is gone and they can’t find him and he might be in danger, so you help him teleport to his friend, and then when they all get back, looking extremely upset and dejected, you apologize to the ranger’s daughter for making her feel uncomfortable by fucking her mother and in the process SHE reveals to you that her mom’s boyfriend is actually this really cool werewolf guy that you KNOW and have fucked on multiple occasions

What if I drew Machete and Vasco as dragons? What then? What if I made them twine their tails together (hold hands)?

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Me: I think I’ll get another video of me shedding Blaer out. The internet loved it last year

Tito:

stay strong, lan wangji

goblin for @rpbattleman

Happy birthday to the second L fail nerd loser

Turnips grown in moulds.

like this?

"your pet doesn't love you; it just has learned that it will get treats if it acts a certain way. it can't understand you."

in between humans, i don't always speak the language either. love has always been hard for me. i don't trust it. i can't read it easily on people's faces - i'm usually trying to read past it; to the "other parts", the ones that make sense to me.

but my mom always offers me food as soon as i get through the door. my brother calls me at weird hours, just to be talking. my sister has a nightmare; asks me to please drive safe in the morning. i throw my friends random parties, just to celebrate something. she drives 45 minutes to spend 3 hours with me. amelia holds my hand while we both cross the street.

no, my dog and i don't have the same language. so what? this is not the same thing as communication. my dog is a good study in how trauma can heal - a rescue from the racetrack; i've been watching his personality develop slowly. in the last year, he's gotten so comfortable with me that he'll ask me to sit down on the grass so he can use my body as a seat. (it's important to note: he is huge. he squishes me. i don't complain. i find it lovely.)

love for us is also just endorphins and behavioral response. i'm a poet, the number of sad men that have tried to "teach me" how stupid it is to be a hopeless romantic is ... not a low one. i cannot count how many times someone has argued - it's all chemical stimulus - as if the fact of it makes it less magical. we're just electrical signals reading the universe! that's fucked up. that's so beautiful.

i find it hard to believe that in the spectrum of evolution we are the only species to feel like this - we already know that dogs and cats also have endorphins. why wouldn't they experience joy? love? companionship? in what world is it a new thing that i had to earn it? in every relationship, both individuals have to work to learn the language. i had to teach my dog what trust is. it's okay that it took time for him to learn it.

in the human world, when i love someone, it's hard for me to speak it. i write them poems or make them food or give them a cool rock i found on the beach.

i don't know how to tell goblin i love him, so i tell him through treats. through a new collar, fancy mattresses, a little bow on his leash. i tell him with long walks and petting him and sitting down on the wet ground so my 70 pound sharp noodle of a dog can prance on my thigh bones and take an awkward - if loving - seat.

"you taught your dog to love you" is kind of a cruel way to reframe what actually happened: i loved him so loudly, it skipped over language and species. the two of us just saying - oh! i have figured out a way to tell you that you make me happy.