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#that would be the dream
starrylevi · 10 months
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Cute and silly drabble about Levi trying to convince you to quit your job and let him take care of you ♥️
“You’re not happy.” He states as he picks up his cup of tea by its circular top.
You chew on your bottom lip for a moment. “I know.” You reply softly.
“So quit.” He shrugs as he brings the cup to his lips.
You roll your eyes. “I can’t just quit, Levi.”
“Sure you can. I’ll even write the resignation letter for you.” He smirks before taking a sip of tea, his eyes meets yours as he drinks.
You chuckle at that. “I wish…”
“It doesn’t have to be a wish, Y/N…”
“I don’t have another job lined up.” You remind him.
“So?” He places his cup back down on the table.
You look at him incredulously. “What do you mean, ‘so?’ How am I supposed to make money, Levi?”
“I would give it to you.” He states simply, as if the answer was obvious.
Your eyes narrow at him. “And what would you get in return, Mr. Ackerman?”
He shrugs. “Nothing I don’t get already. This isn’t an arrangement-“
“So I wouldn’t be your sugar baby?” You ask jokingly.
Levi looks disgusted. “Absolutely not.”
You pretend pout. “You don’t want me to be your sugar baby?”
“Y/N.”
“Okay, I’ll stop.” You giggle.
“I’m serious. If you need to quit-“
“Levi, I couldn’t possibly do that. What if we break up?” You ask, your mind jumping to the worse possible conclusion. “What if we break up, then I would be without a partner and without a job.”
“Why would you assume we would break up?”
“I’m just thinking of possible scenarios!”
Levi pinches the bridge of his nose and lets out a breath. “Look, I know it would be a big deal. I’m not saying it isn’t. I’m just stating the option is there.”
“I don’t know, Levi…”
“I know it’s scary, you would have to rely on me-“
You cut him off again, trying to explain yourself. “It’s not that I don’t trust you-“
“I know. I know, Y/N.” He says with a chuckle. “I know how your brain works. Just think about it.” He shrugs.
You pause, digesting his words. “Would I get an allowance?”
This makes Levi chuckle again. “Would you want one?”
You shrug. “I don’t know, man, you tell me.”
Levi playfully rolls his eyes. “C’mere.” He gestures for you to sit on his lap. You follow his command, now you’re snug against him. “Whatever you want, you’ll get.”
You nod.
“I love you, and I just want you to be happy.” He murmurs against your skin.
“I know, I appreciate you. I love you too.” You think about how lucky you are to have someone like Levi. “I don’t deserve you.” You mumble.
“Tch, don’t say that. I’d argue it’s the other way around.
“Absolutely not.”
“I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree.” He places a small trail of kisses on your skin.
“I guess so.” You giggle.
Maybe you would take him up on the offer.
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horrorlesbians · 1 year
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if only I had enough money to buy a house in Michigan and have a little apartment in Chicago
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irageneveart · 1 year
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This cutie is up for adoption, flat price! <3 for your DnD or RP, you will receive the png file with no signature or text! First come, first serve, payment through Paypal!
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gay-impressionist · 11 months
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fuck every single "what do you wish the most" poll, i figured out what i want
an unlimited supply of fresh baguettes, always warm from the oven and that don't stale as the day goes by
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transgender-catboy · 11 months
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My goal for the future (once I feel I am more financially stable) is to commission an artist to get a proper reference sheet of whatever fursona I feel is like my main one (it's between the "mascot" of my art blog, og OddHide, and the brown and white cat because I love their simple design very very much) and get a partial suit made (head and paws)
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bluebellhairpin · 1 year
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Thinking about what I'd do if I had rdr2 (get cool outfits for arthur and make sure he eats well, and only progress the game when I can't find anymore Easter eggs or side quests).
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theyarebothgunshot · 1 year
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Rose. Rose. We need to travel to the USA and become rich so that we can witness Misha slapping Jensen on his ass during conventions. For science. Who wants to pay us
- anon anon
okay let's do it!! we're accepting donations at this moment please and thank you, let us know if you wanna sponsor us
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50 away from 1K...y’all holy shit
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autumnhobbit · 2 years
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had a talk with my mom couple days ago wherein we talked about life and marriage and stuff and she suggested I should double major in psych and hr. meanwhile I'm sitting over here thinking 'if I went to school for any damn thing I'd be a historian'
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likelovingthedead · 1 year
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I wish I was a vampire so that I wouldn’t need to worry about things like bus money
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spyglassrealms · 1 year
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
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dstantstargazer · 15 hours
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today i have learned about a delicious filipino restaurant super close to my house. with this, the thai place, and the indian restaurant all so close to me, i don't think i ever want to move again.
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visenyaism · 2 months
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Wyll being a terrible monster hunter is something that is so special actually. told to hunt heartless devil? immediately convinced of her goodness and humanity and without hesitation agrees to defy the devil who has his soul in custody and spare karlach at tremendous personal physical cost. vampire in camp? well hes handsome and funny and pretty polite about where he puts his teeth so it’s fine all things considered. finding out the person who ritualistically disemboweled a tiefling in front of him is a bhaalspawn like an unholy progeny of the god of murder that is culturally immediately reviled? no that’s his friend and he completely trusts in their ability to fight their nature with their own inner light. it doesn’t matter that they created the absolute they’re not that person anymore. Like Wyll. you are literally categorically not hunting the monsters. guy of all time
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minotaurbf · 3 months
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i wish i had huge insane traps and shoulders ough
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If I could, I'd buy a large estate or castle, invite all my friends to live with me, and just vibe.
Alas, I am broke, and I would hate to pay that kind of property tax.
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xyliaxart · 7 months
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I had a lovely dream last night. I was in a school gym doing like an obstacle course and they were throwing things at us that were supposed to be scary including a big bat and a little bat. and I caught the little bat and just kept it cause it was so cute it looked like this:
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it was so round and fit in my pocket. I gave it scritches under its little chin
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