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gay-impressionist · 48 minutes
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elon musk admitted under threat of perjury that this is his burner account
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gay-impressionist · 49 minutes
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Tired of losing your favorite buttons?
I just stumbled upon this awesome post showing a way to keep pinback buttons from falling off of your backpack/purse/etc. using safety pins.
However, it reminded me of another method that I’ve used since high school, and continue to use to this day:  Rubber earring backs.
You know…these things:
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I had originally bought a package of them to keep my nose stud from falling out while I slept (it was the “screw” type), but then after losing a button off of my high school backpack, I stumbled upon an even better use for them.
If you place them on the pinback of the button, just ahead of where it closes, the pins can’t slip off.
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It doesn’t matter what size or shape the button is.  Also, I happened to find one that wasn’t closed when I went to take pictures:
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The earring back basically acts as a rubber stopper.  They’re made specifically to NOT slide off in order to keep earrings in place, so they work just as well keeping buttons in place, even if the buttons aren’t closed.
Considering the backpack that I had in high school…
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…I can tell you with complete certainty that rubber earring backs are, bar none, THE best method of making sure you never lose another button ever again.  Also, they’re cheaper than safety pins (which can also pop open, thus allowing the button to slide off) and you won’t have to poke extra holes in whatever you’re putting buttons on. 
Or hell, combine the rubber earring backs WITH the safety pins!  Your buttons will be COMPLETELY UNLOSE-ABLE!
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gay-impressionist · 6 hours
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gay-impressionist · 6 hours
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One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”
So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”
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gay-impressionist · 6 hours
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something my mum always taught us was to look for the resources we're entitled to, and use them. public land? know your access rights and responsibilities, go there and exercise them. libraries? go there and talk to librarians and read community notice boards, find out what other people are doing around you, ask questions, use the printers. public records offices? go in there, learn what they hold and what you can access, look at old maps, get your full birth certificate copied, check out the census from your neighbourhood a hundred years ago. are you entitled to social support? find out, take it, use it. does the local art college have facilities open to the public? go in, look around, check out their exhibit on ancient looms or whatever, shop in their campus art supply store. it applies online too, there is so much shit in the world that belongs to the public commons that you can access and use if you just take a minute to wonder what might exist!!!
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gay-impressionist · 6 hours
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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious
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gay-impressionist · 8 hours
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now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck
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14, 15, 34 💖
14. what’s something you’ve always wanted to do but maybe been to scared to do?
mmmh, i don't know. i can't find anything rn
15. what do you think of when you hear the word “home”?
the parisian region and my parents' flat
16. any pet peeves?
the word "connoisseur" lol. it irks me to no end, idk why but it just makes me go 'bite bite bite'
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gay-impressionist · 12 hours
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21, 27, 28 and 31? 💕💕
21. are you a spiritual person?
not at all 😬
27. any nicknames?
i had many over the years : teddy bear, mutter (mother in german), satan with boobs... 🤣 but the only one that sticks is lisou ! mostly used by my family lol
28. do you collect anything?
my cinema tickets! but as a kid, over the years, i used to collect knight figurines, animal figurines, snow globes, stamps & keychains
31. are you messy or organised?
organised (but not full type-A organised). with my adhd and my anxiety, i can't afford to be too messy anyway
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gay-impressionist · 14 hours
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24. what’s one thing you’re proud of yourself for?
surviving when i was suicidal. it is by far my greatest achievement, no doubt
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gay-impressionist · 14 hours
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Feel its power.
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gay-impressionist · 14 hours
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questions I think would be fun to be asked
what are 3 things you’d say shaped you into who you are?
show us a picture of your handwriting?
3 films you could watch for the rest of your life and not get bored of?
what’s an inside joke you have with your family or friends?
what made you start your blog?
what’s the best and worst part of being online/a creator?
what scares you the most and why?
any reacquiring dreams?
tell a story about your childhood
would you say you’re an emotional person?
what do you consider to be romance?
what’s some good advice you want to share?
what are you doing right now?
what’s something you’ve always wanted to do but maybe been to scared to do?
what do you think of when you hear the word “home”?
if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
name 3 things that make you happy
do you believe in ghosts and/or aliens?
favourite thing about the day?
favourite things about the night?
are you a spiritual person?
say 3 things about someone you love
say 3 things about someone you hate
what’s one thing you’re proud of yourself for?
fave season and why?
fave colour and why?
any nicknames?
do you collect anything?
what do you do when you’re sad?
what’s one thing that never fails to make you happy/happier?
are you messy or organised?
how many tabs do you have open right now?
any hobbies?
any pet peeves?
do you trust easily?
are you an open book or do you have walls up?
share a secret
fave song at the moment?
youtuber you’ve been obsessed with and why?
any bad habits?
(this post was stolen from @teenage-mutant-ninja-freak, since it couldn't be reblogged anymore)
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gay-impressionist · 14 hours
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choices made in anger is such a crazy image. if you know what i'm talking about
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gay-impressionist · 14 hours
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best way I have found to comfort people who are endlessly apologetic of things outside their control (often as a result of shitty relationships) is the jokingly hyperbolic accusation of [gasp] "so you're behind it all!"
like someone giving me directions who starts apologizing profusely when I miss a light as if it's their fault--[gasp] "it was you who petitioned city council to build this intersection in 1893!!" because it snaps them out of it and they laugh like. oh yeah. that's a ridiculous thing to blame someone for. I'm not that guy. you're not that guy. it works.
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gay-impressionist · 15 hours
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Sweden :
surgical and administrative procedures needed to transition are facilitated in order to make the process go faster
the minimum age to legally transition is lowered at 16
Queer rights around the world : what's new in 2024 🏳️‍🌈💪🏳️‍⚧️
[links to 2022 & 2023 on my pinned post]
[fyi i only add something when it's been fully approved. for ex, if a law was voted by a parliament but has yet to be signed by the president of the country, it's not official so you won't find it on this list]
Estonia : legalized same-sex marriage
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gay-impressionist · 22 hours
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