Weird Hermitcraft + Life Series + Afterlife AU where Tango is a prince and Scott is his vampire self who works for Tango as a sort of personal assistant/assassin and one day Tango see's this phoenix boy getting picked on by other Nether folk so he send Scott down to help and Scott ends up havign to take Jimmy to the castle and he lives in the dungeon for a while cause he was beaten up pretty badly and they end up becoming friends so when Jimmy finally healthy enough to meet Tango him and Scott just end up bickering the whole time and Tango just loves it to bits

LINKIN PARK: Numb Live in Texas (2003)

"girlie did very much fail at solving a sudoku puzzle to save her life though" NO! SHE ONLY HAD HALF THE NUMBERS YOU CAN'T SOLVE IT LIKE THAT MUCH LESS ON A TIMER

Hey do you remember all those videos of Fernando smelling flowers? Haha yeah....

Feanor's last words being the three (3) curses upon Morgoth's name is sooo juicy. Like you hate him SO MUCH. so damn much right. you just have to use your last breath to make it known that you are filled w hatred for ur worst enemy huh. juicy.

(i know this joke has been made probably  s e v e r a l  times, but) i can’t get over eddie offering to sell chrissy half an ounce for $20 right out the gate like did u have a ring in your lunchbox too buddy bc u might as well propose to her

I have phantom of the opera stuck in my head, so pls join me in the idea of a phantom steddie au

Friendship win! Another person in the art secret society has archeops as their favourite fossil pokemon 😌

Jacob Geller wasnt kidding, that time loop can nihilism

Peach and grey getting a text from plum like:

“I’ve got dinner tonight, got it figured out, no need to worry.”

They both immediately accept that the house will be burnt down by the time they get home.

Plum may very well lose a finger trying to cook.

No one’s around to oversee. She will certainly do some structural damage.

Pray the house pokemon get out in time.

i have a problem called i have to fight off the urge to make a sideblog for a… handful of fnaf characters because i don’t even want to WRITE them i just wanna reblog posts and ramble about personal headcanons

yeah two cakes theory but something about being in... small to medium sized fandoms makes doing the same thing someone else did feel like a social violation honestly?

i immediately lose all motivation to do a thing if someone else does it first because to me, it'll come off like i'm shamelessly copying them or that i thought i could do it better.

(sometimes i probably could, but i'd rather not come off that rude by actually doing so even if i'd had no idea someone else was working on it when the idea hit me.)

Damn u making me hungry with the cookies AND with the notes in your posts about another full fic🤤

🐍Anon

anon you are 95% of my motivation for writing fics now i hope you know that <33

To this day I don't think any expansion really can match the hype of Shadowbringer's finale

Okay but ghost who is turned on by the size difference between you two. Ghost who notices one day that maybe your forearm and his dick are about equal lengths and thickness. Now he can’t stop imagining the bulge it would create in your tummy when he fucks you slow and deep. Ghost, who is guilty of manspreading whenever you walk into the room and lives for the blush that paints your cheeks as you notice his size, and he can’t help but puff his chest up with pride. Omg or ghost who remains unbeatable when you two spar, pinning you down on the mats so easily it’s laughable, pushing his pelvis into yours as one hand holds both your wrists above your head and he is absolutely living for the doe eyed look you give him from underneath. Just giving you my ghost brainrot of the hour lmao

His brain short-circuits when his whole hand easily fits around your wrist. He stops you from grabbing something and something thrums through him at the difference in size, but it digs in when he notices how wide your eyes go. Just staring down at his gloved hand on your wrist.

It's even worse if Ghost notices how much his fingers overlap around your ankle when he's pulling you back down the bed when you try to crawl away. He loves the way your breath hitches when your fingers barely touch after wrapping around his cock. When his boots frame your feet when he's fucking you from behind, it makes his blood pressure spike to see the two side by side.

He always makes you sit down first whenever you go out for a drink or stop at a diner for food. That way he's the first thing anyone sees before their eyes fall on you, and they never get too interested if they register the sheer size of him first. Their eyes sort of glance off you after that.

why do I only get the inspiration to draw when I have 50 THINGS GOING ON AT ONCE