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Bruce is actually really attractive, and I have enough reasoning to make a list
He's:
Tall (. Tall enough to hit his head on the vault doorframe)
Long-legged
Has a straight nose bridge
Has high cheekbones (more noticeable in 2nd pic below)
Has a strong jawline
Sharp eyes, but they aren't small (plus eyebags if you're into that)
Overall, he has strong, attractive facial features
Has broad, refined shoulders. You can tell he works out (or he did, when he was alive)
Even has a thick, muscly neck
He has MUSCLE. Is SCULPTED. NOICE. VERY NOICE. (nice arms. Nice shoulders. Nice neck. Nice legs. Nice butt-)
(There are actually panels where you can see some of his muscles. Other than those already shown here, he's got bricky thighs-
-and in the panels where we first get his name dropped, he's got those shoulder blades too-)
The one time we see him smile, and he actually has a scary one
Has small, kinda sharp pupils, and his eyes remind me of a cat. We only ever saw him tense or defensive, so his resting/listening face is really cute
Other than the physical appearance stuff, he also:
Takes shit without batting an eye (patience, knowing it's just how Kudo is, etc)
Kudo being all "Cut the crap Bruce and give it to me straight", after Bruce tests his blood and is rightfully Concerned because they just faced AFO
Put up with Kudo's experimenting and testing over Yoichi's transferable Factor
Did ya'll see the look on Kudo's face when he realized he had Yoichi's Factor/will? Kudo was going to start in nonsense and Bruce just dealt with that.
Also something I noticed when looking back at the images here; Bruce has bandages on his arms in the void. But not when he faced AFO in the sewers.
Were he and Kudo cutting their arms open in their experimenting over Yoichi's theory? Is this why Kudo has two gauntlets instead of his one? Why we never see his bare arms in the void? That he always keeps his arms down so there's no slip?
Is smart enough to run blood tests, plus has enough common sense to pick Shinomori as his successor
He picked a guy who avoids society, has an Ability to detect danger so he can always stay away from AFO, is also a coward so he's never going to go throw himself into danger, even without knowing instinctively he stands no chance, etc.
Meanwhile, Kudo chose Bruce, who he played Hot Potato Yoichi with; but he did also trust Bruce, and put the only pure combative Ability in OFA through Bruce.
These two made their choices based on what they valued and saw the Factor needed.
Is logical, analytical, and calm.
He tried advising Midoriya on their Abilities in One For All, especially his own.
Midoriya then tried ignoring him about using Fa Jin for the first time, but found he was right, thinking: "Dammit!! I had [Lady Nagant] right where I wanted her, but... ugh! The Third was right. My parallel Quirk processes are all screwed up!" (ch. 314).
Plus, when Midoriya fixed his processing mistakes, Bruce was analyzing the way he reached his new conclusion. Pure facts, no bias, very calm, just saying it as it was.
We never see him panic. When he's caught by surprise in the sewers by AFO, Kudo, and Yoichi's little bubble event, he immediately reacts. He doesn't falter, he just knows he has to do something right now.
Was more willing to listen than Kudo to Yoichi's beckon, and probably was just following Kudo's rejection of Midoriya
While we don't see Kudo's face, we see Bruce's eyes when Yoichi calls on his heroes. Bruce was more open and receptive, or at least more impacted.
Bruce was also the one to start talking, while Kudo just kept quiet.
He actually communicates a lot
When Yoichi called them to support Midoriya, Bruce started talking to paint a picture of why they thought the way they did, so Yoichi understood where they were coming from.
(Though he seems to beat about the bush sometimes, since Kudo spoke up to be direct on how they couldn't just put their trust in some starry-eyed teenager. Plus, when Kudo tells him to just tell him what's wrong [double Factors])
When Midoriya first used Fa Jin against Nagant, Bruce came out just to tell him he knew what he was trying, but that Midoriya wasn't ready; and Midoriya found he was right. Midoriya just didn't want to listen to him then.
He asks Kudo for clarification after finding Kudo had two Factors in him after the sewer incident ("Just to be sure, All For One didn't touch you, right?") Kudo knew him well enough to go "stop beating around the bush and tell me", so Bruce was probably gonna start with questions, theories, and trying to understand everything in general, before saying "yeah you have two Factors. Don't know why".
Is strong-willed and loyal.
He followed Kudo, even to death, carrying on the cause he started until it ended with him.
Plus, when talking about how AFO needs a strong will to override OFA's own, we first see Bruce, Kudo, and Yoichi.
AFO couldn't steal OFA because the will was too strong for him, and that was back during Banjo's time. Since Shinomori never actually tried opposing AFO and just hid, we can assume the first Three (Yoichi, Kudo, Bruce) already had an accumulation of strong willpower that made OFA un-stealable. Those three are a strong enough foundation, and the main wills, that the other users just become bonuses.
Kudo, also saying that Midoriya needs allies with the same will and drive as him... hey Kudo, you're talking about yourself and your old allies, aren't you? That's why you look at Yoichi and Bruce when you say this.
Not only is Bruce attractive, but he's got good character. THE END.
#yes this is a bruce appreciation post#am i biased? yes. am i right that he has these features? also yes.#hes actually a very attractive person. hes got all the right features for it#plus hes smart (some medical knowledge) is really loyal strong-willed and patient#he puts up with kudo SO much#from being bossed around to taking home yoichis brother to whatever the heck kudo made him do to figure out OFA's transfer properties.....#i didnt think much of bruce originally#then i started doing resistance fic stuff and now hes a fave#hes a little blorbo#that i throw in terrible situations for my own entertainment#used his scary smile for comedy purposes#like when he made a kid cry once. or when a meta child was afraid of him so they bit him#has patience to deal with kudo and co. but also. has enough bite to snark them. is how i like writing him#oh? background character? well lemme just *picks him up* EXPAND ON THAT-#fic stuff: he tries making a good impression on a girl and kudo is ruining it immediately#he doesnt know what to do because the two always banter#kudo: fuck you#oc: fuck me yourself you coward#he sees through a rose-lens that kudo is trying to rip off his face#appeciation kinda turned analysis in general#bruce#kudo#yoichi shigaraki#bnha#mha#spoilers#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#NOT YOICHIS BROTHER. i meant Yoichi / AFO's brother in a prev tag up there but theres too much tags i dont wanna rewrite to fix that#(image limit and tag limit)
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#talkys#delete later#(this is a meme redraw)#ruined my life is a strong word. and of course theres lots of self blame and obvs ive probably wronged lots of people before#and i dont deserve unending torture for it. right. like part of me doesnt even actually feel ill will toward the other party#because whatever! normal human experience!#the other part is like ohhh okay you lied to and kinda used me + treated me badly then lied again to the point where i found out the truth#from another party so you didnt even have to fess up yourself and now you're back to being happy as if nothing happened#i was just a stepping stone i was just a distraction. ok!#like for real actually ok ^_^ it literally happens to ppl all the time...#<- he keeps experiencing waves of horrific sense of self worth that already wasnt Too Great as a result#ugh. and thats nobody's fault but my own right.... but idk. i cant believe it...! i cant believe someone treated me dis way#and i let it happen... and i would have let it keep happening if an end hadnt been put to it by someone else....#but still. at the end of the day i was the only one left with these thoughts. ykwim. other party has forgotten. got happy ending.#doesnt deserve ''consequences'' but still feels horrific to see and think about. you know?#i literally got all the bad. throughout and after.
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i'd just like to say that if *i* had written percy jackson, leo would have been the aroace we all know he is
#PLATONIC love would have got him off calypso's island#his arc would be about learning he doesnt need a lover to be worth something instead of whatever the fuck THAT was#leo valdez was the first character i really connected with like that#and then house of hades ruined him for me as a kid#rhi rambles#pjo#percy jackson#heroes of olympus#hoo#toa#trials of apollo#leo valdez#aroace#aroace leo valdez#queer leo valdez#caleo#anti caleo
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Not to be an Orochimaru apologist but the demonization of Orochimaru by the narrative/Konoha is just a way for them to erase the fact that Orochimaru was a victim of the state. Yes he experimented on children, but it never was bc he had “darkness in him even as a child” or bc he was a “born psychopath” or whatever other ableist bs. Orochimaru is a product of Konoha’s cruel war machine. They sent his parents to their deaths, left him an orphan with no psychological support, used him as a child soldier, sent him to war where he witnessed countless atrocities that shaped him to become the cruel, apathetic man we know now. He then had to watch his friend Tsunade mourn the deaths of her 12 YEARS OLD brother and her boyfriend. His disgust and fear of death literally come from the second handed trauma of seeing Tsunade cry over the mutilated body of her baby brother. It’s canon. Is he a cruel megalomaniac who grooms and tortures children? yes. Is he responsible for his actions? yes. But Konoha is responsible as well. They made him a monster, then they turned around and acted like he just woke up one day as a creepy crazy snake man, when it’s literally the result of decades of severe trauma and brainwashing.
How do you expect a mentally unstable child thrown in a battlefield to react? Did they think he was going to grow up to be a nanny? He was taught to torture and kill. Why are they so upset about it? They have a Torture Department that operates in BROAD DAYLIGHT in Konoha. A good chunk of the beloved Yamanaka clan works there. Danzo kidnapped, groomed, brainwashed and experimented on countless children, but bc it’s for the village, it’s okay. Orochimaru is only evil because he hurts people for his OWN gain. That’s why they’re now fine with him in Boruto even though he still experiments on people. Now it benefits Konoha, so the fake morals they dredged up against him previously just vanish.
#orochimaru#anti konoha#anti hiruzen#orochimaru should've stayed a villain#he cannot be redeemed but them acting like its only bc his experiments didnt benefit the village irks me#dude had every right to want to destroy konoha lmao#where's that post where someone says that they shouldve maybe questionned why a founder of the village the student of a hokage and like#two other konoha shinobi wanted to destroy konoha so badly#its a hellhole#i like that orochimaru is almost completly apathetic and doesnt whine abt his backstory#but i wish the fandom at least still acknowledged that he became like that bc of konoha#not 'psychopathy' or whatever#honestly his character was ruined in shippuden#i miss part 1 orochimaru lmao#also wouldve loved a real fight between him and tsunade#but not bc tsunade wants to protect konoha or whatever i want her to beat him up to save the kids#i hate that the emphasis is on poor little konoha and not the children he tortured#anyway this has become an essay oof#naruto meta
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Damn, wouldnt it be crazy if Ruin is trying to create a star Dark Sun envisioned so that he can fix his own universe because he doesnt feel belong and trusted in Sun and Moons?
#a random sams theory i made#since whatever hes working on can distrupt the whole multiverse#what else is powerful enough than the star?#probably wrong but yk#heck maybe hes even trying to make sure Sun and Moons universe doesnt get the Ruin virus in the first place#since their universes is so similar#sams theory#sams#sun and moon show
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Flit (ginger) finds an injured, stray cat and is like "aw poor little guy... let's see if my sister can help you" and so he takes the injured black cat to Fleet. Who is then "I have no idea how to heal a cat" and turns him into a human, heals him, and is ready to turn him back into a cat but then he's just "WAIT IF IM HUMAN I CAN HELP YOU! LEMME BE A HUMAN! I WANNA HELP YOU!" and Fleet looks to Flit who shrugs since it's hard being the only assistance to his sister. So he proceeds to name the guy Eureka and now Eureka refers to Flit as "master" and Fleet as "mistress".
And obsessively tries to help them. But he also talks a lot at times and Fleet gets frustrated and turns him back into a cat as punishment and he sulks off to cuddle next to Flit... who is unfortunately much more patient than Fleet so he's now just stuck with this cat-guy-hybrid obsessed with him. And he doesn't regret /helping/ the cat but .... Eureka is really clingy. So he's just resigned to having either a black cat in his lap or a man looming over him asking "whatcha doing, Master?" at all times.
#my characters#also fun fact i guess idk these two are the flotsam and jetsam duo to fleet who is ursula based#and fleet and flit are twins who got banished from the kingdom their older bro rules bc fleet uses magic for not good#and then she is now like im going to RUIN our brothers LIFE and then gets the worst two henchmen in existence#her younger twin bro with no magic and a cat#but shes determined to be a menace regardless#also as a human eureka is like you know what the coolest thing is about humans??? sweater vests#THEYRE SO COMFY YOU KNOW? why dont you wear sweater vests master? i think youd look good in one#and flit just like i think you can wear a sweater vest as a cat too probably idk but -#and eureka is appalled that flit would ask him to overheat with fur AND a sweater vest#fleet will literally tell flit go find the other guy and flit is like did you try calling his name#and shes like no time you do it#so he walks like ten steps away and goes HERE KITTY KITTY and eureka either immediately appears to hug him#as a human of immediately rubs against his leg as a cat like I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO CALL ME IM READY TO HELP#and flit doesnt know where his life went so wrong but whatever
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I LOVE THEM SO MUCH ZACH I CANT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE (no cause the way I ran to my friends to show them these and proceeded to curl up on the floor while they laughed. IM INSANE OVER THEM QwQ <33333)
THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN, RAHHHHH
just doin' my job, ma'am
#ask reply#AHHHHHHHH TRIONAAAA#IM SO GLAD U LIKE IT DUDE <3333#this was what prompted the 'two wolves' meme i sent u btw#i wanted to throw the sketches at u SO BAD but im glad i didnt ruin the surprise :D#ALSO LMAO I HOPE THIS DOESNT RUIN IT FOR U BUT AFTER I FINISHED THE RAPH ONE#I COULDNT UNSEE IT AS RAFA GENTLY AND LOVINGLY GIVING MIKEY THE MIDDLE FINGER#I LIKE COMPLETELY REDID HIS HAND LIKE THREE TIMES BUT ALAS#hes harnessing the energy of that mark hamill quote after carrie fisher passed#'looking down from the celestrial stratosphere with those big brown eyes#that sly smile on her face as she lovingly extends me the middle finger' <3#fandom friends#also it sounds like things are super busy for you right now but know my lil muppet ass is there on the sidelines rooting for u!!#also ready to be deployed to inflict all my puppet fury on whatever gets in ur way lmao#just say the word boss im on it#o7#(also always here to talk if u ever need <3)
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my mom literally wants to be clueless and im so sick of hearing her say that
#this is why the world is fucked#bc people like her that don’t wanna give a fuck about ANYTHING#as long as she’s fine and I’m fine#well jokes on her I’m not fucking fine#im pissed#we didn’t argue about anything she just literally is like ‘I don’t wanna be i formed’#but by golly she up Donald Trumps ass hatin him#THATS ALL SHE CARES ABOUT#AHE THINKS HE RUINED THE WORLD#BISH ITS BEEN RUINED#IM SO DONE WITH PEOPLE RN#I THINK IM PMSING TOO#WHUCH DOESNT MATTER BC THIS IS ALL LEGIT FEELINGS BUT YA KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN#I told her about the HB 500 trial thing going on in ky where they’re tryin to fuck with workers rights#and she said “no they can’t do that GIRL HAVE YOU LEARNE DANTTHING#THEY CAN AND WILL DO WHATEVER TF THEY WANT TO US#Jesus fuckin Christ#this woman’s gonna make me lose my mfing mind#I just stfu. I didn’t elaborate shit#no reason bc im just wrong and don’t know shit even tho I pay attention#not her#ME#but I’m fucking always wrong
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i pass pretty much all the time but hm. ive heard interesting stuff from drunk ppl i know who dont know im trans
#''haha when my bf was talking about you and i asked to see a picture he showed me one and i was like... is that right? bc i thought that was#a girl in that pic. i mean only bc i didnt expect him to have any girlypop friends haha''#yeah i mean that is an average thing to say and not mean or anything but it hits a bit different when im trans#i mean the person saying that didnt know and if they did they would have never said anything like that#but it's still a bit. hmmm.#also the topic of my looks came up and it's funny how everyone thinks i'm cute#i wish i could b masc hot but im fine with being cute. not everyone can look good the same way#but like it's so common for the only compliment transmascs get being ''cute'' for various reasons but i think in my case it's just my#wavy hair and slight babyface and round features#which yeah ok whatever i'm still young - ive got plenty of time to start looking less like a boy and more like a man#as in even if i was a cis guy id look pretty much like this#though! im only 2 years on t so i cant wait what the future holds for how i'll look :3c#well almost 2 and a hlaf but yknow#also i have a slight. can i say this. ''tranny voice'' which. slay. but i was told i ''sound like a femboy'' which#once again super funny that ppl say that stuff bc they genuinely cant tell im trans#the only reason i pass is bc i get read as [justin mcelroy voice] kinda faggy#oh that guy over there with wide hips and feminine manners and voice and small feet and hands [compared to cis men] with an apparently cute#face who doesnt seem to know anything about stereotypical guy stuff? thats a cis man#and i love that#but also one of these ppl is not cis#if you saw me irl you'd know im insanely easy to clock for trans people#but yeah whatever im just amused by all this it's kind of fun having ppl not know im trans#but also i have a new friend who doesnt know and i think i should let him know at some point if it comes up bc idk man. it feels like im#living a secret life or something. like obviously no one has the right to know im trans but. i can make the choice of wanting someone toknow#but also hes my only guy friend who lives in this city. well technically not the only one i have another friend but we never hang out irl.#anyways i dont want to ruin our broship#i dont think itd get ruined and if it did itd just mean whatever but im still scared#agh idk#leevi talks
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hc that roman liked to play with caroline’s makeup when he was very little until he got caught and then he never dared touch makeup again
#miri talks#i have no clue till when caroline was in the roys life but#i think shiv was 12 ish?? when she left??#im not sure but whatever#when roman has a kid he finds him playing with makeup and doesnt do a thing abt it#like imagine your kids playing with your makeup#and then roman calls him for whatever reason#and the kid comes running with bright red lipstick and mismatched eye shadow#and hes like…huh okay 🤷♀️#they play together with your makeup bc your kid already ruined it all#im talking broken eyeshadows n highlighter and shit#and so roman buys everything new for you but doesnt berate the kid
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think this is the first time ever i have been disappointed to see an awakening banner
#ann cries about feh#I WAS SOOOO READY FOR BABY RAM VILLAGERS MAN#SO READY#BABY KLIFF… WHERE YOU?!????#cuz like. sorry i love the ram kids so much. and NONE OF THEM HAVE ALTS#ok well. thats not true. valentines faye and alm and celica have a few#but 1) v!faye was SO long ago and 2) alm and celica NEVER get seasonals#they got valentines and then??? AND THEN WHAT??#brave alts cuz they won and legends bc its mandatory for lords. ????!!?!!!!?!!!#THATS IT???!!!!#not that baby hell is the best outcome but i thought theyd be a shoe in eventually#also for an awakening baby banner i was. kinda hoping if it happened itd be like. the second gen???#bc. theyre the babies???#BABY LUCINA IS LITERALLY IN THE GAME#i mean i guess itd be weird to have a newborn out on her own like that#but idk i think baby lucina + a few others would be a much better idea than chrom and lissa im sorry#do we not have enough chrom alts.#+ consider if we got like. cousins duo baby lucina and owain. cMONN owain doesnt have enough alts considering hes. yk. OWAIN?!#itd be nice if emmeryn was there though. though again her being relegated to BABY BANNER is kinds insane#ugh idk. couldve had duo baby celica and faye and i think that wouldve been adorable#or not. actually high chance intsys would ruin that and turn them into only talking about alm…#instead we get to have lissa and emmeryn only talking about chrom! whoop de doo!#i think theres actually child chrom lissa emm art out there somewhere i forgot where but#thats probably why. but that doesnt make the missed opportunities hurt any less#whatever ram gang fs next year!!!#please#what if we got baby awakening tiki and its j y!tiki again lmfao
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I'm trying to make a post about how lovely it is that roxane and dustfinger actually like each other but I keep turning into a sentimental mess and I can't finish it
#you know how straight characters only seem to ~love~ each other but not like each other#yeah i want to talk about how these two are always hanging out and talking about everything#and casually but intentionally touching and helping with each other's work#they really love being together they love each other's company and flaws and quirks and hobbies#and obviously are extremely in love with the bonus of it not being the ~ill destroy the world for you~ toxic kind#oh AND are not resentful towards each other#dustfinger not once gets irritated that she remarried and cornelia says roxane doesnt care about whatever he and resa had going on#even when roxane thinks farid is his bio son she's upset because she thinks hes lying about it not that he may have had another kid#AND! are great towards each other's kids cant believe i forgot that#roxane is only pissy with farid when farid is being an asshole which honestly deserved#and dustfinger adores jehan theyre so cute#says kenna#um#inkheart#dustfinger x roxane#and all this after at least 20 yeaes together and enough horror to ruin a dozen lesser marriages
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love the idea of hell just fucking you up and sam and dean being relatively (not relatively when compared to other ppl, but relatively compared to how they are later) normal when it comes to sex pre-hell, but they both get into violent and painful sex afterwards. or that even violent sex is the only sex they can rly get off to afterwards.
#like sam is rough and hes having bloodsex prehell but i mean like. VIOLENT sex after hell#edit: adding moar tags <3 but i think sam (esp after just getting his soul back) wouldnt be like. fucking people wounds or whatever.#i think that theyd still be capable of having normal sex and even craving softcore just sex sex with no bells or whistles#but like they couldnt c*m from it. and maybe even struggle to keep hard from it. bc theys been ruined and only the violent stuff is enough#for them now. but that doesnt mean they like it or that they dont still enjoy tenderness or whatever <3
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The reason North doesn't want Higgins digging up his own past isn't something grand and noble. No, it's actually small and scared and selfish and they're Aware of this too and none of that awareness makes the anxiety of it go away
They're scared that if Higgins digs up who he once was, void forbid if he remembers, he'll become someone else. He'll change from one day to another into someone North doesn't know bc that someone had died millennia ago in a universe they had only set foot in for the first time mere months ago
They're scared that even if it doesn't turn him into a stranger, it'll give him other things to pursue, other lives to want to lead. It'll change his mind about how worth it it is to spend his days on the Orbiter, with this group, with North. It'll give him reasons to leave
#theyre just. completely fuckin different approaches to this#both before and after it actually happens#NONE of this was ever a concern or a plan for higgins and yet its all north can think about#they hide it ofc! they push it down to only be cautious and otherwise supportive of whatever higgins wants#bc theyre a good friend damnit. they refuse to let that change#even while part of them is convinced the mere existence of selfishness has already ruined that#anyway if you love someone you let them go etc etc and its scaring the shit out of north#chatter tag#higgins has never thought about leaving in relation to any of this#he just wants to know who he is#bc to him logically it should be the same as who he was#(it really isnt)#but to him there is no version of 'who he is' that doesnt include 'norths friend'#oc: drifter north#oc: higgins
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Am I nauseous because I'm hungry or because I triggered myself last night
#my stomach hurts and i need to eat but the idea of doing that is. ack#and i cant tell my parents why because id have to unpack so much spontaneously#like id have to explain i was on the internet before they let me make an account and that i didnt tell them when i was getting those dms#and how its basically ruined any neutrality i had towards sex because ill be fine and then BAM!#everyone else is 12 year old me and im an adult and im my abuser and im going to hurt them if i keep talking about this#just because it was only words doesnt mean it fucked everything up forever. i know back then i was aroace but didnt have the words#but i sincerely think id be just sex neutral if it wasnt for that fucking asshole and now i think about sex for too long and get sick#and i didnt say anything because i thought they were my friend and i dont know if they were 11 like they said they were or not either way#its just. im getting so much off my chest here i wish i could go back in time and tell myself to block after that first message#and i didnt say anything after i realized because i wasnt allowed to have social media and i didnt want to get in trouble over that part#fantasizing alone is one thing but as soon as someone else is involved theyre me and im that person on da and i hate it. i hate it i hate it#i hate it i hate it#is that a common thing. where you feel like youre the abuser in certain contexts even if youre nothing like them#whatever. i have physical therapy and then ask a prof if i can use him as a reference and then finish my application if he gets back to me#and then i can rot all i want#sky vents like amogus
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get me OUT OF HERE
#this is about fucking. shipping. fucking orochimaru. get out of this polycule all of you shoo!!! go!!!!#STOP HAVING BABIES AND BEING HAPPY AND GOOEY!!!! STOP!!!!!! YOURE RUINING ME!!!!!!!!!#the fucked up little version of Obito ive made tho and his fucked up little niche of functionally immortal reincarnated body sharing#its like ive made him cat nip for Orochimaru. i was JOKING INITIALLY RIGHT??? I WAS LIKE#HAHA OROBITO HAHA HA HA HAAA FUCKING HELP MR#IM IJ HERE NOW LIKE OH YEAH AND GENE SPLICING IS SOMETHING OROCHIMARU HAS EXPERIENCE IN#AND GIVING HIM THIS AS A HEALYHY OUYLET AND MAKING HIM A MOTHER IN ONE FELL SWOOP#Obito has like 15 kids by the time Miho is created so shes not going yo be his heir (his heirs mother was an Uzumaki he hit it off with and#asked to have a kid with young (17) so shes 14 by the time the main series begins)#any way. Kakuzu being like ok you can have a chold under this roof but i will not be responsible in any way for it#and then holding Miho exactly once and going like 'oh i get why mothers die for their babies now'#Kisame takes the longest to warm up to her which surprises him bcus he gets along well with the rest of Obitos children#(Obito is like well. fuck you guys. Uchiha clan in Ame time and offers people contracts like in situations of fertility he adopts the mother#and father into his clan and turkey basters it (okay no he does send them to the hospitla but) and otherwise offers#a home a name etc for agreeing to join as either a civilian clan member or to have a child of his and some of the#second parents are like oh fuck yeah i want a kid but not a relationship/my husband is infertile/whatever and raise the child#as their own with very lityle input from Obito but some Obito has raised / was raising essentially on his own (such as his heir whos mother#didnt want to be in a relationship with Obito but wanted to test out motherhood and found she Could Not Do It and is now#more of an estranged aunt figure but 14 y/o doesnt have much bad blood about it bcus she has The Scariest Step Dad squad and#is 1000% creepy teen girl coded and it gets validated in sooo many capacities. cant do unethical experiments on mice when one of your step#fathers can bring you into the lab and teach you how to actually do the work and deal with an ethics commity that yes we have to#otherwise your father gives us the neutral but disappointed face)#ANY WAY#CAN YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN ?? LET ME THE FUCK OUT!!! LET ME OUY LET ME OUT HELP SOMEONES FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC
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