I WAS FINDING CRINGY EMO PICKUP LINES FOR NOVA AND THIS CAME UP

When your package is in the country but won’t be arriving until next week because of Easter

Sometimes, r/teenagers has such utter gold that it makes my occasional masochistic visits to it’s suspiciously stained trenches worthwhile

Emphasis on sometimes but still

JESUS LOVES YOU

Based

why is the wash n go kinda eating today ???? hebdjdndj

Happy Easter to those who celebrate! Shout out to Jesus for atoning for all our sins and being resurrected so that I can see all the terrifying nonsense we all come up with here and not go to hell!!!

thanking J Man for creating dabs tonight <3

At blowjob heaven...look!!!

You the hottest babe

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If we DO ever get a Good Omens season 3 (and fingers crossed we will) then using the Second Coming as the narrative device to facilitate the final culmination of Good Omens' ideology and message is brilliant, actually.

Because the Second Coming IS NOT another Adam situation. And, contrary to the misconceptions I've seen, It IS NOT about Jesus being born again as a baby, etc, etc.

THE SECOND COMING. QUITE LITERALLY refers to THE LAST JUDGMENT.

As in. The SAME Last Judgment Michelangelo painted on the walls of the Sistine Chapel. As in - THE JUDGMENT of the Living and the Dead. THE LAST, FINAL, ETERNAL JUDGMENT.

It's the WHOLE thing Armageddon was leading towards. Book of Revelation speedrun: the world ends, everyone dies, and then they get resurrected again to be judged by JESUS himself. He will flick through the Book of Life (WINK WINK WINK DO YOU SEE HOW LOUDLY I'M WINKING AT YOU???), and if your name is there he will go "oh nice you deserve eternal paradise! :D" and if your name is ERASED from the Book of Life he will go "oh no, sorry, you go to the lake of fire for eternity now D:" (except apparently in Good Omens lore it'd just DOOM YOU TO NON-EXISTENCE FOREVER???)

And if you THINK about it, The Last Judgment is the ultimate manifestation of moral absolutism. No shades of gray, no chances. Just BLACK, and WHITE. Never mind that you're like Wee Morag and Elspeth, who are forced to do "bad" things because of circumstances. It's either you pass Judgment Day, or you burn (or disappear forever.) And the way THINGS are going in the Good Omens universe? I don't think there's ANYONE "good" enough to be "saved." Not Crowley, not Aziraphale. Hell, not even the Archangels themselves.

So it provides a PERFECT opportunity for Aziraphale and Crowley to UPEND that SYSTEM entirely.

I think that's what Crowley and Aziraphale would do in s3: establish a new kind of system in which angels and demons have free will to determine the right (or wrong) choice.

Giving them the APPLE, so to speak.

And then they'll go off to retire in a cottage, together at last.

its a "judas and jesus' type girl-dinner...

Some thoughts on organized religion: So many people reject and turn away from organized religion pointing out (very rightly) the disorders and rot that exists there, the support for the societal status quo and the rich/powerful at the expense of the weak and the poor, etc. But religion, and organized religion, is a human creation and a human need.

Like every single other human thing, like money, business, cities, trade, government, etc, organized religion was created thousands and thousands of years ago. Every time there are enough people together, they make these things in one form or another. And like every human thing, organized religion was poisoned and warped by our original sin.

When God became man in Jesus, in a way He is like an antibiotic, or gene therapy, coming into the body and working within it to destroy or cut out the poison. So His Church is organized religion being transformed and purified through His Body and Blood.

THE WAY HES STANDING IS KILLING ME

LOOK AT HIM

Gott sei Dank! Wem denn sonst? – Thank God! Who else?

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