#thank yoooouuuu
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I am purposely doing a shit job just to see Smugface getting buried in deadlines. I am using my dumb blonde persona, arriving late and leaving early, and it’s a delight.
I may have a job waiting for me at another company but it’s not sure yet. I just can’t wait to see his face when he understands the reason I was so disengaged was because I was quietly quitting.
#smug face#can you believe that dumb fuck tells me#that I can speak during meetings like he’s doing me a favor?#or that I can call X important journalist like he entrusting me with an Important Mission#i just 😂#and I m playing along being all like#thank yoooouuuu#while thinking get fucked with gravel#anyway
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youre the perfect snuff bait you deserve to be mutilated beyond recognition n posted online for n3cro freaks to jerk off to
You should know this made me wet 👀
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🧸🪐 ☁️🧩
🧸 ⇢ what's the fastest way to become your mutual?
I'm pretty friendly, so any interaction at all is usually enough.
🪐 ⇢ name three good things going on in your life right now
My dogs and family are healthy, I am employed and I have a little nephew I get to hang out with often.
☁️ ⇢ what made you choose your username?
Answered this here :)
🧩 ⇢ what will make you click away from a fanfiction immediately?
Answered this here :)
Writers Truth or Dare
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Tagged by @sarcasticsciencefictionwriter (I just got v sidetracked for a hot minute there 😅)
How People Perceive You
Rules: Share a picture of your favorite person/character, take this quiz, and post the results!
Person/character I'm obsessed with: Gillian Anderson (because last week at work there was a deeply unhinged conversation about my obsession that was somehow read as 'isn't it great that that Straights can identify hot people regardless of gender' rather than the reality which is decidedly not that...)
I don't know who has or hasn't been tagged yet, so if you haven't been, consider yourself tagged ❤️
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Hyleeeeeem!!! What's your streaming style like? Do you upload a lot? :0
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0|||0 As for my upload sch=dul=, I str=am Thursday through Sunday, and I giv= my grubtub= som= lov= wh=n=v=r I can! 0|||0
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DALLAS STAAAAARS WIN!
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yooo my dude, it was hard cause I already know the answers to most of it but here you go: 4, 21, 26, 34, 44, 46 and 49
4. which cryptyd being do you believe in?
hm that's tricky. I don't know if I believe in a specific one so much as it's more of a "some of them are probably really a thing" or "there is definitely something but I'm not sure what/which"
21. something you’ve kept since childhood?
a wooden dinosaur that my dad made me (in the workshop he had back then in the basement) :')
26. a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?
uh. I replay most of them multiple times, I have anxiety xD
34. is there a song you know every word to by heart?
hm, maybe a few but only if the music is playing? I think the one that comes closest to without music is "lemon tree" lol - blame my high school music teacher.
44. you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?
aw man I don't wanna get in trouble :D pick a dictator of your choice, they all deserve it
46. favorite holiday film?
you know I can't choose, I simply love all the cheesy holiday hallmark movies (although extra bonus points for if it's gay)
49. can you skip rocks?
nope
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💜💜💜
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The shadow of Monday falls upon us sending hopes and love to dmake your weekl wonderful 💕✨🌈💜❤️🥰💛💌🫶🥰😘💋💕💙💜💌 And a cookie 🍪 💕💜💕
Hi there Dear Spots! It is now Tuesday here but the sentiment holds. You are so sweet and thoughtful. Thank you for all the love and hope and cookies! Here have some treats back! 💖💞💖💞❤️🔥🥰✨🤗✨🫶☕️🍪😘💫
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🥺🥺 if you're still doing it! :))
♡ @eternally-smitten
Still doing em!! :D
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THANK YOU the19thtreenutkingdom FOR FOLLOWING ME I APPRECIATE YOU VERY MUCH
*Takeda-worthy speed-bowing*
ARIGATOU GOZAIMATSU
#thanks#listen I care#thank yoooouuuu#also I said it in Japanese but I dunno if I spelled that alk right but it’s sincere
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back again with more carraville brain rot 😃 already out and very whipped carraville dealing with open homophobia from their own fans for the first time since coming out knowing it would happen eventually but not being as prepared as they’d thought they were, whether it’s just one or both of them up to you, lots of comfort of course and defense from either people at sky/class of 92 and extended mates etc. :)))))
had a hard time trying to work out the Vibe for this one bc like tbh I can't imagine fans being that bad like surely SURELY in 2024 they've moved on from the classic football homophobia... but then I remembered that people LOVE to hate Gary so of course they would. And Gary doesn't care about people hating him but Jamie is fussy and protective so he's getting all angry on Gary's behalf meanwhile he's out too and everyone is still lovely to him kdsgfjhkdsds.....
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Gary’s not exactly a stranger to getting abuse from the stands. It sort of comes with the job – his name has always been and will continue to be attached to his club, and for every football fan he meets that supports United he’s going to meet another five who hate his guts.
Besides, he was at one point the proud holder of the title ‘most hated footballer in England’. Any cruel chants people can come up with, he’s probably heard it before.
So the first time it happens, he doesn’t even notice.
He’s pitch-side for Monday Night Football, chatting about the upcoming game, when he sees a producer behind the camera shoot a worried look towards the stands before giving him the ‘cut’ gesture.
He’d thought he still had a couple of minutes, was only just getting into the swing of it, but he’s a professional so he winds it up quickly and lets them cut back to studio.
Once the light’s off on the camera, he takes his earpiece out and asks “what was’at about?”
The producer just stares at him for a second, astounded. She blinks, then says “the audio – the mics keep picking up noise from the stands, and obviously – we can’t air that sort of thing.”
With a while to go before kick-off, the stands are still only half-full, and for the first time all evening Gary takes a moment to actually listen to what the home supporters are chanting.
He’s not sure what he’s expecting, maybe to be called a cunt (which he’s always rather enjoyed), but this –
He turns to the producer but she’s on the phone, speaking in harsh whispers. After a minute or two, she strides over to Gary and holds the phone out, scowling.
“Carragher’s threatening to walk off set,” she tells him. “You try talk some sense into him.”
Gary takes the phone, walks a few steps away from the camera set-up and says “Carra, you muppet, what’s this I hear about you walking out mid-show?”
“Someone ‘as to do somethin’,” Jamie says, “Show the fans it’s not okay to –”
“Christ alive, ‘s hardly the first time in my life I’ve been called a fag, now, is it?” Gary says with a strained chuckle, though when he tries to think back he’s not entirely sure that’s true. Still, first time for everything. “An’ what’s you havin’ a hissy fit gonna achieve? It’s Leeds, Jamie, you know they like to try rile me up ‘ere. And you’re a five hour drive away, what exactly d’you think you can do right now, idiot?”
He hears Jamie’s breathing start to slow down. “’s not right, though.”
“Eh, maybe not. But I’ve had worse, and Sky’s not payin’ you a million a year to yell at rowdy fans, are they? So go park yer bum, apologise to David for your tantrum, and get on wit’ show. I’ll see you tomorrow, okay?”
He hangs up, and hands the phone back to the producer with a nod.
“We’re good?” she asks, eyeing him carefully.
“We’re good.” There’s a dull ache starting to build at his temples. This, too, he’s pretty good at ignoring. He smiles. “About time to head up to commentary box, in’t it?”
*
Jamie wants to talk about it on the podcast the next day. Gary tells him to stop being so dramatic.
*
Except, turns out it wasn’t a one-time thing.
It’s funny, the fans mostly leave Jamie alone. It’s Gary they seem to have a problem with, like he, personally, is everything wrong with the world of football. It comes from both sides, too, the small minority who hate him for being gay and the so-called allies who criticise him for daring to come out when he should have known that it’d only aggravate the existing problems in football culture.
Again, Jamie gets none of this. Gary suspects this is because Liverpool is leading the league while United are still stuck mid-table.
He goes out to a pub with his friends one Saturday after Salford’s lost their latest fixture, and he leaves with a black eye.
That’s new.
*
“Put all the make-up on it you want,” Jamie complains while they’re getting set up for the next Stick to Football, “don’t hide the fact that yer eye looks half the size it’s meant to be.”
It’s really not that bad. Gary ignores him and lets the make-up lady continue to work her magic.
“Thoughtful of them to hit the side that’s faced away from camera, wouldn’t you say? ‘sides, it’s not even that bad.” He looks across the table and shrugs. “Is it, Roy?”
Roy’s glare is all the reply he needs.
“This doesn’t feel right, Gal,” says Wrighty, reaching out to touch Gary’s hand. “Are you sure you don’t want to – we’ve got a good audience, here, maybe talking about it would help.”
“This one weren’t even about the gay thing!” he argues. The other four around the table give him disbelieving looks. “It weren’t. It was just post-match frustrations, these things ‘appen.”
“But nobody ever tried to hit you before the fuckin’ gay thing, did they?” Roy says.
Gary sighs, exasperated. “I don’t want it to start a whole conversation, though, do I? Just want things to go back to normal.”
“I, uh,” Jill says, clearing her throat awkwardly. “I don’t think this one’s gonna just ‘go back to normal’, to be fair.”
Well, never let it be said that Gary can’t tell when he’s outnumbered.
“Fine,” he says, raising his hands in surrender. “Fine, we’ll talk about it. But I’m tellin’ you, it won’t change anythin’”
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“No match commentary, for rest of season. Me as well. Studio only.”
“That’s a nonsense, Jamie, I can try talk them ‘round –”
“It were my idea.”
“James…”
Jamie’s looking at him, face set, stubborn as always. And he’s so stupid, sometimes, so naïve. Ready to go to war over something that Gary’s been treating like nothing more than a minor nuisance.
“You want things to go back to normal?” Jamie argues, voice steady. “Doesn’t get much more normal than me ‘n’ you in studio on a Monday night, does it? It’ll be like old times.”
God, but Gary loves this man.
“Thought they’ve been tryin’ to keep us apart, on screen,” he says lightly, trying for a smirk. His way of telling Jamie fine, you win this one. “Keep us from getting handsy, like.”
Jamie’s face breaks into a grin, his shoulders relaxing. “Speak for yerself, lad, I’m a professional. Think I can keep me hands to meself for an hour or two.”
“Professional my arse,” Gary says, taking a step towards Jamie. “I’d bet you couldn’t last ten minutes.”
Jamie, as if this somehow helps his case, places his hands on Gary’s hips and pulls him closer. Gary, who’s made no such promises of keeping his hands to himself, loops his arms around Jamie’s shoulders and uses one hand to gently bash the back of his head.
Jamie rolls his eyes with a fond smile and leans in to kiss him.
“Uh uh uh,” Gary says, leaning away from him. “Thought you were a professional, like, can’t go kissin’ your co-pundit where anyone might see.”
“You are such a bloody nightmare,” Jamie grumbles, and goes to kiss him again.
This time, Gary lets him.
#thank yoooouuuu as always for the prompt!!! I love writing gary being like 'this is literally not a big deal'#and everyone around him going 'yes it is. oh my god.'#carraville#drabbles
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BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <3
AAAAAAAAA thank you Starri CCCC: (why are yall being SO DAMN SWEET TODAY???)
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Sooo...that ice scene...
How's Vanth doing? :D
Vanth has severe frostbite and a LOT of feelings XD
He's still processing everything (hell, I'm still processing it XD). But it's mostly good feelings, which is a welcome change.
He's been operating at a dead sprint since the beginning of the game, just running as hard and as fast as he can, because if he slows down even a little or, god forbid, hesitates, he will immediately sink (and it will become clear to everyone just how far, FAR over his head he is). But he keeps going thinking that surely, eventually he has to hit solid ground where he can catch his breath and get his bearings and fucking rest, but there never is; every time it seems like there might be, the situation escalates again.
All that to say -- I think he found his solid ground. 💜
#thank yoooouuuu for the ask! :D <3#what if we were doomed by the narrative and we were both guys?#also i will forever be a sucker for the trope of staying/choosing to stay as a declaration of love
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Get attacked!! ✨🌈SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING🌈
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Oh hey, just realized that as of today I'm at
🎊 400 Followers! 🥳
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To celebrate, why don't we do a little AMA session? If you like, drop a question of anything you'd like to know about me in my ask box! It can be fandom related or personal or whatever. If it's too weird don't worry I just won't answer. 😅
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