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#tfa felix
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Not to be rude or anyth
Your kinda jerky
Like your opinion has to be the opinion
Kinda self centered
Me activities
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Also uh
Context cuz wtf are you even referring to bruh
Ik mfs lurk in my inbox anonymously dont pretend like your not a repeat offender
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Okay, think I've got the list. With apologies to anyone who get cut. I'll start working on grouping everyone tomorrow. In the meantime, if you want to send in infodumps/propaganda about these nonships, by all means do! That will give me something to work with when I build the graphics
James Ironwood and Boyd Drake (RWBY and Ducktales/DTLS)
Isaac "Felix" Gates, David Gates, and Jaune Arc (RvB, Camp Camp, RWBY/Luna Brothers)
Louie Duck and Oscar Pine (Ducktales and RWBY/DTLS)
Knight and Survivor Slugcat (Hollow Knight and Rainworld)
Brett Hand and Susie (Inside Job and Deltarune)
Pizzazz and Roxanne Wolf (Gem and the Holograms and FNAF)
Trunks Briefs and Chibiusa (Dragonball Z and Sailor Moon)
Halloween and Nightcore (Castles of the Calendar and Holiday Spirits)
Mamoru Amami and Steven Universe (GaoGaiGear and Steven Universe)
Penny Polendina and Uran (RWBY and Astro Boy)
Wahuu Matsuri and Adam Ainosuke (Tokyo Ghoul and Sk8 the Infinity)
Jon Sims and Jonny D'ville (TMA and The Mechanisms)
Eddie Munson and Jason Scott (Stranger Things and Power Rangers 2o17)
The Aurora and BEE (The Mechanisms and Archivistbot)
Wakko Warner and Babs Bunny (Animaniacs and Tiny Toons)
Zuko and Todoroki Shouto (A:tLA and BNHA)
Diamonds Droog and Kaz Brekker (Homestuck and Six of Crows)
Tucker Foley and Clawdeen Wolf (Danny Phantom and Monster High)
Team Lit (from White Boy Bracket)
Stanley and Cesare (from White Boy Bracket)
Cody Burns and Penny Proud (Transformers Rescue Bots and The Proud Family)
Leo Walker and Iris (Egyxos and Lolirock)
Tim Stoker, Lup and Taako (TMA and TAZ)
Globine and Webby (Globi and Ducktales)
Rouge the Bat and Meta-Knight (Sonic and Kirby)
Jevil, Marx, and Dimentio (Deltarune, Kirby, and Super Paper Mario)
Ruby and Rarity (Pokespe and MLP:FiM)
Madoka and Sakura (Madoka Magica and Cardcaptor Sakura)
Cody Burns, Marinette, and Mirabel (Rescue Bots, MLB, and Encanto)
Bill Cipher and Ouma (Gravity Falls and Danganronpa)
Church and Kris Dreemur (RvB and Deltarune)
Gregory, Crying Child, and Omori (FNAF and OMORI)
Sonia Nevermind and L (Danganronpa and L)
Cassandra Cain and Soundwave (DC and Transformers)
Dick Grayson and Drift (DC and Transformers)
Tim Drake and Red Alert (DC and Transformers)
Rook Blonko and Prowl (Ben 1o and TFA)
Bruce-Damian Wayne and Tony-Morgan Stark (DC and MCU)
Pit and Sora (Kid Icarus and Kingdom Hearts)
Rosaline and Lucas (Super Mario Galaxy and Mother 3)
Roy and Roy Koopa (Fire Emblem and Super Mario Bros)
Meg Griffin, Bert, and Ernie (Family Guy and Sesame Street)
Riley Freeman and Jack Horner (Boondocks and Puss in Boots)
Stanley Parable and Arthur Dent (Stanley Parable and Hitchhiker's Guide)
Chidaruma and Lord English (Dorohedoro and Homestuck)
Ruby Rose and Fukase (RWBY and Vocaloid)
Yang, Gumi, and IA (RWBY, Vocaloid, and Cevio)
Leonardo, Dewey Duck, and Sonic (Rise:TMNT, Ducktales, and Sonic movies)
Nightcrawler and Nightwing (DC and X-Men)
Alfred, Bucky, and Steve (DC and Marvel)
Yelena Belova and Damian Wayne (Marvel and DC)
Ventus and Hunter (Kingdom Hearts and The Owl House)
Mark Beaks and Tyrian Callows (Ducktales and RWBY/DTLS)
Lancer and Bowser Jr (Deltarune and Super Mario)
Shigeo and Molly McGee (MP1oo and The Ghost and Molly McGee)
Isabelle and Doomslayer (Animal Crossing and Doom)
Mystery Kids (?)
Gentle Heart Lamp and Chris Walker (CareBears and Outlast)
Grumpy Bear and Billy Hope (CareBears and Outlast)
Boyd Drake and Penny Polendina (Ducktales and RWBY/DTLS)
Maya Fey and Doctor- 12 (Ace Attorney and Doctor Who)
Mario and Sonic (Super Mario Bros and Sonic franchise)
Han Solo and Peter Quill (Star Wars and MCU)
Commander Fox and Commissioner Gordon (Star Wars and DC)
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bornforastorm · 1 year
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WIP Game Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have WIPs.
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Thanks for the tag beloved friend @majorbaby!!  you make me feel better about the insane number of WIPs I have.
list below, with a little what's-what because I name things really minimally:
tagging: @boasamishipper @ireallyamabear @ anybody else who would like to!!
1. 1917 (to love and be loved is to be changed) 2. aliens (hudson makes it, alien 3 doesn’t happen, ripley/hicks/hudson and their daughter newt) 3. andor 4 (everybody lives au, love as rebellion, nemik/skeen) 4. goldfinch (boris comes to ny with theo at the end) 5. JB (james bond/felix leiter, oh no my friend is too important to me) 6. JB 2 (bond/leiter, my friend has low self esteem over his disability and i love him so much) 7. llewyn (inside llewyn davis, my bf was great but then he jumped off a bridge) 8. mash 3 (hawktrap trapper goes to maine/hawkeye loves his hometown) 9. mfu (man from uncle tv napoleon/illya duh) 10. MI1a (making ethan’s sad apartment less sad thru friendship) 11. mum (the mummy 2017 nick is sick af and it’s getting worse) 12. mum 2 (nick gets totally subsumed by the monster) 13. mummer 3 (the mummy 2017 nick-vail back story) 14. nice guys (there are no second acts in american lives) 15. perry 3 (strickson new years 1930) 16. perry 4 (ham and perry hook up and perry immediately regrets it) 17. perry 4.5 (ham clocks pete as in love with perry, post s2) 18. perry 7 (post swim back to shore, perry brings pete back to his place) 19. perry 8 (perry finds pete in the blackmail pictures) 20. perry 9 (that fuckin bridge) 21. pm 3 (terry + fireworks = a bad new years) 22. pm 4B (sequel to my retirement fic) 23. pm 5 (marlowe gets the shit kicked out of him) 24. pm 6 (marlowe runs after terry after the end of TLG) 25. pm 7 (marlowe and terry are dating but neither of them know it) 26. pm 8 (marlowe goes to find terry in acapulco) 27. pm 9 (terry goes to marlowe right away after finding sylvia) 28. pm 10 (marlowe bumps into terry in NYC) 29. pm 11 howard (terry lacks an inherent self) 30. pm 12 (terry calls marlowe after being shot) 31. pm 14 (modern au) 32. pm 15 (marlowe gets the shit kicked out of him 2) 33. pm 16 sylvia (marlowe attends a dinner party at the lennox’s) 34. pm BEB (the Black-Eyed Blonde but with a more acceptable ending to me) 35. pMsG (a marlowe-steve grayce encounter + terry of course) 36. PRU (pacrim uprising, nate and hermann are the same type of guy) 37. R-A (reanimator) 38. SH (doyle holmes, watson and moran become weird friends during the hiatus) 39. stare wares (kylo does force crimes against poe post-TFA) 40. stare wares 2 (poe’s x-wing crashes very bad) 41. terror (miracles on the ice) 42. TL (some terry lennox perspective) 43. TLB 2 (david survives and is a feral weirdo for a while) 44. TLB 3 (the lost boys, david/michael + david and his dad, sortof a sequel my david-as-ace merrill fic) 45. WSS 2 (riff and tony go to coney island)
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felixkinnie · 3 years
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hot take: it is legal and actually quite sexy to hunt tristen stans for sport
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Conversation
Mercy, texting Alannah: A theif.
Alannah: Thief?
Mercy: Theif.
Alannah: I before E except after C.
Felix, who is trolling: Thceif.
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ladyofriverrun · 3 years
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blueshirezz-2 · 2 years
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✨ MaleWife ✨
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hoopyfrood · 6 years
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still dont get it
rey: [confirms she wants to kill kylo and calls him a creature]
kylo: [tells rey he can take whatever he wants and invades her mind]
weird fucks: they should date
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Request rules
My oneshot/headcanon requesting rules!
Best at
Fluff
Angst
Yandere
Gore
Platonic
Romance
F!reader
M!reader
Gn!reader
X readers
Oneshots
Headcanons
Decent at
Nsfw [if you have any smut requests, go to my side blog made specifically for stuff like that. All rules and boundaries apply there as well.]
Death
Cc X oc
oc x oc
Crossovers
Will not do
Anything related to S/h, S/a, suicide, etc [maybe in the future for spreading awareness.]
Proshipping [Incest, Adult x minor, etc]
Noncon/r@p4
Write weird feitishes
Matchups [maybe in the future]
Cc x cc
Fandoms I write for
Friday night funkin
Five nights at freddy’s [all games]
Disney: Twisted wonderland
Obey me! Shall we date?
Cookie run: Kingdom
Cookie run: Ovenbreak
Wings of fire
Mcyts/dsmp
Market of monsters
The walten files
Genshin impact
Ensemble stars
Arcana twilight
Tfp, tfa and tfrid [transformers]
12k TMNT, ROTTMNT
Haikyuu
Characters I write for
Fnf
Mommy mearest
Daddy dearest
Bf
Gf
Pico
Skid[platonic]
Pump[platonic]
Lemon demon
Tankman/Captain
Senpai
Fnaf
All characters besides Balloon boy and any of his alternative animatronics, C.c, Elizabeth, etc. Along with the book characters, I won’t write the book characters.
Twst
All characters [platonic only for Cheka and Ortho, romance or platonic only for any other minors]
Obey me
All characters [Platonic only for luke]
Crk + Crob
All characters, it will be platonic for minors.
Wof
The dod
The talons of peace
The jade winglet
Ex queen scarlet 
Burn
Blister
Blaze
Jambu
Luna
Cricket
Blue
Swordtail
Sundew
Willow
Wasp
Ruby
Fatespeaker
Smolder
more characters are to come
Mcyts/Dsmp
Nihachu
Jack Manifold
Slimecicle
Others may be added later
Market of monsters
Nita
Kovit
Adair
The walten files
Jack
Rosemary
Felix
Susan
Brian
Genshin impact
All playable characters, platonic only for minors under 14 [Yaoyao, Klee, etc], romantic and platonic only for minors under 18 [Bennett, Collei, Razor, etc]
Ensemble stars
Romantic or Platonic for all characters
Arcana twilight
Arcturus
Sirius
Vega
Pollux
Alpheratz
Spica
Transformers
Only characters from the tfp, tfa and tfrid series
TMNT
No nsfw accepted at all for any characters
12k turtles
12k Casey
ROTTMNT April
ROTTMNT turtles
Sunita
Cassandra
ROTTMNT casey
Haikyuu
Yachi Hitoka
Hinata Shoyo
Kiyoko Shimizu
Kageyama Tobio
Sugawara Koshi
Daichi Sawamura
Tanaka Ryuunosuke
Yu Nishinoya
Yamaguchi Tadashi
Matsukawa Issei
Iwaizumi Haijime
Oikawa Tooru
Yahaba Shigeru
Kyotani Kentaro
Hanamaki Takahiro
Kuroo Tetsuroo
Yaku Morisuke
Kenma Kozume
Lev Haiba
Yamamoto Taketora
Fukunaga Shohei
Bokuto Kotaro
Akaashi Keiji
Konoha Akinori
Tendou Satori
Goshiki Tsutomu
Shirabu Kenjiro
Semi Eita
Kita Shinsuke
Aran Ojiro
Miya Atsumu
Miya Osamu
Suna Rintaro
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Yuji Terushima
Daishou Suguru
Important posts:
Feel free to ask me anything about what else I’d write if it isn’t listed, and feel free to request whenever! 
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muddywarriorcat · 3 years
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Welcome to my blog!
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Name: Muddy
Age: 20
I am asexual aromantic
I’m just here for the fun of it. Sometimes I make original posts but I usually reblog stuff I think is cool.
I’m an artist who typically draws lots of fanart for what I’m interested in
I am someone who is uncomfortable with NSFW so please don’t say NSFW things under my posts
Stuff you may see me posting about/my interests are: Halloween (Mainly Michael Myers), Slashers, DBD, Skyrim, Fallout 4, Outer Worlds, Animal Crossing, Sally Face, Transformers Animated, Star Wars, Unus Annus, FNAF, Sonic the Hedgehog, the band Ghost, and Garfield.
I’m a self shipper as well! I ship myself with Michael Myers, Nick Valentine, and Felix Millstone.
Comfort Characters are Michael Myers, Nick Valentine, Cicero (Skyrim), Sal Fisher, Retsuko, Mae Borowski, Funtime Freddy, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, Sonic the Hedgehog, Oswald The Lucky Rabbit, Glitchtrap, Felix Millstone, Optimus Prime(TFA), Bumblebee(TFA), Papa Emeritus III/Terzo, Papa Emeritus IV/Copia, Corey Cunningham
I also kin(just for fun tho) Ghostface(mostly his DBD version), Laurie Strode, Mae Borowski, Optimus Prime(TFA), Bumblebee(TFA), Oswald the Lucky Rabbit(Disney+Epic Mickey), Steve Harrington (Stranger Things), and Corey Cunningham (Halloween Ends)
DNI if u are anti-LGBTQ+, a pro shipper, anti-BLM, anti-ACAB, anti-feminist, use the term “snowflake” unitonically(ur embarrassing), someone who reposts other people’s art without knowledge or credit, someone who doesn’t like self shipping (as in hate it, if u find it weird and are polite about it that’s fine), pro-Trump, are just generally a really scummy person, if u hate furries (I am a furry so get off my account it’s not for you)
Sorry if this was long but I hope you enjoy the dumb content I’ll post or find on this hellsite
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classiifieddroid · 3 years
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𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑺𝑯𝑬𝑬𝑻 
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𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐒
Full name: Bethany Berr Nicknames / aliases: BB-8, BB, Bee-Bee, Bethy, Beth, Buddy, Height: 4'10 Age: 25 - 27 (TFA-TROS, dependent) Zodiac sign: Cancer Spoken languages: Basic, Droidspeak, some Yavinian (she learned most of it from Poe rather than through her tech), some Huttese, and a handful of other languages due to her tech
𝐏𝐇𝐘𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐒
Hair color: Ginger Eye color: One hazel eye, one cybernetic eye with a darker iris. Body type: Small, petite. Voice: Alto sounding voice with some nasal and dramatic pitch variations Dominant hand: Ambidextrous Posture: Curved, mainly from working on ships so much. Put your hands on her shoulders and make her stand up straight bc she totally needs to. Scars: Many. Three circular scars on the right side of her face from her surgery (around her right eye, apple of her cheek to her temple, and jaw to her neck. Cybernetic right eye. Antenna behind right ear. Blaster scar on her left arm. Tattoos: None (She wants a few. She wants to share a tattoo with Poe/Rey/Finn. She wants to get a tattoo in remembrance of those who passed in Black Squadron. She wants one for Poe - probably the coordinates of his home-planet bc he is home to her.) Birthmarks: Scattering of freckles everywhere - over her shoulders, her forehead, her nose, her chest. She has a small birthmark on her stomach above her belly button. Most noticeable features: Her clearly cybernetic parts. Her scars. Her height. Her hair. The grease that’s somehow always on her cheek.
𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐃
Place of birth: Hosnian Prime Siblings: None. Parents: Evelli Kimhul (mother, status unknown), Felix Berr (father, status unknown)
𝐀𝐃𝐔𝐋𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄
Occupation: Mechanic / Co-pilot Current residence: Wherever the Resistance goes. Close friends: Poe Dameron, Rey, Finn, Rose Tico, Jessika Pava, Kare Kun, Snap Wexley. Relationship status: Single (verse dependent) Financial status: lower class (currently), middle class (after TROS) Driver's license: Yes. Criminal record: She has stolen a Star Yacht; she is a Resistance spy; yes. Vices: Alcohol (she’s got a strangely high alcohol tolerance for her height)
𝐒𝐄𝐗 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄
Sexual orientation: Bisexual with a preference for men- demiromantic. Preferred sexual role: Brat but also lowkey pillow princess Libido: relatively low. Turns-ons: praise, pet names, displays of strength Turns-offs: humiliation, spanking, collars Love language: Physical touch, acts of service
𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐎𝐔𝐒
Character's theme song: Mr Blue Sky - Electric Light Orchestra Hobbies to pass time: tinkering, flying, building/repairing droids (after the war, she actually finds out she loves gardening.) Mental illnesses: PTSD, anxiety/panic disorder Left or right brained: Right brain by choice lol. Phobias: Death, being brainwashed. Self confidence level: 70 %
Tagged by: no one lolol.
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mirandalinotto · 3 years
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The Flight Attendant Rant
*Here there be spoilers for the final episode*
Edit: this was written before a gif brought to my attention a certain something happening with a book being slipped into a pocket. 
okay, i’m calling bullshit. BULLSHIT. I was fully expecting Miranda Croft to stagger out of the bathroom and kill Felix. It would’ve been poetic justice, that he underestimated her ability to survive that fight in the elevator. It would’ve been brilliant, because it would show that his own need to brag about his kill by using her body for shock value would’ve backfired on him. 
but no. some deus ex machina bullshit happens and it’s two men who ultimately save Cassie, not Miranda, whose entire raison d’etre in the last two episodes has been to keep them both alive...?
I’m glad that it’s implied that she got away... but i’m calling bullshit, because logistically, it doesn’t make sense. Someone had to see her get out of the bathroom and put the book in Cassie’s jacket pocket. This was a small hotel room, with no less than four other people around to see her. It looked like there wasn’t a window in the bathroom, so she couldn’t have gotten out that way, and even if she had, I can guarantee Cassie’s jacket wasn’t in the bathroom with her. So, is TFA arguing that Miranda Croft, who is obviously near-death (or else Felix wouldn’t have left such a loose end) stumbled out of the bathroom, found Cassie’s coat, wrote a message, and put the book inside it, ALL WITHOUT BEING SEEN while police and paramedics arrived....?!?!
i call bullshit. she’s an assassin, not a ghost.
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James Ironwood and Boyd Drake (RWBY and Ducktales/DTLS)
Isaac "Felix" Gates, David Gates, and Jaune Arc (RvB, Camp Camp, RWBY/Luna Brothers)
Louie Duck and Oscar Pine (Ducktales and RWBY/DTLS)
Knight and Survivor Slugcat (Hollow Knight and Rainworld)
Brett Hand and Susie (Inside Job and Deltarune)
Pizzazz and Roxanne Wolf (Gem and the Holograms and FNAF)
Trunks Briefs and Chibiusa (Dragonball Z and Sailor Moon)
Halloween and Nightcore (Castles of the Calendar and Holiday Spirits)
Mamoru Amami and Steven Universe (GaoGaiGear and Steven Universe)
Penny Polendina and Uran (RWBY and Astro Boy)
Washuu Matsuri and Adam Ainosuke (Tokyo Ghoul and Sk8 the Infinity)
Jon Sims and Jonny D'ville (TMA and The Mechanisms)
Eddie Munson and Jason Scott (Stranger Things and Power Rangers 2o17)
The Aurora and BEE (The Mechanisms and Archivistbot)
Wakko Warner and Babs Bunny (Animaniacs and Tiny Toons)
Zuko and Todoroki Shouto (A:tLA and BNHA)
Diamonds Droog and Kaz Brekker (Homestuck and Six of Crows)
Tucker Foley and Clawdeen Wolf (Danny Phantom and Monster High)
Team Lit (from White Boy Bracket)
Stanley and Cesare (from White Boy Bracket)
Cody Burns and Penny Proud (Transformers Rescue Bots and The Proud Family)
Leo Walker and Iris (Egyxos and Lolirock)
Tim Stoker, Lup and Taako (TMA and TAZ)
Globine and Webby (Globi and Ducktales)
Rouge the Bat and Meta-Knight (Sonic and Kirby)
Jevil, Marx, and Dimentio (Deltarune, Kirby, and Super Paper Mario)
Ruby and Rarity (Pokespe and MLP:FiM)
Madoka and Sakura (Madoka Magica and Cardcaptor Sakura)
Cody Burns, Marinette, and Mirabel (Rescue Bots, MLB, and Encanto)
Bill Cipher and Ouma (Gravity Falls and Danganronpa)
Church and Kris Dreemur (RvB and Deltarune)
Gregory, Crying Child, and Omori (FNAF and OMORI)
Sonia Nevermind and L (Danganronpa and L)
Cassandra Cain and Soundwave (DC and Transformers)
Dick Grayson and Drift (DC and Transformers)
Tim Drake and Red Alert (DC and Transformers)
Rook Blonko and Prowl (Ben 1o and TFA)
Bruce-Damian Wayne and Tony-Morgan Stark (DC and MCU)
Pit and Sora (Kid Icarus and Kingdom Hearts)
Rosaline and Lucas (Super Mario Galaxy and Mother 3)
Roy and Roy Koopa (Fire Emblem and Super Mario Bros)
Meg Griffin, Bert, and Ernie (Family Guy and Sesame Street)
Riley Freeman and Jack Horner (Boondocks and Puss in Boots)
Stanley Parable and Arthur Dent (Stanley Parable and Hitchhiker's Guide)
Chidaruma and Lord English (Dorohedoro and Homestuck)
Ruby Rose and Fukase (RWBY and Vocaloid)
Yang, Gumi, and IA (RWBY, Vocaloid, and Cevio)
Leonardo, Dewey Duck, and Sonic (Rise:TMNT, Ducktales, and Sonic movies)
Nightcrawler and Nightwing (DC and X-Men)
Alfred, Bucky, and Steve (DC and Marvel)
Yelena Belova and Damian Wayne (Marvel and DC)
Ventus and Hunter (Kingdom Hearts and The Owl House)
Mark Beaks and Tyrian Callows (Ducktales and RWBY/DTLS)
Lancer and Bowser Jr (Deltarune and Super Mario)
Shigeo and Molly McGee (MP1oo and The Ghost and Molly McGee)
Isabelle and Doomslayer (Animal Crossing and Doom)
Mystery Kids (?)
Gentle Heart Lamp and Chris Walker (CareBears and Outlast)
Grumpy Bear and Billy Hope (CareBears and Outlast)
Boyd Drake and Penny Polendina (Ducktales and RWBY/DTLS)
Maya Fey and Doctor- 12 (Ace Attorney and Doctor Who)
Mario and Sonic (Super Mario Bros and Sonic franchise)
Han Solo and Peter Quill (Star Wars and MCU)
Commander Fox and Commissioner Gordon (Star Wars and DC)
Upgrading the checklist because now I'm checking off the ones that have graphics in place. Also turns out I missed a few when I was making graphics so I have a couple I need to make graphics for, but only a couple. Anyway like I said we progress.
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darksidekelz · 3 years
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Last 20
Credit to @writingwife-83
Thanks for tagging me, @hanuko​
Guidelines: List the first lines of your last 20 stories (if you have less than 20,  just list them all.) Choose your favourite opening line, tag some friends!
I may have skipped a few of the more … content warn-y ones.
1. Living in a Lightless World (TFP) -  The scenario was a familiar one.  A hard, unyielding table beneath him, the sickening sound of Autobot voices drifting in the surrounding space, powerful restraints around his wrists, his chest – cables deactivated, as well as his audio transmitters.  Soundwave was helpless, again at the Autobots’ mercy.  But this time, he didn’t care.
2. I Know What You Did (G1) -  Praxus was a surprisingly good city for business.  Sure, it had always carried the image of pristine totalitarianism – the home of the Enforcers, of the most uptight mechs on the face of Cybertron.  And yes, everyone had laughed when Swindle had voiced his intentions to open shop there.  'No one will buy from you.’  'You’ll be arrested in a week.’  Well, the laugh was on them!
3. All My Decepticons (Transformers) -  Our show begins in a lovely little suburban neighborhood.  The sky is clear, and a slight breeze rustles the leaves in the trees.  We zoom in on a house, picturesque and welcoming, like something out of The Brady Bunch, only, instead of being scaled to humans, it is scaled to giant robots.  Why?  Because how else are the giant robot inhabitants going to fit inside?
4. Call Me Master (TFP) - It hurt to see him like this.  Soundwave had always come across as untouchable - like a benevolent deity who had, through some miracle of fate, chosen to grace Megatron with his undying loyalty and devotion.  
5. Hope for the Hopeless (TFA) -  A flash of metal, a distorted scream, the biting sting of claws in his plating.  Deadlock was fighting for his life, and nothing else mattered. 
6. Fear Itself (Red vs Blue) -  Felix had been expecting a little more fanfare when he’d stepped through the gate - a small army of people he’d wronged in his life, for starters.  That useless pirate had claimed to have been confronted by his own victims when he’d been shoved through earlier. Judging by the whistling abyss that greeted him, however, the gate had something different in store this time.
7. A Single Thread (G1) -  It had been a long and arduous road, but finally, Swindle’s work was starting to pay off.  He smiled at the message he held in his hands:
8. Sentinel Prime and the Quest for Booty (TFA) -  Sentinel Prime was kind of a big deal.  He led the Elite Guard, second in power only to the Magnus himself.  His presence inspired awe amongst the peons beneath him.  He was handsome, powerful, a master of strategy, and a beacon of charisma.  There was not a bot alive that came close to rivaling his glory.  And yet, he had one small problem.
9. Mercy for the Damned (MTMTE) - Primus, spare my spark. 
Pain came first – the pain of his body being systematically torn to shreds from the inside out, through a means and manner that defied the laws of nature.  
10. Dodgeball (Beast Wars) -  Megatron loved being the center of attention.  He loved watching the time tick down on the big clock 9, 8, 7, counting the seconds to their victory.  It was close enough to taste, intoxicating.  He could see Optimus, several yards ahead of him, wide open.  This was his time to shine, the moment that would go down in history.  There was no time to savor it.  It was do or die.
Megatron threw the ball.
11. Shall We Dance? (G1) -  It had been a year, now, since Cybertron last witnessed bloodshed.  After eons of fighting, anyone would be ready to call it quits, even Galvatron, it seemed.  In the aftermath of the hate plague, and the subsequent return of Optimus Prime, a peace treaty had been hastily drafted, and much to the surprise of everyone involved, it had been obeyed. 
12. Remembering Altihex (G1) -  There had been no battle for Altihex - no blaze of glory, no honorable sacrifices, no heroic speeches to go down in the history books - it was just gone, taken in the night as its citizens slept in their beds, blissfully unaware of their own impending demise.       
13. Reaching for the Sun (G1) - “It’s not enough.”  
With tense shoulders and narrowed optics, Onslaught sifted through the mass of information that Blast Off had handed him, divided between five different data pads, all confirming his every fear.  
14. Exceeds Expectations (IDW 1) - “Were you able to find it?” Perceptor glanced up from his data pad, cold blue eyes scrutinizing Prowl, trying to uncover his every uncouth motivation and secret.  As smart as Perceptor was, he was hopelessly outmatched in this respect.
15. Irresponsible Infatuation (IDW 1) -  Prowl was a sensible mech, sometimes the only sensible mech, a fact which he was all too aware of.  He could scheme with the best of them, plan for every contingency, and he wasn’t afraid to let his spark interfere with what needed to be done for victory.  
16. Living in a Box (G1) -  Okay.  This ain’t so bad.  I mean, I’m absent one body – I can’t see or hear, feel or taste or touch or smell.  It’s like my worst nightmare come to life, and y’know?  Can’t say what I was ever scared for.  
17. I’ll Follow You Forever (TFP) -  Step left, stoop low, lean away, cross-counter, go for the throat.  Soundwave’s opponent wasn’t a big mech, but he was broad, heavy, and well-armored – though the last wasn’t uncommon for a gladiator.  The ring wasn’t kind to fragile mechs – even Soundwave had piled on the armor as soon as he could afford it.  But even so, the extra protection didn’t change the fact that his light build was ill-suited for his chosen profession.  
18. Sacrifice (Armada) - The job was a means to an end. That was what Sideways told himself day after day.  When he woke up in the morning, dreading the upcoming drudgery, working his poor frame to the core, ungrateful customers – the creepers, the swindlers, the complainers.  And likewise, before the fell into a deep recharge at night, broken both body and soul.  
19. Maybe Tomorrow Will Be Better (MTMTE) - Some days were worse than others.
Drift wasn’t a happy mech; he wasn’t exactly unique in that regard.  Most mechs had baggage – four million years of war would do that.  Drift knew this.  But that did exactly nothing to make him feel better.
20. Guilty Conscience (IDW 1)-  Wing had always had a little rebellious streak.  It had gotten him into trouble more times than he could count.  And yet, though it condemned him on a weekly basis, it was also his second most valuable trait, after his compassion.  
I sure did forget I’d written some of these. Bummed I didn’t make it far enough back to get any of my big Shockblurr stuff up here, ‘cuz I still really like those ones. Also, I like the lone non-TF fic sitting in there (we ignore the OW one).
Feel free to do this if you want. I am too anxious a bean to tag.
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Felix: When I was younger, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it
Mercy: You are proud of it. You bring it up in every conversation
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