📱 TEXT: Blaine ↔️ Kurt

Blaine: Hi LBK! Blaine: I've got a very important question: do you have plans for tonight? Blaine: There's a Karaoke Night at Breadstix and I feel like you and I should do a duet together.

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Eli: Please tell me you are all somewhere safe.

passages that make you whisper "oh my god"

sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”

So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.

And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.

rich people are so boring. Private jets for intra-US travel? if i was a multimillionaire I’d have my own old timey gilded train car and take my sweet ass time going everywhere. sorry, you won’t see my ass for 5-7 business days while I’m going through the mountains with no cell service but a well paid private chef that specializes in gluten free cuisine, bye

There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

of course i fell in love with him. he is sopping wet and miserable

obsessed with the fact humans successfully made computers to do math so now we are making computers worse at math

ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE + memes/text posts (1/?)

Honestly pokemon is the ideal universe not just because there’s cute animals that are your life companions, but because they have walkable cities and adequate biking infrastructure

Rachel: Yes, but I am used to speaking to you everyday. I have been spoiled.

Rachel: Speaking of your glee club. I submitted my name to Coach, President - whatever she enjoys calling herself - Sylvester. I am officially your newest member. Until I graduate of course.

Rachel: I am doing remarkably well! Still on a bit of a post-Grammy high. And starting to prepare for graduation. I have lined up a few auditions. Quite exciting actually.

Blaine: You know I'm always just a phone call or text or ANYTHING away, right?

Blaine: Really? That's so exciting, Rachel! Welcome to the New Directions!

Blaine: I usually just call her Coach Sylvester for Cheerios-related stuff and Miss Sylvester for anything else, by the way. That seems to work just fine 🤷‍♂️

Blaine: Oh, I can imagine! I want to hear all about it next time we see each other in person. And that's definitely exciting! Let me know if you need someone to run lines with! I'd be happy to help.

( @stardomiscalling )

i hate you "influencers", i hate you tiktok, i hate you "content creators", i hate you "unalive" and "s€x" and "dr/ügs", i hate you instagram, i hate you consumerism, i hate you family friendly, i hate you puritans, i hate you facebook, i hate you family vloggers, i hate you violating other people's privacy, i hate you modern day social media

I'm like super normal and not unhinged in the slightest (I spent 3 days formatting, printing, and binding a niche internet story about sci fi football into a 280 page physical book)

nikolai

nikolai

i don't know man. but sometimes i think about percy breaking the news to nico that his sister's dead. and nico plummetting into depression, screaming at the boy he once thought of as a hero to die. and percy watching this ten-year-old disappear into the shadows mid sobbing. and percy's shaking and traumatized and exhausted. but he forces that pain down his throat and accepts the role as the prophecy kid so nico has a chance to create a future he wants. while percy's is set in stone. and i don't know man.

‼️ hazbin s1 finale spoilers ‼️

some text posts for the finale, what a ride!