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#ted nivison smut
slxtmeri · 10 months
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Chucklers after you get back from a long trip. Them just welcoming you back and all the things they would get or do for you, sfw and nsfw... just an idea I've had on my mind...
ANON I LOVE YOU THIS IDEA TYSM
ted
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♡ as soon as he sees you when you come home, he's running up to you and giving you the biggest hug oml. hands are around your waist, lifting you up, not wanting to let go. (and he doesn't, for at least a good minute or two).
♡ kisses all over your face and neck until you're blushing and giggling, squealing for him to stop
♡ carries all your luggage and REFUSES to let you help with any
"nope, nope, put that down. i can handle this stuff, baby! let me help you, love."
♡ constantly touching you, hand on your waist, arm around your shoulder, holding your hand. he missed you so much while you were gone
nsfw
♡ as soon as your stuff is inside, he carries you to the bedroom, your legs wrapped around his waist
♡ he lays you down on the bed, still kissing you. his mouth trails lower, and lower, until his head is settled between your legs
♡ eats you out like it's his last meal, your hands gripping his hair motivate him to keep going
♡ makes you come undone several times, until tears of pleasure are pricking at your eyes and you're too fucked out to form a coherent sentence.
♡ cuddles you until you both fall asleep. expect him to fuck you senseless the next day
schlatt
sfw
♡ picks you up from the airport and twirls you around until you're both dizzy.
♡ can't stop smiling. there's a shit eating grin on his face for the next 24 hours at LEAST
♡ doesn't stop talking about how much he and the cats missed you.
♡ hand on your thigh on the drive home, rubbing comforting circles
♡ stops to get you your favorite food on the way home, he just wants to spoil you
nsfw
♡ as soon as the two of you arrive home, he's bending you over the nearest surface. whether it be the kitchen island, the couch, it doesn't matter. he's so needy for you
♡ teases you until you're wet enough to take him. then he's fucking you until you can't stand
♡ praises you so so much more than usual.
"fuck, baby. you're so perfect for me, hmm? letting daddy fuck you as soon as you get back. my sweet baby."
♡ takes a bath with you afterwards. cleans you up all nice then carries you to bed <3
charlie
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♡ gets so excited when he sees you, he hugs you so tight you have to tell him to calm down
"charlie, i missed you too. can barely breathe, baby."
"shit... sorry sweetheart, i just missed you a lot."
♡ as soon as you get home he's giving you presents that he bought for your return. probably orders your favorite takeout, too.
♡ repeats how much he missed you, how he wishes you were there for the things he did whil you were away
♡ asks for any and all photos you took during your trip
nsfw
♡ he practically drags you to the bedroom after you two finish eating
♡ begs for you, saying how much he needed you
"s'been too long, baby. please let me fuck you, please."
♡ hickeys all over your neck. he's not even thinking about how you two have to meet up with friends the next day
♡ you end up riding him, rolling your eyes at the friction you havent had since before you left
♡ once you get too tired, he's gripping your hips and fucking up into you.
"that's it, baby. so so good, my love, fuck."
♡ stays inside you for a few minutes, hugging you, savoring your time together.
♡ picks you up and carries you to the shower, cleaning you up before bringing you to the couch for a nice long movie
a/n: holy shit i got carried away. the brainrot is real 😭 anyways ily anon, enjoy!!!
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cathers-world · 6 months
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Jshlatt is an everything guy
Ted is a thigh guy
Charlie is a thigh guy
George is a tits and ass guy
Quackity is a tits and thigh guy
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pray4saint · 9 months
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how it was on your honeymoon with chuckle sammy
masterlist & descrip. rated r. 16+. smut. afab!reader & gn!reader. 2.2k words total. sfw version.
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ted - afab!reader, shorter blurb, ted being a tease, teasing, fingering, dirty talk, sheet humping, implied oral sex (reader receiving)
ted teased you all throughout the day, mercilessly. he wanted to work you up for that night. after all, you were married now, it wasn't the same as dating sex.
”ted c'mon hands off.” you pulled his hand from your thigh and dropped it back in his lap. ”you can wait until we get to the hotel, can't you my love?” ted faked a moment of thought. ”yeah, course i can.” you nodded to him and quickly kissed his cheek. not even five minutes later, his hand was back on your thigh, inching closer to your sex.
by the time you'd gotten to the hotel, you were all hot and bothered and frustrated. ”what is wrong with you?” you roll your suitcase out of the way and turn around to face your husband. he reached for your arm, pulling you closer until he can get his hands perched your waist, flushing your chests together. ”what do you mean sweetheart? what did i do?” in all reality he knew what he was doing and he was enjoying every second of your irritation. you scowl at him and he laughs, pressing a kiss to your lips. when he pulls away, it's not far, just far enough to whisper against your mouth, ”is there anything i can do to make it better my dear?” his hands travel south, to the sides of your thighs. ”i think there might be.” despite the small smile on your lips, your tone is still firm and frustrated. ”oh yeah?”
there was a flurry of sloppy, open-mouthed, loud making out and clothes flying everywhere as ted guided you back to the bed.
- ≪•◦ ❈ ◦•≫ -
”sweetheart look at how wet y'are for me.” your husband pulled his hand away from your slit and you whined at the loss of contact. you watched him turn his middle and index fingers in the light to show off the slick you'd covered them with. ”ted, c'mon. stop teasing me.” he chuckled and kissed the inside of your thigh before he slid his fingers along your slit and when you went to protest again, cut you off by plunging his fingers into your cunt.
the sleep depravity, the hours of buildup, him, his fingers, the warmth of the room, how the sheets felt, it all added to how good his fingers felt pumping in and out of you, his other hand plants firmly on the plush of your thigh, keeping you close to him. on occasion he'd kiss at your clit, trailing down to where his fingers worked you open. ”god you're gorgeous hon'.” you almost didn't pick up on his words because all you could really hear was your mewls and the sound of his fingers moving with your fluids.
when you pulled your head up from the pillow and down at the man between your legs, you could see his hips moving. he was bucking into the sheets trying to release some of the friction in his pants and it only turned you on more. ”baby, fuck– come up here and–” you whined at how he slowed his fingers and tilted his head at you in interest, although he knew how you hated it when he slowed down. ”teddy come up here and fuck me.” you reached your hand down from where it had fisted at the sheets to the side of his face, caressing his cheek. ”not until you've come undone like this f'me. you understand right my dear? just wanna make you feel good.” before you can challenge his words, he picks up the pace and puts his tongue to work at your clit. your hand moves rather frantically up to his hair and you grab tight, throwing your head back once again. it was gonna be a long night for you.
charlie - afab!reader & one use of 'girl', nervous!charlie, praise, kind of service dom!charlie
since you and charlie got on that first plane, he'd been worried about what your expectations would be for your first night as a married couple. sure, you'd had sex plenty of times before but this was different. you were married now and in his mind there were certain expectations that came with that. of course you were so preoccupied with the flights and getting to the hotel that night that you didn't seem to notice his nervous demeanour.
”you ready to go?” you squeezed your new husband's hand to get his attention away from the ceiling. ”hm, yeah, m'ready.” you gave him an unsure look but nonetheless kept walking through and up to the ticket check for the next plane.
with how unsure he seemed in the airport about whatever was on his mind, it made you worry, and that entire next flight you held your hand in his or on his thigh, even while you were asleep. and as much as he enjoyed the physical display of your care, it didn't ease his mind much. also, with your hand moved on his thigh in your sleep, there were a few times it seemed like your hand wandered dangerously close to his crotch, leaving him both nervous and a little horny.
”char come here would you?” your husband perked up from the bedroom, getting up to find you in the bathroom. ”what's up?” you stood in front of the mirror, towel up high around your chest and it really was not helping how his mind still continued to wander to what could happen tonight. ”does this spot look like a pimple?” you turn to him with a pout on your lips. ”no baby, y'look beautiful.”
”you know you don't have to say that just because we're married right?” you look at him through the mirror with a smile. he puts his hands up in self defence, ”i'm not lying, you look gorgeous.” you tap at your lips and your husband rushes over, pressing a kiss to your cheek and then to your lips. ”m'serious, you look so good, always do.” you smile against his lips and in no time you find yourself straddling charlie in the bedroom, towel discarded on the floor.
”charlie, honey, it's okay.” you hold your lips close to his ear, your hands running under his shirt.
”no baby, i want this to be special for you.” you smile at him but you don't move. ”please.” after a moment of thinking you give in and roll over.
- ≪•◦ ❈ ◦•≫ -
once your husband had gotten his cock nestled inside you, snug against the walls of your cunt, there was this renewed sense of confidence in him, and it was evident in how he pressed his hips against yours, hands moving along your sides while his mouth pressed sloppy, open-mouthed kisses to your chest, making you moan with your hands rested on his shoulders.
”charlie f– charlie fuck, feels so good.” you held him close as you could, the combined feeling of his cock dragging inside your pussy and his mouth sucking hickeys into your navel and the surrounding skin. he mumbled something against your skin but you couldn't hear, too enamoured by everything else.
he's like a dog waiting for and wanting your approval. ”really? feels good?” you can only nod in response, whining as he rolls his hips into you over and over again. even without your verbal praise, the nod you gave him made him more confident and he moved with a faster pace. ”ohgodohgodohgod,” the little swears you let out under your breath and praises you managed to mutter between moans encouraged charlie, and bit by bit the original nervousness he had was removed entirely, replaced with this need, the need to make you cum.
”please don't stop, i'm so,” another moan was torn from your body, making your face scrunch up and charlie absolutely loved how you looked, wrecked for him, whining and clenching down on his cock. ”so close handsome.” he almost purred at the nickname, pulling one of his hands low to your pelvis where he pressed his thumb down against your clit. the action solicited a louder moan from you, your cunt begging his cock to keep fucking into you.
as he got closer, he kept pushing it away, focused entirely on making you cum on his dick. ”charlie, m'gonna cum.” he breathed against your chest, pressing a soft kiss between your breasts. ”yeah? y'gonna cum for me, sweetheart?” again you can only nod. ”god y'so beautiful.” all you can do is moan under his touch, letting the feeling in your stomach grow even further.
”fuck, charlie, fuck!” you screamed as you let your orgasm wash over you, your husband fucking his cock into you through your orgasm, praising you through it, kissing along the the expanse of your chest. ”so good baby, that's my sweet girl.”
once you'd gotten through your high and he'd pulled out, you were quick to sit up and slide off the bed to your knees. ”what are you doing love, come get some sleep.” despite his words, you're not gonna leave him unfinished, his cock still hard.
with a heavy breath you reach up, settling yourself between his legs and reach for his dick, him gasping at even the light touches ”m'gonna make you cum now honey, okay?” now it's his turn to only nod in response.
schlatt - gn!reader although many uses of word 'wife', desperate!schlatt, dom!schlatt, size kink, praise, dirty talk, superiority kink, calling schlatt 'sir', mention of cumming inside/creampie
your husband of barely a day had kind of been fixated on having his way with you since the moment you sliced the cake at the reception. because of the constant moving around airports and getting on and off planes you didn't notice the darker glint in his eye when you looked up at him. plus, as horny as he was, he knew he shouldn't distract you while you were in the zone, getting from one place to the next.
the scheduled pick up time for the car rental was tomorrow morning, but for the evening you and schlatt clambered into an uber.
”thank you.” you waved with a small smile at the uber driver, but then schlatt was dragging you by the wrist into the hotel, the bell boy moving your bags. he was quick with reception, getting the keycard to go upstairs.
you tried to talk to him but nothing changed, he didn't say a word. once you'd reached the room he waited for the bell boy to put your bags inside and nodded to him as he left.
”j, baby what the f–” his lips were on yours in an instant, pushing you against the door while he turned the lock. the action took you back, but still you gave him, kissing him back with your hands against his chest. when he pulled away from you there was a string of saliva connecting your lips and he smiled at how flushed your face was. ”i've needed you s'bad. so bad.” pressed against you, you could feel his hard-on and it made you gasp. ”go get on the bed for me sweetheart.” his tone was sweet but you still heard something bitter in the words.
- ≪•◦ ❈ ◦•≫ -
once he'd got you on your stomach with your ass up and his cock inside you, his pace was brutal, as was the grip schlatt had on your hips. you were sure by the time morning rolled around there'd be marks left behind by his hands.
”y'so small under me, hm? my perfect little wife?” it was a rhetorical question that was met with only the sounds of you moaning his name. it wasn't a sense of ownership – maybe it was – but he loved how tiny you looked beside him, and under him, and on top of him. he loved knowing he could cover your entirety like a blanket, and something about it made him so needy to have you even in the most tame situations.
”god, bet'ya didn't know how close i was to havin' you meet in the plane bathrooms, huh?” again the only response he got was your sounds of pleasure. he allowed his hands to move from your hips to your back, feeling along the arch and you screamed for him, he could feel how it reverberated close to your heart and it made him chuckle.
every word he said to you made it harder to hold out, but you kept trying. you wanted so badly to be good for him. to be his sweet little wife who took everything he gave you. ”m'gettin' so close pretty..” his voice trailed off, low grunts making you squeeze against his cock. ”cum, cum inside, please..” your words were barely audible, a long low mutter, and schlatt leaned over, his hips still pressed against your ass. ”what was that sweetheart?” now you could feel his breath against the back of your neck and it made you shiver. it also made you clench down on his cock yet again. you whined at him when he kissed just behind your ear. ”c'mon pretty, what was it?”
”want you–” you interrupted yourself with a moan. ”want you to cum inside, please sir.” the words only seemed to encourage your husband to rut into with a faster fervour than before, his breathing and low noises of pleasure like music to your ears.
”i know you'been holdin' back baby but you can go ahead, you can go on and cum. cum f'me like the perfect little thing you are f'me.” there was no other warning and your moans became pornographic when you came. ”good job baby, did so good” he kissed the back of your neck as his hips continued to rock against you. ”just hold on a minute for me, okay?”
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elizabarnes · 7 months
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Thinking about Schlatt stuffing his cock down my throat while him and Ted film a chuckle sandwich episode, Ted having no idea that I’m under Schlatt’s desk, Schlatt shifting in his seat just to stuff his cock further down my throat.
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cynicaltirade · 9 months
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Somnophilia Headcannons / Little Ideas
:33 < Awahh!!! I was doing a roleplay with a friend and we got onto a (consenual) somonophilia scene and it had me absolutely r33ling in somno ideas for the chuckle fucks and the reader!!!
TED NIVISON
ミ★ Didn't expect to like the idea as much as he did. suprisingly into it after a bit of talking.
ミ★ Is careful to be quiet at first but he just can't help but to groan and praise you a bit louder as he gets closer to cumming.
ミ★ Starts off with just using your hand to jack himself off before moving to tit fucking you (if applicable), and finally full P in V penetration (f) / or blowing you (m)
ミ★ Takes pictures. Takes so many fucking pictures oh my god. You look so perfect when you're asleep and he, /HE/ gets the honor of fucking you at your most peaceful? he's in heaven.
SCHLATT
ミ★ Suprised you want to, unsuprisingly really into it.
ミ★ Tries (yeah right) to let you sleep peacefully through it but most of the fun for him is teetering on the edge of waking you up.
ミ★ The type to eat you out and finger you for a while just to get you warmed up before just going straight into fucking you.
ミ★ Intentionally goes rougher right before he cums just so he can see the confused bleary look on your face as you wake up right before he paints it white.
ミ★ Sets his phone down on the bedside table to record while he fucks you in your sleep. What? He likes having little mementos!
CHARLIE SLIMSICLE
ミ★ Would be hesitant at first but would go along with it after you convince him that you are actually ok with it and want to do it!
ミ★ Anxious about possible waking you up, so he goes really slow, gentle and tries his best to stay quiet.
ミ★ Mostly sticks to fucking your thighs and your mouth since those feel the least at risk of waking you up.
ミ★ Uncomfortable taking physical pictures, but the image of his cock slipping in and out between your thighs is going to be permanently burned into his memory.
︿︿︿︿︿︿ [🐾🌱🐾 ]︿︿︿︿︿︿
:33 < That's all for now! I just <3 <3 <3 I love them so much. i want them so badly. I genuinely have such bad chuckle sammy brain rot its not even funny. Anyways, still mostly going to be lurking as an anyan, I just had to share this on my own account!!!
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bree-cheesy · 8 months
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Y’all ever just sit back and think about Ted fucking you so hard your legs shake, whispering sweet little dirty nothings in your ear?
OR, Schlatt’s mutton chops scratching up the inside of your thighs while giving the best head you’ve ever gotten so they’re sore in the morning?
ORRRRRR, sitting in Ted’s lap, back pressed against his chest while he thrusts up into you, hitting that perfect spot inside you. Schlatt’s mouth on your nipples while he makes you suck on his fingers so Ted’s neighbors don’t hear how loud you are.
— Bree <3
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schlattsdoll · 5 months
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ted + voice kink?
minors dni
ted knew his voice was one of his more attractive features, knowing how easy it was to bring you to your knees
what he didn't realize was how easy it was exactly. you could listen to him read a fuckin dictionary and you would fold.
HE!! TALKS!! YOU!! THROUGH!! IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and its so fucking good ohmylord.
says shit like "you're doing so well f'me sweetheart, you look so pretty stuffed full of my cock." or "that's my good girl, takin' me so well..."
once he realizes you have a thing for his voice, he's so much more confident about speaking, knowing how weak in the knees it makes you
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rabbitsrams · 7 months
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meeting ted and schlatt at a halloween party (and eventually hooking up with them)
college! au & fem! reader
happy spooky month yall :)
nsfw under the cut, minors dni, 18+ only.
♡ you were invited to a house party by a friend
♡ it was a costume party (as you expected) and you decided to go as [your costume].
♡ you didn't really know anyone at the party other than your friend
♡ you recognized some people from your classes and people you saw often around campus and they were all in costume
♡ everyone looked super cool in their costumes, but there were two people who caught your eye.
♡ one of them had a frankenstein costume. completely decked out.
♡ green face paint, fake stitches all over his face and body, electrical bolts sticking out of his neck, ripped and tattered clothes, and he was really tall too.
♡ the other was wearing a knight costume.
♡ unlike frankenstein, the knight put absolutely no effort into it.
♡ his knight's helmet was barely painted blue, he's wearing a white shirt with a light blue cross in the middle and gray sleeves, he's holding a cheap plastic sword and a little ram plush is sitting on his shoulder
♡ but what draws you to him (besides the total lack of effort) was how good he looked under the helmet. also him being super tall. and constantly hanging around frankenstein.
♡ you can't stop staring at them throughout the night. and your friend notices.
♡ "just talk to them!"
♡ "i can't!"
♡ but right as you're lamenting, they come into the living room to get another drink.
♡ and your friend asks you to get them another. which you know is a ruse, but you go anyway.
♡ frankenstein is chattering excitedly while the knight is pouring himself some beer from the keg.
♡ god they're even cuter up close.
♡ you grab a couple of red cups and go to pour some beer but the lever thing is a bit too hard to grab with both cups in your hand
♡ "here, i can give you a hand." it's the knight. you nod and step aside. he pours beer into your cup. you turn around and see your friend left their spot.
♡ the knight asks if you want another and you tell him no since your friend just ditched you.
♡ "that's okay, you can hang out with us." frankenstein comes up behind you, placing a hand on your shoulder. you feel your face heat up as you turn to face him.
♡ you learn their names as you all go into one of the bedrooms for some privacy. frankenstein is ted and the knight is schlatt.
♡ they compliment your costume and you do the same, except you're not really sure if schlatt even is a knight.
♡ "who are you supposed to be?"
♡ "the ice knight from castle crashers!"
♡ "ohhhh..."
♡ you text your friend quickly that you're alone with the guys and they text back really excitedly :)
♡ you talk for a little bit but you all know you're not there to talk.
♡ they noticed you the moment you came in
♡ thought you were so sexy in your costume
♡ they both wanted you and agreed to try and get with you (with your consent ofc)
♡ you're sitting in the middle of them on the bed. you're waiting for one of them to make a move. they don't, so you eventually just tell them that you want them both.
♡ them scrambling to get you first. schlatt tosses his knight helmet aside and kisses you while ted struggles to take the fake electric bolts out lol
♡ he kisses you as if you're the princess he just rescued. really rough and passionate and his hands are all over your body
♡ ted on the other hand is a bit more gentle. holds your face and brings you onto his lap as he kisses u!!!!!
♡ smears of green makeup cover your face once you pull away from him but you don't even care.
♡ you immediately go to kiss schlatt again so he has some of the makeup on him too hehe
♡ and since ted basically covered anywhere that was visible with the paint...
♡ green handprints all over your body :) and smudges of the paint all over schlatt's :)
♡ them taking your costume off at the same time (or trying to)
♡ schlatt being completely fixated by your tits. his hands are ALL OVER THEM
♡ even when ted wants to touch them schlatt pushes him away so he can keep touching them hehe (and eventually kissing and sucking on them......)
♡ so ted opts to focus on your pussy.
♡ he rubs your clit with his fingers and licks up your folds and you're whimpering under him
♡ and yes your pussy has green makeup all over it too
♡ you're begging them to fuck you
♡ riding schlatt while ted fucks you from behind GRRSKMSDNJFDKFJ 💥💳💥💳
♡ literally the only reason why schlatt wanted u to ride him was so he could watch your tits bounce i'm so serious
♡ genuinely one of the best hookups you had ever
♡ getting their numbers before you part ways bc you have to do that again
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s0ftl3 · 9 months
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Ted and jschlatt react to you sending them a snap with a message after that just says "don't open that in public <3" ??
Teehee I love things like this, I do this to my bf all the time.
𝑻𝒆𝒅 𝑵𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏:
The fact that you even snapped him, is his first red flag. You never use Snapchat to just talk to him. So, when he sees your bitmoji pop up, letting him know you're typing, he knows it's a warning.
"Don't open this unless you're alone <3." Thankfully, he's in the comfort of his office, alone. He opens the snap and is greeted with the image of you, in a lacey pink set. A pair of white thigh highs riding up your legs. Thank god he's in his office because after only seconds of looking at the photo and he's hard in his jeans.
𝑱𝒔𝒄𝒉𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒕:
He was at the grocery store buying some snacks for your movie night when he got your snap. Before, opening the message, he had assumed it was going to be a sappy text about you having missed him in the twenty minutes he had been gone. The he saw your second message.
"Don't open this in public <3." He quirks an eyebrow up taking it as a challenge rather than a warning about the content ahead. He opened the snap, and his eyes are met with the image of you kneeling in front of a mirror. You were in nothing but one of his shirts, one of his replica pistols, aimed at your center.
He's never rushed out of a grocery store and back home so quick.
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justgowithitplease · 1 month
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valentines day smut with ted nivison
VALENTINES DAY TREAT - TN
Warnings: Female genitalia, use of 'good girl', bad ending
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Ted groans as his eyes flutter open, the LA sun battering the room in a faint glowy hue. He rubs his eyes, turning to the side. He sees you sleeping next to him underneath the covers.
"Mm..." He hums softly, smiling as he cuddles up against you
His arms wrap around your waist. He pulls you closer, his face nuzzling into the back of your neck.
"G'mornin love..." Ted mutters, softly rubbing the side of your hips that wasn't on the mattress "Happy V day"
"mmh...mornin' Teddy..." You respond, pushing yourself back against him "Happy valentines day"
He lets out a satisfied sigh as you press back against him, his lips momentarily attaching themselves to your neck. His fingers softly trace shapes on your skin, trailing slowly down to your heat.
"Teddy...? Whatcha doin'?" You mutter sleepily
"Celebrating..." He says with a smile "You mind?"
Before you can respond, his hand finds it's way under your shorts, his middle finger starting to play with your clit. His other hand drifts up your shirt and starts softly massaging your breasts, pinching the nipples. As his hand fondles your breasts, your core heats up
"Teddy~..." You softly moan
The hand that's in your shorts slips a finger in your cunt, slowly moving in and out as his other hand keeps groping your chest
"Ahn~!" You gasp
"Taking it like a good girl..." Ted nuzzles against you more, continuing his attack on your pussy like it's no big deal. He gently slips his ring finger in too.
Your thighs start to gently shake as moans and whimpers smoothly flow from your mouth. Your thighs ache and clamp shut around his hands.
"'s too much, teddy..." You whisper, one of your hands gently rubbing his forearm
"Mm...later, then?" Ted asks, his hand stopping
"Yes please" You respond "C-can you move your hand off of my chest? It's hard to sleep like that..."
But Ted doesn't acknowledge that. He's already asleep. Looks like you're stuck like this for now.
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b-uckyreadss · 3 months
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did someone say more dad!ted? im currently obsessed
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slxtmeri · 1 year
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𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝
mcyt
i wont write/tolerate posts about scat, piss, vomit, or age play.
george
all posts have been removed. FUCK george not found, tons of love to caiti. support the victim, always.
sapnap
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dream
thirst post - nsfw
thigh riding with dream
karl
virgin!karl headcanons - nsfw
quickies with karl, and after?
wilbur
all posts have been removed. FUCK wilbur soot, tons of love to shubble. support the victim, always.
quackity (sfw + suggestive only, no smut)
bf!quackity hcs (req)
bf!quackity hcs pt.2 (req)
quackity with a clingy s/o hcs (req)
quackity with an s/o who has adhd (req)
charlie slimecicle
chuckle sandwich members after a long trip - sfw & nsfw headcanons
schlatt
ask to @bvnnyblood - edging + overstimming during oral
nsfw schlatt hcs
jealousy - nsfw fic
housewife for schlatt headcanons - sfw & nsfw
housewife smutshot - coming soon
chuckle sandwich members after a long trip - sfw & nsfw headcanons
pegging schlatt - nsfw
schlatt when you're on your period- sfw
ted nivison
period hcs - sfw & nsfw
soft dom ted headcanons - sfw & nsfw
chuckle sandwich members after a long trip - sfw & nsfw headcanons
ted with a oral fixation - nsfw
several?
beach day - punz + foolish x reader smut
chuckle sandwich members after a long trip - sfw & nsfw headcanons
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elizabarnes · 8 months
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auggie1856 · 7 months
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Swagger + ted nivison = my daddy issues.
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bree-cheesy · 3 months
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could you write something along the lines of suprising ted when he gets back from the margaritaville trip with a new set of lingerie in his favourite color and well, you know where it goes from there with softdom!ted (bonus points if we call him theo and he adores when we use that nickname)
*Sigh* I really don't have a reason on why I've been off the face of the planet. I'm really sorry y'all. I'm so sorry this request has taken so long. I really have no excuses.
I mean, I have my reasons, but not any good ones. Mental health stuff and such.
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It was a very long few months. Being all alone cramped up in Ted's apartment while he was off driving across the country. Of course you talked whenever he could and always fell asleep with him on the phone, but it started to just be.... not enough. You counted down the days until he'd come back and you could be in his arms again.
Your girlfriends had taken you out on a shopping trip a few days ago to lift your spirits and you had a marvelous idea when you passed a lingerie shop. You bought the most beautiful set you could find- definitely helped that it was his favorite color- with one idea in mind. Ted was coming back that night and you wanted to surprise him. No doubt he'd be tired and probably frustrated from driving. He'd want to relax and just sleep.
But..... He'd been gone for sooo long. You were also frustrated.... in another way. You had deep cleaned the apartment and lit some candles, spreading some fake rose petals you bought at the store on the ground leading to the bedroom. It was cheesy, but you loved it. Slipping into the lingerie set, you heard the front door open and shut and then his voice echo through the apartment. "Honey, I'm home!"
You laid down on the bed in the most seductive pose you could muster and heard his bag drop on the ground in the living room. "You little minx, what is this?" He chuckled and you heard his footsteps get closer to the bedroom door. He stepped in and his eyes landed on the sight of you posed on the bed, the lingerie leaving almost nothing to the imagination.
He took a deep breath and let his eyes rake over your body and you felt your cheeks warm up and started to feel a little nervous. "Fuck."
You giggled a little and sat up on your knees. "Welcome home..." Your voice was soft and timid, looking up at him, fluttering your eyelashes. He groaned and cupped your face, practically smashing his lips against yours. You moaned softly into his mouth and looped your arms around his neck, pressing up against him. His hands slid down your back and to your waist, squeezing gently and sliding his tongue in your mouth, deepening the kiss. "Mmf... Theo..." You mewled softly.
You could've sworn you almost heard him whine at the nickname and he pulled away from the kiss. "Lay down, sweetheart...." He said softly and you quickly obeyed him, albeit not very graceful, and he got on top of you. "I fucking love this, but I need you naked...." He practically ripped the lingerie set off and you scrambled to get his shirt off. He wasted absolutely no time in getting his pants off and lining up to get inside you. "I'll play with this pretty pussy later, I promise.... I just need to be inside you." You whined a little and moaned, spreading your legs for him.
"That's it... good girl..." He slowly pressed inside you and groaned, his eyes rolling back into his head. He thrusted hard and fast, giving you no mercy. You moaned loudly, throwing your head back and squeezing your eyes shut. Your soul almost left your body when his mouth landed on your nipple and his thumb started rubbing at your clit, not stopping his passionate thrusting. "Theo!" You let out a sharp gasp.
He forced your legs open wider, pulling them up against your chest so he could get a better angle. "Yeah? Feels so good doesn't it? Who's making you feel good, baby?"
You tried to muster some words, but it all felt to good. You couldn't get out more then a few whimpers. He thrusted harder and groaned. "Come on, sweetheart. I know you can do it. Use your words, honey."
"You, Theo... You're making me feel so good.....!"
"That's it.... Such a good fucking girl...." He thrusted harder and you felt yourself getting closer and closer, gradually clenching around his cock and making him stutter and groan. "Cum for me, sweetheart. Cum so hard for me..."
You let out a loud moan and came hard, completely soaking his cock. He groaned and his hips stuttered as his own release came, filling you up and almost collapsing on top of you. You both breathed heavily and he pulled away to kiss you gently, cradling your body against him, rubbing your sides and back. Your leg hitched up against his thigh and you smiled into the embrace.
"I missed you so much..." He rubbed his nose against yours and you blushed, tangling your fingers in his hair.
-- Bree <3
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schlattsdoll · 8 months
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any smut with poly schlatt and ted I beg xx
on my knees for thesse boys
🍓🩷
minors dni <3
poly! tedschlatt headcanons (nsfw)
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they love taking you to paris, taking turns behind you and in your mouth
ted being a secret hard dom for the two of you ugh my heart. everyone thinks he’s this sweet guy who doesn’t have a mean streak but ooooh boy
when you and schlatt decide to act like brats? he’s not having it. that’s not to say schlatt is a sub; that man is a switch.
if you’re being a brat by yourself rip to your pussy tbh. they’d be finding new ways to punish you. ted’s favorite is definitely overstimulation while schlatt probably likes a good old fashioned spanking. he just likes the marks he can leave. or edging. i feel like he loves to edge you but he hates when ted does it to him.
they get jealous when you’re with one of them and not the other (even if you’re in la with ted while schlatts in austin or vice versa), so they make you facetime them to show off what fun you’re having
schlatt had definitely bought you all those vibrators/ fleshlights that are bluetooth connected so they can mess with you while you’re in public or they can feel like you’re all together when you’re not.
having so many hickies and bruises and then fighting over who gave you more
ooohh!! them having you be blindfolded and you have to guess who’s fucking you just based off their tongues, fingers or cocks <33
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