lordgroose
hey i'm jard
35, he/him, indiana.
introvert, musician, digital artist.
I post a lot of random stuff, please excuse the mess.
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last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
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That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out
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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes
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BIOLUMINESCENCE l Jordan Robins l Jervis bay, Australia
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