Tumgik
#taz b
fanishjuli · 1 month
Text
whenever I see a pairing referred to as "the lovers" I'm like, I'm sorry but you will never be Mr Barry Bluejeans and Mrs Lup Bluejeans, THE Lovers of all time
647 notes · View notes
lithiumseven · 1 month
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
543 notes · View notes
vampitz · 1 year
Text
no, no, no. taz fans dont understand. kravitz is a boyfailure. griffin TRIED to make him this suitguy with a british accent whos canonically gorgeous and talks super serious, and then he failed! kravitz is an awkward nerd who has a british accent for work and pivoted career paths from an orchestra conductor to the grim reaper! his awkward boy swag is unmatched
2K notes · View notes
agentcricket-art · 1 year
Photo
Tumblr media
happy taz graphic novel release day to all who celebrate! here is my annual (?) celebration piece for it
did i leave filling the billboard to the absolute last minute? you betcha, but hey what can ya do, enjoy the like, 4 barely hidden easter eggs i included
2K notes · View notes
ninetimesone · 8 months
Text
Tumblr media
there's gotta be cycles where their robes get destroyed and they had to make use of the scraps right
659 notes · View notes
umbraastaff · 1 year
Text
sorry your boyfriend died and came back wrong. yeah, due to one of several invasive alien presences on this world, he only remembers fundamental building blocks of his life and character while dead. yeah, exactly, the act of resurrection is what causes him to be wrong. no see he's doing it himself. we've actually been trying to stop him for like a decade at this point
651 notes · View notes
peppermint-moss · 4 months
Note
please draw a taz balance character with lyrics from a song that's been stuck in your head recently?
Tumblr media
Can we erase our history Is it as easy as this? […] How does it feel? To be an expert in a dying field
---
thinkin about their home world and how they couldn't return to it...
commission info || ko-fi (tip jar)
172 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
angus, be careful with that!
[click for higher quality, image id in alt text]
305 notes · View notes
melonkittii · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
to go with my dumb headcanon that lucretia made up all the actually cool relic names just because she could i present this comic
id in alt :)
841 notes · View notes
blizardstar · 8 months
Text
Whenever I see hot art I recognize as Lup and go “haha lady hot” and then the the caption is “Taako” I feel betrayed and then also feel the need to apologize to Taako
299 notes · View notes
geodebiome · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
okay i havent finished much art lately, and this isnt very polished either but i got the idea of taako with a lime hat. and out came the key lime go-gurt wizard! he even signed my drawing!
408 notes · View notes
orykorioart · 10 months
Text
Tumblr media
From Jan 2021
If you put a dragon before me I am already a fan, but to make that dragon a badass rogue and a lesbian? I am forever in love 😩✌️.
+extra sketch from Sep 2022
Tumblr media
325 notes · View notes
ceilingfan5 · 8 months
Note
🔒 blupjeans? :) 
🔒I broke into your car to impress you when you locked your keys in and now I have to construct an elaborate lie to explain myself 
“Huh,” Barry says, after Lup breaks into his fucking car. “Thank you, so much, honestly, I mean, I was going to be fucked, the locksmith quoted me like $300-”
“Yeah, no prob,” Lup says, so forcedly casual that she thinks she hears something important pop in her jaw. 
“But uh,” Barry looks at his car, a very, very sad blue Honda Civic belovedly named Crunch, and then at Lup, who is struggling with the knowledge that she is blushing hard enough to burn herself at the stake here. “That’s a pretty impressive skill you’ve got there?”
The how the fuck do you know that, and for why, specifically, is implied. 
“Thanks,” Lup says, opening her gumball machine mouth and letting a tasty, shiny lie ricochet through the spirals and tubes of her fucking idiot central and right out into the air, where she will now be responsible for it. “I learned it in the circus.”
“The circus?” Barry is wearing his stupid sexy strap on sunglasses, which are tentatively attached to his regular glasses, and thus make his eyes a little harder to see. He is, however, obviously having some kind of reaction to this information. Lup grimaces. 
“Yeeep. The circus. You know, the uh, the giraffes loved to steal keys.” 
“Giraffes?” Barry is incredulous. “That’s amazing. What for?”
“Oh, they’re mischievous fuckers,” Lup is just fully in it now. “Never trust a giraffe, I’m telling you. Elephants either, they’ll throw your keys right down a storm drain just to get your attention.”
“Golly,” Barry says. With his human fucking mouth. Lup wants to kill him and keep his soul in a jar. She promises she’ll poke holes in the lid. “I have to imagine you’d hide your keys after that happened once or twice, though?”
“The problem is, you see,” Lup is ascending, to live with the angels. Shame they’ll evict her as soon as possible, for all the lust and gluttony and wrath and so on. She can have another thing lined up. It’s fine. “Circus outfits never have pockets.”
“Really? Never?”
“Total design flaw,” Lup says, nodding, and also sweating so hard she’s afraid it might be audible. “Pockets would pull them down. And when you’re just wearing a leotard, you don’t want it gettin’ pulled down, obviously.”
“Obviously,” Barry agrees, looking dreadfully impressed at all this. “But then what about the keys, did you just hold them?” Him and his goddamn followup questions. Lup could grind him into a paste and study him under a microscope. 
“Yeah, or put them on a chain around our necks. But mostly we had a key boy.”
“A keyboy?” Barry’s eyes go way up. “One keyboy, to hold all the keys in the circus?”
“It was an illustrious job,” Lup says, with her lying, lying ass. “Everyone wanted to fuck the key boy.” 
“Wow,” Barry says. “Because of his access?”
“Because of the jingles, Barr, keep up!” Lup folds her arms. “Also, he was a pretty good juggler. Not as good as me, though.”
“You can juggle?” Barry grins at her. “I’d love to see that.” 
“I’ve been banned from juggling forever,” Lup says solemnly. “Because of the incident.” 
“The incident?” Jesus, can he just do this all day? Doesn’t he get tired?
“Yeah,” Lup says, and winks, and smacks him congenially on the back. “It’s a curse. Shame, cause I love juggling.” And before Barry can ask her another fucking question, she heads back in to work. 
God. It’s been years since she juggled. She cannot fucking believe she’s backed herself into a corner again about this shit. She should have just admitted to being obsessed with lockpicking youtube. 
202 notes · View notes
just1gnome · 10 months
Text
Some taz art I never posted because I've been doing artfight stuff and also other reasons (mystery)
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Edit cause some people think magus is sad, dw he's fine he just loves gay people soso much it brings him to tears
369 notes · View notes
emiko-matsui · 2 years
Text
favourite turn of events forever is when griffin first introduced garfield the deals warlock and then in the subsequent episode realised he didn't describe him so everyone's been drawing him as garfield the cat and deciding it was too funny to retcon how he looked
3K notes · View notes
ninetimesone · 8 months
Text
Tumblr media
sir tha-that wasn't me!
504 notes · View notes