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bl4hai · 27 days

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In celebration of the recently passed holiday here are some dirkjakes pleak enjoy

some doodles under the cut for your amusement :D

they sicken me...

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beckiboos · 11 months

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I think Lucien has a crush

Honestly same

#skyrim #lucien flavius #taliesin #tally-hoe i guess

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kordbot · 1 year

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guys I fucking love sigcorp so much you have no idea

#i just went through some sigcorp posts bc i felt like it and im exploding #i need to watch ace finish to the moon. and then make it play every other game HRHFJFBFHJF #hi ace ily i will be so insufferable about these games after my exams but i will draw you as many tally hoes as you want in return #special interest moment

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mcardery2k · 5 months

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Skyview's Beagles Running Lost Creek WV Jan. 3rd. 2024

#youtube #Beagles #Rabbit Hunting #AKC #SPO #Gun Dog Brace Trials #Tally Hoe #Northern WV Beagle Club #Skyview's Beagles

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flowerycowboy · 7 months

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it's okay. i can love you from afar. i can love you without telling you. i've never done this before but for you, for you i will do it.

i wonder if this will fade though. usually it does but you're different, aren't you? you've stayed all this time and for some reason i've kept you in my heart. not because of the way you look. but because of who you are. and isn't that a fresh gulp of air?

i love you and it's not because you look (but let's be real, i've never loved anyone like this before you). i love you because i can't help it. the things you say to me. the conversations we fall into. the unspoken (but spoken, because it's you) things we do. the way i can actually talk to you about my actual thoughts without fear.

and it hurts because for once it felt real. but it wasn't. and i feel shell shocked. i love you. that usually sounds like a promise, feels like reassurance but instead? Instead it feels like you've stabbed me but i don't know where- can't see where you've hurt me. But maybe it wasn't even you, it was me all along.

Because every time, every time I do this dance, it was me all along. I was dancing all by my lonesome when i wanted to dance with you. but it's okay because i'll love you from here. you get smaller and smaller from here anyway.

#pish posh and tally hoe #i dont fucking know #no thoughts brain empty #or not empty?...#don't ask

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love-me-satoru · 6 months

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Study date?

Playboy!Gojo x Nerd!Fem!Reader.

warnings: Gojo being a hoe, But also being a sweetie

you knew of gojo’s history and you knew you never wanted to mess with him and become a tally. but it never stopped him from trying.

you understand why most girls are drooling over him with his perfect blue eyes. Tall figure. You would be drooling all over him too if he wasn’t such a man whore.

he always tried to get close to you. flirting every chance he got. but you wouldn’t acknowledge him. But he’s been crazy for you since the first time he saw you. he knew what his problem was but he always wanted you.

You slowly started to notice gojo’s changes he wasn’t messing around anymore you started to hear a lot of gossip that he wasn’t sleeping around anymore. You heard that he had his eyes on someone but nobody knew who. but the one thing you noticed was he was still trying to talk to you. You were staring to think about why, why you were the one.

One day you decided why not and actually humored him.

“Hey y/n how you been today?”

“i’ve been good you?” he smiles. he finally got a response.

“Better now” he keeps smiling “so..” he’s stops and thinks. “What are you doing tonight?”

“maybe studying you know midterms are coming up”

“oh yeah.. i kinda forgot”

“you wanna come to my place and study?” you said smiling.

“Yes!” he said a little too quick and maybe a little too loud. but he smiled.

“give me your number and i’ll text you my address” he handed you his phone. you typed your number in and handed it back. “see you tonight” you smiled and walked away to go home.

you wasn’t expecting to be this excited for Gojo to come over. so you kinda rushed home to get ready for tonight. Gojo is over the moon right now. He’s so excited he literally can’t stop smiling. And when he finally got that text his smile got even bigger.

a/n: Lemme know if you want a part 2 on the study date. 🤭 may not be a lot of studying.

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morallyinept · 6 months

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A list of all my favourite JOEL MILLER Fic Recs, with the writers tagged. Includes fics I am currently reading/want to read.

PART 11

Please show some love to the writers by re-blogging and commenting on their work. 🖤

⚠️ Please ensure you check the triggers/warnings etc... on the stories themselves as some of them may not be suitable to your own particular tastes.

Gun Cleaning - @avastrasposts

Vertigo Series - @jenna-ortega

Joel Masterlist - @holacia3 So much Joel to choose from!

Be Good, Be Quiet - @undercoverpena

Sticking It To The PTA - @walkintotheriveranddisappear Dad!Joel SingleMother!Reader

Three's Company Part 1 & Part 2 - @wardenparker Cowritten with @absurdthirst Featuring Frankie Morales

What Happens After - @hellishjoel

Up In Your Arms Series - @cherubispunk 1940sGangster!Joel

Never Pegged You For A Quitter - @seventeenpins QZ!Joel

Wanna Be Felled By You, Held By You - @seventeenpins Non Binary!Reader

Fire Walk - @motherofagony No Outbreak!Joel

The Stranger - @nala2811

Candy Girl - @kiwisbell

I Know It's For The Better Series - @planet-marz1

Can't Help Myself - @fettuccin-e

Medicine - @goodwithcheese GN!Reader

A Knight In Dusty Clothes & A Tally Of Good Deeds - @linzels-blog

Just A Fantasy - @romanarose GN!Reader

Told You I'd Be Back - @palioom

Daddy Next Door Series - @cavillscurls DaddyDom!Joel

Pretty When I Cry - @awesumsaus

Nobody Does It Like You Do - @mandoisapunk

Lonesome & Mad - @hyzer34

Best Idea You've Ever Had - @amyispxnk

Sated - @softlyspector Female Vampre!Reader

Seeking What Is Desirable Series - @chloeangelic

Better Luck Next Time - @chaotic-mystery DBF!Joel

Hard Light Series - @joelmillers-whore Professor!Joel

When My Time Comes Around Series - @ramblers-lets-get-ramblin

Hoe-l Miller - @noxturnalpascal Drunk!Horny!Feral!Slut!Joel

Ride, Cowgirl - @cowboymarcs

Window Shopping 'Til They're Closing - @chloeangelic

Smother Series - @beardedjoel Dark!Joel

What You Need - @alwaysmicado FWB!Joel

Hoofbeats - @psychedelic-ink Featuring Agent Whiskey

Ghost (Mimi's Version) - @mrsmando

Swim Lessons - @pedge-page

Meet The Millers Series - @musings-of-a-rose Featuring Will & Benny Miller from Triple Frontier

Delicate Series - @hellishjoel & @thetriumphantpanda

She's Got A Boyfriend Anyway - @youcancallmeelle

Helping Hand - @dilfity Sub!Joel

You Know You Never Stood A Chance Series - @corazondebeskar-reads QZ!Joel

Second Chance - @kteague

Grays - @softlyspector

Sticky - @ezrasbirdie No Outbreak!Joel

#joel miller #joel miller tlou #pedro pascal characters #pedro pascal #joel miller smut #joel miller x reader #joel miller x you #joel miller x f!reader #joel miller fluff #joel miller x male reader #joel miller x gn!reader #joel miller fanfic #joel miller fanfiction #the last of us #the last of us fic #fic recs #jett's fic recs

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weirdly-specific-but-ok · 4 months

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pt IX good omens on livestream, i'm not ok: S1E4

You did it, Good Omens fandom, my dear maggots. You broke me in every way. Now I'm here, and where I once spent my day peacefully being sad about normal things, I'm now sad about a random fact about nightingales I learned on a British ornithology site and this is just... the brainrot. It's real. Raise brainrot awareness. Prevention is better than the nonexistent cure.

Well, I've procrastinated this post by like 48 hours by drawing fanart and being mopey over Crowley and generally being asleep because I'm still on antibiotics and ill. So let us not procrastinate further. First, episode 4. Tally, hoes!

In preparation for the stream, I gathered two emotional support oranges, only one of which was gaseous, and an apple. This was so that rather than waste an orange on being gay for Crowley I'd use the apple for that, symbolic of his temptation in the Garden of Eden etc. I didn't know how badly this plan would go.

On Discord, our collective loins girded, I noticed with no small suspicion that everyone was muttering about the bookshop and whether I'd be okay. When I demanded frantically what happened to the bookshop (I THOUGHT EVERYTHING WAS IN S2) everyone shut up and told me the bookshop was in tiptop shape and it was all tickety-boo and nothing would happen at all in episode 5.

Spoiler alert it is not all tickety-boo.

We start with Aziraphale going for a jog to keep uh fit for exercising with Crowley, and he is interrupted by Gabriel, who is not Jimbriel, and is not naked, that is, we cannot see his arse yet, but we can see that he is an arse.

We then see not-Newt the deliveryman with his wife Maude and they are the only straight couple that the people on the chat care about. Calling him not-Newt is going to pose problems for me.

Crowley is being a smart baby, and researching astronomy. Poor Crowley. I love Crowley. Do you understand? I LOVE CROWLEY.

There is a lot of talk of spoons and forks and such innuendos. I make a joke about scissors being missing. The chat does not notice. I am disappointed in the gays.

I am so engrossed in the way Death says "deeAaaAAthHHhh" that I fail to notice Not-Newt get killed delivering a message to Death. This is going to pose problems for me.

I forgot about the apocalypse plotline till the horsepeople arrive. This is understandable. I care not for this 'world' ending, my new world is Crowley. I love Crowley.

Duck aliens fucking descend. This is not a joke. There are duck aliens, and they are supportive of trans people. Newt does not count their nipples.

The Shad guy doesn't care Newt found aliens. He is upset that Newt didn't find witches. If Shad was mowing his lawn and found gold, he would toss it aside because he is focused on mowing. I can respect that. People make jokes about Newt eventually finding a witch.

It is suddenly a Christopher Nolan movie. Someone corrects me and says it's more like Jerry Bruckheimer. I do not know what that is.

Someone says Crowley destroys the Bentley but for whatever reason, like a lot of people before, makes it a black box that you have to click to read. I don't mind that, I like clicking.

Aziraphale bought out a theatre for Crowley, like a Kdrama where the rich CEO buys out an entire theatre for his working class girl.

Adam goes through what I went through with OCD. It is not fun.

It is now a horror movie. Adam floats in the air. That was not a symptom I had with OCD.

Crowley asks Aziraphale to run away with him to the stars. Aziraphale says no. Crowley is upset and my baby Azi looks so sad and confused about everything he believes in. Great. I'm totally fine, I think as I start stuffing my emotional support orange into my mouth.

It is now a Home Alone movie. Crowley in gloves is sexy. Mmmmmmm yes. Crowley does great advertising for plant spray bottles as he murders and threatens demons.

I point out that the GO book says Crowley can do "weird things with his tongue" as I learned from the GO scent guide company page. It was after all the most relevant take-away from that page.

Disco Tony arrives. This is not a safe space.

AZIRAPHALE KEEPS TRYING TO DO THE RIGHT THING AND IS FAILED BY HEAVEN LEAVE MY BABY AZI ALONE WTF GO AWAY. THE ANGELS WALL SLAM HIM TOO. THAT'S CROWLEY'S THING YOU BASTARDS.

Newt and Anathema are cute. I DON'T NOTICE BECAUSE IM SO UPSET HE'S CHEATING ON MAUDE AND WONDERING WHY THE CHAT IS OKAY WITH IT BECAUSE I AM A FOOL WHO CONTINUES TO MIX UP NEWT WITH NOT-NEWT AND THEN THE CHAT TELLS ME NOT-NEWT DIED AND I'M CONFUSED.

Newt and Anathema are having sex. As an aspec person, I am very alarmed at the visuals.

Azi is failed by heaven and the metatron. Shocker. Fucking get away from Azi. Azi is miserable and looks like he wants to cry.

AZI IS EXORCISED AND THE FUCKING FLAME CATCHES IN THE BOOKSHOP AND THE EPISODE ENDS.

TAKE MY PAIN MOTHERFUCKERS. I WILL POST THIS AND THEN WRITE THE EP5 PART.

#good omens #good omens mascot #good omens fandom #crowley #weirdly specific but ok #lgbtqia #aziraphale #asmi #neil gaiman #aziracrow #good omens spoilers #ineffable fandom #ineffable husbands #good omens summary #ineffably queer #go s1 #good omens 1 #go s1 ep4

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0mornings-dawn0 · 10 months

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Today I found out Taliesin looks amazing in this armor, behold Tally-hoes!

In that last image he's absolutely lecturing my LDB on the importance of not looking like a sad wet rat.

Sauce:

#skyrim #skyrim mods #tes mods #skyrim se #taliesin #skyrim taliesin #look at him #just as snazzy as his robes!#This mer can look good in anything!

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beckiboos · 9 months

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Taliesin- Calliope...are you awake?

Calliope- Mmhmm...

Taliesin-I've been thinking about what you said yesterday... about me playing games

Calliope- I meant the both of us, we were playing flirtatious chicken all day

Taliesin- I know I just... I wanted you to know. This. I'm serious about this. About us. I don't want you to think I'm playing games with you

Calliope- No games at all?

Taliesin- None

Calliope- Not even if I ask nicely?

Taliesin- Oh well that depends how nicely you ask..

Calliope- So I guess this makes me your official little breton then?

Taliesin- Are you? Mine?

Calliope- I always was

#skyrim #oc calliope #taliesin #tally hoe #spicy but nothing on show more than a shoulder #she was always his

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yogurtverse · 8 months

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Which Straw Hat is getting the aux?

Albums for people who want them

Luffy:

Stadium Arcadium (Red Hot Chili Peppers), Nonagon Infinity (King Gizzard and the Wizard Lizard)

Gorillaz (Gorillaz)

Zoro:

Ultra Beatdown (Dragonforce)

Rust in Peace (Megadeth)

The Number of the Beast (Iron Maiden)

Nami:

Electra Heart (Marina and the Diamonds)

Sour (Olivia Rodrigo)

Red (Taylor Swift)

Usopp:

Scaring the Hoes (JPEGMAFIA and Danny Brown)

Exmilitary (Death Grips)

Wlfgrl (Machine Girl)

Sanji:

Flower Boy (Tyler, the Creator)

Currents (Tame Impala)

BALLADS 1 (Joji)

Chopper:

Merriweather Post Pavilion (Animal Collective)

Spirit Phone (Lemon Demon)

Good and Evil (Tally Hall)

Robin:

Everything Goes Numb (Streetlight Manifesto)

Debut (Bjork)

The Sufferer and the Witness (Rise Against)

Franky:

Hello Rockview (Less Than Jake)

Remain in Light (Talking Heads)

Tenacious D (Tenacious D)

Brook:

Highway 61 Revisited (Bob Dylan)

Pink Moon (Nick Drake)

At Folsom Prison (Johnny Cash)

Jinbe:

3 Feet High and Rising (De La Soul)

What's Going On (Marvin Gaye)

Fear of a Black Planet (Public Enemy)

#one piece #music #topsters #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #sanji #nami #usopp #chopper #nico robin #franky #brook #jinbei

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ethics-wizard · 1 year

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The most mad max looking hot dog car that has ever been conceived by wizardkind pulls up to a rickshaw ramp that has been erected by the cathedral. Ethics pulls down her googles and fluffs her white robe checking it for all the proper swords. "TALLY HOE BITCHES, I'm GOING TO KILL A MOON!" THE ENGINE REVS AS THE HOTDOG SHOOTS FOWARD UP THE RAMP PROPELLING THE HOTDOG AT THE UN MOON AT A HIGH VELOCITY!

#wizardposting

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fuckyeahdindjarin · 2 years

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Consent is back for the holidays

Follower milestone celebration vote

This is a little token of my love for all of you amazing, supportive, loveliest people for my recent follower milestone. Thank you for letting me share my work and for being so kind, I appreciate you beyond words ❤️

I've mentioned before that I don't have the talent for taking requests, and since we had fun on the last vote, I thought we could do another one - this time on the Consent drabbles/oneshots you'd like to read, with a seasonal twist!

I'm aiming to write for the top 3 voted for prompts, pairing one to each holiday. The prompt with the most votes will be set in the holiday with the most votes, etc. Details below the cut.

I hope I'm not being presumptuous in assuming that you guys would be interested in reading more from the Consent universe! I'm excited to write for our Dieter and Intimacy Coordinator again ❤️

Vote here!

If you'd rather stay on Tumblr, you can also vote in comments, reblogs, or asks if you want to vote anonymously.

1. Holidays list

🎄 Christmas

🦃 Thanksgiving

🍾 New Year’s Eve

2. Prompts list

🎩 Bridgerton (this will be filth/this idea has been floating around for eons - will it finally get written? 😂)

🇮🇹 Going back to Italy

🥃 Drunken confession

⌚️ Dieter shoots a watch ad (this will be filth)

💕 Matching tattoos

You can vote for as many holidays and prompts as you like from the lists - I will tally the total overall numbers.

I know this is early, but I will be travelling for a good half of December so I will need to finish writing these in November. I will leave this vote up for a couple of weeks, depending on the response. Let me know if you have any questions, I have no idea if the above makes sense 🙈

Special Dieter hoe tags 😉 @mandoblowmybackout @pedropascalsx

#follower milestone #consent series #dieter bravo fanfic #dieter bravo x you #dieter bravo x fem!reader #dieter bravo x f!reader #dieter bravo x reader #it’s consent season

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mcardery2k · 5 months

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