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pre-transmigration cumplanes because they are the most divorced guys who never met

A friend pointed out how in this post, Mobei Jun looks like he's wearing a shirt, opening up the avenue for him to have been secretly stuffing his bra this whole time. The scandal of it all needed to be exposed.

Perfect Couple

They need to be right beside each other or they'll die

Fic prompt

Shen Qingqiu and Mobei-Jun get wife plotted.

The entire fic is just Luo Binghe and Shang Qinghua’s adventures having to not only find their husbands but also dealing with each other’s bullshit and realizing that they’re more alike than they’d really like to think about.

THE PRINCES OF THE NORTH!

i thought my little moshang kid could benefit from a baby brother

Shang Qinghua really does think that he is unlovable huh

He really thinks that he is of no value to anyone if he isn't making himself useful he will be disposed off and that will be it

He genuinely believes no would ever want him so he manipulate and posture as a lesser so to be seen as a necessary annoyance rather than the pest he believes himself to be

He hates all the work he has to do but he prefers exhaustion to the paranoia and anxiety that eat him up when he isn't showcasing his value

He is in a constant battle just to be acceptable rather than loved so he can just be in the presence of those who are dear to him

Like damn like father like son I can see where binghe got all his issues like airplane bro stop unloading it all on your OCs look you gave the poor dear anxiety

*shows up late to a party I wasn't invited to* what's up I got barbie moshang memes

[Image ID copied from ALT:

a headshot of shang qinghua from the English version of the Scum Villains Self Saving System, the barbie title is overlaid on him, the text above his head reads "this barbie is god."

a headshot of mobei-jun from the English version of the Scum Villains Self Saving System, the barbie title is overlaid on him, the text above his head reads "he's just mobei-jun."

/End ID]

girl help i was musing abt an au with shen yuan as mobei-jun’s little brother but now i can’t stop picturing it like. a portal opens and a very intimidating ice demon steps out. then a few seconds later another portal opens and a smaller, more delicate looking ice demon steps out and lines up beside the first. they’re wearing the same style of clothes and identical facial expressions, and despite the fact that the expression is cold, cold, cold, the overall effect puts one rather in mind of this:

how do you even react?? can you be frightened while also sort of wanting to coo over them?

SQH : can i give you a cute pet name

MBJ : just call me Mobei.

SQH : sweetheart?

MBJ : Mobei.

SQH : honey?

MBJ : it's Mobei. Period.

SQH : my little pogchamp? My poor little meow meow?

MBJ : what the fuck is that even???

SQH : okay then what about babygirl?

MBJ : ..."honey" is ok.

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why did my duolingo turn into sqq

Also thinking of the part in the airplane extras where Airplane goes on a mission with Liu Qingge and Shen Jiu and Shen Jiu gets so frazzled after fighting with Liu Qingge that he holds his book upside down while pretending to read it like .. ueueue HE WAS REALLY JUST A KID.... He was just a kid that never should have become the man that he became because he was just a kid and he should've had support and love but he didn't and AUGH THIS PART (Sorry for my nightlight my roommates asleep)

Ughhghhghhgghwugghhghhuuu Airplane genuinely thought he could change... Shang Qinghua didn't think he could do that much but he used literally the most honest words in his LIFE up until that point to try to just equip Shen Jiu with one thing , one tiny piece of support that could make his life just that bit less of a living hell. And Shen Jiu doesn't even live long enough to use it

happy pride month to: boys DEEEEEEP in the closet, men who knit, house wives (gender neutral), just little guys AND ITS THEIR BIRTHDAY you wouldnt punch the BIRTHDAY BOY, Ice Queens, boys who are trying their best, girls with emotional support teachers, Manic Nightmare Demon Girls, lesbians who write mlm smut, snakes and snake enthusiasts, Dads Who Are Moms, Moms Who Are Dads, good boys, autistic people who love swords, sad big brothers, elder lesbians and their lesbian ducklings, dudes who HATE kids, Gays In Medicine, lil tough guys, and Dream Daddies

cannot STRESS how much i love your svsss demon prince oc. his hair... the cunty clothes... the coloring on his eyes and fingers and lips.... ohhh goddd

demon SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

*screams about mobei's mom* *calms down*

Omg, when sqh and mbj marry... Who's going to pay for that wedding?

Probably Mobei, tbh. Even if they stop hiding that they are courting much earlier, I don't think they would commit to the wedding until Mobei-jun is the king. And him taking his first (and most likely only) spouse is going to be a huge event for the entire demon realm, them tagging a human-compatible second party onto the proceedings (that nonetheless will make everyone, even Huan Hua Palace green with envy) won't even show up as a meaningful expense on the event budget, because Mobei is just That Important to the north

The way I came up with Mobei's mom for this story started with trying to figure out how Mobei can be number 2 epic OP mofo (author's favorite blorbo edition) while not directly threatening Binghe (Bingge) in their usual setting. Other than, you know, being the loyal sort who wouldn't attack Binghe unless Binghe attacked him first, thus betraying the agreement between them. In some of my original stories, I have something I call 'conditional divinity', where something can have god-like powers, but only under certain circumstances. In this case, Mobei's mom is a primordial god, but only when she's in her natural environment in the Endless Abyss. Her leaving the depth of the Abyss and living on a decidedly more material and stable plane puts her roughly in the same category of being as a heavenly demon, because she had to be significantly diminished to make it work.

So Mobei can be considered a very similar kind of being to Binghe, with the caveat that his power is a lot more tied up in the Abyss. If they fight in the demon or human realm, Binghe wins because he doesn't have a condition on his power. If they fought in the Abyss or near a suitably large abyssal vent, then Mobei would win - but Binghe will never go back to the Abyss of his own volition and with Xin Mo in hand he can't be kept in there even if someone were to throw him in, so...