This page lives rent free in my head

Also is Oswald canonically attractive???

(I mean- yeah I can see why)

Tales from my enchanted wasteland….

Note to myself: Don´t watch Hammer movies in Technicolor before editing ;-)

picked up TTW and made a new LW/courier, her name is Sunday

Just let me play the same mf i’m too uncreative to make a new character

I hate when a game breaks verisimilitude like this. It's supposed to be an old police station, but it's OBVIOUSLY a former children's hospital.

hey can people who have played more fallout nv than me rate this dialogue exchange between my amnesiac courier and raul ft. arcade

Arcade: "So you go by Clay, and that guy who says he knows you called you Cash."

Raul: "Boss. You think you might be named Cassius Clay?"

Clay, upon some thought: "...I am."

Raul, clapping a hand across his back: "Well congratulations! Named after a great fighter."

Clay, upon further thought: ".......not named after the fighter."

Raul: "...who the hell would you be named after man?"

Clay: ".......the abolitionist."

Raul: "you couldn't remember being named Cash but you can remember the word abolitionist?"

Arcade: "why do you even know about the abolitionist"

God imagining Tale of Two Wastelands in character is hilarious, because surely the Lone Wanderer must be sitting there about to get capped by Benny thinking “I survive the Enclave, Project Purity’s activation nearly killing me, everything The Capital Wasteland could ever hope to throw at me, The Fucking Pitt, an Alien Abduction, Point Lookout, and more Albino Radscorpions than god even knows, and some douche in a tacky suit and wielding a piddly little pistol is what’s finally gonna do me in?!”

thinking about the idiot at pitchfork that gave unreal unearth only a 5/10 and then proceeded to write the worst music review/explanation/critique thing i have ever seen in my entire life

and ive been a reader for years, i have read many reviews of differing quality

and that was SO bad

Okay so I am playing with Tale of Two Wastelands and I have the Amata follower mod so I cheat back into Vault 101 to get Butch cuz I have the Butch overhaul mod so I can get Butch during Trouble On The Homefront

Anyways I kill the security chief that attacks you during the quest and somehow that made The Overseer hostile and Amata just fuckin' books it to his office and guns him down

Good for her tbh

Damn the fallout tale of two wastelands player character must've visited this thirft store 😳

having the age slider in fallout 3 tale of two wastelands is so funny. just born as a middle-aged baby

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Tales from my enchanted wasteland….

Abe, covered in bullet wounds and sticking in stim after stim: Where's the doctor? Lucy: He's... head is in the bag, but- Abe: *Pulls out a gun, ready to shoot her down and take the brain back to BigMT* Lucy: Wait! He's the only chance I can have to find my dad, please, I... Abe: *In the drowning of her talking, thinking about how he couldn't save his dad, how she might have a chance, his hatred for the enclave and a thousand other things...* Fuck... FUCK! *Kicks a bunch of sand and takes a breath* Fine. But I'm going with you. One vault dweller lost their dad, I don't need another one. Get your shit together and point in whatever direction we're going. Quest added: Hangover Heart

ignore the naked raider men in the background, i needed new clothes

How it started, and how it's going.

Yet another TTW playthrough. Running Gabriel Arroyo through everything I can in DC before heading to the train station to go to the Mojave.

(And honestly, New Vegas with Tale of Two Wastelands is the ONLY way to play Fallout 3, IMHO.)