Feel free to elaborate in the tags! Would also love to know if people that have conlangs are able to communicate with them in front (personally we struggle with it)

no, that's a basket. a blanket is one of these [ ]

wghat the fuck is a blanket

i think it's when a lot of people sit at the same table and there is like food ! hope ythis helps

I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

have to call out for work tomorrow (see: meltdown) but my boss isn't responding and i heard a rumor she'd been fired which is hard for me to believe but im starting to believe it and idk what to do

fuuuck my stupid gay tail all the ideal dogs point at laugh at my dumb faggy tail

did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back

see now THIS is how you do an introductory google form

to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

they always wear a lab coat

hey guys i have a joke for you

why are labradors such good scientists

hey guys i have a joke for you

why are labradors such good scientists

sick of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy" i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad

i am. So exhausted

"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

wow that's a nice inflexible honour code you've got there. i can't wait to see it broken under immense pressure, and you along with it.

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.