12 year old sirius would scribble down “sirius potter” on his parchment instead of taking notes during transfiguration and mcgonagall snatched the thing from his desk exactly once. the one time it happens sirius looks so mortified she smiles and decides to incinerate the parchment on the spot before reprimanding him because she may have a soft spot for him but favouritism is out of question. things get a lot more interesting when years later she’s teaching slytherins and snatches a piece of parchment with “regulus potter” written on it.
2K notes
·
View notes
After Azran Legacy Descole was left with a lot of clothes, personal items, and various souvenir trinkets left behind by the other former passengers of the Bostonious none of which was ever properly retrieved due to the groups sudden parting.
Rather than throwing it all out Descole has been trying to covertly return all items back to their original owners and because it’s Descole he’s probably returning the objects and whatnot in the most complicated way possible over a period of time.
Auroras stuff in particular remains safely stored in a box on the Bostonious.
136 notes
·
View notes
draw me an ayin immediately
ok ! Please note that he might look like every other man i have drawn
7 notes
·
View notes
Now has obtained popcorn from...somewhere? Is that even real popcorn? Can a Memokeeper eat? Don't ask, she won't give a straight answer, she's just here to observe how this entire situation only grows more and more messy and honestly hilarious.
3 notes
·
View notes
"You talk like a noodle, my friend," said Caderousse;
I... did not know that "noodle" in the sense of being a stupid person has been around since, *checks Merriam-Webster* ...1720? Jeez.
Anyways, I like this specific phrasing and shall be incorporating it into my daily speech.
46 notes
·
View notes
Secret Amazons
Unfortunately I lost the fic because it was part of a old group of one-shots
But if I had to guess how they found out, I have a mini scenario:
Jazz disguises himself as a new decepticon(ricochet) and when he enters someone (nancelle) asks about his preferred pronouns
When he responds dreadwing lets out an "oh, another one exclusively he/him! It's not every day🙂" and Jazz is like "what do you mean?"
Hours later he tells Prowl, whose only sign that he is freaking out at an extreme level is the nose and eye bleeding.
(by the way, tarantulas have also been seen using she/her, so prowl(in case/If she exists in this Au) doesn't have as many reservations as the others [or springer] )
Lmfao-
Omg imagine that warframes just have the exact inverse of gender ratios: civilians have 12 mechs born for every 1 femme, whereas warframes have 12 femmes born for every 1 mech. It's not a secret at all, the civilians are just ignorant to all things warframe outside of their propaganda. The decepticon uprising is a women's rights movements confirmed??
Also 👀 why is Jazz's nose bleeding? Got an eyeful he wasn't prepared for? Lol
2 notes
·
View notes
That One Anon That One Time?
whoever the hell this mf is
they are bringing me pain /lh
4 notes
·
View notes
"And here I thought you'd show a little sense. Abandoned? Destroyed? Do you really think Mother would just stop and never create again?"
4 notes
·
View notes
anyways. pointing at you dramatically like a phoenix wright character as i say all this:
you possibly have some form of daddy issues as you are usually into dad like men in some way or another or men you know won't abandon you in a clingy like sense that you can tease some way somehow but also men that can keep you grounded (which ig adds to the dad like vibe)
i know what you are 🍉🍇🍓🍈
LMFAO BATTING MY EYELASHES. AND THEN WHAT ❤️
DVDHDJDJD no…. Say it ain’t so………….. how could this be………………. I’m kidding thsi got me giggling so much tho
No this is hilarious. Ur so right. I don’t rlly have #daddyissues but so true I have abandonment issues 😳 mayhap I do love a good caring individual or cling wrap even. Bonus when it’s both.
3 notes
·
View notes
on God Wolf is so weird and he's a loser
2 notes
·
View notes