Creepypasta As Hazbin Hotel
Ben: so what do you think
Jeff: I’m sorry what the fuck was that
Helen: we’re not filming a porn as a commercial
Puppeteer: why not
Nina: I like being forced
Jeff: keep that to yourself, Nina
Nina: Puppeteer sir
Puppeteer: call me dickmaster
Nina: Puppeteer.
Nina: it’s a solution to our biggest problem
Jeff: oh yeah herpes that’s a bitch
Nina: no our other biggest problem
Jeff: oh uh ugly people?
Jeff: math?
Jane: face my wrath
Jeff: who are you
Jane: I attacked you literally last week
Jeff: ?
Jane: we’ve done battle like twenty times
Jeff: well you must’ve been really bad at this
Liu: oh god, here I go, Jeff. just another fucking day with Jeff. hey hey hey fuck my life
Liu: looks like you have everything under control here
Lyra: of course I do, fuck you, now shoo, go take care of the piss baby
Liu: so you should…?
Jeff: do nothing?
Liu: great idea!!
Toby: you still pissed he almost beat you that time?
Jeff: uh fuck you
Toby: just saying
Sally: *gasp* the bad boy is back
Sally: never leave me again
Brian: we’re about 80% sure she’s harmless
Jeff: this is stupid
Lyra: this is not stupid!
Lyra: it’s just the GAMEEEEE
Lyra: Liu did it well so please try to do the same!
Jeff: I’m too sober for this
Jeff: I’m looking forward to stabbing the other residents
Slenderman: WHAT WHY
Slenderman: people are being nice because they want you to feel welcome
Jeff: *middle finger*
Liu: *middle finger*
Toby: *laughs evilly*
Nina: I have my doubts
Tim: Puppeteer’s minions are all over the place and I need you to get rid of them
Jeff: oh well in that case I’d be delighted to
Tim: humanely
Jeff: well that’s a lot less fun
Jeff: this time everyone has to catch him, okay? Unless you want me to hurt you
Jeff: I love to suck-
Tim: I swear to fuck if you say dicks
Jeff: popsicles, you sicko! Get your mind outta the gutter
Jeff: but you know, dicks too
Sally: sometimes I kill mother bugs in front of their children as a warning to others
Jeff: NINA?!
Clockwork: uh my name’s Clocky
Jeff: no one gives a shit
Jeff: call me fake one more time, motherfucker
Jeff: i dare you
Toby: fake
Jeff: fucking asshole- *hits his head on roof*
Toby: you done?
Liu: Lyra, sweetie, you uh you good?
Lyra: nope no not really!
Sally: maybe it’s time
Lazari: no
Sally: to ask
Lazari: don’t say it
Sally: your dad
Lazari: UGHHHHHH
Lyra: wait that’s it
Jeff: kill everyone?
Lyra: noooooo
EJ: what’s the hold up?
EJ: you got daddy issues?
Lulu: no we’ve just never been close
Lulu: after Mom died he never really wanted to see me
Lulu: he calls sometimes but only if he’s bored or needs me to do something
EJ: daddy issues
Brian: this is the first time she’s called you in years
Brian: this has to be perfect
Brian, picking up the phone: HEYYYY BITCH
Jeff: you may have heard of me from my radio broadcast
Tim: hmmm NOPE I guess that’s why Toby called it the Hazbin Hotel hahaha
Jeff: hahaha it was actually my idea
Tim: hahaha well it’s not very clever
Jeff: haha fuck you
Toby: OKAY
Brian: you like girls! so do I! We have so much in common
Clockwork: how you been?
Jeff: good! Until five minutes ago
Sadie: hey Sally what you been up to, girlie?
Sally: fighting bugs
Sadie: and how’s that going for you
Sally: they’re winning
Sally: but not for long
Lulu: how come he can have faith in me but my own father can’t?
Jeff: oooooh drama *pulls out popcorn*
Slenderman: hi
Slenderman: Slenderman
Slenderman: that’s my wall that you just blew up
Jeff: don’t fucking shush me bitch
Sadie: I need a break but hug a koala for me
Nina: omg can you imagine an actual KOALA
Jeff: anyway you sure fucked up didn’t you
Jeff: oh Lyra, you look an absolute mess
Sadie: I won’t hurt anyone for you
Jeff: who’s asking?!
Ben: Jeff and Toby just left like they were running away from their responsibilities
Ben: should we be alarmed?
Helen: are you fucking high?
Lulu: oh I’m just kidding
Lulu: I know you’re an ace in the hole
Ann: a what now?
Sally: I named all the stains on the carpet
Sally: that one’s Fred
Liu: look I can’t resist a fight okay
Liu, about Jeff: especially when I get to tag team with this fuckhead
Lyra: live tonight however you want because-
Toby: we’re all gonna die!
Dina: alright let’s give it up for not dying!
Dina: love not dying!
Dina: … drinks?
Jeff: I mean personally I’m excited it’s been a long time since I stabbed someone and really meant it you know what I mean
Lazari: I dub thee king roach
EJ: oh to understand your twisted little mind
Jeff: anyway I guess
Jeff: please don’t die tomorrow
Jeff: okay bye
Lyra: rip Jane’s cunt mouth out her ass
Jeff: would you just- chill, Lyra, fuck
Zero: they appear to have some kind of shield sir
Puppeteer: oh really? I didn’t see this giant fucking shield in front of me YOU DUMB BITCH NO SHIT
Jeff: I’m about to end your fucking life
Puppeteer: fuck you, you red piece of- too much fucking red- fuck shut up
Ben: hahaha poetry
Jeff: what just happened? Ffffuck
Toby: these fucking angels won’t stop coming
Jeff: HA
Toby: okay I walked right into that one
Jane: Before I take your life I’m going to tear that other eye out of your face
Clockwork: try it bitch
Jeff, to Jane: live
Jeff: live knowing that you only do because I let you
Slenderman: see you messed with my daughter so now I am going to FUCK you
Zalgo: …
Clockwork & Lyra: …
Jeff: 😏
LJ: well this just got interesting
Sally: it’s fuck you up, Dad
Slenderman: wait what did I say?
Liu: how’s mercy taste, you little bitch
Slenderman: take your little friends and GO HOME
Slenderman: please
Puppeteer: I’m The Puppeteer
Helen: and I’m-
Puppeteer: nobody gives a shit who you are, Helen
Zero: anyway congrats to Slenderman and his crew for not being totally fucking useless for once
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Warning: mentions of manipulation, sexual assault, suicide, emotional abuse and self harm.
Johnathan and Emra
They aren't in a relationship anymore, but the two used to be your typical loving couple, however as time went on they slowing started drifting apart, not as many meetups and barely any texts or calls.
Johnathan suffered from depression for a big portion of his life, and he started doing better, however close to the 2 year mark of their relationship, he suddenly felt even worse, he could barely leave his dorm. He stopped taking care of himself and even though he felt guilty, he couldn't manage getting out of bed to meet up with Emra.
Emra would sometimes go visit him and check up on him now and again to see how he's holding up, though going weeks to months with no contact she wasn't sure if they were even dating anymore, and moved away to a university that will ensure her future.
Now that he was alone and had nothing else, he committed suicide later the next day, leaving a note about how he still loved Emra dearly.
They knew each other long before dating, and eventually Johnathan asked her out, Emra was so happy because she was to shy, afraid he'd reject her.
They loved to cuddle on the couch together in one of each other's dorm.
when Jonathan could afford it, he'd buy Emras favourite flowers. Meanwhile, Emra would try out her new nail polishes on him. She also would make some hot cocoa or tea when he's sad.
They'd go on walks through a park walking trail a lot to try and improve Johnathan's mental health, Emra loved it going jogging and long walks and thought it'd help him, too.
They both loved going to theatres or musicals together, they did it rarely, usually for a celebration because of the cost, it made going there more special.
Emra taught Johnathan how to dance.
Wilson the basher and rouge
They met before Wilson was a Proxy, Rouge was attacked him but he survived and days later Rouge completely forgot about him because of the slender sickness and Wilson never saw under the mask.
They were in this weird phase where no one asked each other out, it kind of just happened until Rouge made it official and asked him out.
They're quite protective of each other, even though they can both take care of themselves, they still want to look after one another.
They don't really show much affection for each other, it's mainly so it doesn't get in the way of their work, but in general they aren't the most affectionate people.
They have each other's names tattooed on their wrist so if they'll remember the other in case they forget.
They alway kill together, in the beginning Rouge would finish the job as quick but efficient as she can, because she stresses not knowing if Wilson is okay.
Rouge helps him with his if she's done hers because he's very messy and careless, unlike her who is a lot more stealthy and careful.
Rouge has to constantly keep Wilson out of trouble.
They like going for jogs in the forest.
Once a week they try and make time to have a drink together, it's a special occasion for them.
They sleep together most of the time, whether it's in a cabin or out in the woods. Wilson likes resting on her chest.
Rouge sometimes lets Wilson draw on her self harm scars. He mainly draws spirals, references from his favourite comics, or stars.
Wilson has nicknames for her, these are; babe, baby, darling, mummy and gorgeous.
Rouge calls him darling, pretty boy and sweetheart.
Wilson is the only one who knows of Rouges actual name, Heather. He only uses it in private.
Wilson stole a pair of engagement rings and surprised her with them, Rouge loved the gesture and wears it as a necklace around her neck so it's safe and can still wear her claws.
Keith and Randy
when they were in the few months of dating, they loved to go on night rides with just the two of them.
Bridgette didn't like them dating, however she thought he was grown enough to make his own decisions.
They met at a boxing class, and started talking and became friends, eventually Keith caught feelings and they started dating.
They aren't very physically affectionate for a while, since both hated it, though as both healed they became more comfortable with touching.
When Keith was in prison they tried to Keep in contact as best they can.
The beginning of the relationship was at its worst when they were abusing substances, that was their main issue and it caused a lot of arguments. It was their main motivation to become sober.
Randy pierced Keith's ears, two on his lobe and his eyebrow, but that one rejected.
Randy tried teaching him Spanish, but he only managed to pick up a few sentences.
They were very secretive about their relationship in public, and only close friends knew about it.
They'd both sneak out and go meet up to hang out, that's when they were most comfortable to be an obvious couple.
They started dating when they were 15 and 14 respectively.
They have matching stud earrings.
They alway help each other with their mental health and understand if one needs space or in a depressive state.
Randy calls him babe.
Keith calls him babe, sweetie and handsome.
Clockwork and Toby
Toby met Clockwork after she wandered into one of Slenderman's territories and unwittingly set up her camp there.
The camp was spotted by Toby whilst he was doing a nightly patrol and went to investigate and silently poke around the campsite, where he was then promptly ambushed by Clockwork from behind as soon as he went to check the tent.
They didn't kill each other because they didn't seem dangerous. They were hesitant at first, but after being around each other and taking into account that he didn't kill her, Clockwork asked him out and they started dating.
Toby would always try and do his best in the relationship, because he didn't want to be like his dad and although it wasn't always perfect, they did their best with what they had.
Toby sometimes forgot about her, he carved Clocky into his thigh to remember.
They were really open with each other and always tried communicating to each other.
They could be always be themselves around each other, Toby would always unmask and Clockwork can be her true and unfiltered self.
They were always together, they'd help each other when they'd have nightmares, flashbacks or when Toby was having a schizophrenia episode.
Clockwork would always worry when Toby went out, so she'd always go with him from afar because she never knew if he would come back or not and it'd always make her anxious.
Toby always reassured her, and Clockwork tries to have trust in him.
Toby never told her, but found it annoying when she kept following him when he told Clockwork not to worry.
After he killed himself, Clockwork didn't know until 3 years later when Lyra told her.
After she hadn't seen him for a few weeks and refused to believe she couldn't find him, she couldn't accept his death.
She had such mixed emotions, Clockwork was so mad, yet so sad, she trusted him and just left her. He left her wondering why she wasn't enough.
Clockwork wears his jacket all the time now to remember him.
He is the only one who knows her actual name, Natalie. Though Toby never calls her it because he was worried she'd get upset.
Toby supported her when she was thinking about not killing anymore, and was going to go through it with her.
Sometimes they'd just go for a long walk in a pine wood forest together and not talk.
They'd always sleep together, Clockwork was usually the big spoon.
Her nicknames for him are babe, sweetheart and handsome.
He'd call her sweetheart, Clocky, babe and honey.
Roadwalker and Sadie
They met while they were both trying to steal the same house and they decided to compromise and be roommates.
They became friends very quickly and Sadie asked her out in a few months.
They're very open with each other and don't keep many secrets from each other, although Sadie only started being more honest with how she's feeling a few years into the relationship.
Sadie gets intrusive thoughts about the relationship, that if she's to honest Roadwalker would find her annoying.
They like snuggling together, they usually talk about what's on their mind until they fall asleep like that.
They've always wanted kids, they are very good with them and always look after the creepypasta kids. They've even adopted some, these being Sam, Milo, Iris, Lily and Lacy.
Sadie is very protective of Roadwalker and rarely leaves her side.
Roadwalker loves animals, and she likes dragging Sadie along to feed just about any animal they come across, Sadie likes feeding the ducks the most.
They help each other with their mental health and emotional needs, especially Roadwalker when Sadie goes into a deep depressive state.
Roadwalker can be very impulsive and Sadie is making sure she doesn't do anything to crazy.
They have matching feather earrings.
Hannah the killer and Vicky genocidal
They met when they were 10 and 11, Victoria had gotten her hand stuck in a vending machine and Hannah had gotten her unstuck.
Hannah was hesitant to become friends with her but they became best friends afterwards ever since.
Later dating in high school until after Hannah's incident when she runs away, assumed dead.
Hannah had a crush on Victoria before everything happened, in middle school. She gave her a ring pop, and said they were gonna get married.
They help each other with trying to not kill, whenever one of them has an urge the other helps them by distracting themselves.
They do each other each other's makeup, they love it because they have vastly different makeup styles.
Hannah helped Vicky during and in recovery from her vaginal hysterectomy surgery.
They co-parent a black cat named Bingus.
Hannah taught Vicky how to swear in German in middle school.
They live together in a small apartment funded by Liu.
Vicky is deathly afraid of being abandoned, and refuses to be away from Hannah's side, she can even be overprotective at times, though she is aware.
Hannah likes to kiss Vicky's burn scars on her stomach and hips.
It was Vicky who influenced Hannah's style to be more gothic.
Hannah didn't think she could find someone to date before meeting Victoria.
They co-parent Johnny together.
Victoria and Randy
They met in middle school, but the crush didn't start until Victoria saw him sitting on a bench late after school, he had gotten in an argument with Bridgette's boyfriend at the time and wanted to stay out of the house for awhile. Victoria sat with him and gave him advice and much needed encouragement.
He developed a crush and to make her notice he'd occasionally bully her, because it's what he saw at home. Eventually he realised it doesn't work like that, apologised and they continued being acquaintances.
The crush didn't last but he still cares about her, and hopes one day Vicky can get her life back together and be like her old self again.
Jeff and Jane Arkensaw
They met at middle school, they were in the same class.
Jane and Jeff had a crush on each other after finishing middle school, neither of them asked each other out because they were to shy. They hanged out a lot when her dad was out working, he was one of the only one that treated Jane like her age.
They were both were starting to take an innocent crush to an obsession, Jane eventually realises and after Victoria gently mentions how unhealthy it's starting to be, Jane backs off and keeps contact at a minimum.
Jeff had no idea why she didn't want to see him as much and thought he messed up the relationship; this made him want her more.
Jeff gave her a shark plushie when he found out it was her favourite animal.
Jane now has very complicated feelings about him, she doesn't like him anymore, only who he once was, and believes she can bring him back to his old self.
Jane the killer and Mary Vaughn
They met in high school, Mary was getting bullied, and Jane protected her. They very quickly became friends afterwards, they fell for each other around the same time, 1 year later, Mary was the one to ask her out.
Jane said yes, and they dated for 10 years before l getting engaged and then married.
They like to cuddle together on the couch watching their respective favourite shows.
They used to go on dates a lot, however as they got older and the longer they were together, they stopped caring as much about dates.
They used to go on picnics together.
They adopted Alex not long after marrying each other.
They take Alex, their son, to a park a lot and have alone time there.
David and Vailly
They met online, and after talking for a few days, agreed to FaceTime each other.
The two realised they went to the same school, when Vailly found out David was a loner and that was why they never met before, she decided to befriend him and included him with her friends.
When they weren't at school David wanted to always text or call and would guilt her into stop doing whatever it was that prevented her from doing so.
David confessed to her and after her friend's encouragement, they started dating.
They dated for 10 months, and in that time was one of the worst for her, he was very manipulative and pressured Vailly into things she didn't want to do.
At first Vailly didn't mind the relationship at first, she was bombarded with compliments and reassurance, he even bought her anything she wanted.
Vailly would occasionally catch him watching her while getting dressed, he'd do it often but he was only caught a few times.
She used to get pissed and very uncomfortable, but every time she brought it up, David would always dismiss it and say it's what couples do.
She eventually got less mad each time after being gaslit.
This narrative only was only further cemented when she went to her friends and they didn't see much wrong with it, because he wasn't some stranger, he was her boyfriend of a few months at the time.
Vailly broke up with him after 10 months of constant belittling and manipulation, she was worried about his reaction and took her friends with her, but he seemed to take it very well, 2 weeks later he invited her over to apologise and to see if they could remain friends. She accepted and even wore an outfit he bought her.
Vailly and Sully
They met while Sully was out looking for Jane with Hannah and Vicky and found Vailly in an old, abandoned building instead.
Sully was the only other ghost so Vicky thought it'd be better if he went and talked to her, they were both shy at first but agreed to come with because he's also dead and with other girls. After a few months Vailly started to open up and they became friends.
After being friends for 6 years, Vailly was the one to ask Sully out, he said yes and they've been dating since. Vailly liked him for a while, but she wanted to either get over the feelings or get to know him better, because even though he didn't seem anything like David at first glance, she wanted to clear her anxieties and be 100% sure.
Sully tried learning Spanish to impress her, though he messed up on some of the words, Vailly thought it was a cute gesture and decided to teach him.
They spend a lot of time around each other, Sully tries to make her be more comfortable and her actual self and not the carefully crafted version of herself.
It didn't take long for him to realise how insecure Vailly is about her looks, and he tries his best to help her, he tries doing new hairstyles on her.
Vailly usually vents and rants to Sully, he sometimes rants back, whether in writing or on conversation, but doesn't often.
Sully info dumps about Spider-Man and Five Nights at Freddy's a lot, so even though Vailly doesn't have much interest in them, she knows a lot about it.
They both have rings they made themselves out of wire, it's a matching heart.
Vailly likes to lay on his chest.
They help each other mentally with all their issues, sometimes they just sit next to each other or give the other space.
Sully calls her Vail and gorgeous.
Vailly calls them babe and darling.
Bloody Painter and Judge Angel
They met at a recently abandoned church, Dina was severely wounded after a fight with Nurse Ann, and after Helen saved her she was eternally grateful, they became instant friends out of convenience and eventually dated after being roommates for a year. Dina was the first to ask.
They are constantly around each other, and they're rarely seen apart. They visit her mum's grave on Mother's Day and Mrs Clark's birthday.
They have been dating for 5 years and eloped 2 years later. Helen even stole a pair of rings then they had a small, simple ceremony.
They're always there for each other, they're basically partners in crimes.
Helen would tries to help calm Angel by feeding into her delusions, he thinks it'll help if he makes her feel less crazy by agreeing.
Helen has a few drawings of her, Angel loves it when he does it and likes watching him.
When they're bored they usually go to Puppeteers theatre to hang out.
They love watching horror movies together.
She doesn't know he's a killer and wants to live a normal life with him, excluding Judge Angel because she's justified.
Helen calls her babe, baby, angel and sweetheart.
Judge Angel calls him babe, sweetheart, and handsome.
Nightmare Ally and Weeping Forest
Ally met Weeping Forest at her original hometown, she went in thinking it was another forest Ally could reside in for awhile, only to realise it was a town and encountering Weeping Forest. C
They both were very sceptical at first, unsure if each other was hostile, but after making it clear if she has no issue, than neither does Ally.
After the 1st encounter, Ally left, but kept coming back; wanting to befriend her and show she means no harm.
Weeping Forest took notice of this, and though she was extremely lonely and wanted nothing more to have at least 1 friend, she didn't want to completely let down her guard; even if Ally was shy. That is until Ally started opening up more did she start to become friends with it.
Ally even eventually convinced Weeping Forest to leave her home, something she hasn't done since she killed everyone.
Weeping Forest had a crush on it first, but refused to confess and even buried her feelings because of what happened to her.
Ally confessed 5 years into the relationship, and Weeping Forest accepted with little thought.
Ally is the only one who knows of her real name, Jenifer.
Forest often helps Ally with her delusions, she's very familiar with them from helping Oliver.
Forest made 2 pair of rings out of twigs with a flower on top for the both of them.
She even made Ally a flower crown, she loves it and wears the crown most of the time.
They are always together and very protective of each other, especially when Ally is "recharging".
She knew about its "charging", but didn't necessarily know how long it would take, so when Ally was still unresponsive for weeks Weeping Forest started to stress something went wrong.
Weeping Forest likes to cuddle up with Ally when she's like this, she puts an arm around and her head on top of Ally.
Ally is very clingy and loves cuddling and holding hands with Weeping Forest, she can also get jealous when Forest is hanging out with others without it.
Weeping Forest calls her love and dear.
Ally calls her sweetheart, baby and gorgeous.
Gas mask maid and Red death
They met in high school but were only acquaintances, until they reunited years later when they were working together, though Sifreid was very distant from her because he didn't want to hurt her with the creature inside him.
Gas mask was following him one day, wondering why he was always so distant, believing that if they could become friends they'd be able to perform better.
She however saw him wounded, and rushed to his side to give him medical attention, this was not only when he realised she was Marion, but she also started to realise why he was distancing himself after she was attacked.
Gas mask maid saved him by completely butchering his right eye, unknowingly releasing the creature inside.
She fixes him up to the best of her abilities, and they quickly became friends, 10 months later they started dating and got married 2 years later. Sifreid was the one to propose.
They had triplets together, Arik, Leila and Emilia.
They all live a fairly peaceful life after having the kids, living in a house at California.
Marion loves them, but does wish they had them later in life.
They love going on dates and cuddling on couch watching movies together.
Gas mask maid lets him borrow her manga.
Sifreid calls her darling.
Gas mask maid calls him sweetheart and babe.
Jessica and Taylor
They met when Jessica was running away from The Operator and ran into Taylor.
She was very worried about Jessica and insisted she help.
Jessica was worried about getting another person involved again, but was thankful for the help and decided completely isolating herself from people isn't going to help, and became friends.
They started dating 1 year later and got married after 5 years.
Taylor always reminds Jessica to take her meds and fills in the blanks.
Jessica tried to hide The Operator from her as long as possible because she was afraid it'd scare Taylor off.
Taylor has been pushing her to go hiking again, something she loved doing. They would completely avoid going near Rosswood.
After being hounded by The Operator they decided to scrounge up some money and move far away to at least get away from bad memories.
The thing they did was visit Amy, Brian and Alex's grave.
Taylor loves doing new things with Jessica's hair.
Jessica calls her babe.
Taylor calls her darling.
Lazari and Chaotic Sam
Stripes introduced Sam to her because she thought it'd be good for her to meet other demons outside of family that have her interest.
Lazari was sceptical at first, but they became friends fairly quickly despite it and started dating after 4 years.
They got married, invited Lazari's family and Sam's friends.
Sam moved in with her afterwards.
They had three kids together, twins, Nate and Ryan and Washington.
Lazari likes sleeping on his chest.
Sam was always supportive of them, even when she had to leave for a few years.
They love cuddling up together and holding hands.
Sam taught her some tricks with her Zalgoid form.
They like styling each other's hair.
They went on a lot of dates when dating, after having kids the dates slowed down by a lot, but they still try to do something special once a week.
Moth boy and Starved Angel
The Starved Angel, Lyet, and the Moth Boy met by coincidence when Lyet was searching for a meal to eat, only to be disappointed with Moth Boy's state of decay. Despite being frightened by the other's appearance, Moth Boy decided to try to talk to the angel in order to get to know them.
They ve been inseperable ever since, trying their best to give each other comfort.
Moth boy and Lyet having similar personalities and situation is what made them get a long so fast.
Moth boy is his guide, always dragging him along to new shelter, unless Lyet smells food.
Lyet's angel intimidates Moth boy slightly, but tries to stay on good terms.
Moth boy tries to help him with the ghost, talking down Angel, ignoring it, ect. But knows little about it.
He doesn't like it when Lyet is always doing drugs to avoid him and tries to find an alternative.
He patched Lyets head to try and ease the pain.
They are always trying to make each other's life slightly easier and improve their mental health.
Moth boy calls him babe.
Lyet calls him mothy.
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