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xxalexislost19xx · 11 months

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Okay, so my sister and I came up with a game.

(At least I think we came up with it. If it already exists, I apologize, but as far as I know, we have conjured up this new form of torture)

Premise: absolute chaos

Needed materials: any kind of medium-sized balls (😏) or any other yeetable object that causes moderate/ minimal damage when thrown at a human.

Players: as many dumbasses as you can find. Preferably 5 or more.

Best setting: college campus (my personal favorite), park, campground, etc. Pretty much any open space with obstacles/ hiding places.

Rules: There are objectives and guidelines, but no rules.

Okay, so I made up a game called apocalypse, which is pretty much a crossover between zombie tag, hide-and-seek, and dodgeball. Think man hunt, but better. I have never actually played this with more than one person or in public, but I have thought a lot about this and fully intend to institute this insanity on anyone I can. Basically, there is one person who is the "hunter," and the other people are (obviously) the "hunted." (No idk what "hunter/ hunted" has to do with the concept of apocalypse, but use your imagination.) All the players start out in a central location, whoever the hunter is will have a projectile of some sort and more projectiles on hand (it's a surprise tool that we'll save for later.) The hunter will close their eyes and count to whatever integer the group sees fit while everyone else scatters like roaches. When the hunter is done counting, they will set off in pursuit of finding the hunted. When they locate said victim, they will throw their projectile at the target, and if the target is hit, they're automatically given a projectile and are now a hunter. If the hunter misses the target, the target can pick up the projectile and swap places with the hunter that threw. The hunter now has to run from the original target. This goes on until one person is left, and they are notified that they have won.

Now, the best part of this game is that winning is not a matter of having speed or stamina, but strategy is also quite effective. Whether you are a hunter or hunted, you always have the option to take either the defensive or offensive strategy. Defense means using hiding and sneakyness to achieve your objective instead of running at the beginning of the game. Finding a hiding spot or lookout point to confide in. Offense involves staying mobile and relying on your speed and dodging abilities to master the game.

The other fun aspect you can add to this game is the exchanging of intel. Perhaps you are a hunter who is feeding information to the hunted, a hunted with a particularly good hiding spot that warns other hunted of when they are in danger. Maybe you even get caught by a hunter and agree to tell them where other hunted are in exchange for immunity. This is where having cellphones comes in handy. A lot of backstabbing potential comes from communicating with other players, so you never know who you can actually trust.

Doing this in a public place is also a fun aspect of the game. Innocent bystanders might witness this tomfoolery and either be really intrigued or annoyed. If the first is true, you might get a few extra players, which adds even more intrigue and confusion to the whole thing.

That is my idea, and if anyone tries it, please let me know how it goes cause this sounds like it could go either very wrong or very right.

#college life #college #friends #ideas for later #party ideas #idk how to tag lol #idk what else to tag #absolute insanity #chaos.txt #chaos #my friends #things to do

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axolotlelle · 4 years

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rex is the most yeetable man in star wars, sorry old bud

#captain rex #ezra bridger #star wars rebels #ep3 was so good i loved that feral energy #my art

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cupcake-torture · 3 years

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Out of context things from a collaborative quote book

“Motivation but no inspiration is my constant state of being”

“WEEE”

“Shhh stop calling me out. The theatrics outweigh the need for realism”

Hacker voice: I’m in. Keyboard noises w/ intense music

“aaaaaaa weeeeee”

“Then stop drinking when I’m making jokes “ Two mins later. “i have drawn a very awkward looking frog”

“There has to be someone as straight as a metal ruler tho right?”

“Because wooden rulers, they can bend. They have so many dents in them”

“No relationship, only garlic bread and dragons.”

“Yep brain hurty”

“Oof rip. I would give you some of the cardboard if i could but I don’t entirely want to cut it in half”

“We’re doing something illegal”

“My chin is sharp thank you”

“Then kill them first, simple”

“Then they can’t kill you because THEY’RE ALREADY DEAD”

“Vampire Dude Bro?!”

“THERE’S MORE?!”

“He’s favorite movie is Gnomeo and Juliet change my mind. (in squeaky voice) “Yes! Oh my god! Representation!””

“He’s weighs the same though, so like you can punt him like in American football”

“Let’s just change it to yeetable though because I don’t know American football ok?!”

“Australian football is so much tougher than American football i mean, we literally THROW each other to the ground”

“I’m not going up, going down to hell”

“I’m leveling down I think”

“Look me in the eyes and tell me it’s a good book”

“I NEED MY BRAINCELL FRIEND!”

“Vampire Dude Bro?!”

“Cheeseheads?” *mega look of confoosion*

“Bro you only realised that now?”

“Oh man this is going to be so controversial”

“Confoosion? Confusion? Confosion?”

#shitpost #quotes #out of context #why am i like this #dont question this

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queenmina37 · 3 years

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Here’s more reader hcs cause trying to explain how quirks work fascinates me and so does how flames work.

Tsuna hates the cold cause being sealed feels really cold and being in cold weather gives him ptsd, it’s not one of his worse triggers but it’s present.

Byakuran has hollow bones like a birb and thus weighs like 110 pounds, so he’s very yeetable but he’s deceptively strong and can bench press izuku easily

Bluebell can breath underwater with her asura box active but even without it active she can hold her breath for like 10 minutes.

Torikabutos quirk is a lot like nedzus in the fact that he’s not a human with a quirk he’s a giant moth with a quirk that gives him the ability to look like a human and speak like a human and all that.

No one knows if ken chisuka, or muruko naturally have a quirk or if they’re weirder powers are the result of experimentation.

Both Futa and Hayato are highly wanted villains in Italy, but the Italian heroes have no idea who they are or how old they are. They are simply known as the Ranking Prince, the villian informat. And Smoking Bomb, the hitman. They are both assumed to be adults based on the quality of their work. Due to they’re lack of presence in Italy for the last year and a half both are assumed to be dead or retired.

Daisys parent’s upon heavy recommendation from the Australian government signed up Daisy to donate blood and occasionally like kidneys and stuff semi-regularly at the psych ward cause it all infinitely regrew. All of it went to the local hero hospital and it did a lot to cause Daisys feelings that he wasn’t considered a human by society which led him to becoming a villain.

Also Daisy in the current timeline escaping the psych ward and becoming a villian at roughly 13 years old had a big social effect on Australia causing a lot of people to campaign for the better treatment and rights of the mentally ill. Much like how izuku going villian cause a big push for the better treatment of quirkless people. Many Australia heroes joined this movement upon it becoming public knowledge where exactly the blood for their blood transfusions came from.

None of this movement made international news.

The heroes have no idea that mammon and viper are the same person.

Kawahira is a cryptid who has creepy pastas written about him due to the fact that he’s photographed and painted all over the world for centuries without aging. The nickname checkerface is his cryptid name which is why all of the people cursed by him call him that and he’s as big of a cryptid as Bigfoot who has a reputation of ‘vanishing people’ the most famous of these checkerface cryptid vanishment happened about 35 years before cannon and is the case of ‘Skull de mort, the most famous stunt man in the world’

There’s a version of buzzfeed unsolved in this universe and they did an episode on ‘the mysterious North Korean royal family,’ which went viral on MNet. They do a lot of stuff on unexplainable events and half of the mafioso in the upper ranks of the mafia have episodes based on them or something that they did.

On the international conspiracy boards, it is in heavy debate whether Bluebell and Iida Tenshi are the same person or if Bluebell is actually Byakurans sister as she has reportedly said numerous times during byakurans crews crazy week of travel…. who just happens to look like Tenshi and the Japanese heroes have been on the wrong track this whole time. This is a very popular theory internationally wise not so much in Japan.

Additionally, there are rumors building traction overseas that Byakuran has actually done nothing wrong and the Japanese government are just trying to spread propaganda about North Korea to prevent loosing international tech sales to the superior North Korean technology. These rumors have for no perticular reason started in Italy in all places less than a week after Tsuna took over as decemo. These rumors are currently just considered conspiracy theories but they are gaining more and more believers everyday. South Korean government low key believes these rumors because they know how good the North Korean tech is and also because Byakuran is nice to them.

Torikabuto has a verified twitter account called @ the_official_mothman none of his posts have words he just tweets weird photos and emojis

You're amazing, I love it when I see new reader headcanons in my asks.

Anyways, more or less yes to the Tsuna one. He doesn't really like the cold, and a part of it is his own past and a part of it is Xanxus. Since, you know, the ice prison. He doesn't like it, and the cold reminds him that yeah, Xanxus went through that but also that yeah, the seal was also a thing.

Yes to the Byakuran one. Man is strong but light.

Bluebell can breathe underwater when Asura Box is open, and she has trained to hold her breath for a long time outside of it. And she continues that training. For a long time.

For the sake of what I've already written, no, Torikabuto isn't a moth. Even I'm not sure what he is at this point, but I can tell that he's not an actual moth.

The only ones who know anything about the Estraneo crew's quirks are the members of the Kokuyo gang, which means that Chrome does know, but she won't tell anyone. (Actually, Byakuran knows what Mukuro's quirk is. No one but Mukuro knows that, though. Why he hasn't said anything is his business.)

Fuuta and Hayato being wanted villains is hilarious. I'd want to see the heroes' expressions when they realize they're actually kids. And specifically that Fuuta is so young.

Yes to both of the things with Daisy. The thing with them is that they weren't completely horrible people, at least I didn't intend to make them completely horrible? They were just meant to be parents who were genuinely worried for their son whose quirk made it impossible for him to die so he became more or less indifferent to getting hurt. He even went looking for situations where he got hurt, even if that meant doing it himself. So they were worried, and got him help, that got him stuck in the ward. But they were pretty bad themselves at that point due to everything going on with him, so the government pressuring them would have cracked them. They would have hated themselves for it, but, well. Daisy doesn't like them, obviously, but I think they were some of the better parents that tried to help but then outside forces came and everything went downhill from there.

And hey, maybe it did make international news! Maybe it's just something that won't come up in Untouchable, but who knows, maybe there will be an extra or something where Daisy follows how that thing goes.

Kawahira being a cryptid is probably true. Tsuna doesn't know about it, but you bet that someone in Class 1-A does.

Conspiracies, conspiracies. But yeah, there are some things in Untouchable universe that look kind of suspect if you're not in the know. Bluebell and Tenshi are literally the same person, Byakuran acts really nice to everyone and everything... Regular civilians capable of critical thinking would be suspicious about some stuff.

Torikabuto having a twitter account where he just posts weird photos and emojis is amazing. I love it.

#untouchable au #reader headcanons

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artpocalypse · 3 years

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any of the teachers and/or students would be super poggers, Jimin is the only Jimin I stan--

Sato sensei

Solid 3/10 yeetable potential. They COULD but they won't bc they're respectful and also terrified <3 The score is so low bc of the moral implications of meeting your teacher across a football field

Ur my dad! boogie woogie woogie

Thats tae's grandpa :]

[I'll make a man out of you playing at all time]

He should feed all might more burgers Have you seen the man Disgraceful Take care of urself all might my daughter loves ur hair

WAIT CAN I TRICK SATO SENSEI INTO GETTING ME THAT ALL MIGHT BABYSITTING

Bald Might Project in the making she'll rip those bunny ear things off

Itd be hilarious

Would he think funny patterned masks are funny Im gonna make him one that says "women want me fish fear me" and one that say "Violence is the language of beasts and I'm a furry" for his bday :))) He'll have to wear them :))) or I will cry on the spot :))) [internal cackle]

[points] simp

Miss Me

1/10 on the yeetable scale. They'd never dare.

Maam idk who u are but u are very gender and a gay icon and if i was attracted to women id be in love with u

Mind reading quirk??? MAAM IM SO SORRY FOR WHAT U HAD TO SEE FOR HOW MANY TIME UVE GOTTEN RICKROLLED AND HOW MANY BAD CHILDREN SHOWS U HAVE TO SEE IN HERE wait can she hear this I'm gonna try to scream Very Loudly

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Makoto

8/10 on the yeetable scale Easy and free!

[on the ceiling at 3am] hi Σ(:

Meme friend :) [hands u a furby]

Forbidden from babysitting Tae is already a gremlin and I'm terrified of the power they'd both have

[looks at Moa] damn she really got a girl who could kill her in one shot uh Thats smt i can respect I too am looking for a person that could break me in two but I'm looking for the opposite gender

!!! White hair pal!!!! Similar haircut!!!!

We should go play trash racing together at some point i need to find skateboard, trash cans and tape tho but i know a sick skateboard ramp we can we can t we can trash [Histerical laughter]

Can i bribe her into making flash games work on the library computers

Hikari

6/10 on the yeetable scale No reason to throw her but they could do it

Idk u but Naga has a crush

Guess she likes them so incredibly dense (hypocritically)

SICK HAIR LOVE IT

I can get her the Easy Quick Painless Jimin Juice but i lied on my quirk registry (for witness protection purposes) when i said my venom was only muscular paralysis so is it a good idea

#They don't know Hikari and Miss me very well but that doesn't stop them from judging people #theyre a goddamn hypocrite tho bc theyre even Denser than hikari #makoto shiba #luca otto // miss me #hikari kamino #sato sensei #kim jimin

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