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Maul: You are too late! The entire population of Mandalore has been reduced to ash. Now no one shall interfere with my revenge!
Ahsoka: Actually, I’m pretty sure you only-
Bo-Katan: YES! The ENTIRE population!
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A'Sharad Hett: Monster! You killed my…!
Aurra Sing: Yes, yes, I killed your father. What is it with you padawans anyways? I killed my father too and you don’t hear me whining about it!
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Talk Show Host: Welcome back to the world of the weird! I am your host and we are chatting with my guest General Grievous, who is leader of the droid army, and Assajj Ventress, a Sith Acolyte, and we are talking about evil.
General Grievous: Yes, evil, my favourite subject.
Assajj Ventress: Not that you know anything about it!
General Grievous: I know more about evil than you can imagine!
Assajj Ventress: Hoho, he read a book once, folks!
General Grievous: Why, you…! You pathetic dabbler!
Assajj Ventress: Frat-faced fool!
(The two begin fighting)
Count Dooku: (Watching the broadcast) Marvellous. What else can go wrong? Oh, it would be so much easier if they hadn’t discovered television.
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(During the first part of Star Wars: Twilight)
Vilmarh Grahrk: Prepare for your destruction, Jedi!
Quinlan Vos: I have a name, you know.
Vilmarh Grahrk: Really? What is it?
Quinlan Vos: I don’t know.
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A'Sharad Hett: “Aurra Sing! My father said his lightsaber was a tool of justice. Not used in anger. Not used for vengeance. But now…now I’m not so sure. And besides…”
(A'Sharad grabs a metal pipe)
A'Sharad Hett: “This isn’t his lightsaber!”
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“Well, no more oranges for me. Oranges are for little boys. With daddies.”
-A'Sharad Hett after the death of his father Sharad
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Glaive: I’m here for Zule. We need to train.
Zule Xiss: But Master Glaive, the medical droid said that if your shoulders get any bigger…
Glaive: That’s why we don’t see him anymore.
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Corpo the Hutt: If you’re done fighting with your girlfriend, we have a cook-off to finish!
Plo Koon: He’s not my girlfriend!!
Micah Giiett: You tell him, honey!
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