Disaster Lineage vs. Their Padawans in the matter of being insulted
Anakin: Ahsoka, pay no attention to them. The worst you can do to them is act like they don't exist.
Ahsoka, disappointed that she can't bite them: Yes, master.
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Obi-Wan: Anakin, think. This isn't how Jedi behave.
Anakin, reluctantly relinquishing his grasp on his opponent's jugular: Yes, master.
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Qui-Gon Jinn: Excuse me- do you think you can say that to MY PADAWAN?
Obi-Wan: Master, no.
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Dooku, handing Qui a knife: Defend your honour.
Qui-Gon, shaking: I don't think this is how Jedi-
Dooku: I want no excuses.
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Master Yoda, steadily pushing Dooku forward like he has wheels: MAKE HIM BLEED, YOU WLL
Dooku: MASTER NO
Yoda: A WUSS, A JEDI IS NOT
Sifo-Dyas, scrambling forwards: NO!!
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Ahsoka: Is it true that whoever wins in a fight against you becomes the Master of the Order?
Mace:
Mace: Yeah?
Cal: Can we fight you for it?
Mace: It’s a shitty job though
Mace: No one should want this job
Mace: Why would you want this job?
Ahsoka: Bragging rights?
Cal: I want to outrank Master Fisto!
Mace: Yeah, good enough
Mace: Cal, rock paper scissors me for it
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The Tragedy of the Expanded Universe
I weep for future generations of Star Wars fans. Because of Disney's acquisition of Lucasfilm, The Clone Wars (2008-2020), and the Disney Canon, they'll probably never know the truth:
...that Luke Skywalker successfully rebuilt the Jedi Order...
...that Han Solo and Princess Leia still stayed together, no matter what hardships they faced...
...that Han and Leia had more than one child...
...that Luke Skywalker fell in love with, and later married, a beautiful yet deadly former Emperor's Hand...
...that it was Luke and Mara's son who was the true next-gen Skywalker named Ben...
...that Dathomir and Mandalore were lush, jungle planets...
...that Anakin Skywalker only had one, but completely different apprentice...
...that it was the Battle of Toprawa that secured the Death Star plans for the Rebellion...
...that there already was a son of Han Solo and Princess Leia who fell to the Dark Side (but was more well-written, even if I still hated it)...
...that the Nightsisters weren't the only Witches of Dathomir...
..that the Chiss didn't have protruding foreheads or visible irises...
...that Obi-Wan Kenobi had never left Tatooine before A New Hope...
..that a group of Mandalorians trained the Clone Army...
..that the Sith used synthetic red lightsaber crystals...
...that there was no such thing as a "pacifist" Mandalorian faction...
...that a female "Space Indiana Jones" already existed, only more likeable and not as irritating...
...that Chewbacca died to defend his family against extragalactic invaders...
...that the Jedi planet Ilum had remained unviolated...
...that the Darksaber was the name of a superweapon created by the Hutts...
...that Emperor Palpatine had returned via cloning before (albeit in a more well-written story, even if it was polarizing)...
...that Barriss Offee was a kind, compassionate, Jedi healer, never betrayed the Jedi Order, and died on Felucia during Order 66...
...that the Sith homeworld was named Korriban...
...that Mandalore was never bombarded nor were the Mandalorians ever purged, thanks to a competent Mand'alor...
...that a new threat emerged from another galaxy after the end of the Galactic Civil War...
...that the Gen'Dai bounty hunter Durge actually died during the Clone Wars...
...that a man named Talon Karrde took over and reorganized Jabba's criminal empire after his death on Tatooine...
...that Boba Fett eventually became leader of the Mandalorians...
...that Tipoca City was never destroyed, but a failed Clone Rebellion did take place...
...that the Clone Troopers carried out Order 66 due to their conditioning, without the need for "inhibitor chips"...
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Prepping frantically for Legends Con in Burbank this September- so obviously I had to draw my bby girl Aurra Sing. She's probably my no.1 expanded universe character. I would love to commit crimes with her.
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Dooku, sipping tea: Wow. The tea is bad.
Sifo-Dyas, walking over: The tea is bad?
Sifo: *sip*
Sifo: The tea is bad.
Jocasta, coming in from the other room: Bad tea? *sip*
Jocasta, nodding: Bad tea.
Cin: Wow. Is the tea bad?
Cin: *chokes*
Cin: The tea is bad.
Plo Koon, walking in from the hallway: Did someone say something about bad tea?
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They say the Grand Inquisitor wears robes like a jedi still, and no one knows why. Perhaps, people murmur, it is a sign for the Jedi still on the run, still running from the Empire. Submit, and you will be spared. Perhaps, others say, it is a form of mockery.
No one knows why.
They say the Grand Inquisitor used to be a Jedi, one of the best, that he trained the others. They say that it is because of him and Vader that the other Inquisitors are as strong as they are now.
They say the Grand Inquisitor is rotting, though. From the inside out. There is a tangible darkness that is covering him slowly, eating away at all he touches.
They say the Grand Inquisitor had a title once, the Battlemaster. But now he is known as the Dragon who Brought the Temple down.
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Everyone always is like ‘what about sith obi wan’ ‘what about sith Ahsoka’, I think it would be cool to see other Jedi as Sith. And the current Grand Inquisitor was a Jedi Temple Guard, why not just buff that up to the boss of the Temple Guard?
As an extra spicy take: The current Grand Inquisitor still serving as an Inquisitor, being the First Brother as Cin has no care for the ‘brother’ ‘sister’ terms. He serves as Cin’s second in command.
Vader and Cin still would kill one another for a cornchip tho, thats unchanged.
Seriously, though. RIP Kenobi, if Cin was at the reigns I dont think he would’ve managed to get away the first time Reva was on the same planet as him. Cin would’ve hunted him down and ended him too easily. Or at least, thats how I see it.
[ ID: Two images of the Cin Drallig redesigned to be a bit more like Tony Leung. They are in the same pose, standing with one foot behind the other pointed out while the forward foot points forwards. Both arms are out to the side. In one hand, he holds a lightsaber, the othr a polearm that has the same blade as a lightsaber. Both are colored red. Cin is dressed in robes that could be a Jedi’s and asiatic in appearance to an extent. They are varying shades of black and gray, with the winside of the lower half which flares out being red. His hair is dark and his head is tilted down slightly, though he looks up and to the side. His eyes are the golden-yellow ringged with red that the sith from Star Wars have. In the first image, in addition, there is dark splotching that takes up half of his face and body, fading towards the hands and feet. The eye still shines through and there is a black and white halo of sorts behind his head. The second image under the cut has none of this added on. ]
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