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incorrectstarwarsquotess · 2 days

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Anakin: *causes an explosion*

Ahsoka: Aren’t you gonna ask?

Obi-Wan: What is this, my first day?

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tattycoram · 2 days

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Fives: *fires a blaster in the room* Echo: THIS IS WHY REX DOESNT FUCKIN LOVE YOU

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bibannana · 2 days

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Anakin *looking at Fives*: Why does he have a lip blanket?

Fives *strokes his moustache*: It's a moustache.

Anakin *points to Obi-wan*: No, that's a moustache. That- *gestures to Fives* - is a lip blanket.

Echo *snorts*: I told you to shave it off.

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clonegirlie · 3 days

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Rampart: you let your kid be taken? I had you for a smarter guy CT-9904

Wrecker: hey don’t insult him

Hunter: yeah he is an idiot but his OUR idiot

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padawansuggest · 16 hours

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Mando 1: *sitting there looking calm*

Mando 2: What are you doing?

Mando 1: Meditation. That Jetii that we met last week said it will help me see less visions. Protects the head or something.

Mando 3: *throws a rock at their head*

Mando 1: Ow! What was that for?

Mando 3: Just put on your buy’ce oh my god it’ll stop the visions too! And it ‘protects the head’!

Mando 2: he’s got a point.

Mando 1: So does my knife.

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starwhorestheclonewars · 2 days

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Anakin: Hey Snips, what's going on?

Ahsoka: Teenage rebellion.

Anakin: Fuck yeah. Stick it to the old people.

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incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes · 2 days

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Qui-Gon Jinn: [finds a stray cat] Qui-Gon Jinn: Can we keep it? Tahl: Master Dooku is allergic. Qui-Gon Jinn: Master Dooku can stay outside.

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techwrecker · 3 days

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Echo: I promise I won’t be mad— I just want to know who ate all my powdered donuts.

Omega: It wasn’t me, I didn’t even know you had any.

Crosshair: Obviously it wasn’t me.

Tech: I do not care for donuts of the powdered variety.

Hunter: It wasn’t me.

Wrecker: *covered in white powder* C’mon guys, just fess up. This is serious! Who ate Echo’s donuts?

Echo:

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headcanonthings · 2 days

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Random Darksider: I have come to take you. Ahsoka, pulling out her comm: Hang on, let me ask my Master first. Random Darksider: What are you-? Ahsoka: He said he's coming over in five minutes. He's also bringing Kenobi. You should probably leave if you still value your life.

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overlord-of-fantasy · 3 days

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Krennic beeing called a child

Krennic: You don´t seem to get the advatages of the deathstar. Let me draw them out to you, since you clearly didn´t understand my words.

Thrawn: Yes, please do so with the crayons you haven´t eaten yet.

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bisexualvader · 29 days

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#haven't made a shitpost in so long i need to remind everyone that i am a clown #star wars #luke skywalker #darth vader #anakin skywalker #sw memes #star wars memes #star wars shitpost #return of the jedi #aaphra's stuff #sw crack #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect quotes

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galactic-empire-incorrect-quotes · 11 months

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#star wars #galactic empire #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect quotes #source: twitter #darth vader is a dad #darth Vader #luke skywalker

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tattycoram · 3 hours

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Cody: Rex, there's something I need to tell you. Obi-wan and I are dating Rex: I've known for the last two years, you two are inseparable Cody: Years? We've only been dating for a few weeks! Rex: Then what the hell were you doing before that?