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Full Metal Jacket (1987) Stupid Ending
Sniper: Don't you realize? You always been a full metal jacket
Joker: My god, you're right.
They then kiss and walk off into the sunset.
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Charlie: “I’m so glad my most villain-coded friend is at full power again! 🥰💕”
*throws this to you angst goblins like raw steak* ❤️
(No I will not do a part 2!❤️)
#grey art#hazbin hotel comic#hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#hazbin alastor#alastor#auntie grey needs to take a nap now Jesus Christ#I’m really happy this fixation is pushing me to do grand comic projects like this- but I’m TIRED.#😂😂😂#my theory is that alastor wants Charlie’s soul cause she’s insanely powerful or special#and she could probably take him out in one strike#but she would never do that cause she is so sweet and lovely#she’s like a gentle giant in terms of power#but she’s not stupid or childish or meek#she’s such a compassionate leader and good friend I love her so much#and then there’s alastor with his manipulative charismatic energy#I think he’ll underestimate her in the end#man i’m so tired#hazbin hotel fanart
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Sometimes being an artist is feeling like a baker seeing a chemist making the deadliest liquid in the world and wishing you could make the deadliest liquid as well but you're a baker, not a chemist, and then you feel like your bread is worthless
#my stupid thoughts#this doesn't make any sense and that's the whole point#sometimes you see cool art and you love it and wish you could do something as cools as that#but it's simply *not* your style at all#and you end up thinking what you make is bad though it's not#it's literally just different#anyway that's me I'm the baker
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top ten polycules most likely to destroy all life on earth
#close to the end of my reread. thinking of them fondly.#dungeon meshi#labru#kabumisu#stupid mspaint sketch colored in csp because i am procrastinating hard as hell. ur welcome#my art#labrumisu#<- im stupid i forgot to tag what this actually is. better late than never
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#doctor who#nineth doctor#tenth doctor#eleventh doctor#OCD club#This is a stupid AU#when a Doctor “dies” they become human and just end up their lives in some parallel universe#These three chose to live together#they're so chaotic they can manage to do somethg only when there's the three of them#They choose to call themselves by their number but they give each others shtty surnames
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girard
#if i went to her school well#i would simply have been her bestie. her girlfriend even.#kora.txt#sorry for carrieposting. no im not#EDIT: FOR EVERY STUPID REPLYNON THIS THAT ISNT REPLYING TO ME BUT CLOGS MY NOTES ONLY I KILL A HOSTAGE. I WILL END YOUR LIFE TOO. FUCK.
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Happy almost 3rd anniversary to the worst, best, gayest, most homophobic, funniest thing to ever happen in the history of television
#stupid flighty bullshit#supernatural#destiel#november 5th#i cant believe i watched that show for twelve seasons#and came back for the finale#only for it to end like that
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new game is to type one through ten in your tags and see what comes up. i think my favorite of mine is ‘my uncle told us he spent seven and a half hours in a sensory deprivation tank once’ but ‘gideon the ninth motherfucker’ is a close second
#one is that bad laptops can still handle custom content#two stupid old men who i lovehate :(#goddamn it i wish the three funniest women alive would tell me what i just saw#the f in rpf stands for fourth wall#ten pounds of trauma in a five pound bag#me and alice will both read it and i think that brings you up to like six!!!#my uncle told us he spent seven and a half hours in a sensory deprivation tank once#goal was one book per store and we ended up with six stores and eight books which actually i think is fine#gideon the ninth motherfucker#thinking about the ten inexplicable minutes where jay and i were very in on brandon saad/roberto luongo#*
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his majesty gets (takes) a lil kissy kiss
(that anon was right, i do need to draw reader kissing these guys more)
#bad end wukong#twice as bad au#click for quality cause mobile is stupid#made an alt to the macaque one thanks to that anon who rightfully pointed out that reader hasn’t been giving her hubbys many smooches#man’s just got outta a big battle victorious and wants his wife to congratulate him#he’s only a lil messy it’s fine
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Cooks Behind You (2006)
Cindy is lowered into the oubliette with all the sleeping cannibals. She is keeping her back close to the wall, one of her feet raised so she doesn't knock into anyone.
She tensely holds this position for 15 minutes before she begins to get exhausted from it.
She then realizes: Perhaps the lone road to freedom is through eating the man eaters.
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not enough people exploring the obvious medic!reader x soap meetcute at the hospital after soap stuck his dick into something that he should not have
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DP x DC Prompt
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There are no more heroes.
Well, okay. Rewind a bit.
Danny has been doing the hero thing for a while now. He’s had a big reveal; everyone has accepted him (including his parents), the GIW disbanded, the Anti-Ecto acts repealed, and generally, everything is going great. Some of the A-Listers are even training as junior ghost hunters to help give him a break from his rogues! (Being Ghost King makes things hectic sometimes, and he just needs the extra help. Sue him!)
The point is, literally nothing is wrong with Danny Phantom’s afterlife.
And then Valerie Gray, the Red Huntress, disappears in front of his eyes.
Danny is baffled! She’s just…gone! Valerie just popped out of existence, like she was never there. But no matter how hard he searches in the Ghost Zone, he can’t find her soul anywhere. His core isn't broken in grief. So she’s not dead. Which is good. So then, where is she?
Some of the others come forward with ideas on how to find her. A few ghosts volunteer to go out into the mortal realm, an area Danny had declared off-limits, to see if she was out there. Danny approves it. He rounds up some of the friendlier (i.e., discreet) ghosts and Amity Parkers and demolishes the outside travel ban.
So everyone spreads out, looking for their dear frenemy and teammate. But it becomes apparent very quickly that something is wrong with the rest of the world.
There are no more heroes.
Every single living superhero on the face of the Earth has just…vanished. Villains are running amok; the countries are in chaos! Some aliens are invading Earth, mythical deities are trying to take over, and society is crumbling to the ground. Everything is on the brink of collapse.
Well, Danny was still there. And so were his people. They were pretty spread out, so could they just…take up the mantles? He also knew where to find the souls of dead heroes in the Zone; surely they wouldn't mind coming out of retirement for a little bit, especially if they couldn't die again. Oh! And that skeleton army leftover from Pariah Dark's reign might be useful in repelling those invading forces.
Honestly, there were more than enough hands to go around! And with the heroes gone, Danny didn't mind letting everyone out for a little break, as long as they followed his rules. They wouldn't stop the search for the other heroes, but hopefully, when they found them, the heroes wouldn't mind Danny's intervention too much. :)
In other words:
Someone fucks up, and all of Earth's living heroes are either wished out of existence or are whisked away to some far-off realm where Danny hasn't checked yet. In the attempt to figure out what's going on, Danny lets the dead run amok over the Earth as they search for clues. The skeleton army repels the invading armies, the souls of dead heroes deal with the world leaders, and his rogues and other Amity Parkers set up shop in place of famous heroes, trying to get the cities under control again.
Basically, they just do their best to keep everything from imploding until the Justice League and others are back.
(And why is it that Danny hasn't disappeared? Well, whatever caused everyone to go poof! only affected living heroes. Anyone heroes that were dead in the first place, or even just half-dead, stayed behind.)
#pondhead blurbs#danny phantom#dpxdc#reveal gone right au#ghost king au#for plot reasons#it doesn't count if the hero had died and then came back to life#lots of heroes would still be around then#but this is me pushing the halfa!jason todd narrative work with me here he deserves the fun#deadman is there too#and he's just thriving honestly. it's so nice to be around his own kind even if the world is ending#maybe ellie is whooshed away too cause she never technically died but she took up danny's moniker when he was crowned#vlad is ecstatic cause danny put him in charge of several states while they looked for clues including Wisconsin#skulker is replacing superman and just has a shitty S painted on his chest and just eats kryptonite like candy the first time he meets Lex#Kitty and Johnny take over in gotham and sam is now the new wonder woman#idk man just stupid stuff like this#the press is flabbergasted cause the fucking KING OF GHOSTS just showed up and he's 14 and just looking for some friends#Danny: hey guys sorry about the zombies and fire i'm just here to find my coworker and lil sister and maybe the other heroes#Danny: in the meantime i'll just let my army into the mortal realm to defend it while we figure out what's going on pls don't yell at us :)#the press: how do we explain this to the justice league when they come back. how do we explain that earth was saved by a 14 year old boy-#also idk which heroes are technically dead but are still kicking so if you feel like someone deserves liminal status slap it on them idc#some villains are trying for world dominance and some are just trying to find their buddies. their fight buds. where'd they go? :(#joker gets bitch slapped by a skeleton two days in and waylon becomes bffs with wulf#danny uses the watchtower as a base of operations and it's the only thing he doesn't want to give up when the heroes are back#i have no plot ideas beyond this#i just want everyone to be baffled that an army of the dead showed up while they were gone and just made sure everything stayed cool#later danny realizes he was technically the ruler of the world for a bit since his people were everywhere keeping the villains in check
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I just found out that Israel has killed more of their own hostages than they have members of Hamas God help me I am going fucking insane
#AND PEOPLE STILL SAY “OHHHH RELEASE THE HOSTAGES!!!!!!!!!!”#THEY HAVE TRIED!!!!! NOW ISRAEL JUST BOMBED 50 OF THEM!!!!!!!!#BUT YEAHHHHH HAMAS COULD END THIS ANT TIME THEY WANTED IF THEY JUST RELEASED THE HOSTAGES RIGHT??????#god you people are so fucking stupid and so fucking awful#also they're literally bombing their own people now. what. what do you even take out of that#free gaza#free palestine#palestine#gaza#israel#mine
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i mean i did say i would do it so
#as promised#no one asked for this but i needed to#honkai star rail#honkai star rail fanart#welt#welt yang#i like his cane a lot#he is so dad#anyways#my art#this is v messy n stupid 😗😗😗#yall are lucky i didnt end up going with the sonic proportions lol
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Obi-Wan: oh? who's this?
Cody, who's been carting around an orange cat he found sleeping in Obi-Wan’s discarded robe all day, and assumed that his general had been transformed due to standard Force Bullshit™️: ...no one. apparently.
#Cody just picks up this ginger kitty like ah yes my general just another day with the 212th#the orange cats stupidity only reinforces his belief that its obi wan#the cat stays though and obi wan ends up having a very serious conversation with him#crouching down like hey. hey. thats MY commander kitty. i was here first. 😤#obi wan kenobi#commander cody#star wars
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day ?????? of doing things nobody fucking asked for
this thing made me nearly start sobbing last night because every time i thought i'd found them all another one popped up. twitter followers watched me go insane in real time
so here. every bakura eye color change i could find. if theres another im going to be really upset about it but i will add it to the chart nonetheless.
edit: extended bakura eye color chart
second edit: bakura chart 3.0
third edit: bakura chart 5.0
#please god end my suffering#yugioh dm#yugioh#yami bakura#bakura#ryou bakura#they could make pride flags out of his fucking irises#stupid dumbass housefly says things#would tag as art but like. does it really. does it really count as art.
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