First Blood [1982]

Request from: @rosemarynightmares

John Rambo, after finally talking about the effect Vietnam had on him to Trautman, realizes that fighting guys is cool and shit so he grab's the police station's rocket launcher, rocket jumps off to the roof, and uses the rocket launcher to kill all the evil police officers!

After that, he's heralded as a hero and is given complete amnesty by president McClellen, and even gets his own parade in the town. He then stars in a documentary about his experience in the war & gets an oscar for his performance. When he gets his oscar, he gets a kiss from Steven Speilberg, who was handing them out, and they make all of Speilberg's oscar's watch. If you were wondering why I took so long, I was stunlocked by anxiety.

Cooks Behind You (2006)

Cindy is lowered into the oubliette with all the sleeping cannibals. She is keeping her back close to the wall, one of her feet raised so she doesn't knock into anyone.

She tensely holds this position for 15 minutes before she begins to get exhausted from it.

She then realizes: Perhaps the lone road to freedom is through eating the man eaters.

The Pinnacle of Osetlhno (1994)

Realizing his error, James heads back to the motel to finish what needs to be done. Sarah realizes what he's about to do and sets up the blockade to protect them.

As James is about to ram into the barrier, he swerves as a light comes down from the sky. A figure descends it. It's John Wingelson.

John Wingelson: Don't do drugs, kids.

A single tear rolls down both Sara and James' cheek as the credits roll.

Doctor Dolittle (1998)

After realizing that people keep comparing him to a donkey, he decides to move away and start a new career as a detective.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)

He realizes that even though disembowelment is a more reliable option, a sudden and unexpected castration would be more enjoyable on a symbolic level.

Cast Away (2000)

After he gets off the island, he realizes what really matters in this world. He then goes to an inner city school and teaches them kids. He then gets with the English teacher, naturally.

Santa with Muscles (1998)

As the film is about to close, Terry Crews comes on screen and beats the shit out of Hulk Hogan and he becomes Santa. He then becomes president of the North Pole and has 2 daughters.

Pottersville (2017)

He realizes that, while pretending to be bigfoot is fun, this isn't who he truly is. The camera then pans to his Furaffinity account on a laptop. He then slams the laptop down, which is when the credits roll.

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

At the end, it is revealed that the only reason Krueger was doing it was because Nickelback just isn't what it used to be.

Hoogoodoomoooo (1972)

Horace realizes his mistake. He runs onto the dock but it's too late: The submarine left with his wallet on it. He then starts writing blues songs about the situation as the credits roll.

The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956)

He knows too much and his head explodes or something.

The Godfather: Part II (1974)

"Don't you realize? You've always had a The Godfather: Part II."

And then they kiss IDK I never saw it

All Quiet on the Western Front (1930)

Paul reaches out for the butterfly. It then pans out, and it turns out that the entire movie took place in one of the twin towers! And one of the planes is about to hit!

Airbud (1997)

Airbud wins the game, but it turns out Airbud was a Golden Retriever or something.

Jaws (1975)

It turns out the shark was actually a Golden Retriever or something.

Grown Ups 2 (2013)

Adam Sandler dates the girl but the girl is a Golden Retriever or something

A Christmas Story (1983)

The meandering bullshit of this movie ends and then they make a poorly aged joke about chinese accents.