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here's fye, the wish from "Bird Sans"? (I think thats the au)
If you guys wanna know more about Fay then ask away lol (replies are accepted too <3)
#fye sans#fay#wish sans#wish sanses#stupid blind man smh#undertale#undertale fanart#undertale au#undertalegame#undertale alternate universe#ut au#digital art#digital drawing#krispz#krispz art#krispzchaps
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The Story of Minglan
I am so damn tired. I don't know how other people manage to hold down jobs and have families and get all their shit together and still manage to find time for things they enjoy.
I can't manage to eke out time for one episode of a drama, let alone something more challenging. I will try at least half tonight and maybe continue tomorrow. I hate everything 😢
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OK, I laughed 🤣🤣
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God, I'm so face-blind 😭
Is this that royal cousin that he once saved in the middle of nowhere?
Are we getting to the royal plots now? I feel like I'm really struggling here with the transition from the last arc to this one.
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Yup, it's him, I just went back and checked my old screenshots.
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Oh, shit.
Assassins!
Anyway, here's to random Imperial cousin Zhao becoming the new Emperor!
Maybe he can even let Gu Tingye retake that stupid exam.
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So nice 💚
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They just keep poppin up, like toadstools after rain 😕
This drama is mostly a domestic, female drama, with female issues and struggles and household battlefields, so I find it very hard to switch gears and enjoy his wuxia moments that happen here every one hundred years because it just doesn't match the tone of everything else, but I've realised that I wouldn't mind watching him wreak destruction in another drama, where it would be more appropriate. He really moves very well and is such a strong presence on-screen.
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Also, what is he fighting these bandits alone for? Was he not with Imperial Cousin the Younger when they realised there was an ambush? Where are the rest of their men?
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Finally!
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So many common themes with Love Like the Galxy!
Also, I am always reminded of Shen Zechuan breaking a prisoner out of the imperial prison to skin him alive.
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LOL, that didn't take long 😅
Anyway, princes Yan and Yong are going down!
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I love how these people still have faith in the useless Emperor.
The man has been mentally unwell for years, he is old and sick and they still think they can go tattle to him and that he will do anything to protect anyone.
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I love Imperial Cousin, LOL! He's so bloodthirsty 🤣🤣
But he must be when Daddy Zhao is so meek and indecisive.
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I love these big shots of scenery!
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Yeah, dream on!
Gu Tingye is out there being best buddies with the next emperor! All your scheming is in vain.
But the biggest irony here is that Gu Tingye adored her. He really thought of her as a mother. It would have been endless glory and wealth for her and her son if she had just been half normal and not gone out of her way to ruin everyone's lives.
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This can't be good 😬
It's just Minglan's luck to get stuck in the Imperial Palace when a coup is about to go down.
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I know this woman!
Didn't she also play an evil Imperial Consort in Nirvana in Fire?
These roles suit her!
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YESSSS! Consort Rong, go apeshit! 🔥🔥
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Yes! Please, kill her!
Preferably beat her to death.
Let her know before she dies what pain she inflicted on helpless people. I am Team Consort Rong!
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Wait.
If Prince Yong killed her sister, she is probably allied with prince Yan. And Prince Yan is currently trying to murder Gu Tingye and Unfavoured Imperial Cousins.
So maybe not Team Consort Rong after all because I do want Gu Tingye to win 🤔 But maybe she can kill Princess Pingning first.
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Yep.
Go, Consort Rong!! Kill them all!! 🗡🗡
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Oh, yes, dig your grave!
I will very much enjoy watching the whole lot of you die.
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Oh, he's still alive?
I was wondering.
Also, the difference between his appearance and the Consort's, smh. She is so beautiful and he is a warmed-up corpse. My estimate is that he is at least forty years older than her.
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LMAO, priorities 🤣🤣
I love Changbai! He is such a Lan Xichen 💙
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TOLKIEN: Can you believe this shit, Jimmy?
JIMMY: H-h-h-hey
JIMMY: D-d-d-d-don't d-d-d-diss s-s-someone w-w-w-with b-b-b-big d-d-d-dreams
JIMMY: N-n-n-not cool
TOLKIEN: I will if said dreams are ridiculous and stupid
TOLKIEN: Like being a jackass influencer
STAN: Can we shut up about Craig being a Dollar Store Addison Rae, please?
STAN: I'm getting a migraine listening to this idiotic babbling about how many likes he has
STAN: Just stop, he already does it enough
KYLE: Didn't you start bullying him though?
KYLE: Because it was funny?
STAN: Well it's not now sooooo…. shut up
CLYDE: WHO WAS MOVING THE POINTER THINGIE ON THE BOARD PLEASE CONFESS I WILL CRY
KENNY: I thought you were “manly”
CARTMAN: Woah Kenny, it is 2023 and you’re still throwing around male stereotypes?
CARTMAN: You’re getting C A N C E L E D
CARTMAN: GUYS KENNY DOESN’T THINK MEN SHOULD CRY
KENNY: HE LITERALLY SAID HE HAD BIG MAN HANDS
KENNY: HE ADMITTED TO GOING TO HOME DEPOT????
KENNY: WHAT AM I BEING CANCELED FOR TELLING THE TRUTH?????
CRAIG: Wow, Kenny, and I thought we were friends, Smh my head
KENNY: WHAT????????
TOLKIEN: Can you move things, Mr. Spirit, sir?
CRAIG: That was so gay of you
CARTMAN: Why would you assume it was a man???
TOLKIEN: Why would you assume, it's an it?
CARTMAN: ….
TOLKIEN: Exactly
CRAIG: Preach
CLYDE: IT'S MOVING IT'S MOVING IT'S MOVING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
KENNY: CLYDE SHUT UP!!! AND STOP MOVING, I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING BEHIND YOUR FAT HEAD
CLYDE: I'M GONNA CRYYYYY
KENNY: GOOD
KYLE: S….u…..r……e
CRAIG: Sure?
CRAIG: So the ghost wants to be basic?
CRAIG: Lmao based
STAN: Oh my god shut up
STAN: Please.
TOLKIEN: It could have just used the yes, why would it go through so much effort to give an answer?
CLYDE: Maybe they want to be best friends and are worried about messing things up or being impolite?
CRAIG: That's so based of them, frfr, lol
STAN: A ghost wanting to befriend a bunch of high, lowlife teenagers?
STAN: Yeah, I'm not buying it
CLYDE: F….u….
CLYDE: AWHHH
JIMMY: N-n-n-n-nice g-going st-st-stan, you r-r-ruined our ch-chances of be-be-bef-f-friending C-Casper, a-asshole
STAN: There is no way you actually believe this, right?
STAN: We are all in a simulation
STAN: None of this is real
STAN: We are all in a coma because the government wants to control us
STAN: Trying to make us all boy kissing gays
STAN: But not me, no
STAN: I'm smarter than all of you, so I know I can't be controlled
STAN: This Ouija board is the way for the government to mind control us
STAN: Do not be deceived.
TOLKIEN: Shut up Stan, quit talking out of your ass
STAN: Ass….A…S…S……Actual…..Super…..Sexual…..Sexual as in….Homosexual….
STAN: YOU'RE A GOVERNMENT SPY!
KYLE: Ignore him, Tolkien
TOLKIEN: Have been.
STAN: YOU’RE ALL CONSPIRING AGAINST ME!
CRAIG: Lmao holy shit I need to record this
STAN: YOU'RE ALL JUST MAD BECAUSE I KNOW THE TRUTH!!! YOU ALL ARE BRAINWASHED!!!!
CRAIG: Stan…. bffr… smile for the camera
STAN: NO!!! THOSE CAMERAS PUT MICROCHIPS IN YOUR HAND LIKE THEY HAVE THE VACCINES
CRAIG: Is he /j or /srs rn?
KYLE: He's serious, unfortunately
KYLE: Let's just move on before I get an aneurysm
KENNY: Good idea
KYLE: Is…. anything moving?
TOLKEIN: Oh I don't know, Kyle, can a blind person see?
KYLE: ….
TOLKIEN: No, exactly
CLYDE: IT'S SO DARK IN HERE I'M AFRAID OF THE DARK!!!
TOLKIEN: No, Porkchop, you aren’t
CLYDE: I AM NOW!!
STAN: Everything is all so dark
STAN: It's what they want
KYLE: It's what who wants?
STAN: Aliens…. they want to steal our sun…
CRAIG: Haha lmao imagine believing in aliens, couldn’t be me
JIMMY: Wh-wh-wh-what's that n-n-noise?
JIMMY: C-C–C–C–C-C-Craig…. Is th-the ac on?
CLYDE: TURN THE AC OFF YOU MONSTER!!
CLYDE: LEAVE US BE!!
CLYDE: WE WANTED TO BE FRIENDS BEFORE YOU TOLD US TO GO FUCK OURSELVES!
CLYDE: BUT NAY! NAY WE SAY!
CLYDE: WE, THE HUMAN COUNCIL
TOLKIEN:...... What-
CLYDE: SAY GO FUCK YOURSELF
CLYDE: GOOD DAY SIR OR MA’AM
CARTMAN: OR MX!
CLYDE: OR MIXTAPE
CRAIG: Lmao okay slay, ate, ate and left no crumbs. Not a single crumb inside, bro ate the plate too frfr
(EDITS MADE BY @Pissblanket)
#south park edits#southpark#south park#hellpark#underworld park#sp#craig tucker#kyle broflovski#stan marsh#kenny mccormick#craigfluencer
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Forgetting previous tag vent but I gotta ramble about All Saints Street fr !!! Send help !!
Disclaimer : so far, i just watched the donghua and i saw some part of the manhua here and there. And got some infos from fanfics bc i couldn't wait fr
Plus I don't watch a lot of animes, like maybe one every year/2 years, which explain the big feels-
Also I was genuinely surprised by it ? Bc even if i knew it was a goofy and good small donghua from what I heard, I thought a lot of things would be kinda... one dimensional.
(i added more in the reblogs lmao)
All Saints Street is so fucking cute i can't
Especially the angel and demon crew.
I was so happy when I noticed that Neil, all cute, good-hearted and clumsy was sometimes a bit of a savage, especially with his brother in the manhua (deserved ngl, even if Nick was just trying his best and thought he was helping, he sucked at it).
Same for Lily, i loved the fact that she's a battle angel, and mischievious, and not only the straight A student little miss perfect. She's no perfect cutie pie and little me would have relate to her or Neil SOOOOO much.
Neil and Lily are really a nd4nd ship lmao.
And Lynn !! I love that even if he doesn't approve the fact that Neil is crushing on his sister and he's protective, and that he's tired of the mess of Neil and his brother are doing, he doesn't hate Neil. He even likes him, bc he likes young people and Neil is so sweet and full of good.
And same with his relationship with Nick !! I thought this ship was going to be a bit too cliché for me but. They fight and bickers but- Lynn gets genuinely touched when Nick didn't forget his birthday and even gave him a good gift like. It's smh realistic ?? They can tolerate each other (from what i saw in the manhua too) and even spent good time with each other but they are both adults and dumb as fuck with feelings.
I really see Lynn not only as a character, but a strictly catholic-raised autistic bisexual man with a lot of childhood neglect that he's trying to compensate by being overly protective of his sister and loved ones.
Now that I think about it, especially with his "there's not bad student, only bad teachers" thing, he's making me think of my uncle but less anxious 💀
Then Nick. Bro this man stole my heart but that's probably due to the denial I had about liking him at first. I genuinely thought i wasn't going to like him as much as I do rn ?? He looked like "just" a smug mischevious kinda OP bastard and that's it. And even if those characters are cool and I like them, I didn't think more about it. BUT BROOOOO HE'S PATHETIC /pos
He isn't OP at all, he's a bit stupid, and probably the queerest mofo of the serie. And he genuinely thought he was helping is lil brother, and he genuinely likes Lynn. It's a bit of "pulling pigtails for attention" situation ngl, and it's funny for once. He cares ! He's a lot and smug about it !
Also, I haven't read the manhua yet, but from what I saw, I hold no sympathy for his father 💀💀💀 bro left his kid and asks him to get him out off trouble and makes him believe that he cares about him and DUUUUDE i'm so mad that Nick still loves his dad. Not in a "it's a bad trope" way, but more like in a "it's actually realistic but rn i see my friend who took years to realise how bad and abusive was their relationship with their parents and same for me and my mom" way. Like I wanna punch the man far from Nick so much.
Maybe I'm wrong and I'm missing stuff but >:( fuck his dad
Also idk if it's a canon thing but the whole commitment issues from Nick makes sense and my angsty decided to obviously blame his father lmao
Like he kinda wants to be like his father bc of his blind admiration but also... "no, dad didn't leave bc of Neil" and the unsaid "he left bc of me" that a lot of person in his situation have probably thought at one point in their life sadly, which makes him scared of people genuinely loving him. y-yeah... i love being sad /j
Also lmao. Nick is babygirl.
(the pic at the bottom)
Oh and it was S2 ep10 lmao-
#nano.txt#nano RAMBLES even#i'm going to send this post to every friends that talks english and that watched A.S.S. (LMFAO AHAHAH) after i bothered them enough#...i don't want to main tag but i also want to find this post back in my account.........#welp#all saints street
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LMFAO I guess bangs cover that fivehead but the blue smh my girl you rly look like the manhating feminist bitch you are, stock up on cats, thats your future
Smh, you’re still here? I’m sorry to hear about your empty, sad life.
Seriously though, where are you getting all of this from? Fivehead? Man hating? Are you brain dead, or just blind and stupid? Have you ever even seen myself or my blog at all? Somehow I doubt that.
Get help.
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"Artists are people driven by the tension between the desire to communicate and the desire to hide" - Donald Winnicott
Izzy going with Maryse and Alec staying😭 the opposite-parallels hurt me ok?!?!? Also the reason he says is also kinda sad and shit is all complicated!!!
Sometimes that’s what it means to be a son. To make sacrifices for your parents.
Sometimes that’s what it means to be a parent. To make sacrifices for your children.
This!!
The way he never walked away and he never gave up are some of his best qualities but at the same time the reason it all went down. Love me some good analysis...
Alec-Maryse post-divorce parallels... Wow
SIZZY RIGHTS!!!😎 Also not them stalking him djhdjdjd
He reminds himself of what Ragnor told him. Love how he is always learning and trying to understand better🥺
Rules and shit really are complicated...
"And you Isabelle, you live inside my heart. You always will.” Lightwood siblings is something that can actually be so personal..
But she doesn’t know how to be sad. So, she decides to be angry. He wonders if all younger siblings are like that. I dont like this call out...
FUCK VALENTINE. CLACE RIGHTS BITCH!! I WILL PROTECT THEM WITH MY LIFE✨🔪💙 JACE IS SO FUCKING IN LOVE AND I SAY GOOD FOR HIM!!
Love is blind, and love is stupid, and love is dangerous, and love is beautiful.💜💜💜
But Jace could ask him to part the ocean and Alec will die trying. *sobbing* I'm fine :)
Competitive little shits kdhsjdjkd, although Alec does win this one... He has the psychopath father and all shit
Simon and Clary supremacy only!!
OMG Anjali and Rafael are absolute nerds and I'm love them jdhdjs
If we don't have a google folder together, then what the point??!?
They get turned on by the weirdest shit jdvsjdjs
Charlotte Fairchild is the most badass of all tbh
We all should be scared of Anjali😌
I like that Alec didn't make it hard for Rafael when he wanted to go to Stanford but I also expected more fight form him... And from Magnus oh gods why is this so fucking sad😭
I support Rosewood rights and wrongs!😎
The parallels of their pictures!! Max not giving a fuck and Rafael being so careful!! And the way Max is jealous of Rafael "having everything together" and Rafael being jealous of Max for being so "unafraid and chaotic" Brb I'm gonna cry..
I hate everyone. Magnus just gets dragged over and over. And the tweets holy fuck!! I hate that I laughed with the cinnamon roll one smh
“Will you keep an eye on him for me?” Rafael asks him instead. "Always,” David replies. 🥺🥺🥺
I understand Max being mad, but fuck if he didnt stressed me out so much here!!! Just, kindly stop :)
For whatever his issues, Max knows how to keep a promise. Not me crying over this😭
How do you make someone feel better if they aren’t feeling anything at all? Ok, that and the fact that the divorce issue starts here hurts a lot🙂 I love this chapter<3
I can't finish this Timeline for a few hours bc I have to get up (eww) but just some thoughts till now:
Note to self: This man is the bane of his existence. Pun intended.😂😂
Him always answering to the ones who need help got me emo for some reason🥺
I think of you everywhere💛 David really know how to go from horny to soft in 0.1 secs djhdjsksks
The staff is the real MVP here!! I love them all so much and they live in my head 24/7 and they are all amazing<33
Anyway, song rec: Be alright By Dean Lewis. Its really a shame cheating is not a trope here (its not, Idk how I would survived that shit jdhsjsj) because the playlist would be ✨stunning✨
Remeber to take a break when you need it. Byeee💚
GET THAT SLEEP GIRL. GET IT. WHOOOOOO.
If TLND had cheating, I would have thrown myself into the river (and i am like scared of rivers) gotta draw that angst line somewhere lol.
also, i may or may not have a magnus and camille playlist with a lot of cheating/toxic songs lol.
I feel like Be Alright is in the divorce au playlist (or maybe lbaf?) but there are too many songs there and I can't find it lol.
Sending you some sertonin. Have this song rec from my David playlist: Pomme - Ceux qui rêvent
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girl, i had to block him on insta, then FB, then whats app and text (all of these things prior to last week), and then today i had to flag his email address as spam, because the motherfucker reached out to me via email. EMAIL. also why can't you properly block email addresses? smh
I would ask the rhetorical question "Can a man catch a hint?", but I have explicitly told him in the past that I do not want to keep in contact with him. hence the insta blocking, then on FB when he reached out on there, then days later on whats app, etc., etc., etc. not to mention all of his other actions and the content of his messages. bleh.
and here's the kicker, his email included a link to some shoddy therapy website. he sent me a fucking link to an article about people who have fearful and insecure attachment styles. LMFAO. Why was he never this funny in the relationship? He said he thought it was a good read. can this man even read? I am not convinced he can. I gave him many reasons, when we broke up, why I did not think we would make good long-term partners/make a good family. I didn't include in that list that I realized he was kinda fucking stupid (and way too immature for a 30-year-old, and shitty with finances, and questionable family members who he regularly made excuses for, and a shitty racist/homophobic best friend). Low blow, I know, but you have to be honest with yourself. What 30-year-old nurse thinks that human females are pregnant for 12 months????????????? and you know damn well that's not even the tip of the iceberg. You were so blind to it all, because of the bliss of finally having a committed boyfriend; one which fit easily into your lifestyle. So blind, because he shared SOME common interests and laughed at your jokes.
Be fucking for real .·°՞(≧□≦)՞°·.
at least I am giving my friends something fun to talk about.
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Moses & His Wife Talking to the Tribes
Did you all learn nothing from the Terminator movie prophecies...several movies have been made...humans are so smart they are stupid...
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(Robots Held a Press Conference and this is what they said...(in case it disappears (youtube)
(this doesn’t sound at all like Samjaza (Satan) trying to copy The God of Spirits the original creator by having you all be comfortable slaves while creating replicas (copies) of what God would not give him “his own creation.”)
I love how in this video the threat seems to be more about robots taking human jobs...the robot is low key like “jobs?... you mean your lives” *cough human replacements.
Imagine your entertainment being future prophecy...lets not all wait until the last minute to think about this... (One of the robots in the video looks like Sonny from I, Robot lol https://youtu.be/nShgPJpdocQ) ...anyone remember when Sonny had a dream from his creator? (copycats)
Back to Phoenix Mosheh’s analysis on Bioweapons
Link to Pandora’s Box (Biohazards Playlist) (I had to hide some of my playlist because of thieves (copycats) and haters...
What if I told you in World War Z these people were not zombies...they were exposed to neurotoxins causing chemical imbalances in their brain (mental illness) which led to people losing their minds slowly overtime...you’re welcome.
Zombies or Chemically imbalanced Crazy People Just Waiting to be Admitted
New York stop walking in those swarms of aphids...they are chemically engineered in a lab and aphids can be used as viral vectors for neurotoxins and other disease causing agents...lets not forget they have that homeless law to cherry pick which homeless people need to be put in to mental health hospitals...I wonder why? What are they looking for?
https://youtu.be/RsfzvQ2DRXA - New York’s Mental Health Plan
Its not that I don’t believe homeless people need help with mental illness...but what happens when you give your politicians who have mental illnesses themselves authority to create scenarios where you all are homeless...and now you are being involuntarily admitted. (but what do I know homelessness will never happen to you...carry on.)
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One of the copycat concubines I expose in this blog who puts menstrual blood in peoples food to keep men bound to her through spellwor currently looks like this right now... right basic betch?.. take off that bonnet...don't feel bad for her she's bald because she's a spellwork homewreaker not because she has cancer. Be careful she'll post a fake donate to me pagemasking herself as a cancer patient do your research people. Even worse she'll use your picture or your child's to get donation. (Smells of catfish and is catfishing others smh...you were better off stealing a catfishes energy (identity) than mine).
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I had to show that concubine who’s boss and who’s me and which man is mine... idiot! ( and I don’t want to hear your sad “Phoenix Mosheh” is mean complaints... when you haven’t even clicked the Copycat Brat Link below to find out the whole story...I mean this concubine wasn’t even in my class for the group project I did all by myself (Phoenix Mosheh) and she tried to get extra credit for my project and committed identity fraud in my name...absolutely not)!
https://youtu.be/O3neOqVGE1c - When your marriage contract in Heaven still applies on Earth Tarot (let no man seperate what God has put together idiots!)
Find out more about this Copycat Brat using this link:
https://www.tumblr.com/phoenixmosheh/708912007430242304/paternity-fraud-when-you-get-word-from-god-that?source=share
Don’t forget to switch on your tumblr “MATURE” settings if you are 18 years or older so you don’t miss the exposure of these conmen...
Also, I made this blog for my husband King Elias for educational purposes and to trap his concubine...so if you run into something and it sounds like I am talking to myself (AND IF I AM???!!)... you probably should mind your business or click the copycat brat link up above, so that you have a better understanding about what is going on...otherwise do try and remember nobody invited you here today ma’am/sir.
NASA is working to prevent an internet apocalypse | The Noon...
(Uhm...Yes...Blame the Solar Storms that’s not suspicious)
I love that the newscasters were smiling and laughing about having no internet...*shrugs* “do it for the gram!”
King Elias finally running the race with his real wife:
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Queen of nothing and I am fine with that... just because you lay claim to a word such as "Queen" or "Italian Seasoning" doesn't mean the world's definition of what that word is suits its original origin or meaning.
A Queen does not need followers or clout to feel valuable, confident or thrive; nor to feel seen by total strangers who smile in her face, while secretly plotting on her downfall (thats called Stockholm Syndrome & Slavery)...
it's more than being born or married into a family and walking out of a castle to wave at your peasents who for some reason don't even know why they like you beyond attractiveness and a title (spellwork); a title based on no positive forward movement towards economical changes for these peasents, if this positive forward movement threatens their royal rulership or power pose.
...if that's what a Queen is ick, ew, 🤮. I'd rather be the Queen of nothing (not interested thanks for asking).
Living a peaceful private life with no drama is my dream, that is why you failed at being me basic betch, we are nothing alike...and when I want to be seen... I'll be seen! You attention seeking harlot demons.
Anon international script:
This morning I saw a ghost...wait like the Holy Ghost? ...liar!)
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Anon international Link- If I were my enemies I wouldn't allow me to get any older.
Youtube link #2: Sigh...When China is about to look like the anon trailer above...(don't become a racist it's not all the Chinese people at fault... it's called having leaders from all around the world who talk about you behind your backs and plot on your downfall.. just because your leaders don't tell you this is going on in your own country, does not mean it's not already in your country ...don't be a slow person thinking you are superior, these leaders are made up of all colors of the rainbow).
Most people give up when they don't have anyone following their cause or there is no monetary gain. They start becoming suicidal, depressed and anxious when people don't like their outlandish content and become disloyal to their own ideas beliefs and moral based on the number of follows or unfollows they recieve; a measurement of how valuable or invaluable your existence is I guess...
(Is that why many lack authenticity these days?)
You don't hold no rank 😘 🎶-GoldLink Crew
After 3 1/2 Years My Test is Complete. (First Giving Honor to The God of Spirits...I literally slept on benches in 30 °F / -1°C weather to get to this point and almost died in the process.. Big Thanks to My Enemies, Haters, Betrayers, Copycats, The Basic Betch, Elias... etc etc I couldn't have done it without you all).
https://youtu.be/Al1ckXxa5zM - Checkmate
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Do you know where the original story of Dune was derived from? Take a wild guess. (Be careful who's content you try to copy or lay claim to (steal) we love the Jewish people too but they were not built for concentration camps. It looks like our enemies mistook you for The Melchizedek oops.)
Back to Elias & his Birthright
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https://youtu.be/8g18jFHCLXk - Dune 1
https://youtu.be/_YUzQa_1RCE - Dune 2
https://youtu.be/e44QilQbvB0 - Last Knights
There is a tarot reading link below:
Tarot readers are not witches, they have a gift from God to read energy, souls; this does not mean all people with these gifts are bad. It just means people have free will to use their gifts for good or bad. If you get offended by curse words, try to imagine how you would feel if someone put menstrual blood in your food, tried to sacrifice you, stole your work, attempted to steal your identity, murdered your family, created fake accounts in your name to get money from innocent people etc.
All this in order to continue misleading the public, obtain a fix of clout from their church congregation, fame, fortune and a following that is going to unfollow them as soon as they find out.
Ew, how ghetto...right?
(Our enemies seem to think the people we use on this blog are ghetto...well if they are ghetto...I will take ghetto over supporters who are supporters of friends and family members of people, who put menstrual blood in people's food any day. Ew...is that your friend on purpose?
Some of these people have used these gifts on people who have actually died in exchange for their gifts after a demonic sacrifice...would our enemies like to reveal who these victims are or should we...? I'll wait...we still have some time to look like we are talking to imaginary friends...until these settlements are over, and they make the news, giving them the clout, they have always dreamed of!
One Nation Under God
Why are most of the tarot readers on youtube starting to repeat this message or story over and over again to the point where people will get tired of hearing it? Just like the crazy weather that has been occurring all over the world (heatwaves) it's important for people to come to the conclusion on their own that something is out of the ordinary, strange or supernatural. Eventually, these readers will catch on and think "why the hell are we all saying the same thing or talking about it." This is called training them to be on "One Accord" or "In Harmony..." Sound familiar?
https://youtu.be/43OAnD5phRk - Get Your Popcorn Ready Tarot Reading
End Credits:
https://youtu.be/ZCvy_cD6J_0 - Malcom and Marie Fight Scene
https://youtu.be/vPmzXqscrVQ - Malcom and Marie Bathtub Scene
https://youtu.be/_5-ZPfX6HwI - King Elias' Wife Acting Out The True Intentions of the Basic Betch (Concubine) he chose over her 😘
https://youtu.be/UjXU1TlzivE - Thank you Marie!
You're Welcome.
Last Pregnancy update for Elias
Abba told me not to be like that basic betch and keep your children from you. Only these ones are your real children. Look at you winning.
I have hyperemesis currently under control.
In my opinion, hyperemesis happens when your spiritual senses are overstimulated due to enviornmental stimuli. The reason many doctors don't take it seriously is because they do not incorporate spiritual knowledge with biological wisdom and fail to diagnose patients based on both.If you watch youtube videos of people with hyperemesis they may complain that something as simple as the "curtains moved" "their husband breathed or brushed against them"and this stimulus caused them to start feeling nauseas or an episode of vomiting. This illness is their spiritual senses becoming overactive and because many don't have experience with the spiritual side of themselves, but have "sensory gifts or traits" from God, they become blindsided and unable to control or focus these gifts during pregnancy. Keep in mind many have been on birth control or take medications that can cover up these symptoms (nausea, headache, pain) symptom you may experience naturally during your menstrual cycle, which is supposed to help you build up a tolerance to the stimuli you experience during pregnancy. When a woman gets pregnant they usually stop eating unhealthy foods full of hormones and toxins, they stop birth control, they try to avoid medications that also prevent you from feeling certain stimuli during a period. So imagine what is going to happen, if you have dormant sensory gifts and all of sudden they are allowed to come out and play...you are going to be sick, because you've never played with your gifts before and now you feel like you can hear the floor vibrating or the house shaking and you want to throw up. Your spiritual senses are over-reacting to protect your baby from outside stimuli that could be a possible threat due to lack of control you are unable to turn off or desensitize these sensory gifts. The medication prescribed may help, but it's most likely causing something in your body to become sleepy, or less stimulated in the mind (brain) so that you can function and feel human again. But again this is watering down your spiritual gifts. I may throw up but I can function without medication not because I'm better than anyone but because I have more control over and awareness of my spiritual senses. Yes , rest is important because the less you move the less stimuli ambush you create. Take care my fellow sensors lol. (And don't hate on the medical community they deserve props for how far they have come saving lives with the knowledge they have and if I get shot, I would hope they don't let me bleed out lol).
https://youtu.be/oPdd0s72oA4 - Hyperemesis
(6/21/23 the #10 Elias, Abba wanted me to come and thank you for all the new groceries this guy took me to the bank with him and went into his savings just so he could provide. His exact words "we're a part of capitalism again!" He also made sure to tell me he got me onion bagels but not to eat the pizza bagels because they have cheese (dairy) and he bought me a cake from a local bakery but got all sad because it was made with whole milk..(its the thought that counts) . lol. My bank card came in the mail so I was finally able to order new clothes because mine are getting a little bit snug around my midsection. Something hilarious... I don't know what you have done to these cats but I noticed they no longer sleep in my bed but they will stare at me all night from 8 ft away like there is a barrier between us. I blamed Gabriel for being so ancient and ugly and told him to leave the cats alone. But he advised he was not the culprit it was you being territorial. If I go up to the cats and pet them they are fine but if I am in my bed even if i call them they just sit and stare like "this is as far as I go betch." I guess these boundaries ended up being for the best though the black cat I mentioned in precious blog post is always throwing up his food, the other day I was gonna clean it up. But Gabriel told me it has some kind of infection and needs to see a vet ...and to stop being nice and petting it all the time (that's the sad part... I tried to tell the guy but he thinks he knows everything soo yeah). The security gaurd lady and his wife are taking off time from work in 2 weeks to take me to another location(no its not a two week notice, i told them im leaving in two weeks and they offered to take me on a road trip to my destination...) ...oh and the gift I got you is heavy, so I hope to see you soon because I'm not going to make them carry it. God wants you to know your gifts are working and you are doing something... I wish I had someone like me in the past that would acknowledge and confirm that my gifts were working and I wasn't crazy...but noo I have to wait! Get some rest and you better be eating ♥ (also I'm still getting enviormental channeling which means the things that happen to this man are similar to what is happening to you and these basic hoes you were in a polygamous relationship with i.e loss of job, the security gaurd lady and her husband were once in a polygamous relationship with the "guy." (And this girl that no longer wants anything to do with him that he still cries over to this day). This guy is very narcissistic, prideful, rude at times toward those who don't make at least 60k a year... but he just needs to be humbled...hes not a bad person. He lost his job for 3 days and couldn't sleep, eat, threw tantrums and had no sense of identity...would text me in the middle of the night asking if I was sleep because he couldn't find a job and needed someone to talk to. He even told me he used to go to strip clubs and take pictures of the women on poles with their consent (his version of art). During this time, he's also had no money to fill his gas tank up and asked for me to ride with him in case his car stops and he has to push it. (This is a channeling of what you may have gone through and what my enemies are currently going through a season of loss) (humbling). Remember when I posted a message about them casting spells over your pet ...well this man's cat is sick sick a channeling of backfired spellwork. Honestly once I leave I'm pretty sure his life may get worse because God always provides for me and the roof i am under. He doesn't even believe in God...it's always science this and google knows everything with him.
https://youtu.be/uTX3r11OoO4 - Pregnancy Tarot (Bedridden? ... we shall see) I don't get what new thing you people have been waiting on in church...you ask God for a new thing and then get mad when God sends you the new thing every time...makes no sense. Why do you have a bible you Pharasees?! Could it be for the love of money again? Sore Losers as always. And you might say well if we got rid of them before we can do it again..Each melchizedek has a purpose..Adam and Eve had gifts to create and multiply they weren't built for wars, rebellion, a idgaf attitude and destruction. Hello. 👋
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The security gaurd lady made me a money app account and someone donated to it. I offered the guy the money so he could buy me a specific protein powder but he told me I should save my money and then he ordered the protein powder for me along with groceries out of nowhere (your gifts not mine) He also lost his job the next day and I'm pretty sure blacklisted himself but hes not going to kick me out I'm going to leave by my own free will.
I've made it past the week where God considers these trickster demons to be actual babies (fetuses). I called them trickster demons because the other day I slaved over a pasta salad that I was craving and had to give it all to the guy, when I couldn't eat it without wanting to technicolor fowl (like any of it). When he asked me why I couldn't eat it? I just told him that it just taste different. He ate the whole bowl in one day.
No I don't drink sodas. I drink a lot of water and teas and eat small meals ...grains, starches and high carb foods, smoothies and salads with a variety of beans. I also prefer honey over sugar. I switched out dairy for oat milk and use plain coconut yogurt to make sauces.
I also have to be careful of the cooking ware I use in this guy's kitchen because he will sometimes boil or fry pig (pork) in the same pot I use to cook rice in...which can cause cross contamination. I would actually have to sterilize the pot...right Jews? The smell is nauseating I live in the bathroom every time he cooks until the smells goes away... I don't think he's noticed ( I'm a quiet puker. Tmi?)
I can already feel flutters especially at night. I am told there is a son you will have specifically who is a night owl like you and will like to wake up the others. You're in charge of the night shift babies. You have another son who has a territorial gift like yours. I found out when I was home alone and this man came to the front door to fix the air conditioner, but when I opened the door he stepped back like 6ft and talked to me from 6ft like I had a very contagious disease. But when the guy that owns this place came home, the a/c guy came inside and was fine talking to me for 15 mins about how cool it was at a normal distance.
I didn't know why until it happened again when he came back the next day to make the a/c quieter and did the same exact thing. God had to reveal that this to me though (I thought for a second the basic betch had somehow attached her stinky self to me).
Those are the only two babies, I've really been made aware of besides 3 sets of twins and a girl. I do notice that if I am in my feelings about you and going on ranting about how you did me wrong or started the process of pregnancy through womb healing (reiki healing/ God training Elias: oops 🤷♂️). (Elias' wife: son of a b*tch! Do I own my own fkn womb? All those years of virginity.) I start feeling really nauseas which translates to me: "Don't talk about my Father" . So, I catch myself saying "just kidding a lot." 😭
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https://youtu.be/PNoBre11DUQ - Elias' Destructive Son
https://youtu.be/oPxqyTPjfqU - Elias Ex wife calls cps (this reader is smart she hit us with an anonymous black screen)
https://youtu.be/quXf_jvnU4M - Special Needs
https://youtu.be/h5lJTcChkoA - Catching a Theif
I'm also still very horny, so don't forget what I asked for. I don't know what you are used to but my im pretty tight down there...once my doctor recommended I get a pap smear because I had never had one and the doctor was too afraid to hurt me because it was so tight...so she put her pap smear tool away and told me to come back when I have sex. True Story. I was offended after she asked "how old I was" and "if I had a boyfriend?" before recommending that. (Like... Do I look like I'll have had sex next time I see you or something doc? What are you a prophet?) Sheesh. I have never been back.
Oh and I keep a journal with pictures of my tummy and progress so you don't feel left out.
That time Elias ex-wife tried to cast spells over his real wife's private parts out of jealousy and her black magic backfired onto herself ..(you men be careful out there with these golddiggers)
Elias delusional ex-wife clip:
https://youtu.be/b9gKxUXrWvI - Divorce Skit
Elias would like to congratulate his ex-wife and brother on the "fibroid baby" and the other child that she said belonged to Elias'... but the paternity test proved otherwise. (The jury has spoken: Elias had every right to leave this jezebel and her abominations behind).
https://youtu.be/v6NXVLe6dsM - Paternity Tarot
Jane the Virgin ( Elias is finally free to marry his real wife once again and like God intended)
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I hope this puts a smile on your face. Stay Safe. ♥
https://youtu.be/aK-X2d0lJ_s - The Old Guard
https://youtu.be/hOiWSWLt-NA - What Happened to Monday
Pack Breeding
It's not a disease RH typing prevents incestuous relationships, its the bodies natrual way of recognizing incompatibility: (your cure is probabaly how that basic garden hoe slipped through the cracks)
https://youtu.be/Wi0FEUaZULs - RH Factor
https://youtu.be/4tH8IgoqLGM - Rh Negative
https://youtu.be/QcIy9NiNbmo - Bad Blood Taylor Swift
In celebration of this pregnancy and Elias being delivered from his witchdoctor ex wife binding him to her thru menstrual blood spaghetti...Heaven and all the Archangels watched this free movie currently on YouTube thanks YouTube. 🎉
https://youtu.be/3v8ZcvJUwas - Movie
https://youtu.be/uYuCE1UsyYo- Life Insurance (Tarot) You didn't tell your little congregation that your ex- husband (my actual husband) left you because he found out you were putting menstrual blood in his food (black magic) plotting to kill his real wife and then tried to kill him for life insurance money (inheritance) and the kids you had him babysitting and providing for were not his but his brothers...? TRASH. Whomever follows you, needs to work on their gift of discernment. Lilith confessed and moved on with her miserable self as soon as she was caught...not you though right? You are hilarious to me🤣
Elias' finally divorces his ex-wife and she decides to out herself as a horrible person by trying to make him out to be someone he's not (including attacking his masculinity...we all know you go both ways chill out dang no one cares you bitter widow witch.
https://youtu.be/jOQd-O0K7GY - Catfish (Pisces) Caught Tarot. (Just because these readers don't know your actual sign (birth month) doesn't mean I don't hoe. The reason it seems like they can't get your horoscope right is because they are picking up on the personality style of the horoscope they felt you were in during your criminal acts. Stay out of these readers comments! And just know that I know, ok thanks.
https://youtu.be/uQkLmp9Gm7c - Verbal a$$ kicking
https://youtu.be/bZWOXrYPSGQ - When you know the truth you can't get played
https://youtu.be/XwxLwG2_Sxk - Blinding Lights - The Weekend
https://youtu.be/aLbdfgY_IhM - The Matrix Trinity Escapes the Agents scene ( 🎶 God in 3 persons blessed Trinity...do you get it? Sigh...nevermind).
Bloopers 😂
Elias' Family Finding Out They Really Are Not Getting Any money...especially his greedy JEALOUS can't get a man without spellwork adoptive stepmother! I TOLD YOU SEVERAL POST AGO...you colorblind (racist) imbecile
https://youtu.be/GEpnuVGVw9s - 90 day Fiance
The Victim and Fasley Accused Takes the Stand
(FALSE accusations) : She (Elias real wife) is doing black magic against you Elias, she's just wants your money, she's a prostitute and she has children she doesn't take care of with another man and hiding an std...I've had sex with her before sorry bro... hahahahahaha shes crazy beccause all of a sudden you finding out she's reading the Bible and your beliefs don't match... Tarot VS. The Bible and I guess my skin color isn't good enough to be arm candy (but your ex-wife is copying everything I do ) This makes so muchh sense..
What I wish Elias had done is take out his phone with my phone number in it and nonchalantly asked me random questions to come to that conclusion on his own...just like his ex-wife and mother in 2020 made a fake facebook profile using his picture pretending to be him asked if I still lived at the same address trying to pinpoint my exact location once I switched my number.
While you were trusting everything these greedy lunatics were saying, when you could have just used your own experience and encounters you have had with me or at least pulled out your phone and communicated these rumors that were being spread about me right in front of your face; this fake family and wife of yours, that you wanted me to be jealous of was sending black magic to every location I was at..which is why God told me to delete all of my social media platforms and then move abruptly to a different location (my lease wasnt even up yet but the black magic they were sending was killing me so peace out betches). I didn't even know why I had to delete my social media at the time but I guess it was because your ex-wife (an actual prostitute & stalker that you have history of knowing is a prostitute and stalker pornhub) who you apparently married and had fake kids with due to falling prey to that pussy she sprinkled pigs blood over...was stealing my pictures trying to sacrificing my soul to Santa muerte in hopes that this exchange would pay off her debt and she could become a copy cat version of me (stealing energy or the soul/essence) and gain my inheritance by marrying you. GEE...why didn't I think of that? Maybe because...I don't do black magic...I use the natrual magic (google it)and traits God gave me, plus who wants to constantly pray and talk to a dollar store skeleton all day and a blow up doll (voodoo) out for blood sacrifices ew! Please don't ever show my picture to another woman (your ex-wife) especially one your fkn on the side, while you're talking to me...and then team up with her to do a love spell and spiritually stalk me because you miss me. A respectable man would have just texted me and finally asked me on a date instead of trying to force my free will. I was already in love with you dummy. Thanks
Modern Day Ruth & Boaz
FALSE accusations: She just wants your money!
Did you never think back to the exchanges we had at work or am I delusional? Work is the only place I have ever seen, experienced you. Did you see me talking to a bunch of men or staying to my fkn self? Did you buy me lunch or did I buy you lunch...Did I make it myself or was it packaged from a fast food place? When you asked me if I wanted something from the vending machine I always said NO! Did you take the time to get me anything for my birthday No but you got something for yours. When your racist grandpa died ...i was working night shift and even though I was working when you texted me drunk & scared about losing your father figure because you saw how sad he was about losing his father. Not only did I take the time out of my life and work hours to cheer you up, I even threw in your racist grandpa could probably still get into heaven because he's a human. Then I told you to get some rest and stop drinking. I never mentioned or brought it up to anyone else until now because I'm not the type to use people's weak moments to make them feel small (big ego a$$) unless I have to I DIDNT CHARGE YOU Sh*t! The only thing you invested in me was time, great conversation and Starburst and it wasn't even a whole pack because it was your pack of starburst. Damn, I even asked you once if you wanted to sleep on my futon...I guess you didn't but I still asked! AND I supported you and encouraged you when you got your stupid work from home position. At this point I don't even see you at work anymore we just chat on the group chat at work...and somehow you allow these idiots to convince you I am doing spellwork on you. MAYBE, Check on the woman (your ex-wife) who you got a restraining orders on in the past who you're miraculously married to and waking up to and who's slapping you in the face when you don't get her the right expensive gifts because she doesnt like sentimental gifts or she finds you masturbating to my old photos and starts spreading rumors about your masculinity to ruin your reputation or calling the policia to complain you touched her child or put hands on her when she's actually been sex trafficking her own child and has been beating you up as you try and protect them from her crazy a$$.
False accusation: She (Elias real wife doesn't take care of her children and spreads stds)
Uhm ... Did she mean the ones she read about in a tarot reading with the picture you showed her giving her access to the spiritual record (akashic records) of someone's past, present and future...giving her the idea that she could become me after learning I was destined to live a life of abundance with a husband (Elias) and his children ?
(JACOB (Israel) and his polygamous wives/family did something similar to Rachel ... no wonder why they killed her...it was like 4 female moms against 1 per the bible right? Bullying Rachel you can't have kids blah blah blah maybe if you stop doing womb magic on her out of jealousy she could have them ) You tell me Elias, Did all those children belong to Jacob or were they adopted ?
Back to your real wife just wanted money...
But your ex-wife, I'm sure she was getting money right? I'm sure she was going on dates and buying clothes that were labeled silk, but if not for the tag stating it was silk she wouldnt be able to tell the difference between silk from a thrift store and silk from a brand name store. (ALL I'm saying is maybe you should go off of your encounters and experiences you have had with people overtime paired with your intuition (God downloads) before you believe a rumor about someone coming from the mouthes of people who have actually taken your money from you)! Do your research next time that's exactly why you were paying for a child that wasnt even yours but living in house with you as you actually took care of it. (So that your ex-wife could collect even more of your money, while also living in a house with you praying she would become a widow as she poisoned your food in order to take your inheritance money). The f is going on people! 🤦♂️ Meanwhile, I guess you were stalking me (gangstalking) alongside her while I suffered and didn't even ask me once if I was okay while you both stalked me through tarot readings just like she used to stalk you. I keep trying to wrap my head around you were under a love spell by your ex wife and heavy root spellwork by your family so that I don't judge you so harshly. It's difficult.
ELIAS I am not saying this to make you feel bad or guilty.. we all have lessons to learn and i have been through enough of them to not care what anyone thinks accept God.
But I am not God and I do not always think the way God thinks...I think like a human and I get pissed off like a human and honestly its been really hard for me to look at these facts and what you could have done and not get somewhat irritated that you are going to be leading me and my children. Luckily, I trust God and if God says you're the one despite my "experience" telling me otherwise I guess I'll have to take a risk and see.
I don't expect you to be perfect or anything and it's OK to be scared sometimes and make mistakes..I don't expect to never be mad at you or the other way around ...but experience is pretty important to me so don't make me have to choose you over my experiences (evidence) again. Next time I'll find you guilty of betrayal because now you have experience.
By the way I've been rubbing my tummy and telling your babies you're on a military mission somewhere and I tell them 2 nice things I remember about you before you betray me (it helps with the nausea). ✌
(I can hear some of these crybaby garden hoes now this is blasphemy, you're a liar, round up these hoes, we don't want you here boohoo hoo ...if you got this far and this is you *rolling my eyes* shut up and mind your business before you and your bloodline get evicted, no one asked you to co-sign this blog you puppet..you should have been Rh- aborted...and you're lucky to be breathing air right now! )
https://youtu.be/eKCSxcMezeY - Elias and his real wife pinned against one another by his adoptive mother and polygamous wives (the gig is up)
https://youtu.be/-QID4M74ycg - Elias Adoptive mother and his concubine ex-wife work together to kill his real wife (his mom's a witchdoctor and a school principle unless she has an under the table PhD should we look into that next?). You know what ? I DONT THINK I WANT YOU IN MY BLOODLINE OR ADOPTIVE BLOODLINES. To think I ever encouraged him to show up at your "Christmas gift exchange" when he didn't even want to go. I would have encouraged him to give you some inheritance money too but you fkd up. Keep your side chick daughter in law you're just alike. Match made in Heaven. (and please don't die yet I want you both to be alive for your expose party).
https://youtu.be/Am4oav7v4pI - Elias learns his lesson and develops a backbone tarot
https://youtu.be/qfsS2lJWTUg - Much more advanced than tarot readers are the intuitive palm readers (stop greeting people with a handshake and giving them your fingerprints) Samjaza (Satan) is jealous of Humans or could you not tell (he's a hater). Samjaza: "but God you mean these humans still can get into Heaven after I used them to rape and kill Eve and I can't? But I was loved by you first!" Boo hoo 😢.
Stay safe out there and look out for subtle famine cues from your governments they know who we are lol
https://youtu.be/uCfogrDkOvE - Ew. preparation is key.
https://youtu.be/x2nb4x9BiQY - Unfortunately, we are not here to convince you climate change is not real or that it was made up to distract you so that you wouldn't believe our weather warnings.
https://youtu.be/cfi3mWIv568 - But our Father in heaven is pretty fair ...the least we could do is warn you. It's a spiritual moral. Try not to become a casualty of war you're not our enemy Or are you?
https://youtu.be/lnw0XGwPNi8 - Yes climate change
https://youtu.be/cvQ2LF3hyuY - Pompeii Bastille
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Season 2, Episode 2: Everybody Loves A Clown
Sam doesn't
WISCONSIN REPRESENT
Pennywise?
That's not freaky at all
Freaky
Again, freaky
Girl. Don't open the door for a random clown
Hunter's funeral
Sounds like Minecraft music
Liar
Baby! She looks so much better!
Still a long way to go, though
Somehow I doubt that, Dean
No chick-flick moments, Sam
Once again. Dean is the level-headed one, here
Oh, Dean is gonna hate that car
Suspicious
Dean!
Nice!!
She knows them
She got him GOOD
She figured it out
Dean is Not Fine
Ew, not a mullet
I find that hard to believe
Nice one, Dean
Unfortunately, I believe Ellen. He's probably legit
Less than 3 days
Blech.
Dean
At least he recognizes it
Dean.
Ronald McDonald is horrifying, though. I'm not scared of clowns by any means, but I feel Sam's pain
Also Dean's fear of flying is totally valid.
Liar
Kids these days smh
That's freaky
That's horrifying
I can see Dean's soul slipping away every second he spends in that car
Huh. Good aim
Ouch
Dean! 😂
Nice.
Honesty
Dean!
I don't think that's in the cards for them
Liar
Yeah. That doesn't look suspicious at all
Haunted houses that run off of jump scares are lame. Cheap shot
Nice cover
Welp, they're next
Interesting
Is there such thing as an obligatory clown episode?
Man, these kids are stupid
Actually, that sounds more like hypnosis
That's horrifying
That's just John's personality
Oof
That's a great thought
Ew
Freaky
Interesting
Is it the blind guy?
Dude!
That's a horrible idea
Ohh
That was close
Ouch
Dean's face 😂
That computer is horrifying
Yeah, Baby still needs some work
No!! Noooo!!!!!
Not Baby! Stop it!!! Noooooo!!!!!!
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fghdjfj actually that's more or less our dynamic. cyno bc he finds me cute and me bc his jokes will be the absolute end of me smh /lh /aff. anyways! ejdjfjwk strangely enough i can see haitham and cyno having that sort of sibling relationship! (which also means free entertainment for us ehehe) but for the most part i'm just there to make sure general mahamatra doesn't leap at haitham's throat ^^; (ohh that reminds me, i was rlly happy to see cyno get along with haitham in the demo!!) ~Lycoris
i love bad puns so much so i'll be laughing along with you!! al haitham thinks it's stupid well i'll just say we agreed to disagree lol
free entertainment at dinner? yes please. meanwhile cyno and al haitham asking us respectively why do we enjoy hanging out with each other so much lmao
the demo was so cute omg them having boys night playing cards??? al haitham begrudgingly attending said meetings (bc inwardly he actually enjoys it)???? archons, when will i stop falling in love with this man...
i assume they had an overwhelming victory over the two? so that's why he's been in a grumpy mood...
child, i regret to say your mom is blind as a bat without her glasses shlfdjskdf my eyes are ruined from all the hours of me staring at the computer hahahah
braid his hair and put flowers in them hehehe imagine the look of everyone else when he turns up for duty in braids and flowers within his hair hsdlfjksldf
zhongli with braids hnggggggggg beautiful. breathtaking. gorgeous. handsome. mermerizing. 12/10 would worship.
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the gaang + why they didn't do the homework
aang: "hold up, that was due today???"
katara: "i'm sorry professor, but to adhere to the doctrine of elitist academic institutions would be a betrayal of my principles, because i promised myself to never follow the instructions of a man in a position of power unless i personally wanted to, and i have never actually wanted to do math in my life, so there."
sokka: the homework was too easy for him so he physically could not do it and built a plane out of recycled sprite cans instead
toph: "i have that special kind of blindness that makes it impossible to do the homework. yes of course it's a real condition do you really think you know more about my disability than i do??? smh"
suki: she was the only person in the class who actually remembered to do the homework, but out of solidarity with her fellow students she will stuff it into the bottom of her bag and demand that they all receive an extension
zuko: "i didn't want to, so i didn't do it."
ty lee: her gpa was getting a bit too high for her own liking...
mai: got caught up helping sokka look for empty sprite cans (when she asked him why he couldn't use any can other than sprite he freaked out because his art requires aesthetic cohesion, mai, GOD, mai, don't ask such STUPID QUESTIONS, mai!!!!) and that took her three days, so she simply didn't have time to do the homework, or anything else, for that matter
azula: that's hilarious, as if! no. obviously, she handed in the homework two days early, and then demanded she be given more practice problems for extra credit, as any reasonably dedicated student would.
#the gaang and#modern au#presumably#zuko is the only one to actually get in trouble because he's so fucking blunt about it that it sends the teacher into a rage#unfortunately katara and zuko gave up on doing math like one month into the year and now theyre both just straight up failing math class#because they refuse to ask sokka for help#also yes sokka's plane is fully functional do you even need to ask
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Watching the Rise of the Titans movie and I'll be documenting all of my thoughts/reactions here. [Spoiler Warning]
So instead of reblogging every new update, I'm just going to have this post up on my phone as I watch and type my reactions in a bullet list format.
Nari's human disguise is so cute. As someone who does have a cottagecore aesthetic, I want to cosplay her so bad
Are Skrael and/or Belroc non-binary coded? Regardless, I'm also obsessed and I want to fuck Skrael and be Belroc.
STEVE CARING ABOUT JIM BEING HURT YESSSS!!! My god his redemption has probably been one of the greatest there is because he doesn't just suddenly go from being a bully to a completely good person. You can see the gradual shift in learning better throughout the shows which is awesome.
IN NEW YOOOOOOORRRRRRRK!!!!!! CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DREAMS ARE MADE OFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!
The mugshot montage reminded me of season 1 of trollhunters when toby and Jim were arrested at the museum.
STRICKLER PUT A RING ON IT??? HE'S THE ONLY DILF IVE EVER ACTUALLY AGREED WAS HOT WYM I CAN'T HAVE HIM??? well I'm still really happy about his arc over the series probably one of my favorite character growths.
Eli my guy got his growth spurt!!! As an 18 year old who is still 5'0", I'm happy but envious for him
So I went into this movie without watching any trailers or promo, but I doubt anything could have prepared me for the existence of mpreg. In fact, I wasn't going to document my reactions until I saw that.
NAMURA!!!!!!!!! MY BELOVED!!!!!! I CAN STILL THIRST FOR YOU WITHOUT GUILT
The coach teacher just called the kids zoomers so I have to dock one point from my final rating just because of that. Unforgivable
Those husky animation models suck lmao
Oh fuck the titans got power ranger zords!!
God why did they include the mpreg??? This movie would have been perfect without it.... After that plot point being revisited only one time I'm already beyond done with it
Like it's bringing me back to the v*ltron days where they're was a suspiciously high amount of klance omegaverse and mpreg fics and art created and it physically hurts because Steve and Keith's voice actor is the same person meaning this is especially cursed to me since I was unfortunately in the v*ltron fandom and remember all of that
But like on another note, how old are these characters again??? I haven't checked any wikis because of spoilers but is Steve an adult??? I know aja might be technically a lot older than 18 because alien but is whatever age she is equivalent to an adult as far as emotionally and physically in Akaridion development??? IS THIS A TEEN (M)PREGNANCY IN A KIDS SHOW????
Like bruh I saw a singular post on here before going into the movie that was like "rott spoilers without context" and there was a pregnant belly but I was absolutely not expecting the actual context of it. I'll find the post after I finish and edit this post to tag the creator right here: @makoden
This entire post is just gonna be me ranting about mpreg huh
Anyway I love the whole roundtable allusion to the legends of king arthur (not the toa version but the one he's based off)
THERE'S 3 TO 5 BABIES????? I need to take a break bruh this is just too much
Alright I've taken a 30 minute break got some food and did some things i love (decompressed by tactile stimming with some owl plushies and watched some videos on my favorite owl, Garu. He lives in Japan with his owner and is a domesticated eagle owl who basically just acts like a sky cat. If anyone else needs some eye bleach, here is their YouTube channel)
Blinky and ARRRGHHH!!! saying their "if one of us doesn't make it" talk my god one of them is going to die I can see it and I will be utterly crushed. Jim can't lose another father figure and Toby can't lose his wingman again I will riot if this happens
On a similar but unrelated to the movie note, can we just talk about how toa started with Jim having 0 dads and (if strickler and blinky live to the end) will end with 2 dads? Like I just really feel happy for him that he has two dads who actually figured out how to put the past behind them to not have any infighting between them so that both of them are healthy father figures. Jim has already been through literal hell and back losing his actual humanity in the process so if he loses one of them, I'm going to be really pissed because at this point, this is just Jim torture porn. Y'all know how as SpongeBob SquarePants went on, the show just became Squidward torture porn? It's starting to feel that way for toa and I really hope they cut the shit by the ending
Jlaire is such a good ship but like I feel like it's too perfect they never disagree with each other
YESSSSSSS Someone finally doesn't treat toby like a fat waste of space who messes stuff up!!! I think out of all the characters that would have been most deserving of a rewrite, it's Toby. Sometimes I just feel he's only comic relief and any heartfelt moments he's had in the series was also born of stupidity (ie his flour baby project being unharmed was seen by him as divine intervention from his parents but was actually just Eli and Steve behind the scenes).
Ohhhhh yesssssss Archie's father!!! I was hoping I'd see him again because we got so little of him last
Ooooooooooh Asian trollmarket!!!!!
Oh never mind slavery trollmarket
Bruh titanic camelot
I feel like we're not seeing enough of the villains because I completely forgot about the power ranger zord things
NAMORA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY LAST CRUSHHHH
STRICKLER NO NOT YOU TOO PLEASE
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE ONLY TWO CHARACTERS I SIMP FOR ON THIS SHOW DIED WITHIN FIVE MINUTES OF EACH OTHER
THAT WHOLE ASS RANT I WROTE IS COMING TRUE FUCK THIS MOVIE THIS SERIES IS JUST JIM TORTURE PORN
WAIT JIM'S SPERM DONOR INFO?
Oh thank God I don't want to know anything about that person
For the record, I call that man Jim's sperm donor because he has no business being called a father to him. All he did was donate some swimmers to the creation of him and give him abandonment issues
Oh another blind troll elder???? This fucker is just if vendel was a bad guy
Bruh I was grieving
PACIFIC RIM WITH GUN ROBOT VEX AND THE BELROCZORD? I've never seen that movie but I know the reference
Bruh Blinky doesn't read horoscopes? Does he realize conspiracy theories are just the manly version of horoscopes?
NO DON'T KILL VEX STOP KO-ING FOUND FAMILY MEMBERS
Oh thank God he's okay
NO NOT ARCHIE AND CHARLEMAGNE OH MY GOD
oh never mind they're just gonna coup de tat I believe in them :))
But I want to see him again
But I'm glad to see vex
Yay they're in arcadia!
But yeah I wondered why the trolls and Merlin didn't keep the whole "daylight doesn't hurt trolls" feature from the eternal night but now Guillermo del Toro I see you were playing the long con in that just to kill my girl Namora :(((
Oooooh I love the animation of the Narizord over Chihuahua!! It looks very good and realistic (if only they could have put some of that into those huskies from before smh)
Bruh the character designs of the arcane order are so good I want to be them
Nari making sure the Skraelzord doesn't crush the bus
DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE
Bruh I'm just glad we finally have an answer on why arcadia had everything going on as opposed to literally anywhere else!! I always found that as a weird coincidence for plot convince.
BRUH WERE BACK TO THE MPREG IM SO JEALOUS I FORGOT ABOUT THAT EVEN THOUGH IT WAS BECAUSE I WAS GRIEVING THE LOSS OF MY LOVELIES.
Oh that's real convenient that the ninth configuration meant all of them. Way to not decide which character gets more attention. Though it probably was a smart way to not have any infighting in the fandom between each character's stan group.
Bruh I just realized where is Barbera did they just ditch her on the Camelot ship???
And where are the other trolls that migrated at the end of trollhunters s3? They said something about new jersey but obviously Jim and the other main characters got on Camelot instead.... This feels like a plot hole
And we never learned the process of how changelings are made and bonded to humans and stuff. We just know it's super painful but I'm curious ffs!!!!
THE DONT THINK BECOME HERO SPEECH ALL SAID TOGETHER!!!
BRUH THEY REALLY HAD TO SHOW HIM GIVING BIRTH??????? WAS THAT AN ABSOLUTE MUST??????
Plus the main audience for this series is little children (the rating for the movie is literally TV-Y7) so even though my adult ass is not in the target audience, I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND WHY WOULD MPREG AND ANAL BIRTH WOULD BE AN IMPORTANT THING TO 7 YEAR OLDS???? THIS IS A LITERAL FETISH HIDDEN IN KIDS CONTENT ITS ELSAGATE ALL OVER AGAIN Y'ALL 😭😭😭😭😭
Though it's probably hypocritical of me to think fetishes don't belong in kids tv when I've openly admitted to thirsting for strickler and namora
HUZZAH
NEW AMULET WAZ GOOD????
STAB THAT BITCH JIM
WAIT NO I SAID STAB NOT GET STABBED
Alright good job just missed the directions at first but you fixed it
SEVEN KIDS?????????
T O B Y ????????????
W A I T NO
N O
IS HE ACTUALLY
OH MY GOD THERE'S HOPE
NO THERE ISN'T
F U C K THIS SHIT THEY REALLY JUST HAD HIM TO BE BULLIED THEN KILLED
Y'ALL IM ACTUALLY CRYING THIS NEVER HAPPENS
I NEVER ACTUALLY GET SO EMOTIONAL OVER MEDIA THAT I CRY IT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE AT THE END OF VOLTRON BUT AHHHHHHHH
W A I T
HE'S GONNA BE BROUGHT BACK?????
HOLD UP THEY'RE JUST GONNA BRING ALL THOSE DEAD PEOPLE BACK??????
WAIT IS HE
BLINKY CALLED HIM A SON
HOLD ON IS THIS GOING TO BE A CLIFFHANGER???????????
BRUH THEY REALLY JUST CAN'T END THE SERIES WITHOUT CLIFFHANGERS like there's always an open ending
TROLLHUNTER TOBY????? You know what forget the whole rants I had on how toby was written they just redeemed it all
And that's all! I'd rate it a 6.5/10 because it's definitely the weakest of all the sequels but still had amazing animation and some good plot points. It's just really hard to look over the bad stuff enough to rate it any higher.
#tales of arcadia#rise of the titans#trollhunters#rott#rise of the titans spoilers#rott spoilers#toa#3 below#athena's own original post!#jim lake jr#claire nuñez#toby domzalski
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Knifetrick Ch. 8 Live Reaction
WARNING: Major Spoilers (obviously) and incoherent rambling.
Also this post is very very long.
‘Watson shrugs. “Removed it during the medical process. Maybe I’ll give it back in the mines.”’ SDJFADKFJHR HELLO??!?!? You’re gonna stick him in the fucking MINES??? Without his arm???? And ohhhhhhhh he doesn’t remember that’s bad that’s bad that’s very very bad
. . . oh wait enderman with memory problems LOL
Mfer still thinks mans was giving him assassination advice? No wonder it took him until the bench to realize, I forgot just how completely dense af this guy is smh
‘Watson had at least given him a clean sleeveless sweater, which was thoughtful of him.’ That’s not a sweater that’s his fucking Tasmin-tailored vest from the party isn’t it.
Oh yeah I forgot he’d have claustrophobia trauma from when he lost his arm, huh?
CLEM!!!!! SHE’S ALIVE!!!!!!
This probably has nothing to do with the actual plot but I love the massive species diversity in this fic. Is the girl with red rocks supposed to be like Skeppy? That’s so cool
‘The second girl, a brunette with pointy ears on the top of her head’ WAIT IS THAT A MAXIMUS SHE BETTER NOT BE A MAXIMUS OR I’M GOING TO GET A FUCKING GUN AND SHOOT WATSON IN THE HEAD MYSELF. Jackie had “Maximus” on his board even though he knew what happened to Laggius, and he obviously made his board before they met Maia and Snail, which… FUCK. Which probably means that yeah, Lag and Snail had another sibling and they were kidnapped. I’m so stupid, how did I not realize this sooner
‘“Hey!” Clem shouts, and she kicks Ran in the knee. He winces, and wobbles, but manages to stay upright. “Are you a really tall child?!”’ Oh yeah, definitely an Innit.
PFFFFFFTTTTTTTHAHAHAHAAAA X’D
The Girls: Let’s put him to work!
Ran: Aight let’s go! *faceplants*
‘“Natalie, I think he fucking died.”’ I’ve only known Clem for about two minutes and already I would die for her.
‘“You’re Clementine Loo”’ AYYYYY MEMORIES ARE BACK!!!! Great now he’s gonna panic isn’t he
Nevermind he’s still fucking useless
‘Imagine how vulnerable he would be if he couldn’t even remember things that happened to him!’ Man c!Ranboo just can’t catch a fucking break can he /lh
‘Perhaps Watson was helping him find the missing children. That would explain why some of them are here now, and look relatively safe.’ *very, very long, slow, deep inhale* b i t c h .
Oh wait Nat’s a cat not a wolf okay good not a Maximus
Wait fuck there might still BE a Maximus tho
WAIT IS THAT FUCKING NETHERITE
Oh thank goodness they’re all alive okay good oh my poor heart
Wait is he not after phobium after all?
‘”Wait a moment,” Ran asks, slowly and clearly. “Are you saying Watson was the one who kidnapped you?”’ Ran, Ran, Ran. Ran fucking Aetherman. You dumbass assassin. How in the three realms have you survived this long
‘Twelve kids force themselves into the circular room. It’s not exactly a squeeze or anything, but the amount of small bodies in an enclosed space makes Ran unreasonably perturbed’ I’m sorry but this made me think “they’re setting off his Endermite instinct” and now I can’t stop laughing because I keep picturing him trying to hold back from weakly swatting them like bugs
‘Acting like a screwdriver is the least he can do.’ I understand the Very Important sentiment behind that statement but mans is still very loopy and it shows XD
“LOOKED AT??!” LOOKED AT??!?!? IS THIS TRAFFICKING??? IS HE SIZING THEM UP TO FEED TO DREAMONS OR SOMETHING??? WHAT THE FUCK???
Scanner… is he trying to get them possessed for some reason?
LOL Clem on the support beam like that Hang In There kitty poster meanwhile Ran going “I do not See. bitch”
Ohhhh is Root aquatic like Gyre? Poor kid :(
Wait hold on I’m trying to keep track of everyone okay so Clem the innit Ruby gemgirl Natalie catgirl Root squidkid 2.0 Abbey also avian? Pyro blind w/ horns Marke pigboy Zenith avian maybe idfk Zecori curly hair Boreal avian maybe that’s only 10 hmmmm this is hard
‘He’s poisoning the food, Ran guesses immediately’ of course you’d fucking think that wouldn’t you XD
Okay but seriously WHAT is Watson doing? Is he putting the phobium in their food? And then scanning them to see the effects? Is he, like, trying to give them dreamon powers, or RECREATE dreamons, or something?
‘“I, believe it or not, am both weird and sciencey,” Ran explains, a grin growing on his face. “The distraction can be me.”’ *nervously eyes Tak’s vivisection jokes from about a month or two ago* Ran what the fuck are you doing
Ran: Why are you somehow actually growing on me stop doing that
Clem: A large percentage of people find me annoying at first-
Wait she’s a living clock? Oh that’s cool
Okay so symptoms are headaches and “growth pains,” which I’m guessing may or may not be actual growth pains :/ what are you up to, old man?
Wait horns growing in recently??? And I thought it was weird that all of them seem to have tails, even the ones whose species you wouldn’t think have them (like Ruby or the avians). He’s trying to turn them into fucking dreamons, isn’t he?
‘Ran remembers why he is not fond of this girl’ OH MY GOD I LOVE HER XD
AYOOOOOO DID I GET IT RIGHT????????
enderman samples? 0_0
‘“How do you feel, by the way? After your head injury.”’ Fuck you.
‘“Damn,” Watson clicks his tongue. “And where I thought you were smart.”’ Wait I’m confused so does Watson WANT him to figure it out?
‘“On Endermen? Eh Hauntings make interesting guardians for sure.”’ WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT BACK THE FUCK UP WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
Wait Ran barely knows what an MRi is do endermen… not have brains?
‘After all, the council wouldn’t have kept him around if he didn’t have a lot of useful skills, such as being able to shoot an olive through the window of a moving car’ okay but why the fuck would you need to do that X’’’D it’s not like ‘shoot a chink in someone’s armor in a moving car,’ no, it’s shoot a fucking olive
Wait Watson knows too much he’s working WITH Terminus?
Okay wait Ran isn’t just a Faulty Enderman but is, like, an actual hybrid? Maybe? That sounds like too many physical differences to just be faulty genome mutation
But what do I know about genetics or biology
Oh wait he just Copied Humans too much XD
‘“Most endermen I’ve ever studied,” Watson explains gleefully, “Are chock full of ampulexins. Sometimes you can find that in bee venom, but I’ve mostly only seen it in enderman brains. You have essentially none!”’ WAIT okay so I’m aware this is a H U G E leap in logic on my part but does this mayhaps have anything to do with hiveminds or Taking Orders???? Because that seems to be the only thing I can think of that bees and endermen would have in common
‘Out of seemingly nowhere, the walls around Ran become stone brick’ *excited chanting* STRONGHOLD! STRONGHOLD! STRONGHOLD!
Mans has Alexandria’s Genesis in not only his eyes but also his BLOOD, can’t teleport like the rest of his species, his bones are just Built Different, is a living smoke machine, and an amputee, but his biggest concern right now is that some evil scientist who kidnaps children just diagnosed him with Neurotypical. Priorities.
[Edit: WAIT FUCK I MEANT NEURODIVERGENT MY BRAIN SWITCHED THE WORDS FOR SOME REASON I'M SO STUPID I CAN'T BELIEVE I ONLY CAUGHT THIS LIKE 3 WHOLE DAYS AFTER POSTING *cough* anyways]
Oh my fucking god wait is he gonna murder Ran for his eyes O_O
‘His right ear burns’ isn’t that where he’s wearing the triangle earring the Council gave him??? WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT ALL MEEEEEEEAAAAAAAN???
Oh okay now that literal God’s in the picture can we just have Watson get smited on the spot pretty please
WAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIT FUCK HE CAPTURED TWELVE CILDREN. END PORTALS HAVE TWELVE FRAMES. IS HE GOONA FUCKING SACRIFICE THEM TO SUMMON GOD. WHAT THE FUCK.
Oh god oh fuck everything;s happening so fast now
AYOOOOOOOOO HE’S HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! :D
General Brackett bouta fuck shit up >:)
‘He has the advantage – he has the high ground’ smh not according to the Blood God you don’t
‘Jackie hollers some sort of battle cry and slices into his leg – there’s a clang, and nothing happens.’ Tak you fucker you watched Hawkeye didn’t you >:(
JACKIE NO!!!!!!! Watson you done did it now
‘This guy, Ran thinks to himself for what is definitely not the first time, is extremely screwed up in the head’ and that’s why you’re perfect for each other :)
Oh theank god the kids are still okay for now
THE EARRING???? HELLO????? WHAT????
Wait what no fuck this can’t be it you’re not gonna fucking die right now
‘“Yes sir,” he whispers back, raising one arm in a weak salute.’ Waht. No. no no non no. We are NOT doing this today. My fuking heart I am punching my pillow so hard right now do not die what the fuck.
‘“Are you two done kissing back there?!” shouts Clementine’s annoyed voice’ An Innit through and through :D
THE PORTAL??!!?!?!?!?!
WAIT RAN’S A GREEN ENDERMAN. A G R E E N ENDERMAN. WHICH MEANS HE HAS GREEN EYES. AND JACKIE’S PART BLAZE. AND THEY WERE IN THE STRONGHOLD. TOGETHER. AND NOW THE PORTAL’S OPEN.
O_O
Yes I realize I am panicking and that I’m assauming far too much BUT’CHA NEVER KNOW
Two: I’m sorry what gives you the right to walking into my dimension bloodied and half-starved and concussed with one arm and a broken shoulder and several arrows sticking out of you? I’m trying to drink my tea here *eyeroll*
O N E ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
C’mon c’mon c’mon teleport teleport teleport TELRPORT TELRPTO YOU KNOW YOU CAN DO IT EVEN IF YOU LOSE ANOTHER LIMB THAT’S BETTER THAN DYING FOREVER CMON COMNOC OMNC
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W E L P ! *clap*
Time to go scream into my pillow for the next five hours
#bishop's knifetrick#knifetrick#knifetrick spoilers#knifetrick ran#knifetrick jackie#knifetrick watson#ran aetherman#jackie brackett#dsmp fanfic#dream smp fanfiction#dream smp fanfic#dsmp fanfiction#fanfic reaction#relaxxattack#zizistuff
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Monarch Industry
I’m actually very inclined to believe the evil Empress that he (or someone close to him) sent the assassins on himself.
Come on now, that wound was barely there and it’s already doing so much damage to his enemies.
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So cute 💛🧡
The one thing I love about this drama is how spontaneous and physical she is when seeking affection. The C-dramas I’ve seen so far tend to be so distant and chaste when it comes to physical interaction, especially the women. This is such a nice change of pace.
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LMAOOOO 🤣🤣
When you are cute, but still an idiot 🤣🤣
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Toxic parents are toxic, news at 11.
Smh.
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This man gives me such strong Jiang Xi energy 💚
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LMAO, one classist prick murdered. So many more left to go.
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I am obsessed with this man 😭😭
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Just look at him 😭😭
And it isn’t even how he looks, it’s how he moves, carries himself, the energy he emanates! I am so gone, gone, GONE 😭😭
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NOOOOO, DON’T CUT DOWN THE TREE!! 😭
Don’t get me wrong, I have zero fucks to give about her dating prospects/sex life, I’m just sad about the gorgeous tree 😢
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When you are stupid and have no taste 🙄
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I am in love with this throne 😍
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The closing theme of this drama is wrecking me 😭😭
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Just when I thought I couldn’t love him more 🔥🔥
I am so done with drunk men.
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Jesus Christ, woman, your taste in men truly is abysmal 😑
I thought for sure that the evil aunt was setting Awu up to be raped so that she would be forced to marry her pervert son, but no? What was even the point of all the secrecy and leading her here, then?
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LMAOOOOO, WHAT?
HE RAPED THE WRONG WOMAN?
WHAT, IS HE EVIL AND BLIND?
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YES, AWU, SMACK HIM WITH THE POLE. SMACK HIM HARD.
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Smh, how do I get so lucky to get caught by a hot guy every time I fall from a high place? 😭😭
Anyway, with that said, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS??
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Evil, blind and an imbecile.
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WHAT IS THE BIG PLAN?
Also, one slap? That’s all this was worth? And he wasn’t even disinherited?? Awu nearly died! Wanru was raped!
WANRU, MY GIRL, I AM SO SORRY FOR SAYING WHAT I SAID, I DIDN’T REALISE! KILL HIM, KILL HIS ASS AND KILL IT GOOD!!
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YOU SHOULD BE SCARED!
How is he this stupid?
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OMFG, PLEASE BEAT HIM SOME MORE!
SOMEONE REALLY NEEDS TO!
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Wait... is Awu’s brother gay?? Or does he just not like his wife much?
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LMAO, his taste in décor sure is... something 🤣🤣
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Also, I adore his nosy lieutenant 🤣🤣
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Poor Wanru, to think she almost married Xiao Qi, only to end up with the pervert imbecile. Well. At least his blood is as blue as it comes, you do not get higher up than the Crown Prince.
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Noting Cassian’s perspective on Nesta/others when they arise-every instance in acosf
This is more thorough... than that small post. I’ll never do this again, and you can thank the ritalin for this one. Let’s see what to make of it at the end of the day. Is Cassian a simp or does he simp more for others? Time to find out.
Chapter 1: Cassian’s POV pg 7-12 (5 pages, chapter is 18 pages).
“She looked like hell.” (8)
“She hadn’t looked this bad.” (9)
“Her beautiful face was pale, far thinner than it had been before the war with Hybern, her lips bloodless, and those eyes... Cold and sharp, like a winter morning in the mountains.” (9).
“Nesta cocked her head... on her, it was the warning of a predator, sizing up prey.” (10).
“... long bare legs, an elegant sweep of hips, tapered waist--too damn thin—and full, inviting breasts that were at odds with the new sharp angles of her body.” (10).
“‘You look like you could use a few big meals, a bath, and some real clothes.’” (11).
“And now that she was high fae, all inherent dominance and aggression--and piss poor attitude--he avoided her as much as possible.” (11).
“Cassian knew better than to make himself vulnerable to another predator.” (12).
Chapter 2: Cassian’s POV 25-31 to the end of 36 (7 pages of 12) (Total: 12/30-not including prologue)
“Cassian had no doubt Feyre could defend herself against an opponent, even if Nesta launched that terrible power of hers. And he hated that he didn’t know if Nesta would sink low enough to do it. That things had become so bad that he even considered the possibility.” (26).
“The eldest of the Archeron sisters had a talent for getting under everyone’s skin.” (26).
“He’s never stop being grateful for it: for the High Lady mere feet from him, who had saved them all from Amarantha’s rule...” (27).
Chapter 3: Cassian’s POV 37-45 to the end of 51 (9 pages of 15) (Total: 21/45)
“Cassian’s High Lady had a way of capturing the world that always made him pause.” (38).
“’You need to get out in the practice right more, brother,’ Cassian told him, surveying his friend’s powerful body.” (41) --I had to include this because I think it’s hilarious for Cassian to note. I’m telling you; he has a thing for Rhys.
“Mor’s waist-length gold hair smelled of cold seas... Cassian pulled away to scan her beautiful face, as familiar to him as his own.” (44).
Chapter 4: Cassian’s POV 52-58 and 60-62. Ends at 62 (10 pages of 11) (Total: 31/56)
About Mor: “...smiling to himself at the sight of her: head tipped toward the sun, unbound hair gleaming and rippling around her like liquid gold, her full lips curled upward, basking in the light.” (52).
“Mor grinned, so beautiful it took his breath away.” (53).
“He again let himself admire her perfect face.” (54).
“... Cassian had quelled any further desire for Mor. Had let lust turn into affection, and all romantic feelings turn into familial bonds. But he could still admire her sheer beauty—as he’d admire any work of art. Even though he knew well that what lay inside Mor was far more lovely and perfect than her exterior.” (54).
“Mor opened an eye, then slowly sat forward, hair falling around her like a rippling golden river.” (56).
About Jurian: “Cassian still didn’t like the man.” (57).
Chapter 5: Cassian’s POV 67-70 ends at 73 (3 pages of 11) (Total: 34/67)
“Those pants were going to kill him.” (67).
Those pants: “Brutally, thoroughly kill him.” (67).
“Every word, every language he knew had vanished at the sight of her striding past, straight-backed and unhurried as any noble lady presiding over her household... How it made every thought beyond the most primal eddy out of his mind.” (67).
“...Without descending into thoughts of peeling those pants off of her and worshipping every inch of that spectacular backside.” --they can say cock/cunt/fuck in this book but not ass. Smh.
“Nesta emerged, her braided hair now coiled across the crown of her head like a woven tiara. He made a point not to look beneath her neck. At the body left on display. She needed to gain back the weight she’d lost, and pack on some muscle, but... those fucking leathers.” (69). AHAHSHUHASUHdsuh
Chapter 6: Cassian’s POV (0 pages of 7) (Total: 34/74)
Chapter 7: Cassian’s POV 81-94 (14 pages of 14) (Total: 48/88)
“Feyre had told him that they called themselves the Band of Exiles. Cassian snorted to himself.” (81).
“Lucien’s scarred, handsome face appeared, his golden eye whirring.” (82).
“Eris lounged in a golden chair, legs crossed, his pale face the portrait of courtly arrogance... blinding rage at the sight of him.” (83).
“He noted and half-dismissed the two humans in the room.” (82).
About Vassa: “Of the three redheaded people in this room, Cassian liked her coloring the best: the golden hue of her skin, the large, up-tilted blue eyes framed by dark lashes and brows, and the silken red hair, which she’d cut to her shoulders since he’d last seen her.” (84).
About himself: “He’d revealed too much. Like a stupid brute, he’d let them all see too much, learn too much.” (89).
About himself: “Fool, he cursed himself. Stupid, useless fool.” (94.)
Chapter 8: Cassian’s POV 97-100 and 102-106 (9 pages of 12) (Total: 57/100)
“When she didn’t answer, he turned to find Nesta standing in front of the hearth, arms tightly crossed, the flickering light dancing In her beautiful hair.” (106).
Chapter 9: Cassian’s POV (0 pages of 9) (Total: 57/109)
Chapter 10: Cassian’s POV (0 pages of 7) (Total: 57/116)
Chapter 11: Cassian’s POV (3 pages of 9) (Total: 60/125)
About Feyre: “His High Lady looked so young--he always forgot how young she truly was, considering what she’d already faced and achieved in her life... At twenty-one, Feyre had saved their world, mated, and found true happiness.” (130).
Chapter 12: Cassian’s POV 134-137 and 143-144 (6 pages of 12) (Total: 66/137)
“There was nowhere to plant that beautiful ass here.” (134).
“She’d done well. Really damn well.” (143).
“Nesta remained prone, limbs loose, eyes closed, the sunlight making her hair, her sweaty skin shine. He couldn’t stop the image from rising: of her lying in his bed like this, sated, her body limp with pleasure.”(143).
“Her skin was rosy in a way he hadn’t seen for a long, long time, her eyes bright.” (143).
Chapter 13: Cassian’s POV (0 pages of 12) (Total: 66/149)
Chapter 14: Cassian’s POV 157-158 and 161-166 (8 pages of 11) (Total: 74/160)
About Tamlin: “Bastard.” (157).
“‘He did,’ Rhys said, dark hair ruffled by a soft, sighing breeze. As if the wind loved to touch him.” (162).-- Is this not such a weird way describe Rhys? Promise Cassian’s bi.
Chapter 15: Cassian’s POV (0 pages of 17) (Total: 74/177)
Chapter 16: Cassian’s POV (2 pages of 11) (Total: 76/188)
Nothing to note from his pov about Nesta or anyone else, mostly smut development/training. More action than thought.
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Stuff I drew/thought of while playing Omori (Part 1) [SPOILERS FOR THE ENTIRE GAME!!!!]
*sees that Omori, a game I've heard of 3 years ago, came out* "oh cool. ill just watch a walkthrough video since-" *immediately gets interested 20 mins in and dusts off my old-ass laptop to play it*
When I started the game, first thought was "Is that kid wearing a skirt? Wait, is Omori even a boy??? Did I get everything wrong????" The only Omori-related stuff I saw was a 2017 trailer + a video showing the original comics with "Pure Imagination" playing in the background (this one) but even that was years ago. Also am blind and keep thinking his shorts = skirts til this day
Thought Kel and Aubrey were siblings cuz they sure acted like it lmao [idk if it's original source but this person inspired me. also holy cow i never thought about how much time these things took. 1 hour of my life spent making a shitpost]
bASIL CALLED OMORI CUTE AND I WILL KEEP REMEMBERING THAT AWWWW [before you go "wtf is that shading," lemme just say that I really like that style of shading ok give me a breaK-]
Happy Omori is cute, never saw him smile before :,D (I've seen so many ppl say it's obviously a forced smile ((and you guys are likely right lol)) but I just...can't see it???? he just looks cute to me :<)
Furious Omori is...uh...
Me, seeing that scary scene in Basil's house and Omori stabbing himself: oh right this is a horror game haha
Me, during the entire dark house section: man was this steak drugged— STOP FUCKING KNOCKING ITS SCARING ME, CALM DOWN— WAIT MARI IS THAT SCREAM GUY?!?!??!? [i put so much effort into the robe's line art yet i still chose to color it black]
Seriously, I despised the constant knocking because knocks in real life makes me flinch and want to run away. Also, after that impressingly silent and non-moving Mari jumpscare, I got chills and decided to go straight to my bed (in game). Absolutely hated the cutscene of Sunny just staring at random places in his room because I totally thought I was gonna see Hellmari again
In my sleep-deprived mind, the sounds you hear when you get a key reminded me so much of the Markiplier E meme and I couldn't wait to get an E, L, and an F just to make jokes
Me, seeing a sunflower has wilted: basil's dead isn't he. my favs always die smh
I get way too involved in RPGs and spent the entire time murdering bunnies and sprout moles (was probably worth it since I rarely died in boss fights or maybe the main bosses were just easy. i dont talk about the earth fight.)
I hate the spelling bee.
Fun fact: At this point, I lost all my save files (probably due to stupid windows computer updating) and had to restart the entire game. I was a lot less grindy this time around :,)
"Do you think you're going to be okay, OMORI?" No.
facing your fear of heights is really that easy, huh
haha, what's this big guy doing behind this tree? What does it mean by "disturb"— AAAAAAAAAAA IM NOT PREPARED HOLD O— (I ran away from this fight immediately lol)
why is the life jam guy's theme actually really good tho (question: is it possible to kill that guy? Can someone, like, give themselves the highest speed + attack possible and just absolutely destroy that being?)
[since the life jam guy has violins in his theme, sunny wouldve had no problem fighting omori if life jam guy was there. just saying. man will i look so stupid if life jam guy doesnt actually have violins in his theme]
I heard an air horn during the "torturing that scarecrow" part of the game and that gave me the personal quest of finding wherever that was used (pretty sure it's from one of Kel's skills but never tried it :p)
Space Boy's theme is 👌👌👌👌
Ah...right...back to horror...
It was at this moment that every time I sensed some of that psychological horror coming back, I would immediately turn on my lights (was playing this game at 2 AM with lights off because it's for the 🌺✨experience✨🌺 but gave up on that pretty soon lmao)
For the jump scare in this part, I legit had to look it up beforehand because I HATE jump scares that actually move + use audio and I had to know if the game had stuff like that. Honestly, I do not regret looking that up. Still was creepy but it was worth it to finally say "Press F to pay respects"
#omori spoilers#omori#fanart#artists on tumblr#ibispaint art#my art#omori sunflower#fun fact: i was totally shipping these two because close childhood best friends! who wouldnt want that :)#then i finished the game and i had never felt more conflicted over a ship#besties cover up a crime scene and share the trauma? hmm ok we can still work with that#bestie becomes codependent on the other and they both almost fight to the death? um...g-guys...#i like sunflower but as long as those boys are happy i couldnt care less#tenth post#long post
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