just saw some video of a guy busting a nut in his jeans at a twerking contest and oh my goodness Darren aranofsky WISHES he could capture something as horrific as that video. requiem for a dream, the wrestler nor black swan have anything on that video. the way it was shot was so terrifying... the pan to the audience, his wet jeans on the jumbo screen, "HE HAS RELEASED SEMEN IN HIS JEANS, HE HAS CLIMAXED" from the commentators.... it was like a nightmare where you do something embarrassing... that video captured exactly what it feels like
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the haircut???? the cats??????? this cunty pose???????
the nemesis ward???????
this is everything I have ever wanted. beyond my wildest dreams.
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"I'm glad you came," she said.
When the words finally touched him, he gently smiled and took her hand. She entwined her fingers with his so that they didn't drop away.
— Rogue One novelization, Alexander Freed
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SO HOW WE FEELIN BOUT THAT GANON REVEAL
if such a man showed up and said he wanted to take over my kingdom i'd simply let him, tbh
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OH MY IOP EPISODE 5 OF WAKFU SEASON 4
SPOILERS OF WAKFU EPISODE 5 SEASON 4
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Eliatrope goddess: okay honey, listen, eh, you will not like this, but we have to go. Far from this place, very far babe.
Yugo: ... Come again?
Eliatrope goddess: Yeeeeah, leave your friends and family behind, there is nothing to do here anymore, we are all going to die if we stay, let's go!
Yugo as the f*cking king that he is: Hm.... I see. Okay mom, let me think a sec- Nop.
Amalia: You see, Armand? That's boyfriend material.
WHAT.
AN.
ENDING!!
HE IS COMING TO HIS PRINCESS.
THANK YOU ANKAMA I'M TOTALLY LIVING. THIS SEASON. THAT'S ALL THAT I NEEDED. WONDERFUL EPISODE.
THANK YOU.
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The Last of Us episode 2 spoiler but I need to scream.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THEY DID THE THING FROM THE GAME
THEY DID THE THING WHERE JOEL LOOKS FROM ELLIE TO THE WATCH BECAUSE ELLIE MAKES HIM THINK ABOUT SARAH AND AHHHHHHH IM SCREAMING
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NO CARE FOR MY SANITY WHATSOEVER
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LOOKIE AT WHAT I FOUND OVER ON TWITTER
AHHHH!
Good ol Phil Segal and Paul McGann, on set for the TV Movie, 1996. Cool that even in 2023, we are still getting photos from it!
And good lord that smirk *flails and falls over*
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THEY DID IT THEY DID tHE THING
IM SCR3AMING GUYS HELP ME
He called it INTO THE MIHAWKVERSE
I would like interdimensional tickets to that multiverse now pls and thank you
AND THEY CLAIM THEY'RE NOT DONE??
I will DIE IF THIS CONTINUES THEY'RE SO SILLY 😭❤️🤣
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Oscar on his way to swap helmets with Fernando
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Ed listing orgasms as pros of living during kinktober?? Ao3 is ABOUT TO SHUT DOWN‼️
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They really are trying to kill me.
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WHO????
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