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bucket-of-amethyst · 2 years
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IMPTOBER DAY 9 - last life
i dont know either. girl he is in lava.
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sofipitch · 1 year
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bo0tleg · 2 months
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GEMS MY FRIEND SAID WATCHING TOP GUN (1986) FOR THE FIRST TIME:
"Look at those thighs! He's gotta be sitting on a dick, there ain't no way!" (about a random engineer in the opening sequence)
"This guy is too handsome to be a rando" (it was, indeed, a rando)
"Fifteen minutes in and I have no idea who the protagonist is." "Do you know what Tom Cruise looks like?" ".... No."
*Thought Cougar was gonna be the protagonist, was confused as hell when he left*
"The baldo is boring, but I think were gonna keep seeing him throughout the movie." "No, we're not." "We're not? Oh, thank god."
"Whoop, spotted the gay one. That wasn't even hard."
"That guy (Chipper) looks russian." "Nope." "No? What about that one (Slider)?" "It's the middle of the Cold War." "..... So?"
"A gay couple already? Wow."
"The blondie is trying to flirt while the other one is too concentrated on the rivalry."
"OH HELL NAH."
"Every old movie just feels the need for random straight romance– OH SHIT THAT'S HER? HE'S SO FUCKED." (In the scene where Charlie is 'officially' introduced)
"HOLD UP!" *Rewinds the scene* "What kind of flirting is that?" *Plays the scene again* "Did he just... Chomp? At him?"
"He has chemistry with her, but she doesn't want any chemistry with him. I mean, I can see she's attracted to him, but I think she just wants a quick lay." (Repeated this Every. Single. Time. Maverick and Charlie had a scene together.)
"Ah yes, the hetero scene that actually looks really gay." Later, remembering the scene: "How the fuck are you gonna play sports looking like a hot piece of ass without looking gay? You're not supposed to be hot! You're supposed to slap that fucking ball, not be like 'hahaha look at me, I'm so dainty and pretty.' THAT'S GAY!"
"It's cute, Goose treats him like a father would." "Don't you mean an older brother?" "No, he's too gentle for that. They'd be killing each other."
"See, Goose's wife treats him like an older sister would. By annoying him."
Charlie, on screen: "(...) Because I've fallen in love with you." "NO YOU FUCKING HAVEN'T, SHE'S JUST SAYING THAT FOR HIM TO STAY! SHE'S JUST SAYING WHAT HE WANTS TO HEAR TO KEEP HIM THERE!"
*Loud disgruntled noises I could hear from the kitchen over the sex scene*
"That's the one with the hard on!"
"I want more scenes of the blondie (Ice) and Maverick, I don't care about fucking planes."
"Did he die? Oh, no he's fine, the chute is there. Wait, he did die? NO!"
"Did he really need to be in his underwear for this conversation?"
"How cute, he's worried about Mavericks mental health. Shit."
*Screams*
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU IDIOT? SHE LEFT YOU AFTER YOUR BEST FRIEND DIED!" "And put on a song that reminds him of his parents." "AND PUT ON A SONG THAT REMINDS YOU OF YOUR DEAD PARENTS!"
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leier-coyol · 2 months
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It's Monster hunter anniversary!
So here's my finished ruby Basarios
I've never shown the back of my works, so here it is
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kyymie · 1 year
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//throwing tantrums//
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lyr-caelum · 2 months
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160 frame animation coming up!!
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alecz-obssesionz · 5 months
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DRAW THIS WITH SOMEONE FROM THE MODERN AU. IDK WHICH ONE OF THE KIDS BUT SJHBHAHA PLEASE
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There you go, have some baby vessel veggies! [+Bonus bcs my partner reminded me of that cute af cabbage blanket]
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Tokyo revengers season 3 ep 4
/!\ still not spoiler-free /!\
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YOU WAITED FOR TAKEMICHI TO WAKE UP TO TURN ON THE LIGHT LIKE SOME CARTOONISH VILLAIN MUCHO.
NOT-KIDDIE STUFF MY ASS.
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He already knows what he's about to do and why. Look at that. Complete disdain. He has his own plan and that's all that fking matters.
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... of course
Of course they made him react to Takemichi acting like Shinichiro
Of course that's what makes him interested even for a split second about what's going on
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"Mocchi's crime was 'obstructing the execution of public authority' – he beat up a cop who was trying to stop a fight."
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"Mucho's crime was 'assault'. [...] He broke the spinal cord of his opponent and gave him lower body paralysis. [...] He threw him on the concrete."
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"Haitani brother's crime was 'inflicting injury causing death'."
— Didn't expect them to, well, firstly to show us that before we learn about it during the fight with Tenjiku, but mostly that they made 13 y/o Rindo's hair color blue
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They put the budget on every character again this episode
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Someone explain to me this thing I don't have the energy to figure out shit and I need to know what's that and why it's there
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I'm guessing we'll have Emma's flashback (with Edward) next episode with.. well with..
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Next ep s gonna be fun.. so much fun..
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jedimitsopolis · 7 months
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IT'S HAPPENING the vampire!alanna au i coudlnt stop thinking for weeks but just now got to do something about it
also should i really post my sketches here or just leave them on twitter idk what it's the tumblr etiquete. do yall like that.
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obianidalaevent · 2 months
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We've come out of the cave with a new announcement 👀
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un-father · 5 months
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I post with and without tags:
Post with proper tags are worldwide releases
Post with obscure tags are indie releases
And post without tags are underground drops for hard-core fans.
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bo0tleg · 2 months
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MY FRIENDS REACTION TO THE TOP GUN (1986) REACTION POST
In case you don't know what I'm talking about: I made a post a while ago of gems my friend said whilst watching Top Gun (1986) for the first time. I showed her the post, and she created even more gems about Top Gun derived from what she said originally! I'd suggest you read the other post, because some are references to prior gems. Enjoy!
"TOM CRUISE IS OLD, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE?"
"I said that? Jesus, I have the memory of a fish." (About: "Did he really need to be in his underwear for this conversation?")
"I DID COMMENT ON THE VOLLEYBALL SCENE!" "I distinctly remember laughing about you not saying anything." "I said 'Ah yes, the hetero scene that actually looks really gay.' Because it does. How the fuck are you gonna play sports looking like a hot piece of ass without looking gay? You're not supposed to be hot! Especially in volleyball. Why did they choose volleyball to make them look hot? You're supposed to slap that fucking ball, not be like 'hahaha look at me, I'm so dainty and pretty.' THAT'S GAY!"
"I'm only stating the obvious, these people should already know this."
"Iceman is the gayest in the entire movie."
"No! Actually, it's his plane buddy. His plane buddy is the gayest." "... Mind telling me why?" "He always says that he has a hard on."
"OH MY GOD THEY COULD BE EXES! It's not possible he always has a hard on. I KNOW IT'S AN EXPRESSION IN THE UNITED STATES BUT IT'S NOT POSSIBLE. They've definitely hooked up. Not in the movie, I think it was before he met Maverick, but there's no doubt."
"You wouldn't say that you have a hard on to just anyone."
"And I didn't even look anything up, I just watched the movie."
"I don't think it's possible to surpass the gayness in Top Gun."
(Upon being informed that Slider was not, in fact, the one with the hard on) "HE'S NOT? Oh, then it has nothing to do with Iceman. But I still think that they (Hollywolf) had something, that's the dynamic that I got the gay vibe from."
"I bet both of the actors are blond, or whatever." (shakes head) "I don't give a shit."
"It's not my fault the NPC's look like the protagonist!"
(Scrolling through the Icemav tag on tumblr) "There's a lot of fanart. A lot of fanart of them making out."
"Only the superiors aren't gay in this movie."
"Making out in a corner, having a fling with the best friend, there's definitely one of those somewhere in the middle."
"Oh look! More fanart of them making out."
"Even the handsome guy that seems like a protagonist but is actually an NPC looks gay! He has that gay vibe, I don't know." (Reminder: This a reference to the phrase "He's to handsome to be a rando!" This man had like 2 minutes of screen time on the Enterprise at the start of the movie, and a little at the end during the Layton Rescue. 2 min might be an exaggeration.)
BONUS: Reaction to Quentin Tarantino discussing Top Gun in "Sleep With Me" (1994)
(Silence for 30 seconds) "I... agree with everything he said... but I'm in shock."
I never... thought a straight man would say so much gay shit in three minutes.... but he's right."
"That part where he says about the girl, Maverick's chick, dressing up like a guy, I hadn't noticed. He's a genius."
"When he says 'STARFIGHT! STARFIGHT!' I don't know if he was crazy, high or hallucinating."
"Them screaming 'STARFIGHT! STARFIGHT!' looked like they were on crack. And they were just talking about a movie."
"If a military movie ever happens to be openly gay, it'll become a whore house."
"And the worst part is that he convinced the dude! My guy just watched Top Gun for fun..."
EXTRAS (The original language all of the phrases were said in was Portuguese. I had to translate all of them. You're welcome.):
"How am I going to translate 'Puteiro'?" "Aren't there any prostitutes in the United States?" (I went with "Whore House")
"How am I going to translate 'se pegaram'?" "There's a word for it in English, I forgot it.... eeeehhhh" "Hooked up?" "I meant to say that they fucked, but sure." "'Hooked up' can mean sex." "It can? Great, use that then!"
"How many phrases are there? I'm scared. I don't remember the atrocities I said."
My friend, who fueled this entire post: @annonimouslesbian
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indestinatus · 6 months
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9(ish) lines, 9(ish) people
tagged by lovely @thewintersoldierdisaster ❤️ here's a tiva snippet about Halloween! 🎃🎃🎃
It was freezing cold in the cemetery. Tony hadn’t slept during the last twenty-four hours and it didn’t help that Gibbs had dragged them to a new crime scene at almost 10 pm that night. His eyelids were dropping every minute and he only hoped the rest of the team didn’t notice some crime scene photos were getting uncharacteristically blurry. Tony had three layers of clothing and still couldn’t feel his lungs, certain that all that mist had already frozen his insides as well.  “If I trip and fall asleep accidentally, would you please pick me up?” Ziva chuckled. “And tell me, why would I not leave you here?” “It’s your fault, actually,” he grumbled. “Gibbs would be fighting through his insomnia like he usually does without our help by now and we would not be losing our fingers from the cold.” Tony shot her a look.
tagging: @mrsmungus @pro-bee @television-overload @loudlooks @hopeless-nostalgiac @benditlikepress whoever still writes :)
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ladyniniane · 6 months
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Fun-fact : mon entreprise ne sait toujours pas comment me remplacer. Je m'en vais dans une semaine.
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fierce-little-miana · 6 months
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Chapters: 5/6
Fandom: Hakuouki
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Okita Souji/Yukimura Chizuru
Characters: Okita Souji (Hakuouki), Yukimura Chizuru, Nagumo Kaoru, Saitou Hajime (Hakuouki), Toudou Heisuke (Hakuouki), Hijikata Toshizou (Hakuouki), Sannan Keisuke (Hakuouki), Kondou Isami (Hakuouki), Nagakura Shinpachi (Hakuouki), Harada Sanosuke (Hakuouki)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Office, Romantic Fluff, Fluff and Smut, One-sided Toudou Heisuke/Yukimura Chizuru - Freeform, Souji is being difficult, as per usual, Chizuru is the bravest person you know, Implied awful childhood, no beta we die like nearly all of the Shinsengumi
Series: Part 2 of The phone and the shame
Summary:
Five times Souji reached out half-heartedly and one time he did it properly. Or trying to romance Souji is simpler in modern times but still not easy.
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Here is chapter 5! Brought to your by NaNoWriMokickingmyasssoIdon'tdomuchbesideswritingficandplanningmynextnovel. It is super efficient!
I hope you will like this chapter. It is slightly angtsy but fear not! It is nothing insurmountable. (and we did have to earn the "Souji is being difficult" and "Chizuru is the bravest person you know" tags)
tagging @blueneil and @custarii like last time.
I hope you will have a nice time reading this. Don't hesitate to leave a comment.
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alecz-obssesionz · 8 months
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◇ OLDER! MODERN AU GRIMMCHILD ◇
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