Let’s dance the night away in the underwater star castle 🫧
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✨TWINK POLL GRAND FINAL✨
Howl Jenkins Pendragon (Howl's Moving Castle) vs Luke Skywalker (Star Wars)
IT'S FINALLY HERE, GANG! You know who they are, you have your biases, you have your propaganda ready...
VOTE FOR THE ULTIMATE TUMBLR TWINK!
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Things I Learned Selling Smutty Fan Art At A Comic Convention
The overwhelming majority of women at comic conventions are into smut.
They all feel free to be excited about seeing smut around their friends, but they sneak away from the group 20 minutes later to actually buy it.
The majority of men are horrified by the sight of a guy with his shirt off.
Something can be so gay that homophobes can’t linger long enough to spout their bigoted views, lest they be seen standing near gay stuff.
Tween girls LOVE offensive stickers. LOVE. THEM.
Dads will reluctantly buy tween daughters almost anything they want.
Those dads draw the line at stickers that say “fuck me like the government.”
I knew anime was huge, but Jesus Christ, I was the only person in a Star Trek uniform at a COMIC CONVENTION. It was like 70% anime cosplay.
For all the shit people talk online, Star Wars is still huuuuuge. The day I went as Obi-Wan I was stoically told “May the force be with you” all day long by fellow Jedi.
When your friend says “if you’re going as Obi-Wan, I’m going as a sexy Anakin” you are apparently not allowed to ask “Hayden Christensen or Jake Lloyd?”
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so there’s this castle and you’re never gonna guess it’s location
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