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empressgeekt · 1 month

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Trolls - Chuck AU

No one is going to read this post but what the heck!

For everyone who doesn't know, Chuck was a T.V show that aired in the early 2000s, it's spy thriller with a lot of office comedy, where a retail worker is suddenly sucked into the world secret mission and lies when a government computer program is downloaded into his head on accident. I highly recommend it. It's available on HBO Max, please watch it.

The Au opens with, Creek sneaking into a government facility and downloading a computer program, known as the Intersect. The alarms go off, and suddenly Creek is blowing up the room and trying to escape. He makes it outside but is gunned down by one John Dory. In his "last" moments, Creek emails the downloaded data to a trusted civilian friend....Poppy.

Poppy is currently living, not her best life. She's works in technology retail, as an member of the local BuyMore's NerdHerd, after getting thrown out of Standford, by her ex...Creek. She lives with her sister, Viva, and Clay her boyfriend, who are both successful doctors. Clay and Viva are currently trying to play matchmakers to get Poppy out of her slump, by inviting their co-workers/friends to Poppy's Birthday party. Meanwhile Cooper, Poppy's bestfriend and co-worker, is trying to sneak the birthday girl out the back door. The Party is a bust, and the sisters have a heart-to-heart over it. By the end of the night, Cooper and Poppy are playing video games together, and then Poppy gets the email from Creek. After sending Cooper home, Poppy opens the email, and all of the data gets downloaded in to her head. From this point forward anytime that she sees or hear something that is related to the information in her head, she gets a flash of government secrets. Poppy has her first flash, when in the shower while listening to the radio.

On the spy side of things, two organizations, NSA and CIA, are left to scramble after Creek stole all of their secret intel. They (I'm thinking Essence and Quincy would be in charge of all this) locate poppy, who they think is Creek's accomplice, each spy ring put their best on the case as they both want to control Poppy. NSA puts John Dory on the case, while CIA puts their Agent Branch. Sure, the whole situation is a ticking time bomb due to the tension between the brothers, but the situation should be handled quickly (key word should).

Branch takes an offensive approach to the situation. He walks into the BuyMore, charm turned up to 11, and flirts with Poppy, much to her shock. He's not fully convinced that she's a cutthroat spy, especially after watching her help a little girl and her dad. However, Quincy tells him to push forward. So, he breaks into her apartment in an attempt to steal her computer. It fails when Poppy and Cooper come to the apartment earlier then expected. So, he's forced to move forward with a romance plan. He eventually charmed a date out of her.

Poppy comes home with the news of the date, with excitement. She and Viva prep normally, while Branch prepares for anything with knives and poisons. Date starts out as normal, and Poppy tries to keep it that way, by ignoring the flashes she has on the news and other triggers. However, when they go dancing, Branch notices that John Dory is making his move, with his own capture team. Branch takes out the team, and gets away in a car chase all while revealing almost everything to Poppy about the Spy world and Creek. The chase ended on the roof with John cornering them at gun point where Poppy comes clean about the email and flashes. This leads to her explaining that what the visions are telling her is that there's a bomb in nearby hotel that will kill several members of government if it isn't stopped.

Long story short, Poppy defuses the bomb, and NSA and CIA are forced to work together on this operation due to the sensitivity of it. This leads to rising tensions between, John and Branch as they don't trust each other due to current and past events, Clay too. He knows all about the spy stuff due to it being the family business, but he wanted no part of it, and cut contact with his brothers (except Bruce) for it. And he doesn't want Viva or Poppy involved at all. However, he has to just accept that Poppy is apart of this dangerous world, at least until the Intersect is out of her head.

As the next five years pass, things change and Poppy becomes a fully fledge Spy and her relationship with Branch would move beyond just a cover, VIva and Clay marry and have a little girl, and more family secrets would be revealed as Peppy would've been one of the creators of Intersect Program.

Of course these roles aren't completely solid. I've figured out ways to make it, as Branch being the one who got the intersect, and whays for Clay to be that one. The Poppy is the intersect one, that has made to most sense so far.

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So, that's my rambling on this idea, watch the Chuck Series, seriously you'll have a fun ride. It's basically a show for nerds who like gun fights. If you have any questions, on this Au or any of my others, feel free to message me. Peace Ya'll!

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madam-well · 2 years

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“Geez,” I sighed. This has been a lot of trouble but it will all be worth it soon. Ladies and gentlemen I’ve found the holy grail a bucket of coffee jelly, a WHOLE bucket, whole 6 ounces of rich coffeey goodness. As my long time viewers may know, I usually don't waste my time with traveling but this is a completely different matter. I cannot wait, I can almost taste it. “𝕎ℍ𝕆𝔸 𝕒 𝕨𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝟞 𝕠𝕨𝕔𝕖𝕤!” I stop. D-did someone just…

“ℍ𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕠?” Good grief another psychic, this one sounds young, maybe around Yuuta's age “𝕎𝕙𝕠𝕒 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕒 𝕖𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕠𝕠?! 𝕎𝕆𝕎! 𝕀 𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕀 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕪 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕨𝕙𝕠 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕 𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕕𝕤!!” I winced slightly from the volume “𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥’𝕤 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕟𝕒𝕞𝕖? ℍ𝕠𝕨 𝕠𝕝𝕕 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦? ℍ𝕠𝕨 𝕕𝕚𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕡𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣? 𝕎𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦? 𝔻𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕡𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕦𝕥𝕤? 𝔸𝕣𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕒 𝕤𝕡𝕪 𝕥𝕠𝕠?” Spy? Is she playing some type of game?

....Nope, don't care it's time to go home. I look for the near alleyway so I can teleport back home.

I feel a tug on my shirt “WHOA!! You have pink hair too!” I look down and see a little girl in a black dress, pink hair, and little hair clips that were suspiciously placed (control devices maybe???) “Ummm where’s your parent's kid?” I asked looking around “PA is….” She looked around, great she was lost, this is total déjà vu “NOOOO PA GAVE ME AWAY!!!” She wailed. “wha…?”

“How cruel.”

“No wonder he’s trying to abandon her look he young he is”

“How irresponsible”

“Abandoning kids is illegal right? I should call the cops”

Wait they think I’m her dad?! “Kid, look there’s no way your just-“ she loudly sobbed, I sighed and picked her up “𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕞𝕖 𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥?” She sniffles “yeah” she adds. I don't want to leave PA. I don’t want to go back”.

After a quick scan of her memories, I learned a few things like little Anya here was an orphan until, not even, a day ago, and Loid, her father, is an actual spy. I won't lie I wasn’t expecting that last one.

“Are you calm now?” I feel her nod, I’ve been walking around to see if Loid is even looking for his daughter “𝔾𝕠𝕠𝕕, 𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕀 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕗𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕤𝕠 𝕀 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕙𝕖 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕙𝕚𝕞”. Aright Blonde, blue eyes, green suit, red tie, and a tan Fedora with a black stripe. Got it. “How are you going to find him?”

“𝕁𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕨𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙.” I put her down and take a look around “keep an eye out, okay?” She quickly nods, looking excited. I cross my eyes, I'm using Clairvoyance, to find her father faster. The last thing I want to do is to the soda jump again.

I quickly scan the city streets looking for her father. Nothing. So then I start looking in each individual store.

I hear a little gasp “𝕄-𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣! 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕖𝕪𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕘” blonde hair green suit this must be him “𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕙𝕚𝕞 𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥?”. She looks at me and focuses, she gasps again “𝕎𝕙𝕠𝕒!! 𝕀 𝕤𝕖𝕖 𝕡𝕒!” Good.

“Good,” I said, man, it felt weird to talk but it can't be helped this old lady is starting to get suspicious, I stand by my up and help her get down “let's go before he notices your gone.” She giggles and starts (very slowly) running ahead.

After walking for a few minutes I noticed an officer following us, great what now. I turn us down an alley so I can focus on her thoughts, it's also a shortcut to the store Loid is in.

Why is this little girl following this man?

Man? That's a bit of a stretch, I’m only 16 plus is the fact I’m a boy the only reason she's following us? This really is de-

I sneeze, suddenly my head felt heavier. “Bless you-” she stops and stares at me “what?” I asked. “Hey stop right there!” I turned around to look at the cop “yes officer?”.

“Uh never mind, sorry to bother you two” the cop meekly said. I can't believe I just assumed she was a guy being her hair was short. Wait What?

“Anya am I girl right now?” I asked too scared to take off my hat, she doesn't answer, and she starts giggling “Hey! Don't laugh!” I scold. Geez, what is going on today, this reminds me of I turned in Kusuo (girl version) to defend Mr. Matsuzaki. The only real difference is my hair is a bit longer which is weird.

“Anya!” crap where'd she go? She was just here “PA!” Anya ran over to Loid “Anya! What were you thinking! You can't just go running off” he all but yelled Anya quickly apologized and started tearing up just as fast.

After listening to Anya babble for a bit he looked over to me and smiled “Hi my name is Loid Folger-” he wraps his arms around Anya “-little Anya here father. Thank you for finding her what’s your name?”.

He is really trying to sell the whole father-daughter thing, well it doesn't matter the sooner this conversation ends, the soon I can go home and enjoy my coffee jelly.

“PA this is my sister Kusuo!”…. Huh? Sister? Her file said nothing about a sister. Yeah, cause she lying! 𝔸𝕟𝕪𝕒 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕕𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕘?! She looks at me then clings to my leg.

“PA I want my sissy to come home with us!”

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“NO! NOOOOOOO!” Anya screeched. God really does hate me.

“I hate study time!” Anya protested, for the 7th time today, “I need to judge your academic abilities for the test.” Loid stated “but I don’t need to study for the test! I can just read everyone else’s...” minds.

“Anya what have I told you about cheating!” I cut in, I look over to Loid “what's so important about this school anyway?”. “Do you two plan to get by with pure cunning?-” he glares down at both of us, then look over at Anya “Now listen here, if you don't pass this test I'll...” Fail the mission.

I'm flattered he doesn't think I’ll fail but still, I wish he'd lay off a bit. “Whatever, I'm heading out. Kusuo watches your sister…. Please.” Then again she's the reason I wasting my summer here.

Well, one thing lead to another and Loid blocked off our only exit, but this is no problem for an all-powerful psychic. “𝔸𝕟𝕪𝕒 𝕀'𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕖 𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜” Anya shots off the couch “where are you going? Can I go too?” “ℕ𝕠𝕡𝕖, 𝕀 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕘𝕠 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕠 𝕁𝕒𝕡𝕒𝕟 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕖𝕩𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕚𝕟 𝕨𝕙𝕪 𝕀 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕟'𝕥 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕙𝕠𝕞𝕖.”

“Don’t do anything stupid okay” I don't wait for a response and teleport anyway. As soon as I stand up I see my patent making out on the couch “Gross. Anyway I won't be here for a while”.

“Okay son have fun”

“Okay sweetie be safe”

I bet you're a little concerned about their nonchalant reactions but they're kinda justified you see this isn’t the first time I’ve done this, left home I mean mean, when I was 7 I thought space was “super cool” so I decided to explore it for a while. Returned home after 2 weeks, and luckily parents didn’t have the sense to report me missing.

“Alright, I’m off,” I say crouching down “wait did you just talk?-“ my dad shakes his head “-never mind that, what do we say if your friends stop by?”.

“ I really don’t care what you say, as long as it doesn’t raise any questions or make me look dumb“ I instructed my dad, he dumbly nodded while mom came around the corner with a bag.

“Here you go, Ku.” she handed a camping bag full of... Female clothes? “I noticed you were a girl for some reason so I grabbed some of my old clothes for you” she lend in and whispered “I stuffed some coffee jelly’s for you” she winked at me. I guess it's true, mothers always know “thanks mom, I'll be going”.

“Wait what about me-” I teleport back to the apartment, I look around “Anya! I'm back” I call out when I noticed Anya wasn't on the couch anymore “Welcome back!” I heard Anya call out.

I walk over to Loid’s bedroom to see a mess “good grief Anya” I sighed she nervously giggles then she stops “hey sissy, how did you disappear earlier” I’m going to ignore the fact she keeps calling sissy “I teleported”

“So you can read minds and telefart?” she said in awe I choke back a chuckle “I can do a lot of things”. I think of a list of my powers, how they work, and their drawbacks.

“.....wow” Anya muttered “d-do you think I'll have as many powers as you?!” she said excitedly.

“Honestly speaking, no.” I look over and she looked disappointed “I was born with these powers while your was created” I was telekinesis to clean up her mess/organize everything, Anya stares up in awe at the floating objects.

Once everything was back in place I used telekinesis on Anya and float her into my arms “besides these powers aren’t so good as they seem” a loud sound cuts us off Anya gasps “PA back!” she jumps off of my arms and runs towards the living room.

Geez I thought we were having a moment, wait what I saying?! Suddenly a scream rips through the air, without even thinking I ran towards to scream, I ran through the door then everything went black.

Well, a normal person would've passed out on impact but as a all-powerful psychic such as myself it felt more like a light breeze. I could fight back, but I don't really feel like it. I guess I'll just go to sleep.

And I know what your thinking "Saki are you really going to abandon Anya?!" and no I'm not, I've already place a invisible and indestructible shield on her. Trust me she'll be fine.

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“-ey. Hey! HEY!!” I hear from somewhere within the darkness. I finally open my eyes and the first thing I see is some gritty looking thugs.

“Are you two twilight’s daughters?” This big dude with a cigarette in his mouth asked, like I don’t have tape on my mouth, I ignored him and looked around for Anya.

Cigarette guy just huffs and turns back to his followers “I guess it doesn't matter. If they turn out to have value as a hostage we can use her as a shield” he turns and looks at the other thugs “We’ll force Twilight to take the photos of the minister of foreign affairs’ wig himself”.

As so that what going on here. If we're being completely honest I don't think a few pictures of the minister's wig flying off are enough to make him quit but maybe that's just me.

“Boss?” a thug with brown hair piped up “isn't it time we gave on the wig”, finally someone with some sense. Suddenly the cigarette guy pulled out the pistol and shot the brown hair guy without hesitation. I spoke too soon.

“Honest is important in politics. Wigs are no good” all this for a wig?! 𝕊𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕪 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕜! 𝔸 𝕤𝕚𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕕 𝕡𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕝! ℍ𝕠𝕨 𝕕𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥?! “Plus the minister is secretly backing the west. That's treason.” I knew this couldn't be about a stupid wig. “Anyone who covers up for treason is committing treason too.”

Whoa. I look to Anya. A real bad guy! 𝔾𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕘𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕗 𝔸𝕟𝕪𝕒. I sigh “hey boss! Nguyen and the rest of the boys we left with at the house are back!”

Huh. he actually came to save us, I won't lie I was kinda worried for a second. I look over to Anya and see her slowly calming down.

After a minute or two, a small, group of guys came in carrying a man with a bag on his head. Of course, as the all-knowing psychic, I am it wasn’t really hard to determine that the man under the bag was not our father Loid.

“We caught a man,” one of the men said. They dropped a man dressed like Loid onto the floor. Good grief, these guys are dumb but I must admit the mask Loid made is amazing, no wonder twilight is known as a ‘living legend’.

Not to mention he’s acting skills are out of this world, I watch him wobble around pretending to be hurt “ugh... No amateur has moves like that! This guy is the real deal!” this blond guy comes up to him and places a hand on his shoulder “hey, go lay down”.

I take a glance at Anya again, she is dead eye staring at Loid. I look back at loid and watch as he slowly makes his way to the back of the group then over to us “now then, twilight-“ Loid quickly unties us both, picks Anya, grabs my hand, then starts running.

Next thing I know we running out of the building with thugs behind us.

This is a mistake.

Ouch I won't lie that one hurt, I know he is a spy and everything but I didn’t think he’d be this cold.

Taking a risk like this, even strolling into enemy territory… I'm a disgrace of a spy. A little harsh don’t you think, *sigh. “Pa? PA!” Anya suddenly wails.

Oh… right. I think I just realized why children crying makes me so mad.

Imagines of a war flood into his brain; blood, guts, destroyed buildings, abandoned tanks, bodies beneath the rubble. The things he saw- the things he lived through were enough to make me sick. After a second or two I noticed something in the in his memory, on left side of the wreckage there’s a unbroken window, in the reflection you can see the image of a blond frail-looking boy sobbing his eyes out.

Because it reminds me of my childhood. The isolation and despair from no one reaching out to me.

Suddenly the memory starts to change; (child) Loid started looking around and made eye contact with his reflection, the poor boy was covered with dirt and blood from his wounds. The boy started to cry harder.

“The powerlessness of being able to do nothing but cry”. I don’t want to watch this any more… Sometimes I really hate my powers.

I thought I’d thrown it away, but it looks like my past self has been unconsciously tagging along, huh?

No that's not important right now. Loid drags us over to the sidewalk outside of the building and places Anya down “now listen here ladies” he digs through his jacket and pulls out a notepad and a pencil.

“We’re actually a team of pro tag players-” he said while handing a piece of paper, really?! out of excuse in the book he picks that one?! “-and when we find someone with talent, we like to challenge them to a surprise match” he said with a fake accent.

“Now listen up. If you hear straight down this road-” he points to the right “-and then I turn right then keep walking, you'll find a police station. He folds up the paper and hands it to me, "when you get there you two need to give this to the officers then you win"

Ah, what a nice way to abandon someone. Whatever, if anything this works out better for me, once we get out of sight we can teleport back to my house or anywhere Anya wants to go.

When they see this, they 'll put them in a better orphanage, then I'll rework the mission. I'll figure out a way to do it that doesn't involve a kid. "Pa?" Anya starts, "Ready Set Go!" he cut her and sends us on our way.

Not fit to be a spy?

No. The mistake was endangering those children in the first place. How did I not see that?

We hear him turn around so we take to chance to look back at him. Making a world were children don't have to cry- he rips of his mask- is the whole reason I became a spy.

Oh wow.

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"Ugh he's taking forever" I sighed we've been here for about an hour waiting Loid to finish beating up the 'bad guys'. I back at Anya to see messing with a line demons ants.

"Anya leave those ants alone!" I yell while picking her up "whyyyy" Anya whines "because they're gross plus I don't want to listen to cry when they bite you"

"Anya? Kusuo?!" we look up to see Loid with the leather jacket from before over his shoulder. "PAAAAA!" Anya yells as she runs to Loid and hugs his legs.

"How did you- I mean uh what are you doing away from home" Loid asked, nice save father. I shot him a look, and he start to panic, "as for me, uh, I came here to shop but it looks like to they've went out of business."

Papa really is a liar.

I tried to bite back a laugh. Anya looks up at Loid and said, in que quote " we were playing tag with strange man" ......... I sigh and face palm. I Loid looks at me confused but just nodded.

"I see..... was that fun?" he asked still looking confused Anya hugged his leg a little harder "it was a little scary". "I want to go home! with you and sissy!".

"Are you- are you sure about that?'" he asked looking shocked, 'if you leave again I'll cry" Anya said using his previous thoughts against him, he looks at me. I nod. As much as I want to go home, I have some time to kill so I'll stay until this mission is over. Something tells me It'll be exciting.

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I'm gonna stop here. Here ya go @fruity-fruition I tried my best I hope everyone enjoyed reading this post if anyone want another part just ask!!! I had a lot of fun writing this. I hope everyone has a good day, Bye!~

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