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you’ve got to be jeff the kidding me
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Late valentines thing..queue the other Ghouls (Swiss) gagging & making noises like children
#my art#artists on tumblr#artist of color#illustration#fan content#ghost#the band ghost#ghost bc#nameless ghoul#ghost ghouls#ghost nameless ghouls#aether ghoul#quintessence ghoul#fire ghoul#spitter#spit ghoul#spitfire ghoul#sodo ghost#dewdrop ghost#size difference#accessible art#alt text#may redo this or delete or something idk. could’ve posted day of but eh#Spit is wearing one of Rain’s shirts too this is important
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pinkbeltpinkbeltpinkbeltpinkbelt~🎃
#and a mouth full of water#ready to spit#what an idiot i love him so much#he’s so pretty even when he’s being a spitter#so we’ve got the pink belt the nail polish the cut off skelly glove sweaty drowned rat and a mouthful of water#frnkiebby#frank iero#mcr#mcr5#frnkiero#mcrmy#frnkie#my chemical romance#my chem
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My almost 4yo has the most unhinged ways of saying normal things and it makes me cackle every time.
#I can never remember good examples when I want them#I have to start writing these down#she’s brushing her teeth and called to me ‘do you remember the spitting out part mama’#how could I forget darling girl you’re the loudest spitter outter I know#my life#my kids#baby a
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Over the course of twelve episodes Wille goes from being gagged and forced to drink a spit cocktail, to holding his kneeling cousin at gunpoint and then spitting on him. How the tables have turned.
#from spittee to spitter#August's spit was probably in that cup#do we assume all parallels are intentional?#young royals#still noticing new things
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as we know im a dirty martini girl extra dirty stirred and every time i think about satoru’s reaction to stealing a sip bc his fomo is worse than his hatred of alcohol it cackle maniacally
#‘ah ah ah you can’t spit that back out into my glass’ and he has to SWALLLOOWWWWWW lmfao#‘spitters are quitters remember’#kendy says#for the record I don’t think spitters are quitters but gojo says that if you don’t wanna swallow his sugary acid load
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i cant take astarion seriously because he reminds me of him
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WHO up feeling CRAZY about CW’s SUPERNATURAL
#etxt#spnwatch#this and the laundry is like. well#any other show this would not be targeted psychological warfare spit in your face. but. supernatural. known face spitter;
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i just saw a post saying dean wore the samulet because of “Style” and bisexuality and i think it just took 27 years off my life
#he wore it…. because of his brother#it was special to him because he loves sam#and sam gave it to him#that necklace literally has nothing to do with fashion#how do you people make that relate back to destiel#i’ll give it to people about his rings and bracelets#but. the necklace is because of his brother#pulling my hair out#spitter spits#sam winchester#dean winchester#supernatural#spn
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So the worst has nearly happened. As I was finally getting the 40-50 migrants set up with bedrooms and about to get around to setting up a military with my surplus of iron, this nasty titan wandered in. Thankfully one poor soul was able to throw the lever blocking off the central staircase but all my livestock besides the geese (realistically the most important, as the main food source is eggs and goose meat) are dead. I was able to reclaim the food and hopefully can get someone to make a mad dash out for the entrance lever to wall the thing out. The only thing that'll be missing then is a steady wood supply, which at this point I only need for beds since the glass industry is up and running.
#dwarf fortress#mountain titan#web spitter#holy fuck web spitters are terrifying#he's spitting out a web blast every other frame it's horrible
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FINALLY, someone else who shares my sentiment about spitting in someone else's mouth. Like bruh I may be in love with you but do you KNOW HOW MANY GERMS ARE IN A MOUTH
exactly. keep those critters away from me lol. anyway my germs would kill your germs instantly because they're better and stronger so idek what you're trying to accomplish here buster:///
#mouth spitter apologists unfollow me RIGHT NOW#<-- joke#idk why i don't like it tho bc i do legit find saliva like.. Sexee#it's just spit#it's the globules okay#flusterasks
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when you actually go to the chopper and no stupid fucking cohozuna ruins ur vibe >>>>
#ive only defeated it like. 2 times and i hate it sososo much#so stressful#thwe time always runs out before we could defeat it and it hurts#my fav boss in salmon run is the slime creature that spits out salmonids... altho my aim is shit i like throwing the bombs#on the other hand. i hate flyfish#and the spitter or splinter whatever fuck#i also hate the steelhead. i can never aim right#i hate glowflies... those fuckers r annoying asf!#also that grill bitch??? i always get splatted by them...#tho i think salmon run is my fav game mode :) its fun stressful and sosososso stressful#but when you have a good team that booyahs back and everything is right
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you should be allowed to kill people for making noise and not be prosecuted. or at least it should be okay to send death threats.
#man i think i should just live alone in a place with actually good insulation#i don’t want to hear the guy downstairs playing online videogames sounding like an idiot#and i don’t want to hear the spitter make spitting noises and stomp everywhere and shut his door so loud#i’d rather he get kicked out for running up the heat bill and generally being a weirdo#corpus mental breakdown watch
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so tell me how i misread this as spitter vs biter-
(image is asking whether you split or bite into your oreo cookies when eating them.....)
#funny stuff#nsft humor#nsft#this image ensued so many jokes in the gc today oml#about spitters are quitters and d*ck biting and everything in between jdjdjfj#jj.jpg#jj.txt#spit vs bite#hhhfhfjjd
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head headcanons! (op x afab! reader)
ft: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Kid, and Law
NSFW headcanons, 18+ MDNI
it came to me in a dream
things they do/like when giving and receiving :)
cw: smut. rough oral occasionally.
Luffy:
giving:
The boy drools. Not even purposefully so, either. Just a glimpse at your glistening folds has him salivating just as he would at a feast. Will quite literally try to eat you like one, too. Should probably put a towel down, maybe.
Loves when you push his head into your pussy. He'll rub his whole face into you until he's covered in your juices, and will even pin your thighs back to do it himself if he's feeling impatient.
Absolutely gets off on tongue fucking you. He loves it when you whine and wail when he stretches it wide within you, curling and twisting it in ways that make your toes curl and your hips twitch uncontrollably.
receiving:
Still a drooler. Though with more intention. Will let himself drool down his chin and onto your forehead, cheeks, lips, and his own cock. Loves watching the saliva mix together with his precum while his cock disappears inside of your mouth over and over.
He's a throat fucker. Don't be surprised when he grabs hold of your head tightly to rut as deep into your throat as he can go.
Could cum from hearing you choke on his cock. Stretches his cock out on your tongue just to hear you gag.
Zoro:
giving:
A spitter. Will spit on your clit, your thighs, into your hole, anywhere he wants. Loves it messy when he devours you, expect a lot of slurping and noisy sucking.
Actually will make out with your pussy. Loves kissing it, sliding his tongue between your folds to lap and suck at your clit before going back to trailing wet tongue kisses up and down your slit.
Possessive af and doesn't hesitate to hold you down so he can eat as he pleases. Holds your legs down or your thighs back so you're always open and dripping and ready for him.
receiving:
Will grab your head to keep it steady, but also loves to dig his fingers into your scalp to help you take as much of him down your throat as possible.
Wants it as wet and messy as possible. Can't get enough of the squelching sounds you make as your saliva drips from your mouth and down his cock until it pools around the base.
A dick slapper. Wants to smear his precum and your spit all around your face with the tip of his cock before slapping you with it. Each cheek, against your lips, on your tongue, he's doing it everywhere he can.
Sanji:
giving:
The man is a sniffer. Loves your natural scent and honestly could be content with just that, but what good is he as a chef if he doesn't taste the meal given so freely to him?
Absolutely savors you. Long, slow licks up and down your sex, sliding his tongue between your folds, sometimes even into you. Moans and whines face first into you, matching your own cries of pleasure with his own, eyes glazed over with love for you as he watches your face twist and contort in bliss.
Worships your pussy for so long and so well that he cums untouched - soaking the sheets even more with a whimper of your name against your clit.
receiving:
LOVES BEING TEASED. Goes crazy when you flick your tongue against his frenulum. Whimpers and whines until tears collect in his eyes, and when you finally take him into your mouth he's already about to cum.
Somewhat shy with what he wants. Really likes his balls sucked but won't outright tell you until you figure it out yourself one day. Now you do it every single time, entranced in the mess he becomes when you lick and suck at them.
Loves when you swallow his cum and show him the evidence. Activates some dominant, primal side of him that he can only channel into when you happily gulp down what he has to give you. You're not about to waste food when you're on his watch.
Kid:
giving:
A pussy slapper. Won't hesitate at all to smack your clit - especially if you try to weasel away from him. He'll just hold you down and give you the punishment he deems that you deserve.
Sucker. Will suck hard on any piece of you his mouth can reach - your pussy lips, clit, inner thighs, whatever. Expect to ache after he's through with you.
Can't resist splitting you open with one (or two) large metal fingers. Will chuckle darkly each time the shock of the cool metal thats suddenly knuckles deep inside of you makes you wail out and clutch his red, messy hair between your fingers.
receiving:
Loves when you have a vibrator (preferably one that he's made himself and can control with a remote) inside of you while you suck him off. Will tease you each time he turns the vibration to max, loving the way you swallow down muffled cries with his cock stuffing your cheeks full.
Another throat fucker, though he's mean about it. Doesn't care if you gag or heave around him. He knows his size and knows when you can't possibly take any more of his length, and will relentlessly thrust down your throat until the sounds of his saliva-soaked balls hitting your chin echo in the room.
Impatient, and doesn't put up with any teasing. Will push your head down further and further until he's happy with the depth you're taking him at. Won't think twice about gripping your hair and tugging it up and down his length at a pace he sees fit to keep you at.
Law:
giving:
His long, deft fingers carry his lack of pussy eating skills. Knows how to use them and use them well - curling two or three deep inside of you to rub against the spot that makes your hips twitch and clasp fists into the bedsheets while he circles the pad of this thumb onto your clit. Will make you lick his fingers clean afterward.
Edger. Loves to see you desperate and dripping. Will bring you right to the point of ecstasy to just pull you back to earth. Only gives in when he thinks you've had enough, and that amount varies each time.
Gets a HUGE ego boost by making you cum. The man's mood increases tenfold, if even for a few minutes. Uses the boost in motivation to rail and ruin you with his cock afterward.
receiving:
Also loves hearing you choke and gag around him. Each heave of your chest makes him groan and tense in pleasure just by knowing that it's his cock that's forcing this reaction.
Will pull your hair and pull it hard. The muffled cry of pain and pleasure that vibrates his dick in your mouth fuels his insatiable need to keep you tethered to him. Will only release his harsh grip when he cums deep down your throat.
Really gets off on ball-sucking. Wants to see them pressed against your face as your blown wide and cock-drunk pupils peer up at him. Jerks himself off while you lap and suckle, to eventually pull you away so he can paint your face in his cum.
#one piece x y/n#roronoa zoro x reader#roronoa zoro x y/n#luffy x reader#luffy x y/n#monkey d luffy x reader#sanji x reader#sanji x y/n#sanji x reader smut#eustass x reader#kid x y/n#eustass kid x reader#one piece smut#trafalgar d law x reader#trafalgar law x reader#trafalgar law x y/n#op headcanons#op smut#one piece headcanons
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