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sparkbeast20 · 13 days
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Man, puberty hit Luke, he looks like a different person now XD
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My son!!
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terrahowler20 · 3 months
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Some people: Michael's dick is too fucking big.
Me: Yes, but where the fun without a challenge?
Others: But it'll kill you.
Me: Again, you call that impalement, I call that another dick to ride.
I think that Michael's dick is too big, but there is no changing it lol.
But I think that there will be someone with a 40cm dick in the future and that would be PB limit. My money is that Asmodeus will have that legendary 40cm cock.
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sherlockggrian · 3 months
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Season 10 is the season of the sun to me. I’ve always imagined the worlds loosely follow seasons, and I imagined that Secret Life took place in winter, and so did the end of Season 9.
The season 9 world was coastal, it was temperate and pretty but it rained often and in the end it was windy and cold and grey. Secret life was shrouded in snow and clouds.
Season 10 is the complete opposite. They walked into a world that was in full spring bloom, full of flowers and warmth and sunlight. A world with fields of sunflowers and rolling hills and mountains and oceans. Even just watching the videos, it feels brighter and warmer. Everybody feels warm. There are sunflowers everywhere. It’s the sun.
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dnpbeats · 1 month
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Hello :) I love reading your opinions!!!! Could you express your thoughts on phil's bedroom aka 'the green room' and why a couple of 15 years wouldnt share a bedroom? i've seen people over the years saying its perfectly normal for a couple to have separate bedrooms but i just... find that really odd? maybe it's a cultural/personal thing but i have never im my life met or heard of a couple who does that idk
anon im gonna be so real with u ive been assuming that was a guest bedroom this whole time 😭💀 have they explicitly said it's phil's room?
I just assumed it was a guest bed bc we know that they have one (when phil is talking about the Murphy bed in his filming room he says they can use it if they have "more than one" friend staying over implying there's another guest space) and then whenever d&p talked about the green feature wall it seemed like something dan also had input in and idk why dan would have input in phil's bedroom if it was solely his yk? whereas a guest room would make sense for him to help design. plus im sure their house is big but if they had separate bedrooms + guest room + phil's filming room + the office (gaming room) that's already 5 bedrooms and that's not including like the dungeon room or anything like that's big af 😭 so idk
anyway, all that is to say, if it is phil's bedroom and they have separate rooms I don't think that's like "proof" of them not being together. while it's certainly not common and I personally wouldn't want that, it's not unheard of for couples to have separate bedrooms. I know of a few couples who don't share a room. I wouldn't go so far as to say it's "perfectly normal" in the sense of "everyone couple is like that" but I don't think it's a sign of an unhealthy (or nonexistent) relationship. im not gonna speculate on why they would or wouldn't want that bc at the end of the day I don't know their personal life but yeah that's my two cents 🤘🏻
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skybristle · 1 month
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maybe this is just me being annoyed but whenever i try to talk abt my ocs here [which i very rarely do for this exact reason] it always gets zero engagement whatsoever. like i dont come here for Attention i come here for interaction which do kind of go hand in hand but. getting like 7 likes any time i pour my heart out about my guys is. disheartening. and it sucks because talking abt them is part of the way to get people to care! but i dont have the motivation for comics all the time [and when i do they dont get much attention either]. i feel like i should just stick to discord but im soo desprate to be heard and i feel like its hard to find The Right People to talk to
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sexysilverstrider · 4 months
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silver is ideally the sexiest rival to me. he was cold, heartless, ruthless, cruel, and mean when kotone first meets him. he abused his pokemon and forced them to be strong. as his voice is actually deep and husky and its rough when hes angry.
but he then gets better and shows love and trust for his pokemon. his actions are gentler and he gives words of encouragement to them. its still quite harsh but his pokemon knows him so well and they know he truly loves them and they love him.
he also changed with his interaction with people. he was rough and cruel to people before (shoving kotone, mocking kris for falling into a hole in the burned tower, and stealing pokemon) but as he changes so does his way of interacting with people. hes still indifferent n cold to others but he gives word of advices every now and then. and i love how kotone, hibiki, lance, and even green are so used to silvers way and theyre so happy to see him being better and they love him for how he is. even his voice sounds softer and his laughter is sweeter. when he says 'oi oi' in a playful tone i scream. he does scream a lot in battles. hes very passionate.
deisgn wise? those sharp eyes got me in a grip. silver eyes. violer eyes. red eyes. u can have all the colour of the rainbow for your iris baby youre still sexy. his colour scheme? black and red? by GOD those are my favourite colour combo!! his famous smirk? silver rarely has a soft smile. all his smiles are either cocky or dashing. he has a dashing smile. he has a VERY fucking sexy smirk. his long red hair is so silly sometimes but if thats tied to a ponytail im gonna die. he wears that signature jacket but im happy that we as society often depict him wearing a black singlet under it.
and his voice actor? ono yuuki? never in my life would i expect such a deep husky voice for my favourite pokemon character but im so happy it fits. now i see silver i hear silver. he sounds so vibrant when hes passionate in battles. he sounds so playful when hes teasing kotone in the interaction menu. he sounds so adorable when hes pushing for a battle. i love that ono yuuki has voice an otome character with a similar trope as silvers so the immersion is real.
the fact that silver is the heir of team rocket also makes it 100x sexier. he hates his father but the fact that giovanni fucks to make silver exist in this world everybody say thank u gio daddy. in another world silver wouldve been the next rocket boss in that crisp black suit and black fingerless gloves. he would be colder. meaner. more deranged. if they can make kieran insane whats stopping them from appying all thoae traits to an evil rocket boss silver??? im losing it!!
long story short i love silver. sexiest character alive for me and i love him very very very much
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nyoxt · 3 months
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So it seems twitter clone site is now open for everybody. It's ok, I guess try it out if you liked old twitter. I am present there, but mostly I just cross post things, I don't seem to click with it much
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rataroo0 · 3 months
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Spoilers for Mario+Rabbids: Sparks of Hope😋(and me yapping)
I THOUGHT ROSALINA WAS CURSA, BUT IT TURNS OUT THEY..FUSED??? Only for Rosalina to escape to only get captured by Cursa again???
give me a moment to decompress!!
-So the Sparks exist because Rosalina was trying to save the Rabbids and her Lumas!!!
-Cursa is a part of the...Mega Bug? From the last game? Idk, never played it. Apparently, after they defeated the Mega Bug, its remains scattered across the universe??😭idk man
-Cursa gained sentience
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Just as confused as you guys!
-Daphne was easy to beat :)
-I almost lost my mind when I found out I had to fight her two more times. Like didn't I have to do that for Midnight?
-Momma is pretty chill
Gotta finish up Barrendale Mesa byeee
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I love Sparks of Hope
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starscelly · 1 year
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a player could strap a bomb to and blow someone up at the end of their check and old dudes on twitter will still say shit like “GREAT playoff hockey hit!!!”
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strawberrycowtime · 1 month
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general ranting/check in/data collection(?)
have realized that most of my fandom-affiliated posts reach an average of 20ish notes (if they’re text-posty) and grow to numbers as great at 80ish notes (if they’re arty). i have come to the conclusion that tumblr loves my middle aged man and psychologically strange woman yaoi/yuri.
also unrelated but the charger for a computer i use sometimes has been beat up so bady that it sometimes sparks so i can’ charge it overnight ^_^
planning on getting thru more of the og trilogy tmrw as well as cleaning my swamp of a room
to top it off i’ll leave a little photo down here
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me if i was a man and a lawyer
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sparkbeast20 · 4 months
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The Wiki is a lifesaver!!
Hear me ramble about these sprites XD
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We get to see Valefor's full sprite!!
I love his outfit, it has the right balances of Black and Gold colors.
And his nails!! 🫦
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Peepaw!!! That wasn't a Toga!! They're Pants!!
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Interesting that Naberius has a Plagued Mask. Tho, in the Ars Goetia it said that he can turned into a Crow or Crane
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Just a guilty pleasure cause I kinda like Buer's design and I like his pants and we get to see the Doggo :3
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*Dies from being to turned by this...*
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Why are these bath sprites too sexy and hot!!!
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Oh! Satan has a Butterfly knife!!
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Nice to see that your crotch part of your pants is still intact, your Majesty XD
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Same, Dantalian. I much prefer to wear Snickers then Black shoes when wearing a school Uniform.
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Last one for this post, is my Fav!!! Oh my god!! I love him so much!!!
Just seeing your top half was enough for me, but I love seeing you fully!! ^3^
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terrahowler20 · 1 year
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I want to gush over all of the intimacy I unlock so far! Like what I post with Edmond's! And how
Though most of them have a slung showing, so I might have to censored some of them with the Emoji over the dicks
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suchsmallpaws · 7 months
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I saw a really cute human design for 'goti n now im all hhhhhh👁👁💗💗💗💗💗 n it's making me wanna remake my own human deisgn for him n the rest of my family hmpf *pout*
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ghostofhyuck · 13 days
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NCT Dream when they realized that they have a crush on you.
Mark Lee
Mark definitely would be a loser (in an endearing way) in front of you. LIKE You're just around and he'll be starting stealing glances at you and wouldn't stop smiling. He just tries to act natural around you BUT ITS SO SO OBVIOUS that he has a crush on you. His thoughts would be just head empty especially when you start talking to him, he'll get excited and just started yapping about stuff, and when he thinks that he's talking too much, he'll apologize. You would only laugh and tell him it's okay. You're so nice, this is why Mark has a crush on you. 
Huang Renjun
When Renjun realized that he has a crush on you, he thinks that it's cute and valid because you're charming! He tries to act natural around as much as possible even though his heart is BURSTING inside. But unlike Mark, Renjun isn't that obvious compared to him, because he's naturally sweet to you, so you don't see it as a something deeper. Or maybe you're just too oblivious about his crush on you. Like, he'll lean on your shoulder to rest and you wouldn't think that means something. 
Lee Jeno
Jeno is definitely a confused puppy when he realized that he has a crush on you. So when he realized these feelings, he doesn't know what to do, I mean, he accepted that he has a crush on you but he just doesn't know how to act about it. SO when you're around, Jeno's probably flustered, much shyer than before. He couldn't look you in the eye, and you would thought that maybe it's just his shy and introverted personality. No, you're his crush, and you're staring at him, stop it. 
Lee Donghyuck
OH. You know those kids who seeks attentions to their crush? Yeah that's Haechan. It took someone to point out his crush on you, and he thought that he just finds your reaction cute, but no Haechan, it's a crush. So when he realized that he has a crush on you, trust me, he will do everything to have your attention on him! He'll tease you more often and annoy you BUT this time, he would sneak some flirty banters on it. Sometimes you're annoyed and sometimes you're flustered whenever he does it. (Haechan likes both reactions though.)
Na Jaemin
Oh. Jaemin will also like to have your attention on him too, but he does this in a way that he becomes more caring for you. Carrying a heavy tote bag? He'll carry it for you. You're craving ice cream? He'll buy you a tub. You're short in money? He'll treat you food. It's the little things that he'll do for you, and he'll be over the moon whenever you smile because of him. AND you're so oblivious about it because you know that Jaemin has always been a sweet person, so you didn't think there's a hidden meaning behind his actions.  
Zhong Chenle
Just like Jaemin, Chenle would show his care for you more when he realized that he has a crush on you. But it's in a very tsundere way that it's weird! You forgot your umbrella? Chenle will offer you his one but nags you for being forgetful. Trips over while running? Aids your wound but tells you to stop being clumsy. It's a push and pull matter so you'll be weirded out by his actions! You probably confronted him at some point but he just denies it tells you that is it bad that he cares for you???? 
Park Jisung
When Jisung realized that he has a crush on you, swear to god he panics so hard that he probably pondered about it for an hour and then proceeds to blame you because WHY! ARE! YOU! SO! CUTE! he couldn't get over it!!! He's probably flustered too whenever you're around and at some point even avoided crossing paths with you because he couldn't muster to spark a conversation with you or if ever you started the conversation, his brains will probably malfunction on what to say to you lol. 
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earthpleasures · 25 days
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SIMP OF CENTURY !
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Percy Jackson x fem!child of nyx!reader
Summary: Your reserved personality sparked curious thoughts in Percy's mind for years. Whenever he tried to get close to you, it backfired on him. But Hero of Olympus was never taught to give up.
Warnings: swearing, reader described as having 'night-like dark eyes'
Word Count: 1.7k
A/N: I haven't watched the pjo show, which means Percy's character and looks are based off the books. Louis is just a fan cast. I adore Walker, and I think he's such a good actor. So if you wish to imagine Percy as show Percy, you're free to do so! <3
dividers by: @benkeibear
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"when I saw her walking down the street
she looked so fine, I just had to speak.
i asked her name but she turned away"
- mmm yeah by austin mahone, pitbull.
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Everyone in the Camp Half-blood liked Percy Jackson, the most influential figure of the Second Titan War. Y/n did too, but not in the way young boy wanted. She saw him as a hero, no more of that. Which made Percy yap about her next to Annabeth's ear. Blonde could swear goddamn Seaweed Brain had no fucking dignity when it comes to Y/n. 
Being one of the children of Nyx, she was powerful. She was powerful yet in the background. He still remembered the scary ass encounter he had with her mother, Goddess of Night warning him to stay away from her daughter. 
Percy ‘impertinent’ Jackson never obeyed a word of Gods, said goddess being a primordial goddess didn't change his view of Immortals. Of course he was a little scared though, not of a goddess but of an angry and protective mother.
“To left! TO LEFT! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GUYS FORGET ABOUT Y/N!?” Connor screamed his lungs out as Y/n ran to the red flag. Her keeping quiet for most of the game caused all other red team members to forget about the girl's presence. 
Percy took a breath as he charged towards her. His sword touched her back, threatening her to step away from the flag. “C'mon, stars. We both know how this is gonna end.” She wet her lips and sighed. “Yeah, whatever.” She stepped away from the flag. Percy was about to smirk with victory when she rushed towards the flag again. 
Without thinking a second, he threw his body over hers, preventing her from grabbing handle. “What the fuck Jackson!?” Her angry voice rang through the area as they rolled on the soil together. His legs straddled her. “Looks like we ended up on top of each other again.” He said, referring to all other games. Y/n narrowed her eyes as her lower suddenly lifted from the ground and threw the boy over her body. “Arrogant bastard.”
She ran to the flag without allowing herself to catch her breath, leaving Percy behind who's groaning with pain on his back. “Damn, girl. It hurted.” He mumbled as he stood up. Last thing he saw was Y/n smirking at him with her knuckles wrapped around the handle of the red flag. She let herself fall into the shadows of the flag tower and mix into the darkness. 
She was only child of Nyx that could shadow travel properly and was allowed use it only once during game since it would be unfair to other campers and game wouldn't really have a meaning as long as she played. And of course she kept it for this moment. 
He cursed as he heard the honk announce the victors, tearing a few pieces of grass and throwing them to air. “Well, at least we had physical contact…” He pouted, trying to console himself.
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“Hey, what's up, stars? Drawing the moon again? Can I see it? Please?” He spoke quickly, afraid she would disappear into darkness as usual. Girl looked up to him from her sketchbook. Sparks of little stars illuminated her night-like dark eyes, passed to her from Nyx. 
“Don't you have better things to do, Jackson? Training new kids, doing your shit as one of the ‘Counselors’? Or better, go mourn your loss and your back.” 
Her voice was bitter as ever. Y/n didn't really have any friends in camp. It wasn't that she had distaste for others, socializing wasn't her thing at all. However she never acted rude when someone reached her for help. Only ‘friends’ she had were her siblings. Being their counselor, they had to speak to their oldest sister even if they didn't want to.
He narrowed his eyes. “That's rude. You almost broke a few of my ribs.” Y/n raised her eyebrows with eraser on her hand. She spoke while getting rid of a crocked line from the white paper. 
“Sounds like a you problem, my ribs seem to be perfectly fine.”
“And also, looking at my schedule, I have all day for you.” He smiled, green eyes reflecting the sunshine. She gave him an uninterested stare. “Good for you then?” Percy knew damn well that expression on her face. She's going to disappear again. He exclaimed her name. His fingers wrapped around her wrist before she became one with shadows. 
He shadow traveled before, he knew the feeling. But it didn't relax his senses as his reflexes screamed to kick and escape. When they arrived at their destination, it was dark everywhere. His brows furrowed unintentionally. “Where are we?” Y/n looked really troubled with his presence being next to her. “What the hell is wrong with you!? Why would you stick to my wrist like a leech!?” He smirked at her distressed state. 
“Only a leech for your attention.” He winked.
“If you keep talking like a fuckboy, you will experience my affection right on your cheek in a very violent way.”  
“Yes ma'am.” 
He put his hands to his hips as he inspected their surroundings. Giant green pine trees were surrounding them, not a sound coming from the forest besides wind hitting branches. “So, back to my previous question, where are we?”
She bit her lower lip as if she didn't wanna answer the question asked. “Uh, we're kind of… on the other side of the world?” Percy's face went completely blank. “What?” 
“We're in a country where it's night right now.” He stared at the moon shining above them, the weather was clear enough to see the stars with bare eyes. “Really? That's quite exciting, which country are we in?” She thought for a second.
“Turkey.” He couldn't help but snort. She pressed her lips together at the strange choking sound he let out. “If you're going to make that immature ass joke I am gonna leave you here and never come back.” He tried to retain his serious look after hearing her not-so-fully-threat sentence. He knew she would actually leave him here with no mercy. 
“Okay, okay. Jokes aside, this forest is the definition of peace.” She looked around them, smiling at the beautiful view while inhaling the clear oxygen. “Beautiful places are always hidden by the ugliness of metropolises.” His gaze locked on her rarely seen eased-up face. “Yeah, it's beautiful…” 
“I travel to places where it's night whenever I feel the pressure of a stressful day or when I am trying to escape your boyish remarks.” Percy put a hand on his chest and fake gasped. “How dare you call them boyish? I put my whole heart into them!” She let out a low toned giggle, keeping quiet to not to disturb the rest of the animals. 
“I apologize for my rudeness, Mr. Jackson. I haven't noticed that you poured your heart into wasted attempts of flirting.” Percy sat on a fallen log, tip of his foot digging into fresh soil. “They're not wasted attempts. Nothing is wasted when I do it for you.” 
For the first in their years of banters, Y/n was taken aback. “I… appreciate your efforts Percy. But I just don't get what makes me so valuable in your eyes. I am not the strongest swordsman in camp, or the most beautiful girl around. I don't return your flirts or compliments. It's strange to see you never give up on… me.” 
Percy looked into the depths of her eyes, green eyes holding more than just interest ignited in his heart. “I don't care about how beautiful or how strong you're. I care about who you are. I care about the girl who can't help but chuckle when she sees owls flying around her, I care about the girl who helps anyone in need of her, I care about the girl who makes incredible drawings.” With languid movements, he stood up from the log he was settled on. His calloused hands gently reached to her, fingers interlocking with hers.
“I always kept my efforts on you because you never said anything about me harassing you. If I ever sensed you being uncomfortable around me to the point you can't stand my presence, I would've stopped. Hope kept me going.” Her confused expression softened as his sentences progressed. She could feel her eyes watering, tears were ready to overflow and roll down on her cheeks. 
“Percy…” His finger rubbed her palm, grayness from the pencil smearing his thumb too. “I am so sorry Y/n. For making you feel distressed in a place where you should be secure from all threats. I've never been flawless and i-” 
His eyes shoot open when soft, cold lips pressed against his. Her hands clutched on his orange t-shirt, eyes closed as she let herself get lost in sensation. Soon enough, he came to his senses too, hands flying to cup her cheeks. 
When they parted he laid her forehead against hers, she let out a chuckle. “You look so red, like my rose drawings.” He embraced her, not giving an answer to her teasing. All he needed was to feel her skin against his and inhale the scent he has been longing for years. His face buried on the crook of her neck. “Y/n?” 
She wrapped her arms around his waist. “Yes?” 
“I think I am gonna faint cause my heart is beating abnormally fast.” 
“What- PERCY! OH MY GODS!” 
Her shock filled shriek echoed through the whole forest, six feet tall Percy Jackson collapsed on her. “Are you kidding me!?” She did the first thing that came into her mind, took him back to Camp Half-blood.
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Percy opened his eyes, the ceiling of the cabin welcomed him. “Fuck, it was all a dream again.”
“Woah, you dream about me?” 
Young boy let out an almost girlish scream as he pulled his blanket over his chest like he tried to protect his pudicity. Y/n grimaced. “Goddammit Percy, roosters are amateurs next to you.” His ragged breath slowed down when he saw the very face that was the star of his ‘dream’. 
“You aren't dreaming, I kissed you, so-”
“WE'RE DATING NOW!?” 
And that was how all residents of Camp Half-blood learned about their relationship.
Upcoming days, Percy was like a limb of her. Eighty percent of his time was spent with her, the other twenty percent he was yapping about her to Grover and the rest of the Seven. 
Contrary to what she thought, days turned weeks, weeks turned months, months turned years. Percy kept torturing everyone around him about his girlfriend, his fiancée and his wife. 
And maybe they weren't Immortal, but through generations, Camp Half-blood remembered the lovesick couple of 21th century.
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sexysilverstrider · 1 year
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days 4 7 8 are something that Fuels Me With Writing Power and i feel like i can combine all together hmmm
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