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Frances: Can you hand me the tape once you’re done?
Dan: I think I used up the last bit, maybe we can stop by the store? I need a new sharpie anyway.
Frances: Wanna go right now? I need a break.
Dan: Ye ye. Kai!
Kai: Sup.
Dan: What happened to your face??
Kai: I tried covering all of the holes but, uh, Frances you might not get the deposit back.
Frances: When do people ever get their deposit back?
Kai: Trueeeee.
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Dan: YOO we should get a crock-pot-
Kai: Who the fuck says that, Dan?
Dan: Bitch, you’re the one that burns pre cooked fries in an air fryer. Of COURSE you wouldn’t be literate in the art of food.
Kai: OHKAYYY since when did working in fast food make you a food critic?
Dan: I don’t have to be a food critic to know you suck at cooking, right Frances?
Frances: [ a longing sigh ]
Dan: … Frances, you okay?
Frances: Hmm? Oh, yeah, bad at cooking.
Dan: Hold up, what’s wrong?
Frances: Graduation’s coming up.
Dan: Thank god, right?
Frances: And then I leave for De Sol Valley…
Kai: Exciting! Wait, why do you look so sad?
Frances: I dunno, it’s… So far away.
Kai: Only a short two hour train ride.
Frances: And I’ll be alone.
Dan: Facetime?
Frances: I just… [ sings ] Liked this little life.
Dan: You mean being stressed out juggling several jobs and school?
Frances: It kept me active.
Dan: Your anxiety hair literally clogged the sink multiple times.
Frances: I needed to thin it out anyway.
Dan: You’re weird.
Frances: Thanks.
Kai: I mean, is there anything else holding you back?
Frances: I- A lot of things. I’ll sort it out though before I go.
Dan: Well, let us know if we can help you.
Kai: So, you think I can sleep in your room while you're gone?
Frances: I mean, sure but why?
Kai: I think I kind of hate being home now.
Frances: Oh?
Kai: It’s nothing serious.
Frances: Dang- Wait, hold that thought I gotta pee.
Dan: Todo bien? Everything good?
Kai: No le digas nada, pero Atlas está usando otra vez. Don’t tell her anything, but Atlas is using again.
Dan: ¿De verdad? ¿Cómo lo sabes? Really? How do you know?
Kai: Atlas estaba mandando un mensaje a Taryn sobre eso. Hablan... mucho. Atlas was texting Taryn about it. They… Talk a lot.
Dan: Fucking hell. Did you check her phone?
Kai: It was an accident! Sort of. Look, I would prefer skydiving without a parachute instead of watching this unfold.
Dan: I mean, the good thing is he stopped, right?
Kai: I dunno but that doesn’t hide the fact that he lied.
Both: Again.
Kai: He asked her not to tell us, Dan. His friends.
Dan: Yeah, well, he hasn’t necessarily been the most open lately.
Kai: I mean I would have thought we mattered more.
Dan: You can’t take it personal. You know how he gets.
Kai: I just feel like eventually we’re going to get tired of it.
Dan: I’m aware. [ sighs ] Jesus, this is a mess.
Kai: Yep. By the way, he invited us to go to the skatepark, please go.
Dan: Duh. Hopefully it’s not awkward. Don��t make it awkward.
Kai: I won’t!
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I feel so ridiculous hahaha
A sweet elderly man offered me his day bus pass because he didn’t want it to go to waste but he said it in spanish spanish
And I was so distracted by his incredibly ugly yet adorable dog, which turned out to be a jacket, that I couldn’t register what he said
I responded with incoherent babble meant to be English, I should let the gods above smite me
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