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damthosefandoms · 2 days
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Dick’s early years as Robin are just. You are ten years old. Tomorrow you have a math test. Last night you saved ten lives. You could not save the two that mattered most. Neither could he, which is why you are here. A year ago you spent your days in a trailer and your nights beneath the big top, and you were never more than 10 feet away from someone who loved you. Now you are adrift in a mansion full of ghosts. You want to go home. You climb up to the highest attic and scream as loud as you can just to see if anyone will hear you. For the crime of losing your parents, they put you in a cell. At night you leap from skyscrapers and remember how to fly. You go to bed and watch them fall. Sometimes you wake up and you are so full of anger you don’t know how you can survive it. You are trying to survive it. You want to kill a man. You rescue a baby from a burning building and his mother calls you an angel. You eat an ice cream cone on top of a gargoyle. You do not want another father. You need a friend. There is a secret only four people in the whole world know. You are one of them.
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still amazes me that by season 45 or whatever, Supernatural was being exclusively watched by delusionally hopeful women with flamingo-salinity tolerance for bad writing and the creators still couldn’t pander to them because maybe there was 1 straight guy out there still accidentally watching it
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damthosefandoms · 3 days
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do you think mocking catholicism is funny
yes. next question
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damthosefandoms · 4 days
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The culture is so bad all the songs are made from samples of old songs all the movies are remakes of movies that didn’t need to be remade everyone gets surgery to look the same
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damthosefandoms · 4 days
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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damthosefandoms · 4 days
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Bitches will see Barry Allen and go "is anyone gonna traumatize that?" and not wait for an answer
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damthosefandoms · 4 days
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please please never stop being annoying about that one thing you really care about
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damthosefandoms · 4 days
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the older you get, the funnier using stupid internet slang becomes. the other day someone on discord told me their mom was younger than me and I said "skill issue". I can't wait to still be doing this shit in the nursing home
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damthosefandoms · 4 days
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also funny that every other pov in HOO is like annabeth looks so intense and scary i am so intimidated by her. she’s so nice but wow scary powerful and smart. so afraid. and percy’s is like la la la pretty princess covered in monster dust my most beautiful murderous angel pookie <3
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damthosefandoms · 5 days
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nobody does it better than the stardew valley chicken
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lets goooooo little dude you know exactly whats going on
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damthosefandoms · 5 days
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throwing corn at a mountain face would fix me I think
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when the new stardew valley update comes out but you play on the switch and have to watch everyone enjoy everything while you sit in your room like
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Kinda random, I guess. Lives just a little bit hectic lately and I just really needed to draw them and a giraffe to cheer myself up.😭💕
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the turtle 🤏
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