Werewolf Team Stan with a piglet s/o🐺🐺🐖🐖💖
Another crazy idea from my head.
Warnings: Predator and Prey vibes (I think?)
Gender: Neutral
💙💚 The Main Four ❤️🧡
How you met them:
Four wolves and one pig....It would've been strange for predators to be in a relationship with their prey as people would say, but it happened with you and the boys.
Wolves eat pigs, so the first time you met them they tried to kill you.
"Come on you guys, there's 4 of us and one simple pig....we have been snacking on preys for days"
"Whatever fatass, you always hog the preys to yourself and we never get to eat some!"
"You guys are too busy savoring the food anyways, you should've eaten it while you still can!"
"Cooking it tastes better Cartman, that's gross when you eat it raw"
*muffles* (I agree with Stan)
"Whatever, it looks like we all agree on this then"
Yeah, the first time meeting them didn't go too well with you.
But in the end, they got a little too attached and close to you.
4 wolves that can just single you out and eat you right on the spot has developed a soft side for you. You couldn't even imagine a predator turning soft for their prey, but I guess it happened anyways.
You became friends with them, best friends, close friends, and even getting together in a relationship with them.
You went from being their prey, to being their s/o. You must be lucky.
Headcanons:
Each and every one of them loves giving you cuddles, even if they won't admit it. (Cartman would mostly deny it)
Please give them head pats, they like them! Their tails always wag in a playful manner whenever you're giving them head pats.
Kisses? Definitely. They love giving you kisses on your cheek, forehead, and lips! Them kissing you at the same time isn't an option for them so they have to take turns.
But that might end with them arguing with each other if one of them kisses you more and never lets the others get a chance to kiss you. 😅😅
They might even try to scare you sometimes, but they will stop once they see you don't like it or you're uncomfortable.
If you fall asleep on one of them, the others will turn it into a cuddling pile!❤️❤️❤️
How exactly do you guys cuddle? You're in the middle of course with them on both sides of you! They want to keep you safe so that's why they put you in the middle.
You always feel like you're in a big bear hug whenever all 4 of them are wrapping their arms around you while cuddling.
Morning routines with them are also sweet!
If you're still feeling tired they will continue to sleep in bed with you until you feel like getting up.
They probably might wake you up dramatically or if they're feeling nice enough, they might wake you up gently while carrying you to the bathroom to brush your teeth or wash your face, etc.
Stan, Kyle, and Kenny would probably be good at cooking in this scenario so they wouldn't mind cooking you some breakfast. (But they're letting Cartman cook his own as revenge)
When you're done eating, you carry on with the day with your 4 werewolf boyfriends <3 💚💙🧡❤️
I GOT CARRY AWAY WITH WRITING THIS! MY POOR HEART CAN'T TAKE IT!!! SGDJJFDHDKSOSIWUUSKAKSMMDBDJDJDKKDKDJDNNDHDUDJJDJHDHEUEIJSBYQIQISIXPOWHWILDBDIXL
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Once a month, the full moon rises.
Once a month, Stan Marsh disappears into the forest, and Kyle Broflovski waits on their porch.
friendly fire enABLED GO GO GO
Happy belated Birthday @amporella !!! - dis one’s for you wahoo!!
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