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kylelover · 1 year

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texting hcs (team stan)

I really wanted to do this lol

Stan

- i mean, its canon that he almost never responds his texts

- if he does its probably dry as hell

- type of guy to respond "that sucks" to a venting text

- uses LMAO and 💀 a lot

- he sends stickers when he doesnt feel like texting

- stan is the type of guy to make stickers of dumb photos of his friends

- so he basically sends these

Kyle

- just like stan, uses LMAO a lot

- bullies people when they have spelling mistakes but does it politely

- he probably uses 🤣🤣

- hates when people use dumbass reaction pictures

- ... he posts these type of gifs

Kenny

- doesnt text a lot but when he does hes the funniest person ever

- sends you videos that you might like or that he finds funny

- impredictable, when he texts "GUESS WHAT" you never know if he failed his math test or if he got kidnapped by the prince of arabia

- he probably posts those RISE AND GRIND gifs ironically

- kyle responds to them with thank you

Cartman

- writes his friends numbers on bathroom stalls and puts something like

"389292 call right now for a good time ;)" and it's Kyle's number

- watches sigma edits and sends it to butters being like "yo, we have to do this"

- uses these 😎🤡😈💥💯🥶 unironically

- spams his friends with random pictures of his face

- he has no profile picture no anything to make everyone think he has them blocked

#south park #south park headcanon #south park x reader #kyle broflovski x reader #stan marsh x reader #kenny mccormick x reader #eric cartman x reader

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broflovski-brah · 5 months

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kinda feel like short kyle is overrated. the trope of ‘AnGy ShOrT gRemLiN 🤪” is just kinda overused imo. for that reason i hdc kyle as an absolute giant. 6’5’’ or so by the time he’s done growing.

like…here’s my hdc

kyle was the shortest kid in his class in like…fourth grade. in middle school he starting growing. like REALLY growing. by the time he’s in eighth grade hes 5’10’’ or so, and in his sophomore year he’s around 6’5’’. he absolutely gets shit for it from cartman but all he has to do is just make himself tower over him and he leaves him be.

other thing is like…appetite wise? kyle may be surpassing cartman just because a.) he’s so damn tall, b.) he’s one of the most active ones in his friend group (i don’t accept the ‘nerd kyle sits inside and plays chess and reads physics text books for fun’ bullshit) and c.) he’s just got a fast metabolism. so for him, keeping himself full can be kinda hard but hey, when you got a mom like sheila, it’s not too difficult. but being in a household with sheila and constantly being hungry, therefore constantly bring fed even if you don’t wanna eat? not so much. he still loves her tho, and she loves him.

just tall kyle. idk.

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rosebunny1 · 6 months

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About Craig. Edit: I just realized I forgot Red

Reminder: When I make these it's just headcanons, I'm not saying their cannon

#south park #clyde donovan #sp clyde #sp tolkien #sp jimmy #sp tweek #sp creek #creek #sp craig #tweek tweek #craig tucker #south park headcanon

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stylestiel · 1 month

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forever thinking about how Kyle HATES being a stereotype (a main reason he hates his cousin is for being a jewish stereotype), coupled with the fact that he also HATED wearing the metrosexual/gay clothes. It's almost like he hated being a gay stereotype....🤔

#sp #style #sp style #stanky #south park #kyle brovlofski #kyle x stan #south park headcanon #south park screenshot #south park is gay #kyle 2 #spstyle #kyle is gay

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oniikabuto · 1 year

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general hcs ☆ south park

-- sfw --

characters: the main 4

a/n: it's literally midnight. i need to be up at 5am tomorrow. i'm writing about south park on tumblr.

synopsis: just headcanons of sp kids! their little quirks and habits and stuff

oh also aged up

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— ⛧ e. cartman

has all of the really good snacks in his pantry

had a phase where he really wanted to be a garbage truck driver as a kid

listens to ariana grande and lady gaga

sings his heart out in the shower

refuses to admit it if you ever overheard him

weirdly sharp canines it makes him look like an evil little rodent

allergic to picking up after himself. there's literally a trail of shoes all the way up to his bedroom

never takes stuff out of his pockets before his mom washes his clothes but then gets pissed when his earbuds and stuff go through the wash

smells like baby soap

bites his pencils and they look horrendous

one time kenny asked to borrow a pencil and he threw it back almost immediately after feeling the bumpy chewed-up wood

thinks that menstrual products shouldn't be free because "can't they just hold it in??"

kyle will fight him about it

loves chocolate milk to death

— ⛧ k. mccormick

gappy teeth

but it looks cute on him

likes cds even though he doesn't have a cd player

always packs his lunch in the morning and karen's

there's little holes on the insides of his pockets and he has a habit of sticking his fingers through them and wiggling them without realizing

which make the holes bigger

keeps a porn magazine in his school backpack and leafs through it on the bus or in the library as if he's casually reading the news

sex jokes just SLIP out. he doesn't even think before he makes a sex joke.

his backpack is a mess and he uses the little pockets to store trash and edible wrappers and crumbs

has a disposable somewhere that he hits in the middle of class

kyle gives him a disapproving look when he stumbles into class high as balls

street smart but doesn't know how to do long division

favorite food is chicken nuggets with ranch

loves ranch (i fucking love ranch fight me)

will let you paint his nails

probably listens to tiktok music like mitski and radiohead and shit

also the smiths

— ⛧ k. broflovski

4.0 gpa all the way until that one A- in pe. junior year that dropped it to a 3.9

cried about it and sulked for weeks

stan almost left him because he got so sick of it (rockin that 2.9)

"dude it's not that big of a deal"

"MY LIFE IS OVER STAN YOU DONT GET IT"

keeps really organized notes- not just for him, but for the sake of his friends who take shitty notes

he has freckles idc if they said he's a daywalker HE HAS FRECKLES.

has a 10-step hair care routine every night

spends longer in the bathroom doing his hair care thing than his mother

spends 30 minutes every day watching tv with ike no matter what

gets violently competetive over kahoot

listens to the cure and elliot smith

keeps a different notebook for each class

— ⛧ s. marsh

always has at least one earbud in

sometimes when there's a lot on his mind, he gets very easily distracted

will step in the shower with his socks still on by accident

has a little crush on kyle (sorry style brainrot....)

used to read a lot as a kid, not really much anymore

unconciously messes with little papers or napkins in his pcokets and tears them to bits

gets like no sleep ever because he can't ever get off his phone or whatever he's doing long enough to try and get some sleep

still gets nauseous whenever he's near someone he has a crush on

terrible at articulating himself through text

if you want to show him a video or post, you would have to show him irl because he won't see the tag.

smoked weed once and decided it was overrated, but will sometimes get high if kenny asks or something.

loves vanilla flavored things even though it's basic

constantly has random change and wads of cash in his backpack because he's too lazy to stuff his things back into his wallet

#south park #south park hcs #south park headcanon #stan marsh #kenny mccormick #eric cartman #kyle broflovski

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s15-e8 · 7 months

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Hogwarts Style :3

#style #sp style #kyle #kyle broflovski #south park #stan marsh #south park headcanon

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statixzcoffee · 1 month

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Headcanon

Millie Larsen calls her friends many nicknames; darlings, honey, sweet pea, sweet heart and cute thang <3 (I am sorry for the white background.)

#South Park #South Park Headcanon #South Park Fanart #Millie Larsen #nichole daniels #bebe stevens #red mcarthur #sp nelly

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aphroditness · 11 months

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YOOOOO CAN U MAKE SOME BEBE X WENDY HEADCANONS PUH-LEAZEEEE-UH 😭😭😭😭🫢🫢😔😔

Wendy x Bebe headcanons (Bendy) </3

(Aged up 14-15)

Ohh myy godd .. As much as I love Stendy, I prefer Bendy so much more when it comes to the earlier seasons, same with Style.

I can confirm that Bebe and Wendy have so much rizz, so when they both end up rizzing two other pretty bsf's, they get extremely disappointed when they find out that they're dating.

Wendy is an overprotective Girlboss, so whenever she and Bebe go on shopping spree's, she'll start throwing shoes at whoever starts to play w/ her gf 😠😠

Bebe lovess shopping, but she'll also end up suprising Wendy with an ass ton of gifts. Her love language is def gift giving and I sooo stan her for that ..

She's honestly rlly rich so whatever Wendy wants, your getting it in the next 24 hours babe !!

Loves going to parties together, Wendy's more of a bookstore on a saturday typa girl but Bebe's a full on Rockstar gf

I have a headcanon that Bebe smokes because of that one episode.. "Do you even know what Ketamine is??" But she wont act do any hardcore drugs because she knows better, plus Wendy is really good at talking people out of bad situations so its perfect !!

Def has sleepovers at eachothers houses, then they'll end up sneaking out through the window so they can go to Sephora 😍

Calls for HOURSSSS

Cuddling included, they would so watch one of those Cliche Disney romance movies and end up feeding eachother popcorn and chips.

Both huge romantics + Wendy fangirls over everything Bebe does, me personally I think its adorbs asf 😔

Hugs and small kisses in public because they dont want their relationship to be exposed that much to others, more of a private thing but it's def not a secret. They prefer saving the good stuff for parties or truth or dare 🫢💋💋

Linking arms and holds hands in the hallways

Wendy also enjoys tutoring Bebe and letting her borrow notes so she can pass her class

Bebe and Clyde r still friends though, and Wendy n' Stan are too but Stan tries to avoid her sometimes because he doesn't like the awkwardness involved.

Bbg lovesss when Wendy compliments her 24/7, she gets blushy abt it and enjoys her company since she was mostly liked because of her body, and it made her quite insecure for a while.

It took a few months to get them together, because while Bebe was struggling with her self-image, Wendy was having her own emotionally unavailable, on and off boyfriend problems. Until she had enough and ACTUALLY broke up with him. Officially.

Srry its a bit short but I wrote this while having a headache and I was just bored 😭😭

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caughtonwebcam · 1 year

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mars likes thrifting :)

#marjorine stotch #trans butters stotch #south park fanart #south park #butters stotch #butters stotch fanart #marjorine stotch fanart #my art #sketch #warm colors #South Park headcanon #trans headcanon #headcanon #dreamy gothics

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toolshed-marshwalker · 8 months

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Anyways everyday stan brings a lunch to school bc he thinks the school lunch is gross and he always brings an extra snack or sandwhich or something and at lunch he gives it to Kenny. Every time. And 50% of the time kenny takes the chips or sandwhich or whatever and goes and finds Karen and gives it to her. Cycle of love

#kenny #stan #karen #ramble #south park headcanon #stenny #as a dynamic

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kylelover · 1 year

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Hey sweetie<333 what about South Park Boys (main 4) with boyfriend?? 👀👀 Specialy when they are older and handsome?? Like everyone would like to be with them because they are cool 😎😎

Thank you love you <333

SOUTH PARK MAIN 4 WITH AN OLDER, POPULAR BOYFRIEND

Omg my first request! Hi Anon, love u too! Tell me if something here is wrong and I'll rewrite it<3

Also I haven't re-read this so sorry if there's any grammar mistakes (English isn't my first language...) enjoy!

STAN MARSH

You were famous in South Park for being extremely handsome.

Ever since you moved there, people seemed to treat you... differently. More... kinder. You knew it was because of your appearances and hated how no one liked the real you.

However, there was one boy who didn't get all the fuzz around you.

Stan Marsh.

You and him started dating after becoming close friends. You helped him overcome Wendy and were there when no one else wasn't.

And he saw the actual person behind this "pretty boy" persona. You spent a lot of time together and realised you had pretty similar tastes.

He started having feelings for you, which were starting to grow mutually.

When you started dating, oh boy. There were some... problems.

Every time Stan and you went on dates, people looked at him on disgust and to you with amazement.

People flirted with you, teased you and more.

Few months into your relationship you went over to Stans house and entered his room (which was normal for you since you hanged out all the time) and found him crying about how he's not enough for you.

You assured him that it was fine, and that he was the only one you loved. After few minutes (over 40) he calmed down and you kissed him softly to show him how much you adore him.

☆

Of course, you had secret admirers. They sent you flowers, chocolate and all of that stuff.

You just giggled softly everytime you got them, it was nice... but they werent gonna get you to date certain person... so you shared the candies with your partner:)

Now Stan jokes around about how he wants to have people to give him free chocolate! lol

KYLE BROFLOVSKI

Just like Stan, Kyle didn't really care about you at all. Yeah you were gorgeous, he'll admit that. But he never got to know you at all.

With all this people praising you, asking you out and all of that stuff, Kyle began thinking that maybe you were one of those popular greedy jerks.

That.. was until you two were partnered up for a science project.

You?? Were?? Actually?? Really?? Cool??

He was shocked at how nice you were. He was thinking that he'd have to make the project alone but you actually helped him!

Ever since then youve become friends and he started having a lil crush on you... after some months both of you started dating!

Kyle disliked of people who asked you out and had the audacity to do it in front of him, your own boyfriend!

He was so mad. You were only his. No one elses.

It got to the point where he was getting stressed over people looking at you both on the street.

I mean, yeah, who wouldn't fancy you? You're like the most awesome person in South Park.

Everytime he saw someone flirt with you he would grab your hand, kiss you or do things like it that makes clear both of you are dating.

He wanted to show you that he is worthy of your love and that even though hes not like all of those guys and girls wanting you, he still loves you with his whole soul!

So, my boy prepared a whole date for weeks in advance. It had to be perfect.

He took you to your favourite restaurant, to a walk on the park and then gifted you some chocolates and roses and took you to Starks Pond.

On there he confessed how insecure he was about people just drooling over your sight.

You told him it was fine and that he was probably your soul mate, how much you loved him and don't tell anyone... he almost cried.

Now you pass the time with your boyfriend in front of everyone, everytime someone tries to hype you up you turn them down:)

You both loved each other very much and wouldn't leave neither of you ever♡

ERIC CARTMAN

Cartman genuinely never knew you existed before Kenny mentioned your last instagram post. He showed it to Stans team and he thought that you were kind of hot (he would never admit it though)

Eric at first had a plan of revenge against someone, and it had to involve you... how you may ask?

Well, he asked you out in front of the whole class so you couldn't say no.

He actually started dating you for the popularity you had which helped him manipulate some people... after a while he actually started liking you??

He thought it was weird how you could be so nice to him when he never acted like that to you. Kind of makes him happy to know that even if everyone hates him he's still got you.

And if someone tries to flirt with you, or even touch you... uh, oh.

Once, some kid from a year below you sended you a love letter... next day he went missing.

You never knew why this happened??? It was so weird.

You never suspected of your boyfriend, well, sometimes.

Even like that, you still love him and defend him from the haters<3

He also shows you off to all the people he knows and about how he's dating south parks most handsome man!!

KENNY MCCORMICK

Kenny to you was a normal out of a bunch. He's your best friend, he helped you when you were at your worst and you helped him with his problems <3

Kenny actually didn't get any hate or anything at all. People thought he was like a second version of you.

When you guys started dating, lord, it was Tweek and Craig all over again.

Posters all over the town of fanarts of you and your boyfriend, was kind of uncomfortable to be honest.

Everytime you passed through a really... suspicious artwork... he turned and smirked at you.

You loved when he did that lmao

Either way, people simped for both of you, you didn't really care, neither did Kenny. Except when that day came.

A really rich and famous guy asked you out in front of everyone. You, of course, declined his offer but he kept insisting.

Kenny warned him to leave you alone... which he didn't.

Let's just say the rich man got some bad bruises that day.

Like Cartman, he always showed you off to his friends.

"Guys, have you met my super amazing and hot boyfriend?" "Kenny we know-"

He loved you so much and so did you<3

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broflovski-brah · 6 months

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kyle headcanon

(tw for miscarriage mention)

I think Kyle would be a rainbow baby. Sheila probably had a hard time getting pregnant, and she had a child before Kyle, but the baby ended up dying around five months in. By the time she had Kyle, she swore to herself that she wouldn’t let anything happen to him. Could also be the reason he gets a lot of health scares, maybe he was born prematurely or something as well? I also feel like Sheila was older when she was pregnant with Kyle, and she wanted another kid but couldn’t have one because of age, so she adopted Ike instead. So the reason she’s so overprotective of Kyle is because he was her rainbow baby.

#south park #skipper speaks #kyle broflovski #angst #(kinda)#kyle broflovski headcanon #south park headcanons #kyle broflovski headcanons #south park headcanon #headcanon #sheila broflovski #ike broflovski #tw miscarriage

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numb3r1garyfan · 4 months

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I need more chubby Kyle art, I've only seen 1 person with that headcanon and I just think it's too adorable, we need more !1!

#south park headcanons #south park headcanon #sp #south park #kyle broflovski #sp kyle #south park kyle #chubby kyle #I NEED MORE ART PLSS

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chocolatte-and-despair · 2 years

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Could you make a Yandere Love Letter for Kenny

(from South Park )

"Heya, boo!

So, Ahah! You've been avoiding me, which, is not cool btw! But I get it, you're shy, and all. Cute, cute, cute! But I had to tell you something very important. I would have messaged you but you have me blocked everywhere! Playing hard to get, I love it.

Let's cut to the chase, I love you! I love you so very much I would end my own life if that's what you desired. Over and over again, for your own pleasure.

I'm getting impatient, so please don't make me give my heart to you as a sign of my love! Send me a reply, lovely <3

With love,

Your future boyfriend (and husband)

Ps: Don't ignore me again if you know what's best for your cute pet <3"

#yandere south park imagines #yandere imagnes #south park imagines #yandere south park headcanons #yandere headcanons #south park headcanon #yandere south park #yandere #kenny mccormick #yandere kenny mccormick

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scrvwnycherub · 1 year

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headcanon: kyle got his hat when he was adopting ike in canada. he likes it bc it reminds him of the day he first met ike.

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s15-e8 · 7 months

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transmasc: is sad

kyle broflovski from south park: *wakes up at 3am in a cold sweat* something's not right...

#south park shitpost #south park #south park headcanon #trans kyle #kyle broflovski

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