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Dimitri: Well, I'm the looks! You're the brains, 'Nelope.
Penelope: So what's the Panda King?
Dimitri: He's the actual real brains.
#source: stampylongnose#hmm#source: race to the moon#both are true#theres a continuation of this but idk how much stampy talk i wanna rewrite into dimitri talk#[totally correct]#sly cooper#incorrect quotes#[the b team]#[swimsuit schemin']
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The thought has struck me that I have an odd written accent as well as an odd writing style.
I can affect an odd spoken accent too, but it’s much more obvious when I write. I know mostly what has caused me to write in such a way, since if there’s one thing my brain is almost always capable of, it’s unnecessary dissection of anything I observe.
Part of it is my greater than average for my area and general age consumption of Commonwealth of Nations media. I use this term to describe mostly British online media, but some Canadian and Australian is included as well. This started when I was young, later elementary years, think 4th-5th grade, when I was introduced to British Minecraft YouTubers. I do often joke that I was raised by the legendary stampylongnose, but he truly was a major source of entertainment once I learned how to tickle the household computer into showing his videos. I’ve continued to consume British media, from YouTubers like Tom Scott to BBC news to shows like Taskmaster.
Another part is probably my, quite honestly, strange literary experience. I often point to my first reading of Tom Clancy’s The Hunt for Red October as the inciting incident. For some reason, that thing was in my middle school library. That and other military techno-thrillers gave me a tendency to over describe and write in run-on sentences. Related is perhaps my gentler but no less impactful obsession with dense fantasy. Looking at you, Brandon Sanderson. Let’s just say that Mistborn re-wired my brain some and the Stormlight Archive is continuing to do so. Although the other primary culprit is Robert Jordan’s The Wheel of Time. I’ve got a lot of flowery language and colorful expressions at the ready for any circumstance.
Then there’s the music. Referencing this Venn Diagram, I’ve got a love of fantastical metaphors married to folk-ish rock-ish tronica-ish string-y dramatic music. It doesn’t help that I’m rather good at memorizing songs after listening to them for around a month, or less if I’m trying. So those metaphors and melodies are pretty much always clacking around my brain if not actively playing in my headphones. Exact quotes of, if not paraphrases of, these songs often work their way into my writing and speech.
Lastly, there’s my sense of humor. I’ve got a motley, patchwork one that includes quite a bit of English deadpan mixed with the strange stuff we consider funny here on Tumblr and topped off with a sprinkle of being overly verbose and sarcastic rightfully earned from my time on Reddit. What I might call jokes are probably best summarized by this little paraphrased jest with a friend on the floor of a hallway around 6:00 in the evening. For context, we were both semi-high on adrenaline, so it might not be word for word, and I consider myself LGBTQIA+.
“These gummy bears taste fruity.”
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“Like the gays.”
“PFFFFTTT—“
So there you have it, reader. My personal analysis of why I write like the gen z love child of a British person, a library addict, a folk singer, a recovering Redditor, and a current Tumblrite. I’m 3/5 so far.
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hi!! we're a system and have lots of introjects. currently, one is looking for sourcemates.
STAMPY/JOEY
25 yrs, he/him, pansexual
looking for anyone who remembers him. his source is stampylongnose, crazy craft, and stampys lovely world
we are 15 bodily
ENDOS DNI.
#source call#traumagenic system#stampy cat#plural system#did system#media call#stampy's lovely world#looking for sourcemates#sourcemates interact#sourcemate finding#sourcemate call#sourcemate
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Noob Or Not
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About This Quiz Described by The New Yorker as a cross between Minecraft and "The Hunger Games", this video game is insanely popular among teens (and others). Since its September 2017 release, it has been downloaded over 350 million times. This quiz will show you what you know about Fortnite.
How much does Fortnite Battle Royale cost?
Nothing, it's free.
Fortnite Battle Royale's genius is its free download to any gaming system. V-Bucks are used to make purchases within the game. These V Bucks can then be used for skins and pickaxes as well as battle passes, gliders and contrails.
Ninja
Ali-A
Stampylongnose
Stampylongnose (not his real title, thank you) plays Fortnite. But his best-known work is his elaborate Minecraft worlds.
Whiplash
A whiplash is an item in Fortnite. There are many other vehicles, such as motorboats, taxis, and more. Epic Games often changes the vehicles each season.
It was struck by a powerful nuke to make way for Tilted Towers.
It was destroyed by a meteor.
Season 4 saw the epic destruction of Dusty Depot by a meteor, effectively turning it into Dusty Divot. letrastraducidas.com All locations in the game, including Slurpy Swamp and Craggy Cliffs, use alliteration in their names.
There, the Visitor crashed into a rocket.
Solid Gold
High Explosives
Battle Lab
Epic Games determines the time period for which LTM modes will be available. Battle Lab was replaced by Playground mode, but the concept remained the same. It allows up 6 friends to practice shooting and structure building skills. Battle Lab mode is a way for players to get killed. However, they respawn immediately unlike the regular game mode.
They're a food source.
They contain resources.
Known as "loot llamas," these pinatas spawn automatically within the game (only in three locations in Battle Royale, 100 in Battle Lab mode) and contain 300 materials of every resource, like wood, brick and metal. They also contain potions, explosives, and other useful items.
They can be deadly, so run away if you spot one!
It rates the player by ability level.
It shows how rare or common each weapon is.
Fortnite's weapons are coded according the difficulty of finding them in the game. They are listed below in order of rarest to most common: gray/common/uncommon/rare, green/uncommon/rare, blue/rare/epic as well as gold/legendary.
It tells the player how many opponents remain.
PUBG
Many adult gamers choose PUBG (PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds) over other games because it's more realistic, darker, and less random (no llama piatas to found anywhere in the PUBG).
"The Carlton" from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Napoleon Dynamite's election dance
The "Dirty Dancing” boogie
These are known as "dance emotives" in the game. Players can choose to boogie down anywhere in the lobby or battlefield. Apart from "Fresh", which is based in "The Carlton", gamers have the option to perform choreography like the "The Worm," the "Take the L", or "Disco Fever" moves, all of which are based off John Travolta’s legendary "Saturday Night Fever” moves.
Menace
Brutus
Midas
Like the legendary king of the same title, Midas' skin could transform any object he touched into gold. He led the ghost organization.
Travis Scott
Billie Eilish
Marshmello's Fortnite concert was attended by 10.7 Million players. Travis Scott held five events over three days which attracted 27.7M unique players. Which of these weird weapons has NOT appeared within the game?
Pumpkin launcher
Heartbreaker crossbow
Stinky sock bomb
Fortnite has a stink bomb, but not a stinky socks bomb. Soothe your sorrow over this disappointment by chucking a pumpkin at someone, instead. Where is this boss located, anyway?
Stealthy Stronghold
The Colossal Coliseum
The Mandalorian can be found at the southern end, in The Colossal Coliseum. He is surrounded by a few henchmen.
A series of earthquakes begin.
A pulse hits across the island.
The zero point is sealed by a strange "pulse", which moves across an island, effectively getting rid all advanced technology.
All volcanoes erupt. Which one is the most dangerous?
Dog
Dragon
dinosaur
The game's initial offering of pets was expanded upon. These pets now serve as Back Bling. Bonesy is a pooch that comes with three colors.
Ted Logan, from Bill & Ted
Neo, from "The Matrix".
John Wick, also known by the name "John Wick"
Fortnite released a John Wick skin after many players misunderstood the skin for The Reaper's iconic character with the John Wick skin.
The Seven
The storyline and Fortnite map are drastically altered when The Seven mysterious group shows up.
a machine gun
a butterfly
Jones, in butterfly shape, guides the player while he/she seals up the portals in the game.
55
118
He did not win that match-up, even though the record was broken.
A makeshift weapon
A welding tool
A makeshift weapon can be used to craft a weapon. The higher the level, the better. Primal weapons need the bones, FYI.
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Stampy on joining SMPs (or rather, him NOT joining any):
#mcyt memes#mcyt#mcyt meme#stampy#stampylonghead#stampylongnose#stampy cat#my post#source: frozen#4 february 2021#shady oaks retirement smp#dream smp#incorrect mcyt#aquatic memetics
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SLW Incorrect Quote
Fizzy: Okay, unpopular opinion. The Grinch was sexy BEFORE he was played by Benedict Cumberbatch. If you only want to fuck the Grinch because he might be played by Benedict Cumberbatch then DON'T act like a real Grinch fan when some of us have died for this. Fuck you.
Polly, head on table in defeat: This is the worst way I could have found out they're making a "Grinch Who Stole Christmas" remake.
#incorrect quotes#source: tumblr#source: ???#fizzy elephant#Polly Reindeer#stampy's lovely world#stampylongnose#stampylonghead#I'm sorry#Sorta NSFW???#I guess???#But again I'm sorry
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Hero's and villains (dsmp crossovers)
by Tvb432
'Someday you will you will be the greatest hero this world will ever know.....but you've got a while to go yet kid'
'Sometimes you've got to make a choice, do what's right cause its right or take what you deserve. Sometimes that's a big ask, especially for a kid'
"I could kill, believe me I want too....God do I want too, and do you know what? That terrifies me more then you could ever imagine'
'With great power comes great responsibility'
'You don't have to be a hero, you don't have to do this! Please! I can't lose you as well!'
'What can I say, I'm awesome'
Welcome to a world of hero's and villain, where all is not as it seems and the worst of others brings out the best of other. In this world is Tommy a high schooler who after being bitten by a spider, developing powers most could only dream of. The only problem, he's not exactly the pinnacle of heroism.
Words: 2013, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Dream SMP - Fandom
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
Categories: F/M, Gen, Multi, Other
Characters: TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Toby Smith | Tubbo, Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), GeorgeNotFound (Video Blogging RPF), Alexis | Quackity, Floris | Fundy, Karl Jacobs, Snapnap, DanTDM, Stampylongnose, SSundee, Mumbo Jumbo, Grian, Purpled, SkyDoesMinecraft, Thinknoodles, ThxCya, Little Lizard, Tiny Turtle, Cody/atlaticraft, Joebuz
Relationships: Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson, Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Toby Smith | Tubbo & TommyInnit, Ranboo & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Clay | Dream & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit & Phil Watson, TommyInnit & Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit & Kristin Rosales Watson, Alexis | Quackity & Karl Jacobs & Sapnap & TommyInnit
source https://archiveofourown.org/works/36664537
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Plants Vs Zombies Garden Warfare 2 - Giant Football Welcome to my first video on plants vs... #hugochamber #ballisticsquid #commentary #console #gameplay #gardenwarfare2 #giantfootball #inthelittlewood #multi-player #part2 #plantsvszombies #stampy #stampycay #stampylonghead #stampylongnose #turftakedown #two #xbox #xboxone #yogscastmartyn Source: https://hugochamber.org/plants-vs-zombies-garden-warfare-2-giant-football/?feed_id=16267&_unique_id=5f3a77a4ddbb5
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Minecraft Xbox - Musical Chairs [383] Part 384 - Welcome to my Let's Play ... #surnativa #commentary #console #edition #gameplay #letsplay #lovelyworld #minecraft #mini-games #musicalchairs #part383 #playthrough #pollyreindeer #stampy #stampycat #stampylonghead #stampylongnose #version #walkthrough #williambeaver #xbox #xbox360 Source: https://surnativa.com/minecraft-xbox-musical-chairs-383/?feed_id=9742&_unique_id=5f30505d9dc8c
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Broken Age: Act 2 - My Talking Fish - Part 10
Broken Age: Act 2 – My Talking Fish – Part 10
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Welcome to my lets play on Broken Age Act 2. In this series I will be playing through the entire game with commentary.
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A few days ago, I made (or at least, tried to make) some Minecraft Story Mode YouTuber picrews. This is the first among several picrews - the popular fantasy RPG one.
Sparklez
Lizzie
Dan
Stacy
Stampy
Anthony
#minecraft story mode#minecraft story mode season 2#mcsm#mcsm fanart#source: picrew#my post#captainsparklez#captain sparklez#ldshadowlady#dantdm#stacy plays#stacysays#stacyplays#stampylonghead#stampy cat#stampy#stampylongnose#bigbst4tz2#mcsm stampy#mcsm anthony#mcsm stacy#mcsm dan#mcsm lizzie#mcsm sparklez#minecraft youtubers#17 january 2021
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#source: off the great wall#source: youtube#my post#stampylongnose#stampylonghead#stampy cat#stampy#stampys lovely world#mcyt meme#mcyt memes#mcyt#aquatic memetics
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AYO SLW EPISODE 701 JUST DROPPED
#stampylonghead#stampylongnose#stampys lovely world#stampy#stampy cat#mcyt#my post#cw grief#i assume#source: youtube#20 may 2021
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LORD ALMIGHTY???
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Listen to Stampy say “fuck” at 9:18 if that's your kind of thing
I feel like such a rebel hearing that 😼
#stampy cat#stampy#stampylonghead#stampylongnose#minecraft#mineblr#feed the beast#iballisticsquid#my post#source: youtube#shitpost#6 january 2020#Youtube
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New episode of the SLW is up! Haven't seen it yet, but I already like the build! (Stripped logs of nether woods and their respective planks… colour contrasts…)
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#stampylongnose#stampylonghead#stampy cat#stampy#source: youtube#stampys lovely world#11 february 2021#my post#Youtube
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