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Cahir: Honor and glory, Colonel.
Isengrim: Your presence here denies us both.
#the witcher#cahir dyffryn#isengrim faoiltiarna#incorrect witcher quotes#you know they bitched at each other all the time#source: assassin's creed
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Desmond let this man murder for you!
#assassin's creed#desmond miles#clay kaczmarek#subject 16/17#claydes#just let him Desmond#look at that face#it would make him so happy#I want Desmond to have all the feral boyfriends#I wish we got to see more of crazy clay#ac revelations#source: that one quote from the Simpson#whats your problem desmond?#that looks like a nice stable young man#my art
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Desmond: Please stop making new flavors of coca-cola. Either put the cocaine back or leave it alone
#Desmond Miles#source: twitter#Assassin's Creed#assassin's creed 2#assassin's creed brotherhood#incorrect quotes#ac#ac2
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be at ease, master cormac. we are friends.
#shay cormac#assassin's creed#assassin's creed rogue#ac: rogue#acedit#g.gif#thanks a bunch ubisoft for the clipping of the rifle with shay's hand <3#black & gold templar enforcer retexture was done by me 😌#link to the mod is in the source
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desmond: nice onesie, does it come in mens?
shaun: oh, I think you come in men enough for all us
desmond was found dead in miami 😔
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Jacob: Stop it! Do you want me to never talk to you again?!
Evie: ...
Jacob: What?
Evie: Hang on, I'm considering.
#this just reminded me of them lol#incorrect quotes#incorrect ac quotes#source: tumblr#Jacob Frye#Evie Frye#The Frye Twins#Assassin's Creed Syndicate#(I'm sorry I haven't had anything more creative to offer lately)
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Sooooo... I was planning to post this on Father's Day next month and this has been sitting on my queue for... let's just say 'a while'.
But we've been talking about AC dads (thanks to @acgames' lovely posts here and here) soooo...
I guess Advanced Happy Father's Day, AC Fandom!
EDIT (6/18/23): Happy Father's Day, AC Fandom!
BONUS Altaïr for all you silver fox lovers
#assassin's creed#teecup edit#teecup edits#i'm sorry for the quality of ratonhnhaké:ton's#my phone's camera sucks and i took that photo at 3 am with all the lights off XD#altaïr ibn la'ahad#ezio auditore#ratonhnhaké:ton#connor kenway#edward kenway#william miles#i feel like i shouldn't include the source of the texts themselves#because i saw it in a very... shall we say... 'dark' place
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I was bored and according to the tutorial I managed to put Altaïr and Tami in Left 4 Dead 2 (by replacing Nick and Rochelle)! It's not perfect, but at least they will fight the hordes of zombies together! 😆
#I still can't believe I managed to do it tbh#unfortunately they both don't have facial expressions bcs it's difficult to do it in the Source Engine#tamiisnthere's thought#Left 4 Dead#Left 4 Dead 2#Assassin's Creed#assassins creed#Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad#Tami Fountain#Altami#Hunter#L4D Hunter#L4D2 Hunter#altaïr ibn la'ahad#altair ibn la'ahad#altair#altaïr#screenshot#screenshots
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Assassin's Creed Odyssey
#ac odyssey#assassin's creed odyssey#kassandra#kassandra of sparta#octopus bay#guaranteed source of three sharks
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assassin's creed is very realistic actually because almost all the protagonists are in their young adult years for the majority of their games while going through the worst times imaginable
#source: i am in my twenties and everything is horrible all the time :)#i know i keep recycling variations of this post but listen. i'm right.#joining a murder cult to cope with the horrors (young adulthood)#assassin's creed#ky posts text
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Ratonhnhaké:ton: What do I even say to a Templar relative?
Aveline: May the Father of Understanding guide you... away from me.
#incorrect assassin's creed quotes#ratonhnhaké:ton#aveline de grandpré#assassin's creed liberation#assassin's creed iii#source: fiddler on the roof#connorline#kenway family shenanigans#stel speaks
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Assassin: We work in the dark to serve the light. We are Assassins. Rise Link of Hyrule, you are now one of us. Here is your uniform, blades and equipment.
[Link takes the uniform in his hands smiling ear to ear, but there is just one thing he can’t help but ask when he notices the Assassin’s iconic “A” emblem on the belt]
Link: Isn’t the Assassin's Brotherhood supposed to be like a big secret? I mean why would we wear special emblems that advertise who we are?
Assassin: (Extending Hidden Blade) You could still be dead.
Link: Y’know, I like the emblem.
#incorrect quotes#smash bros#submission#incorrect super smash bros#super smash bros#Assassin's Creed#Link#Legend of Zelda#Source: Star Trek Lower Decks
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Desmond: Happy fathers day to the man who called the cops on me when he didn't find me in my room sleeping in the middle of the night and thought I snuck out of the house.
Desmond: I was downstairs eating cereal and also was fifteen. Cheers William.
#happy birthday to desmond miles heres a quote that def wasnt in draft jail collecting dust#desmond miles#source: unknown#Assassin's Creed#incorrect quotes#ac
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More gifts? You spoil me, Greenie.
#jacob frye#assassin's creed#assassin's creed syndicate#ac: syndicate#acedit#g.gif#link to mod in the source
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altaïr called malik things like “my love, my life, my heart” and malik was like “my shit, my suffering, my hardships” in return but they were equally as affectionate
#altaïr: goodbye my love!#malik: goodbye the source of all my hardships ♡#altaïr ibn la'ahad#assassin’s creed#malik al sayf#altmal#incorrect assassin's creed quotes#shitpost
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I'm a slut for historical fiction but also i hate it because then I get interested in the person being dramatized and then I look it up and know how the story will end
Or conversely, I already know and am already interested in the person being dramatized and then I have to watch in agony as the drama gets it wrong
#like do i know historical fiction is meant to entertain and not teach? on a rational level. yes.#but also I'll never forget Assassin's Creed for making someone come to my p.ms to 'correct' me on Anne Bonny and Mary Read#using A.C lore as their source#BAD historical fiction *hits you with a rolled up newspaper*
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